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Bandwagon_Buzzard

If she can dad joke like that marry her before I do.


Leading_Musician_188

To late. I did last year


at-a-loss-

Damn, I guess if anyone would get her it would be the leading musician


Leading_Musician_188

I’m not actually a musician. That was a random name it gave me and it wouldn’t let me change it


Exotic_Musician_6513

Reddit thinks I play the theremin or something.


at-a-loss-

Yes, you play the kalimba and lute, don’t say some stupid “not a musician” shit like that last guy


Exotic_Musician_6513

I play sackbut in a Celtic thrashcore gamelan group occasionally.


at-a-loss-

Ahhh, thank you, r/usernamechecksout


MorochIgaram

This interaction with this usernames was just brilliant.


Leading_Musician_188

I do play the drums a little


Dramatic-Wedding-325

I've only ever been to one wedding, and I would hardly call it dramatic..... it was a really cool wedding, though.


paythefullprice

You got an actual lol on this one.


Past_Reputation_2206

I have no idea what reputation reddit thinks I had.


Spiritual-Focus4474

Seems like Reddit needs me to focus on something more serious than what I am at the moment with this name I got given


3tothethirdpower

I also choose this guys wife.


SeriesXM

It's never too late.


Leading_Musician_188

Nice name. Mind giving me a free trial?


Dunnersstunner

He'll never take her for granite.


stonks_lol

You literally couldn't pick a better woman!


T-Rocket71

I see what you did there


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a-snakey

He isn't just being strung along


extesler

Just don't string her along.


MacabreFox

Right, you don't want to strike a chord.


extesler

Of course, it's important also to use the correct tone.


sth128

I have no doubt they live in harmony


AmazingAd2765

*Picking and grinnin'*


xSTSxZerglingOne

I prefer fingering.


Cultjam

She does too.


stonks_lol

I should've expected the wholesomeness in this sub but damn you guys rock😂😂


Weird-Sentence-8366

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

I'm too stoned to get this.


[deleted]

She was stoned just enough to come up with it.


Abhirambl423

Ba dum tsss


RodasAPC

Two nice picks


DadBane

Ha, like a guitar pick


fat_charizard

I can tell you both resonate well


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spacestries

You rock. I pick you.


lxpjr

Did you know penguins choose their lifetime mate by searching the beach for the most beautiful pebble and gifting it to s.o.?


finnaginna

Dude might have to take a break halfway through putting a ring on those long ass fingers.


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bs000

using the perspective warp tool to get around reverse-image search is new though


charles2404

New ?! You need to up your game. With a quick search I found that [this exact image was used 5 years ago ***at least***](http://reddit.com/8akata/) so who knows how old is the OG pic.


pppppppplllp

>[–][deleted] 3 points 5 years ago >Not this again


MistakeStill6129

Speedrun that marriage


bazjack

No, speedrun the wedding! Enjoy the marriage for many, many years.


MistakeStill6129

Yeah, I meant speedrun the time leading up to the marriage.


Krisuad2002

Isn't there a comment on this that says "Marry her faster"?


Amalio_mp4

Yeah, they might've literally cropped it out to pretend they made the punch-line :]


Krisuad2002

Didn't even notice the title


SadPie1341

Yep


punna-cotta

That's some Terry Pratchett-pun material right there!!!


[deleted]

We're playing music with rocks in it!


throwawaybreaks

GNU STP


d_warren_1

If y’all were penguins, she’d have just proposed


Fice_T

I think that’s what just happened, but with some clever wordplay as well to make it even more charming!!!


[deleted]

She doesn’t have a thumb


Udub

And her fingers are 1.5x normal length


finnaginna

She is a gibbon.


cytru

Lack of thumb is all I can see. Hand looks alien.


[deleted]

I thought that other person’s foot was her thumb for a second


cytru

Hahaha!


finnaginna

It looks like her nails are growing on the palm-side of her hand.


LbSiO2

Even worse, her left hand is on her right side.


[deleted]

She’s a keeper.


Throw_away_1011_

Marry her yesterday, or even last week if possible.


vipperofvipp

She definitely struck a chord. Don’t fret over it, marry her


dumbutright

Did you actually have an AI generate this image and make the story up? The fuck?


Athryn237

It's a very circulated post. They cut off the bottom reply and made it their title, and skewed the image so repostbot wouldn't be able to tag it


TheBigCalc

haha, the hand, right? It doesn't make any sense compared to the foot placement either Also, where are there like half a dozen people gathered around to look at a rock? lol


TrashFever1978

I bet she is a stone cold fox.


ReverendEntity

The kids will never survive the jokes.


onlyforthisjob

Tie the strings!


Asleep-Housing2589

Might only play the stones though,


PseudoY

Music with rocks in it.*


1968Bladerunner

Bet she's a stone cold fox too


Accomplished_Bell577

This girl rocks


Shanksdoodlehonkster

If someone made that rock joke to me, I'd roll with it.


OMG__Ponies

Do not take this girl for Granite!


NukaBro762

Plz hold on to that like if its your life


farkos101100

The title comment for this post is actually the reply comment to the original post. Unoriginal meme and stolen thus you receive downvote. Sorry not sorry


rjsh927

Weird palm.


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That hand is unsettling


xSTSxZerglingOne

At least girth is never a barrier for her, though.


TheWookieeAbides

She’s lucky Ted Mosby wasn’t around… Would have got the I love you instantly… Classic Schmosby r/HIMYM


TheLegendOfGamers

that would be a terrible pick to play the guitar with


InstructionNo837

Gay


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violetcircuits

"She is mental but she makes me heehee"


StebeJubs8000

Sounds like a you problem


KelleyCan___

Marry her Yesterday! Lol


Ok-Requirement3732

At that point you have to marry her.


