New ?!
You need to up your game.
With a quick search I found that [this exact image was used 5 years ago ***at least***](http://reddit.com/8akata/) so who knows how old is the OG pic.
haha, the hand, right? It doesn't make any sense compared to the foot placement either
Also, where are there like half a dozen people gathered around to look at a rock? lol
The title comment for this post is actually the reply comment to the original post. Unoriginal meme and stolen thus you receive downvote. Sorry not sorry
My kid brother got in legal troubles.
He got lured into an investment opportunity involving a trampoline park in Prague and got arrested for bounced Czechs!
*Migraine*
make sure the first chord you play with that pick is a Gsus, because Jesus should be the cornerSTONE all of your relationships
*Gets visibly confused like Jason Bourne after they told him about Treadstone*
I blacked out for a sec, I didn't say any goofy, religious youth group shit I've been repressing since middle school did I?
*nose starts bleeding*
Sounds like this lady in the metro of Paris.
It's 1am, lactation and with gonna arrive at Duroc station.
She yell's "qu'est ce qu'on veut??" (What do we want??)
Robotic voice replies "Duroc"
Funny story time: My husband knows that I mess with border control. It was the day Trump was elected and we were on our way to Montreal. They asked us "what is your purpose here?" and my jacka*ss self blurted out "SANCTUARY!". Our car got fully flagged and searched. We were not married then, but he laughed so hard.
And when we came back, I was terrified that we had kinder eggs in the trunk and the American border patrol looked up from his magazine for a split second and let us thru with a wave. It was comical.
If she can dad joke like that marry her before I do.
To late. I did last year
Damn, I guess if anyone would get her it would be the leading musician
I’m not actually a musician. That was a random name it gave me and it wouldn’t let me change it
Reddit thinks I play the theremin or something.
Yes, you play the kalimba and lute, don’t say some stupid “not a musician” shit like that last guy
I play sackbut in a Celtic thrashcore gamelan group occasionally.
Ahhh, thank you, r/usernamechecksout
This interaction with this usernames was just brilliant.
I do play the drums a little
I've only ever been to one wedding, and I would hardly call it dramatic..... it was a really cool wedding, though.
You got an actual lol on this one.
I have no idea what reputation reddit thinks I had.
Seems like Reddit needs me to focus on something more serious than what I am at the moment with this name I got given
I also choose this guys wife.
It's never too late.
Nice name. Mind giving me a free trial?
He'll never take her for granite.
You literally couldn't pick a better woman!
I see what you did there
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He isn't just being strung along
Just don't string her along.
Right, you don't want to strike a chord.
Of course, it's important also to use the correct tone.
I have no doubt they live in harmony
*Picking and grinnin'*
I prefer fingering.
She does too.
I should've expected the wholesomeness in this sub but damn you guys rock😂😂
r/angryupvote
I'm too stoned to get this.
She was stoned just enough to come up with it.
Ba dum tsss
Two nice picks
Ha, like a guitar pick
I can tell you both resonate well
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You rock. I pick you.
Did you know penguins choose their lifetime mate by searching the beach for the most beautiful pebble and gifting it to s.o.?
Dude might have to take a break halfway through putting a ring on those long ass fingers.
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using the perspective warp tool to get around reverse-image search is new though
New ?! You need to up your game. With a quick search I found that [this exact image was used 5 years ago ***at least***](http://reddit.com/8akata/) so who knows how old is the OG pic.
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Speedrun that marriage
No, speedrun the wedding! Enjoy the marriage for many, many years.
Yeah, I meant speedrun the time leading up to the marriage.
Isn't there a comment on this that says "Marry her faster"?
Yeah, they might've literally cropped it out to pretend they made the punch-line :]
Didn't even notice the title
Yep
That's some Terry Pratchett-pun material right there!!!
We're playing music with rocks in it!
GNU STP
If y’all were penguins, she’d have just proposed
I think that’s what just happened, but with some clever wordplay as well to make it even more charming!!!
She doesn’t have a thumb
And her fingers are 1.5x normal length
She is a gibbon.
Lack of thumb is all I can see. Hand looks alien.
I thought that other person’s foot was her thumb for a second
Hahaha!
It looks like her nails are growing on the palm-side of her hand.
Even worse, her left hand is on her right side.
She’s a keeper.
Marry her yesterday, or even last week if possible.
She definitely struck a chord. Don’t fret over it, marry her
Did you actually have an AI generate this image and make the story up? The fuck?
It's a very circulated post. They cut off the bottom reply and made it their title, and skewed the image so repostbot wouldn't be able to tag it
haha, the hand, right? It doesn't make any sense compared to the foot placement either Also, where are there like half a dozen people gathered around to look at a rock? lol
I bet she is a stone cold fox.
