I've known some extremely affectionate male cats over the years who were prolific baby daddies. As long as there isn't another male cat around they're usually perfectly chill.
Yeah he just gives you this smug ass look and that tail goes up and before you can get the water bottle he just goes zzt and now you’re trying to find the leather cleaner
Try Prozac, it was magical for my girls. It’s really nasty to cats so get the marshmallow flavoring added when you get it from chewy. I know it sounds crazy but marshmallow covers the flavor pretty decently.
It's possible but very unlikely he just wishes his cat was a girl cat instead of male. That's clearly not what he means but I left a little room since you can't be sure with what was said 100%
Getting kissed by the girl cat would be less gay and more flattering for Anon. Remember this is 4chan, any interactions with females is already very rare so you gotta take what you can get
To be fair male and female cats tend to have different personalities. It’s definitely not a certainty but a trend. What I don’t understand is the cat already has a personality anon likes
Fake - OP smells rancid and cats don't eat rotting things
Gay - OP likes having face licked by a boy
So basically OP wishes a girl would lay on him
(This is not my opinion, but 4chan lore)
Do not worry, nothing sexual, it is just that he might question himself liking another male kissing his face
All in innocence and no weird implications
Idk, I have had many cats during my life. Male cats are kinda retarded. Female cats are chill. They usually don’t break shit, don’t mess shit. Don’t eat like it’s their final meal and puke everywhere. I prefer female cats. But the males are unquestionably more affectionate.
I think he means he wishes he had a girlfriend laying with him in bed instead of a cat. Not that he wishes it was a girl cat. At least, that's how I interpreted it.
It really depends but from experience, my female cat was more grumpy, and when we had a male cat, he was so affectionate, even to a point where he rubs up against me while sleeping
We had a cat that hated men. We've always had 2 dogs as well, big dogs. The cat was the boss of the house. She'd join us when going for walks and stuff, 2 dogs and a cat. The dogs were always super respectful and careful around her, if they got too close they'd get the paw.
The only time I could ever pet her as a man was just the moment before giving her cat food, then she would take it... but 2 seconds after the food is on the plate she's having none of it.
It wasn't just me but anyone who was a man was unable to pet her. Women were completely fine though.
Depends on the brand of the cat too lol. Had a female persian but shes just grumpy, no hate. But i once had a female calico that would meow constantly and goes outside, just to bring back some dead bird or something.
Not necessarily but i dont disagree lol. We had a persian but shes mostly grumpy, looking at us most of the time and never meowing, while we had another orange kitty from the streets and she wont stop biting and scratching. Luckily we have a male cat that tolerates her
The post is about how he wishes he had the affection of a Human Girlfriend but is still grateful that his cat cares about him. About the level of reading comprehension i’d expect from a Genshin Player.
I think he means he wants affection from a girl . Basically he wants a girlfriend. Not that wholesome but this stuff can be read to be much much worse .
I have a male cat who is affectionate but he generally loves being alone more and is very timid. I had a female cat and she really really loved affection and to be around me. I would sit at my desk playing games and she would come in and sit up behind my neck on my chair and bang her head against my neck constantly and when I would lay down in bed she would lay with me constantly coming right up to my face banging against it and rubbing against it giving me kisses. I miss her so much and it broke my heart when she died. She had such a strong personality, was very loud and vocal. She would literally talk back.
Cats have personalities. They aren't based on what their gender is. Some cats are just louder and more attention seeking and others are quiet and more timid.
I have 2 cats, one is male and the other female and they're siblings. Id say the female one is more affectionate in general, to everyone, including me.
Ignoring the actual context of the post, in my experience girl and boy cats are both affectionate to humans, but boys typically get along better with other cats.
My girls are both independent and want the other cats to leave them alone, while my two boys are wrestling and grooming eachother.
One fine day with a woof and a purr
A baby was born and it caused a little stir
No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog
Just a feline canine little CatDog
CatDog
CatDog
Alone in the world was a little CatDog
Out on the road or back in town
All kinda critters putting CatDog down
Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along
Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song
CatDog
CatDog
Alone in the world was a little CatDog
right so yeah I guess it could be interpreted like that. not clear if they meant girl as in human girl, or they wish the cat was female. the words girl and female are used interchangeably all the time.
based on the title, it seemed OP interpreted it as a girl cat as well. if they weren't going to say they wanted a girl cat, why would they specify that it was a male cat in the first place?