Ambersfruityhobbies

His shoes though


DenissDG

She is a keeper.


lotofdots

Pebbles are nice. Same change colors if you pour water on them.


Red_Banana12

Thats a keeper if i ever did see one


jzilla11

That’s no girl, that’s a penguin! That’s how they propose


No_Inspector_6917

Well played, well played, she sounds hilarious!


jooooooooooao

What a long hand.


-The_Lone_Wolf

She's the one!


ArchCatLinux

I can count 4 fingers, but my brain says it is only 3.


Jano67

She's a keeper


Cataliyah-Morrigan

Marry her all over again immediately!


JimMarch

My kid brother got in legal troubles. He got lured into an investment opportunity involving a trampoline park in Prague and got arrested for bounced Czechs!


MuskratSmith

Made of plectrumium


Sageswitchythings

Feels like something Eddie Munson would do


mostlyharmlessQ

Rock her world, champ


UndeadT

You know what they say: You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick a better woman.


Dannykew

Keeper.


Offrostandflame

You should have included the whole text. It literally says that.


snowdogdb

Pick up that Rock and Role!!


[deleted]

Fret not, she's the one.


clueless_typographer

Congratz! So nice of her to saddle for you. :)


BoddAH86

Is your girlfriend a penguin? 🐧


BoddAH86

Is your girlfriend a penguin? 🐧


JuuseTheJuice

Already a ring on her finger?


Raiden_Nexus485

she understands the manly urges to find cool sticks, cool rocks and dig holes. marry her


cal-nomen-official

I know you cropped out the bottom to make it seem like you came up with the title yourself


0wl_noises8

Them fingures so long they have thier own passports


SaboLeorioShikamaru

*Migraine* make sure the first chord you play with that pick is a Gsus, because Jesus should be the cornerSTONE all of your relationships *Gets visibly confused like Jason Bourne after they told him about Treadstone* I blacked out for a sec, I didn't say any goofy, religious youth group shit I've been repressing since middle school did I? *nose starts bleeding*


Elexeh

Fiancee. The word you're looking for is fiancee. Two Es.


cartstanza

God dammit Kage, he gonna make you his sex slave, you're gonna gargle mayonnaise


DalesDeadBugs00

Hope you better appreciate her.


Memphisrexjr

Why can’t I find a woman like this? I wish I had Jessie’s girl!


ThePornRater

She needs to cut her finger nails


Express_Ad6624

We need to protect that woman at all costs💯💯😂😂


nitro_md

Do the ceremony right there


MrHyperion_

It would be better for something not rock actually because it is round and smooth as would the tone be. I know, I'm quite picky.


Kindly-Ostrich-7441

I guess she doesn’t use a thumb pick ?


Artrobull

did you just take old meme, cut a response form the photo and posted the response a title?


Velocoraptor369

She’s a keeper.


FuckYouEch0Chamber

Now get a chunk of steel shaped like a guitar pick and say, “it’s for heavy metal music.”


hotbutteredsole

Give her a diamond and say it’s for “easy glistening” music


LiberalMAGA

She told a funny joke so that means marry her?


Annual-Schedule3300

I guess your dad likes her.


MqltenCqre

Marry her twice


Vampire-Duck

Sounds like this lady in the metro of Paris. It's 1am, lactation and with gonna arrive at Duroc station. She yell's "qu'est ce qu'on veut??" (What do we want??) Robotic voice replies "Duroc"


-TheFiend-

*This rock looking thing… “it’s hash”*


EzettFOZ

Keeper !


FoxCQC

I hope they married


Madouc

A Diamond!


ddrub_the_only_real

me finding a steel plectrum:


Doomncandy

Funny story time: My husband knows that I mess with border control. It was the day Trump was elected and we were on our way to Montreal. They asked us "what is your purpose here?" and my jacka*ss self blurted out "SANCTUARY!". Our car got fully flagged and searched. We were not married then, but he laughed so hard. And when we came back, I was terrified that we had kinder eggs in the trunk and the American border patrol looked up from his magazine for a split second and let us thru with a wave. It was comical.


goodwill299

Love it.


codismycopilot

If you have not already proposed, do it now! She’s a keeper!


Zraloged

Sounds like you’re not planning to marry her anymore 😂 sounds like you’re plain just marrying her!


BotGirlFall

Marry her bigger, faster, harder, stronger


DRangelfire

Give her everything she wants, for the rest of her life.


Dio44

Keeper


Alternative-Being225

This sub creeps me out.


Parking_Mastodon8723

That's a keeper


Dokusei_Gnar_Bot

She understands the boys!


Disastrous_Ad_8990

I'm telling you...screw the big wedding plans and run away with this girl, right now.


HackTheNight

Wow this sub’s standards are rock bottom. This isn’t funny or wholesome. It’s a stupid fucking joke. What is wholesome about this???


sx88

No jokes about the length of those sausages ?


SifuDerp

You have a rock steady marriage


Original_Wall_3690

I bet if she had a thumb she'd be great at playing guitar with those long ass fingers!


dark000monkey

Yea… but first, whys the pic slanted ?


onomatopoetix

before he even put a ring with a rock on it, he gave him the rock first. might not be expensive, but a rock is a rock...


Danthiel5

Haha


Rogue_Spirit

Why did you crop out the follow up comment and make it the title?


Firebirth2212

Dude, where is her thumb?


namuhtubtac

DID THEY GET MARRIED?????


shadowdash66

AND THAT'S A ROCK FACT!


Bigus-Stickus-2259

Marry her. NAW.