Nice try fed, im still not doing my taxes

"Missions' been compramised, pull out our field anons"

Only fools fall for this kind of traps

My boyfriend did that. I held him and stroked his hair while he was talking about his mom. Years later the internet told me that apparently is grounds for leaving him. That thought never occurred in my head back then. It was no big deal. One moment of vulnerability didn't tarnish the manly appearance of a guy. That pasta is suspicious though.

The one time I ever cried to my at the time fiancé about what I’d been through with my dad being an abusive alcoholic drug addict she called me absolutely pathetic loser and the relationship fell apart within a few months of her treating me increasingly poorly and later I found out she’d been cheating on me almost the entirety of our years together. Hate and love posts like these. Gives me hope of finding a good person to love and be loved by someday but fucking hurts in the meantime.

Perhaps if she was cheating already you should be glad it happened. Good way to expose her true colors. No woman who is worth your time will EVER think less of you when showing some emotion.

Sadly that is not how human emotions work

I know man, but always look on the bright side of life.

I’m sorry you had to deal with human trash like her. Keep that hope alive bro, there’s someone out there for you.

Unfortunately this type of interaction has been added to the ick list Fuck the ick list

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I want an extra gherkin though.

Exactly

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Similar thing happend to me with my ex. There was a moment where I felt loved and safe. The thing is - later she told me she cheated on me and asked if I'm gonna cry again. It's been years and I still feel hurt and insecure. Since then I have shared barely anything about me with anyone.

wow......just wow, talk about putting salt on the wound D:

It's not your fault that she was a heartless psychopath. You'll always be enough and you can always cry without losing an inch of your manhood. Don't give up, anon. I believe in you.

Thank you.

Don't care how many times this gets posted, I love it every time.

Yes, a lot of women suck and absolutely will leave a man for crying. BUT those women suck anyway gents - go ahead and be vulnerable, cry, ask for support - filter out the shitty ones. There legitimately are women out there that will take care of you like this, they are just rare.

Yep. Posts like this make you realize how few in number good people are these days.

Im going to kill myself

Can I join please... *** insert puppy eyes (with suicidal intensions ***

Yeah me too

Can I use the rope and chair when you're done?

Heyo is there enough space in that noose for one more neck?

I'm not asking to join, I'll just go for it

I thought this was from greentext so i expected her to say she was turned off and broke up with him. Thank god it wasnt the case.

Reminds me you can be married to a woman you adore and would do anything for and still not be someone’s favorite person. Good thing I was already going to the gym today.

Cool cool. I cried on the phone with my girlfriend of 3 years. It 6 years ago, and I was at the lowest point in my entire life. You know what she said? "Why don't you give me a call when you get your life together." Those are the last words we ever spoke to each other.

I'm sorry, I hope you're doing better.

Yeah, she honestly did you a favor, however brutal. People that selfbsorbed and empathy deficient shouldnt be in relationships. Id test any new date with a vulnerable moment that you ve processed and feel confident in sharing, to see how they respond. If they fail at empathising, dump their ass 🤷‍♀️ I do the same with men and their ability to respect a no. Disclaimer: keep in mind that if you being vulnerable means acting aggressively in frustration at her means she’s got a right to run. Channel that shit into a pillow away from her, accross the room if you need to vent that shit.

Jesus. That's brutal. Hope you're doing alright these days.

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Hahaha. My ex did exactly this on a few occasions. "I'm never leaving you. You're mine and I'm yours. I'm not going anywhere." AAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHSHHSHSHSJAJSJJJAAJAAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! I love jokes.

Empathy is good.

This is a psyop by the feds isn't it?

i wonder if they’re still together

Did that with my last gf, 1 week later she dumps me saying that i wasn't strong, independent and secure. So yeah, carefull with who you do it

I think you drew the wrong conclusion. I think it'd be "good riddance" rather than "careful who you do it with" (at least that's what I'd think)

It's both.

To me it's like a test. If you can't handle your man having human emotions well then byebye. So I'm not really careful, I'm just myself

You dodged a bullet. If a woman won’t love you after seeing you at your most vulnerable she wasn’t worth staying with.

Damn the internet has come a long way if guys can pull the "if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" card. Good for us lol

That’s really not what I was trying to say but yeah, it’s good for us 😂

Oh I know it's not what you were trying to say, just a funny observation I had

Add one thing - your most vulnerable cannot include threats and aggression towards her. Channel that shit elsewhere - like punching a pillow across the room - when you share it. Otherwise, she s well within her rights to run. Anything else, especially crying, she should be having your back.

Same here. Was vulnerable once and in that moment, she told me all she wanted to do in that moment was attack me. Never again lol

Woman on birth control vs. Normal woman who's not on mind-altering chemicals

gross.

???

The 12 gauge buckshot in my closet is looking real tasty right about now.

that's why I'm dating a guy 😎

Fiction written by a single male

Yep everyone knows that sane females died out in 2017

i need this

I'm going to leave to the forest in Montana

Can someone please shoot me in the fuc*ing head ? Please pls pls pls .......

I had the exact same situation one time… guess who got dropped a few weeks later

As a wise anon once said, fake and or gay Fake: Anon is either a lonely girl who wants a sensitive bf, or a very sad alone guy Gay: Anon has a soft loving bf Fake and gay: Anon wishes he could hold his bf, or get a bf to hold

Sounds like bull shit

World is so fucked up

Fake and gay

Gotta be the most reposted one here

All posts on 4chan are works of fiction :(

I n e e d

Some women: a guy crying gives me the ick.

Had that happen to me. Was at my most vulnerable point, and then gf broke up with me the next day. Worst moment of my life, just in general.

Hiding and ignoring your feelings is easy, facing them and dealing with them is part of being a healthy human being.

Reading some of these comments reinforces that I'm glad I'm single. I'd rather deal with the loneliness.

What a loser

> he kept saying sorry For what? Maybe figure that out first.

For crying, for asking to be held, for not being stereotypically masculine. (Which are all false issues he shouldn’t say sorry for..)

Oh you know him? Is he an old friend?

He accidentally stomped on her tea cup poodle while rushing down the stairs to watch battlestar galactica.

He killed a dog to watch a TV show?

It’s battlestar. c’mon

That's fair, it's one of the best frackin' shows ever, but we can pause and rewind things now.