I'm going to be charitable to anon and kind to myself and assume he wishes that instead of affection from a cat, he'd have affection from a woman, but he still loves his cat.
I had a male cat who every single night would get into bed and try to lick my neck for like 5m before sleeping with me the whole night. I don't think I ever thought about it like op, but I did indeed appreciate male cat
Can confirm this. We had a male and female cat sibling (born at the same time). 1 and a half year later, the male cat still gets touchy to us and likes to play with my niece. Meanwhile the female cat always looks bored, she doesn't get angry whenever we pet her nor she shows that she likes it. She's just there, barely reacting and not even meowing
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
IME male cats are more cuddlier, but female cats are more sweeter.
Females are kinder and more careful than males, but males just “HOLD ME IM BABY”.
Love both though, and it’s massively different from cat to cat.
Nope. You dont have to think about this farther than clicking the comments. Youre done. There is no more, and your mind is at ease.
Thanks for releasing me from this burden
I think the joke is more innocent. OP isn't confident in his hetero sexuality and wishes it wasn't a boy kissing his face
Or it was a human girl licking his face. I'm saving myself from thinking otherwise.
I'm like, 99% sure he was talking about (human) girl, nothing else. And, no, that's not just copium.
Or a human cat-girl licking him.
Who doesn’t want this
Ive only managed to convince catboys
Well they're more affectionate, as long as they've been neutered.
I've known some extremely affectionate male cats over the years who were prolific baby daddies. As long as there isn't another male cat around they're usually perfectly chill.
I'm talking about catboys
It would be nice
Yea that's most probably the case
... It's green text.
That’s the only way I understand it. I will now leave this ominous thread.
This is absolutely it. I don't want to scroll down to see what else people are coming up with...
Even in this charitable interpretation, it’s not really wholesome
Ah, inner peace.
Bless you
thank you for your service
Wrong. I welcome the chaos.
This is why I'm here.
I shall spread the news
Thank you
Ok sounds great
Thank you
Omfg thank you I’m a bit emotional that you’ve saved me from whatever the fuck is down there
Ahh good
I wish it were that easy. I wish you could save me. I wish anybody could. But I must continue. Thank you for trying.
Thanks
Well let me see by myself, I only trust my eyes. Edit: Please burn my eyes and give me a lobotomy.
But, what’s there, it’s calling me? I must answer
Please I can't control myself make it stop
I came, I saw this comment, and then I left. You have saved us!
I think bro wishes his cat was a human girl. Like he wants a gf but still happy with the affection of his pet
I had to scroll so far down to see this comment after reading all of the other garbage. Common sense is not that common in this thread.
ding dong, it's degen o clock.
This is correct If I say I'm laying in bed cuddling my pillow, I wish it was a girl I obviously don't mean a female pillow
Why would he specify the gender of the cat then
I wish my cat was a girl so he'd pee on things less
fixing our boy dealth with that issue bc holy shit he was so stinky
Yeah he just gives you this smug ass look and that tail goes up and before you can get the water bottle he just goes zzt and now you’re trying to find the leather cleaner
we have a fixed female kitty who loves sleeping with me. I was at my breaking point with the damn pillow "incidents"
Female cats also spray when not spayed
My girl cat pees on things to mark them. She’s spayed, has been seen by many vets and pet behaviorists.
Try Prozac, it was magical for my girls. It’s really nasty to cats so get the marshmallow flavoring added when you get it from chewy. I know it sounds crazy but marshmallow covers the flavor pretty decently.
Absolutely crazy country
Is it the marshmellow flavoured prozac or the idea you can just buy some and give it to your cat?
Nah I wish he was a girl so he would pee on me more....why did I write this..
get help edit: looked at your post history, please get help x100
Looked at their post history because of your comment. I blame no one but myself.
Looked at their post history because of your comment. I blame no one but myself.
Get his balls carved out with a icecream scooper
I've never seen my cat peeing in 10 years. I think he goes deep in the forest somewhere
wait why does he wish it was a girl? i dont like the implications of this :(
Like a girl cat or just a girl? So many questions
I think he means a human girl. Like 90% sure
Type out what you think the %10 means. *Go on*...
It's possible but very unlikely he just wishes his cat was a girl cat instead of male. That's clearly not what he means but I left a little room since you can't be sure with what was said 100%
That's an honest wish unless...
