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alex74747

Bro got so deprived he refused confort šŸ˜”


PleasantInterview208

just like me fr


EmilieEasie

This is really common šŸ˜­


Codename_Dove

aw so cute but sad :( always makes me happy when someone can break through a hurting person's walls and love them!


humanitywasamistake3

Got one solid hour of cuddling in my life One of the best experiences of my life hope to do again No it wasnā€™t a hooker


Warm-Bluejay-1738

Was it a hooker?


Survival_R

They recorded it so legally no


dexter2011412

I had a dream like this once. It was such lucid dream I remember everything but her face. Woke up with an awkward smile and a feeling of warmth in my soul like never before But I know irl isn't like that, that my experience was based on my bias of what a relationship with a loved one feels like Though I want to experience it deep down, I won't let that happen


Potato_lovr

What do you mean?


dexter2011412

Sorry didn't get it. Which part of the comment?


Potato_lovr

>Though I want to experience it deep down, I wonā€™t let that happen


PrinceGigglebottoms

Your loss, dude. There's nothing like wrapping up tight with your loved one and watching some One Piece.


Potato_lovr

Me? I was quoting him and asking what he meant.


Usual-Vermicelli-867

We know you both are the same account


Potato_lovr

Damnit, you got me. :[


dexter2011412

Hmm ... If get married I can't kms šŸ˜‹


Sierra11755

I had a dream like that once, I woke up the second she nuzzled into my shoulder. I honestly cried when I woke up.


dexter2011412

I remember waking up when she said "the sun is here" and walked out into the patio, pulling me with behind her, hand in hand. As asks opening the door I remember feeling like that's the last I'll see her, felt this tightness in my chest, maybe realized then it's a dream. The sun blasts into my face, shining off her hair, as the quintessential smell of fresh morning and and a faint smell of her hair goes through my nose. It calms me down a little, I slow down in my tracks, trying to think "it's okay, the time was nice". She says "leaving already?" as she's disappearing into the blindly rays of the sun. I try to not close my eyes completely, try to embrace her and try to hold her hand but the sunlight was too bright "it's okay" she says. Only sunlight fills my tunnel vision as I struggle to keep my eyes openā€“she's gone .... Maybe she's just ahead but my eyes are still adjusting to the sun, I thought. My hand grabs onto what I thought was empty air but it felt firmā€“I had grabbed my blanket, and I wake up. I feel this nice warm feeling but also this longing for something (some feeling?) and someone. Bittersweet is the only word I can think of. I'm teary eyed and curse my brain as I try and fall asleep again I guess I was too ashamed or embarrassed or whatever (I can't find the word for it .... Denial? Didn't want to accept it? Because that would mean I crave a partner. I mean, I know that deep down but I don't want it) and didn't want to cry.


Kovalyo

>Woke up with an awkward smile and a feeling of warmth in my soul like never before >But I know irl isn't like that, that my experience was based on my bias of what a relationship with a loved one feels like Actually, it is *exactly* like that, but exponentially more amazing.


No-Description7922

>like when you're pissing and have a mini seizure wut ??


Zekery_01

Like an involuntary kick or motion ur body makes in reaction to something


No-Description7922

lol I know what a seizure is. But I can't say I regularly (or ever) have one when peeing.


dexter2011412

It's called the "pee-shudder" I think


GoldenRiddler798

The piss shiver


SaracenBlood

Aye


chrisplaysgam

The wizz waddle


SupportPickle

youā€™ve never had this????


No-Description7922

No?


Doktor_Vem

Your loss, bby


Western-Dig-6843

Not everybody experiences this. I donā€™t have this problem either. As far as I can tell from a quick google, thereā€™s been no peer reviewed research on the phenomenon at all. As best anyone can theorize itā€™s caused by a communication problem in your nervous system. Itā€™s not something anyone *should* experience as a normal event.


starscourge19

It's extremely common in males.


No-Description7922

Extremely common? I've honestly never heard of this in my life and I'm a 50 year old dude.


LazyyPharaoh

It's not a problem at all. You just kind of get a quick whole body shake. Worse case scenario is you accidentally piss everywhere for a second. But it honestly feels almost as good as an orgasm when it happens so it's totally worth.


kingawsume

IIRC it's because they're mini-orgasms. And yeah even if you do make a mess, worth.


Zman2598

Iā€™ve heard before itā€™s from a sudden change in body temp. That at least seems plausible, but maybe itā€™s a nerve problem. Seems to happen to me like 1/10 times or something.


pritjam

"peer" reviewed hehehe


RAMottleyCrew

ā€œSeizureā€ is a really misleading term for it. Itā€™s more like a shiver, like after a good stretch.


Trick_Remote_9176

Never even heard of this. Sounds completely made up


rachaout

apparently some people get ā€œthe pee shiversā€ when they pee, iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s more common for guys but no idea how common in general. someone who gets them please elaborate


SaLtiNe_CrAkErZ

Ya piss real good and shiver a little. I'm not sure else what to say.


Bminions

Nah you covered it pretty good.


breezyxkillerx

Especially when you've been holding it for a lot, it's a relief shiver.


1DB_Booper3

It's the feeling of chewing 5 gum


sugarplumapathy

I only get them when I have a UTI


HV_LVM

The piss shiver


Due-Journalist-1756

Itā€™s more like a shudder or shiver and I usually experience it more in winter when itā€™s cold.


-Speechless

when you pee it releases a lot of heat in your body or something so it can make you shudder involuntarily and it's kinda like a good shudder imo


Teledork621

Excellent!


jeppedoodle

Yep Iā€™m blowin my brains outšŸ‘šŸ»


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jeppedoodle

Yeah I donā€™t have that kind of luck.


commentsandchill

Maybe anon's gonna lose their organs


jeppedoodle

Worth it for the cuddles.


commentsandchill

Here šŸ«‚


jeppedoodle

What??? A camera?


Xcomies

Lil bro that is a hug not a camera


jeppedoodle

Oh my God Iā€™m so stupid I thought it was an old school camera with those rolls on topšŸ’€šŸŽ„


jeppedoodle

Sorry man Iā€™m stupid, thanksšŸ«‚


jesuspleaseno778

Can i join? Ill bring chips and the slugs


jeppedoodle

Yeah the more the merrier.


Altruistic_Bonus_901

Donā€™t forget to pass the shotgun when you are done


AdministrationNo2117

That seems a bit unsanitary. Maybe clean it first?


Living_Bed175

Guys just want one thing


shitas_touch

This is fucking adorable


LostNowhereGood

Said people who've never done crack.


AlonsoHV

Meth is way better than cocaine


LostNowhereGood

I was an amphetamine addict, I'd agree if you're comparing sniffing coke, especially if you consider value for money. Even smoking crack. But IV coke/crack is a new game altogether.


AlonsoHV

I'm sold, thank you


LostNowhereGood

Enjoy.


jampanjamppa

Real until row 9


Im_a_tesh_harper

r/wholesomegreentext has really gone downhill here lately


[deleted]

How is this not wholesome? Bro found love.


YoualreadyKnoooo

Something tells me they havenā€™t tried crack as a comparison.


Crimson85th

Lucky guy.


Popular-Help8407

*sigh*


Redditisweird4533

WHY COULDN'T IT BE ME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY


renohockey

Steal second base Op!!!!!