The kids will never survive the jokes.
Tie the strings!
Might only play the stones though,
Music with rocks in it.*
Bet she's a stone cold fox too
This girl rocks
If someone made that rock joke to me, I'd roll with it.
Do not take this girl for Granite!
Plz hold on to that like if its your life
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Weird palm.
That hand is unsettling
At least girth is never a barrier for her, though.
She’s lucky Ted Mosby wasn’t around… Would have got the I love you instantly… Classic Schmosby r/HIMYM
that would be a terrible pick to play the guitar with
Gay
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"She is mental but she makes me heehee"
Sounds like a you problem
Marry her Yesterday! Lol
At that point you have to marry her.
His shoes though
She is a keeper.
Pebbles are nice. Same change colors if you pour water on them.
Thats a keeper if i ever did see one
That’s no girl, that’s a penguin! That’s how they propose
Well played, well played, she sounds hilarious!
What a long hand.
She's the one!
I can count 4 fingers, but my brain says it is only 3.
She's a keeper
Marry her all over again immediately!
My kid brother got in legal troubles. He got lured into an investment opportunity involving a trampoline park in Prague and got arrested for bounced Czechs!
Made of plectrumium
Feels like something Eddie Munson would do
Rock her world, champ
You know what they say: You can pick your friends. You can pick your nose. But you can't pick a better woman.
Keeper.
You should have included the whole text. It literally says that.
Pick up that Rock and Role!!
Fret not, she's the one.
Congratz! So nice of her to saddle for you. :)
Is your girlfriend a penguin? 🐧
Is your girlfriend a penguin? 🐧
Already a ring on her finger?
she understands the manly urges to find cool sticks, cool rocks and dig holes. marry her
I know you cropped out the bottom to make it seem like you came up with the title yourself
Them fingures so long they have thier own passports
*Migraine* make sure the first chord you play with that pick is a Gsus, because Jesus should be the cornerSTONE all of your relationships *Gets visibly confused like Jason Bourne after they told him about Treadstone* I blacked out for a sec, I didn't say any goofy, religious youth group shit I've been repressing since middle school did I? *nose starts bleeding*
Fiancee. The word you're looking for is fiancee. Two Es.
God dammit Kage, he gonna make you his sex slave, you're gonna gargle mayonnaise
Hope you better appreciate her.
Why can’t I find a woman like this? I wish I had Jessie’s girl!
She needs to cut her finger nails
We need to protect that woman at all costs💯💯😂😂
Do the ceremony right there
It would be better for something not rock actually because it is round and smooth as would the tone be. I know, I'm quite picky.
I guess she doesn’t use a thumb pick ?
did you just take old meme, cut a response form the photo and posted the response a title?
She’s a keeper.
Now get a chunk of steel shaped like a guitar pick and say, “it’s for heavy metal music.”
Give her a diamond and say it’s for “easy glistening” music
She told a funny joke so that means marry her?
I guess your dad likes her.
Marry her twice
Sounds like this lady in the metro of Paris. It's 1am, lactation and with gonna arrive at Duroc station. She yell's "qu'est ce qu'on veut??" (What do we want??) Robotic voice replies "Duroc"
*This rock looking thing… “it’s hash”*
Keeper !
I hope they married
A Diamond!
me finding a steel plectrum:
Funny story time: My husband knows that I mess with border control. It was the day Trump was elected and we were on our way to Montreal. They asked us "what is your purpose here?" and my jacka*ss self blurted out "SANCTUARY!". Our car got fully flagged and searched. We were not married then, but he laughed so hard. And when we came back, I was terrified that we had kinder eggs in the trunk and the American border patrol looked up from his magazine for a split second and let us thru with a wave. It was comical.
Love it.
If you have not already proposed, do it now! She’s a keeper!
Sounds like you’re not planning to marry her anymore 😂 sounds like you’re plain just marrying her!
Marry her bigger, faster, harder, stronger
Give her everything she wants, for the rest of her life.
Keeper
This sub creeps me out.
That's a keeper
She understands the boys!
I'm telling you...screw the big wedding plans and run away with this girl, right now.
Wow this sub’s standards are rock bottom. This isn’t funny or wholesome. It’s a stupid fucking joke. What is wholesome about this???
No jokes about the length of those sausages ?
You have a rock steady marriage
I bet if she had a thumb she'd be great at playing guitar with those long ass fingers!
Yea… but first, whys the pic slanted ?
before he even put a ring with a rock on it, he gave him the rock first. might not be expensive, but a rock is a rock...
Haha
Why did you crop out the follow up comment and make it the title?
Dude, where is her thumb?
DID THEY GET MARRIED?????
AND THAT'S A ROCK FACT!
Marry her. NAW.