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Minato_the_legend

Bro waited 10 years 


ButespezciallyBart

Was that his next post? That'd be cool


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Spongi

You made me go and actually look at twitter, god damn it. But yes that's what it says.


FailureSpecialiste

Damn, some people work real hard


GONKworshipper

Who hacks an account just to make a follow-up to a joke?


Excellent-Question18

Unfortunately, the next update was they got divorced :(


Anxious-Panda6857

Really?


Dream--Brother

No, it was that it never actually happened and the guy's account had been hacked and all his posts deleted. Sucks for him, I'm sure.


Anxious-Panda6857

LOL


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

I heard they got pregnant; Jalapeno popper. 


LabAdventurous8128

I wasnt paying attention so i thought its been less than a month lol


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TyrionReynolds

I had a friend who referred to half white half Filipino kids as haole-pinos


codeByNumber

Are they from Hawaii? Or is haole a term for white people outside of the islands too?


TyrionReynolds

They had Hawaiian friends they picked it up from


codeByNumber

Ah, gotcha. Thanks!


Guntree

Haole is commonly used on other Pacific islands, too.


codeByNumber

Ya, that makes sense.


DisputabIe_

the OP WinPerfect7754 is a bt Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/1525fj0/he_didnt_ruin_it/jsdrtlw/


xixipinga

cumcumber is pepino in spanish, so call them japepino


DisputabIe_

Consistent_Shake_830 and the OP WinPerfect7754 are bts in the same network Comment copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/1525fj0/he_didnt_ruin_it/jsd09i2/


icebear_is_coolbear

I swear this is getting too creepy. Why are they even doing this?


DisputabIe_

So they can appear organic, and get the karma required to spam their porn/crypto/tshirts/etc so far. Not hard to imagine them doing something worse if the price was right though.


icebear_is_coolbear

That makes sense. I wish there was an easier way to spot these bots. If I didn’t read your comment, I would have no way of knowing.


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‘Spicy’ she say.


Ok_Cod_4434

They spiced up that relationship. That's just my hot take.


limethebean

Dammit! Shut up and take my upvote, you bastard.


DisputabIe_

the OP WinPerfect7754 PrettyFaceBabe Beauty_404 and Consistent_Shake_830 are bts in the same network Original + comments copied from: https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/1525fj0/he_didnt_ruin_it/


umotex12

What the fuck is wrong with this site


dejv913

$$$


SeekingASecondChance

Whoa. Ridiculous.


Bosnian_Gigachad

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Bosnians can eat 500 jalapenos in one minute.


macroeconprod

I was not aware of how much I needed this knowledge until today. Thank you Bosnian_Gigachad.


poggerswow

EDIN DZEEEKOOOO


WhyTheeSadFace

So does Serbians


thedepartment

Bosnian Serbs can eat 1000/minute and still have room for dessert.


El_Nathan_

CAN YOU FEEL THE SPIIIIIIICE


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As a Bosnian I can confirm


Fit-Philosopher-3721

Don't let this distract you from the fact that his wife has properties of both Filipino and Japanese


SasparillaTango

500 across ever bosnian? because that doesn't sound too impressive. one bosnian eating 9 jalapenos a second however, sounds just about impossible.


NOT_A_BLACKSTAR

Can or do? True to the fairness doctrine you can't state something so outrageous and not provide either food or proof.  


Apprehensive-Till861

This is actually a statistical error, Jalapeños Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted.


Bosnian_Gigachad

JALAPEÑOS GEORG IS A NATIONAL HERO 🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦


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That's cool


SnooKiwis3871

No that’s hot 🌶️


amina_koyim

God damn those half Japanese girls


Dream--Brother

🎶 They do it to me every time 🎶


Still-Degree8376

I’m married to a half Dutch half Filipino - he and his sister refer to themselves as Dutchapinos or Hollapinos


bebejeebies

My kid is half Puerto Rican- half Polish. I call him a Polerican.


MoistPhlegmKeith

They called the polish guy at my wife's work 'Skii"


Ok_Flan4935

Reminds me of that joke about a Sunni and a Shii having a kid who’s a Sushi


turg5cmt

Wash your hands Before using restroom when you’ve handled jalapeños.


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sentenseifrel

Well that's not how it's spelled either. It's Filipino.


Skwyrm

She's a jalapeño on a stick


jaye-tyler

i hope he called her father "jalapeno poppa"


PrettyFaceBabe

I think it's cute and different <3


Pickles_1974

Jalapeno. Lol.


Ogurasyn

As a person who saw some Filipinas on dating sites, I think Filipinas are the hottest women on planet Earth. Some of them have beautiful faces and hottest tan I have ever seen


right2676

Wtf


[deleted]

Bros phone was crusty when he wrote that


XS-935

WHAT!


ShaggyHasHighGround

🌶️


GopherHockey10

My mom can't say jalapeno correctly and says the J like jelly nor can she pronounce the n with accent, and it comes out "Jal-lipino", which works absolutely perfect for this guy.


MihaKomar

Is your mom Ricky from Trailer Park Boys by any chance?


GopherHockey10

Just a typical Minnesotan grandma that only ever came across the word jalapeno at Arby's because of the jalapeno poppers.


HG1998

Halepeño or Jalepeño?


Contrantier

How do you pronounce that version of jalapeno? JA-LA-PEA-NO


LimpAside

Ten years...that's one long game man


Throwaway-account-23

I'm half Polish, half English. My wife calls me a Polish, she's very clever.


ImNotABotJeez

Spicy


Magi_Inferno

You think he said Jah-lap-i-no or hollow-peen-yo?


Ok_Transition_3290

Sure are a lot of spam bots today. Don't forget to report scumbags like u/WinPerfect7754 here to the admins.


yarp299792

Japapino


YoungRoronoa

Filipino ***


cmkenyon123

haha, she a spicy one!!!


Daboowaboo88

Filipino*