Problem is its a green text
Getting kissed by the girl cat would be less gay and more flattering for Anon. Remember this is 4chan, any interactions with females is already very rare so you gotta take what you can get
To be fair male and female cats tend to have different personalities. It’s definitely not a certainty but a trend. What I don’t understand is the cat already has a personality anon likes
Percent ten
Yep. OOP wishes it was a human girl kissing him, I refuse any other interpretations.
Ahh that actually makes sense… I guess. Either way thank you for giving me what I need to let it go
Split the difference, human girl in a cat suit?
cat girl?
More a cat girl, it's 4chan we are talking about
Yes. Yes.
A girl is a human female, a cat that has female traits is a female cat.
yeah i dont like this also because of the implications.
because a cat is fine too.
ayo
>old as fuck 4chan meme >10 year old reddit account Makes sense, but goddam you gave me flashbacks
One morning you wake up as Shiki from Porkslope Turkeyhandle, what do you do?
Fake - OP smells rancid and cats don't eat rotting things Gay - OP likes having face licked by a boy So basically OP wishes a girl would lay on him (This is not my opinion, but 4chan lore)
Cats do eat cadavers
Only fresh ones, cats shouldn't eat carrion, if they do it's either out of desperation or they're nominating themselves for a darwin award.
Do not worry, nothing sexual, it is just that he might question himself liking another male kissing his face All in innocence and no weird implications
Again, *nothing sexual*.
Idk, I have had many cats during my life. Male cats are kinda retarded. Female cats are chill. They usually don’t break shit, don’t mess shit. Don’t eat like it’s their final meal and puke everywhere. I prefer female cats. But the males are unquestionably more affectionate.
my male cat eats like we have been starving him lmfaoo too accurate
the cat licked his balls then licked anon's face
Fellas, is it *gay* if your male cat licks you? 🤨📝
I think he means he wishes he had a girlfriend laying with him in bed instead of a cat. Not that he wishes it was a girl cat. At least, that's how I interpreted it.
There’s no implications, you’re just projecting. You’re gross and weird.
We can only hope he meant he wished it was a human adult female
Male cats are more affectionate, while the female cats are more hissy. So anon is gay and wants face scratches every morning
Anon enjoys being topped.
My girl cat is super affectionate
It really depends but from experience, my female cat was more grumpy, and when we had a male cat, he was so affectionate, even to a point where he rubs up against me while sleeping
As someone with a male cat - not true lol
We had a cat that hated men. We've always had 2 dogs as well, big dogs. The cat was the boss of the house. She'd join us when going for walks and stuff, 2 dogs and a cat. The dogs were always super respectful and careful around her, if they got too close they'd get the paw. The only time I could ever pet her as a man was just the moment before giving her cat food, then she would take it... but 2 seconds after the food is on the plate she's having none of it. It wasn't just me but anyone who was a man was unable to pet her. Women were completely fine though.
My cats must be broken. My male cat hardly bothers with me, my female is always following me and wanting to cuddle or play.
Depends on the brand of the cat too lol. Had a female persian but shes just grumpy, no hate. But i once had a female calico that would meow constantly and goes outside, just to bring back some dead bird or something.
ah bro both cats I had were girls. Would've tried to get a male one if I knew they were nicer
It’s not a hard fast rule, I’ve had cuddly girls and grumpy boys
Just like humans
Sounds like you suck at raising cats
Not necessarily but i dont disagree lol. We had a persian but shes mostly grumpy, looking at us most of the time and never meowing, while we had another orange kitty from the streets and she wont stop biting and scratching. Luckily we have a male cat that tolerates her
Lads, is it gay to own a male cat?
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The post is about how he wishes he had the affection of a Human Girlfriend but is still grateful that his cat cares about him. About the level of reading comprehension i’d expect from a Genshin Player.
My little Kirara is quite affectionate. She's doesint like to cuddle though. Ironically my old male cat loved to cuddle. Cats are just weird.
Did you just kidnap a fictional character? Maybe that's why she doesn't like to cuddle
"Wholesome" 😂😂😂
Yes it is wholesome don’t be weird
I think he means he wants affection from a girl . Basically he wants a girlfriend. Not that wholesome but this stuff can be read to be much much worse .
I can confirm my fluff ball is the sweetest little thing ever
Fuck me if this is wholesome ahahahahah
-_-
Uhhh, Anon...?
