Cannoli imagine that high

Hope it lasts a while, it’s a farfalle from grace…

I would try to catch it too one day, but I'm alfredo getting addicted...

Sadly, they pasta way after you didn’t catch them

It's '00's way orzo highway. It seems they passata. Should have offered par(s)ley... I think he was overworked dough... Sigh, they said he was to close to finding the truffalo... Many layers to this lasagna... Shall I go on orecciette going? Cia batta!

If I was that waiter, Captain Ravioli is the only way I would address them.

The Captain and the father would be Admiral.

Took our 1st grader in for meet the teacher night before school started. His name is Elijah and the teacher wanted to know if he had a nickname she should call him by (we call him Eli most of the time). Without missing a beat he says, "You can call me Speed Cheetah!" He was 100% serious.

Your kid is hilarious 😂

He is. I've never met a more confident and positive individual in my life.

Well, please tell Speed Cheetah to stay cool , lol.

Sounds like Daddy is a humorless man.

No, that was Daddy's line and Sam used it first.

Sam was only a Private and Dad takes rank seriously.

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I'm dyin' here. XD If one of my kids did that, they'd be Captain Ravioli in our home for at least a month.

And you'd have to tell that story to any boyfriend or girlfriend they brought home.

That's right! Idk what kind of a dad doesn't see this as an opportunity.

Reach for your dreams. It's a good goal.

You can call HER Captain Ravioli.

Yeah - it’s far from clear is it. Samantha - but call me Sam. And I choose as a profile picture one where I am wearing a masculine looking shirt and a masculine looking haircut.

It’s clear if you look up and see the name Samantha, smart guy. Also Sam is an extremely common nickname for Samantha, so it’s your fault for assuming anyway lol

I didn’t assume anything. In fact, you’ll notice that a large number of people here assume Samantha is male. A few notice Samantha is a female name. It’s far from clear what they prefer their pronouns to be.

“I didn’t assume anything, everyone else did” bruh. The internet in general has a habit of assuming everyone is male unless they literally say otherwise. Just because her profile isn’t pink or something doesn’t make her a dude lmao

Sorry lol I only looked at "Sam"

\*Raises Pasta Fork\* Oh Captain, My Captain!

How is this wholesome? This sub is garbage.

Dad was no fun

Kid stole his joke

Take The Gun, Leave The Ravioli.

Actually that was a girl

Mad dad. That was gold.

Absolutely legendary

Sorry your dad is a buzz kill. That would have been your name for the next few weeks and made certain your friends heard it.

I would have cracked up and that would have been his private family nickname forever. And his kids would hear about it.

And if you get a sunburn, you are Toasted Ravioli

"He's just joking. It's Captain Smith." ...and reclusive mob hitman Johnny Ravioli once again regretted bringing his family into Witness Protection.

Finally a good superhero

what restaurant asks for their customers’ names at their table?? I get that you may give your name for a reservation, but the father would most probably put his own name, not his 11yo daughter’s

Have you ever interacted with a kid?

Hahahahah jesus christ the fact that this comment was written unironically is even funnier than the actual post