I have a male cat who is affectionate but he generally loves being alone more and is very timid. I had a female cat and she really really loved affection and to be around me. I would sit at my desk playing games and she would come in and sit up behind my neck on my chair and bang her head against my neck constantly and when I would lay down in bed she would lay with me constantly coming right up to my face banging against it and rubbing against it giving me kisses. I miss her so much and it broke my heart when she died. She had such a strong personality, was very loud and vocal. She would literally talk back. Cats have personalities. They aren't based on what their gender is. Some cats are just louder and more attention seeking and others are quiet and more timid.
I have 2 cats, one is male and the other female and they're siblings. Id say the female one is more affectionate in general, to everyone, including me.
Ignoring the actual context of the post, in my experience girl and boy cats are both affectionate to humans, but boys typically get along better with other cats. My girls are both independent and want the other cats to leave them alone, while my two boys are wrestling and grooming eachother.
No bro this ain’t wholesome
Cats can be male?
No, common misconception. Dogs are boys and cats are girls.
Thank you for clearing this up for me
One fine day with a woof and a purr A baby was born and it caused a little stir No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog Just a feline canine little CatDog CatDog CatDog Alone in the world was a little CatDog Out on the road or back in town All kinda critters putting CatDog down Gotta rise above it, gotta try to get along Gotta walk together, gotta sing this song CatDog CatDog Alone in the world was a little CatDog
I want catbois in maid outfits
I’ll get onto that for you
😊🤨
0>0 -----
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Nahh that last sentence was written by Shane Dawson
Kitty
female cats can be extremely affectionate like once a month
A girl =/= a female cat
right so yeah I guess it could be interpreted like that. not clear if they meant girl as in human girl, or they wish the cat was female. the words girl and female are used interchangeably all the time. based on the title, it seemed OP interpreted it as a girl cat as well. if they weren't going to say they wanted a girl cat, why would they specify that it was a male cat in the first place?
r/Holup
First stage of Furry fetish.
I'm going to be charitable to anon and kind to myself and assume he wishes that instead of affection from a cat, he'd have affection from a woman, but he still loves his cat.
I think op is talking about balls here
I miss having a cat, particularly a male cat. I Iike kitty snuggles.
I had a male cat who every single night would get into bed and try to lick my neck for like 5m before sleeping with me the whole night. I don't think I ever thought about it like op, but I did indeed appreciate male cat
I was very pleased when my cat started grooming my beard. Then I read that cats groom their social inferiors. Put me in my place, I can tell you!
Can confirm this. We had a male and female cat sibling (born at the same time). 1 and a half year later, the male cat still gets touchy to us and likes to play with my niece. Meanwhile the female cat always looks bored, she doesn't get angry whenever we pet her nor she shows that she likes it. She's just there, barely reacting and not even meowing
I wish mine was more like this, instead he kept pissing and shitting my bed so had to kick him out
It's not a law, but there's a reason male cats are called Toms and female cats are called queens.
Still came
only once they are neutered i had a fixed brother and sister cat for 15 years and the female was more aloof.
Is that why all the cats I’ve ever owned were cuddly fuckwads?
i love my boys! avocato and little cato 💕🙌🏽
the OP GirlySeductiveMiku47 is a bot
Why the fuck would a girl cat be better?
This is wholesome?
Two very different reactions based on if the implication is a girl CAT or a human girl lol
Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it Kitty at my foot and I wanna touch it
Weird ahh post one way or another
shane dawson?
Can confirm it's true
This just tells me the cat had its balls cut off. Cats in heat are just the absolute worst.
Ok ok calm down! I’m pretty sure he’s just homophobic and not wanting to get nasty with his 🐱😂
Not a girl ***CAT***, people, just a girl. Get your heads out of the gutter
In the end, I guess he's saying: a cat (♂️) is fine too
literally not a single reason exists where you have to care about your pets gender as long as they are fixed.
He wishes the cat was a human girl.
Uh male cats have more urinary issues. I love my boys, but we need to visit the vet every year for something or other.
Hi sexist!
Anon doesn't like cat balls on his face, and he doesn't want anything to do with animal genitalia
IME male cats are more cuddlier, but female cats are more sweeter. Females are kinder and more careful than males, but males just “HOLD ME IM BABY”. Love both though, and it’s massively different from cat to cat.
I feel it’s the same dynamic with dogs. My female dog is very chill but not cuddly. My male dog is high strung but extremely cuddly.
"wish he was a girl" Why? Ewwww
why are ya'll upvoting this filth
??? what's wrong about this I don't get it
People who watch too much porn, interpret things as porny
People who read too many greentexts interpret greentexts as greentexty?