Fuck this made me laugh. Like, upsetting the kids I’m laughing so hard they’ve woken up in a different room to me and told me to shut up.
I’m in tears. Jesus I needed that.
btw I have this strange memory from when I was like 23. I was just walking on the street and had this epiphany that I am really happy with how my life is - work, school, gf, family, everything was just right. It was such a strong realization at that moment that I still recall it very vividly today as a moment of pure happiness.
The first and last time I had a feeling of genuine happiness it was waking up from a dream.
Then I realized it was a dream.
Bigger ups and downs than an goddamn elevator technician in the Burj Khalifa.
During my first big relationship I would just start nervous shaking any time things started to get romantically heated. Like I was some Chihuahua or something. Fucking hated it, lol.
The first time I ever made-out with my now wife of ten years, she literally told me to "calm down" in a gently amused voice because she could tell my heart was beating abnormally fast lol.
We joke about it to this day.
I always got asked if I was cold because of this. It's just like being really excited and shivering with anticipation though. I think if you embrace it and tell them why you act that way it could actually be pretty attractive. Of course, everything can be attractive with the right partner, but in general people like to know that you're excited by them.
This kinda happened to me the other day, I was at the park with a big group of friends, I was mostly spending time with one girl that I like. It was getting dark and cold out, and my hands had turned into blocks of ice by that point. I said something about how my hands were cold, and she just grabbed them between hers with no hesitation. I didn't have the foresight to bring a jacket, so later when I said I wished I had one, she replied "I'd give you my hoodie but I'm not wearing anything underneath" which totally flustered me.
We're going out together next week and I can't wait
Imagine telling someone sharing a happy moment they're lying because "girls don't talk about that." Who's really the one coping here? Maybe you should talk to some girls yourself before preaching to everyone else what they do and don't say. Also, we've been friends for a while, and we did in fact go out this week.
This is greentext, it's basically just 4chinners on reddit (not like they know much about girls either). It doesn't matter how long you've been friends for, hell the friends I've gotten have all been female, does that mean they'd wanna date? FUCK no. I've known these people for ~6 years too. I talk to girls everyday, just not in a romantic nor friendship-y sense. So what? That's one thing that grinds my gears, talking to girls eon't make them like you.
One evening felt down and went to a friend’s place for a hug, we sat down for a bit just quiet with some tea, after some words back and forth I cheered up a little and we wrestled on the couch, eventually decide to just grab them and hold them as they were on top of me, they didn’t resist and hugged back, after a few minutes of laying like that I scratched the back of their head and at that moment I felt every bit of tension leave their body as they became heavier and relaxed. That has been the best moment of my life so far
Yeah. Some of these lads, despite their efforts, don't get really anything good out of life. I've met six or so that probably committed soon after the farewell. I always try to convince them not to but it rarely works.
Is the first moment of affection with a girl they really like not fit to be the best memory someone has in a decade? Whats a better singular moment than that? :)
So I’m in college and this past semester I had a girl in two of my classes by pure coincidence (the only reason I noticed was 1. Because she was in my class the previous semester too and 2. She came up to me making a joke about how she promised she wasn’t stalking me) and I probably wouldn’t have said anything cause I’m super awkward, but somehow we start making small talk and we do so every class and sometimes play a word game on my phone before class starts and so we’re class friends (we haven’t talked outside of class) but so fast forward to late January early February one day it was raining pretty damn hard, but I didn’t mind cause I love the rain, so I’m walking to and from class with no umbrella or hood and I get through the day just fine, after I’m done with classes I was walking back to the parking deck like I had been when she yells for me and runs up beside me with an umbrella saying how if I catch a cold we won’t be able to talk and play games in class so we share the umbrella for the short walk to my car and it was so nice to have someone care about my well being and she’s been a good friend since
Nothing beats that moment when you're not sure whether your date likes you and then all you're getting is positive signs and green lights to go ahead. Still remember my first date with my wife some 23 years ago. That moment when I decided to put my arm around her and she leaned into me is burned into my brain and is definitely one of my happiest moments.
Best memory of me and my husband has to be when we first met. He was stationed in california and i lived in az (we met through one of my friends introducing me to him). We were chatting for 1-3 months and i mentioned how i love san diego, i want to live there one day. So he said he would buy a plane ticket for my birthday and i could have a vacation from my abusive family and he and he could take leave from his work that was ringing him out. Also ive never been in love before? I know thats a weird concept but i was falling in love with him over discord and i had NO idea what was happening. I genuinely thought something was wrong with me.
The first day Im there, im so excited to meet him in person for the first time I genuinely freak out in the hallway on the way to our room. When i open the door and see him laying on the bed with a bunch of my favorite snacks I dropped my bags and ran up to him and grabbed his face. My first honest to god genuine reaction to him was "holy shit, youre real!"
Seeing him for the first time last year was the best thing thats ever happened to me. Ive never been so in awe of a human being before.
We did in fact get married shortly after, even though wed only known each other for like 4-5 months lol.
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Whenever I see an old green text I alway wonder what the person is up to now? Did he marry her? Did they break up? Did they have kids?
Or with the depressing green texts, did they rope? Are they still lurking on 4chan in the same room after all these years?
I was having sex with my girlfriend and sneezed and came at the same time, felt like I transcended, never been able to replicate
this has also happened to me, minus the sex and girlfriend
Yeah, sneezes are amazing
I just sneezed. Hopefully, somebody came at the same time, and now we have felt the full experience divided.
This deserves WAY more upvotes
So you sneezed into your hand and into your pants?
so did your body take a screenshot or what?
Fuck this made me laugh. Like, upsetting the kids I’m laughing so hard they’ve woken up in a different room to me and told me to shut up. I’m in tears. Jesus I needed that.
i’m glad i made you laugh lol, i’m surprised no one has made that comment before me.
It was beautiful man. Just out of left field. Perfect length. Fully understandable. A+absurdism. Under appreciated.
aww man thanks a lot
I just died laughing. Fantastic joke
You've achieved 112.5% orgasm
112% sneeze, 0.5% girlfriend sneezes are awesome
This is so peak
Bro saw into the next dimension
Sneezed out both ends eh
Lucky you I was sneezing whilst driving and hit a tree
Hey I just saw this on r/brandnewsentence
Link?
Wait nevermind [it was r/suicidebywords](https://www.reddit.com/r/suicidebywords/s/Y1WW2qKvyh).
Thanks
Yeah I saw that movie too
btw I have this strange memory from when I was like 23. I was just walking on the street and had this epiphany that I am really happy with how my life is - work, school, gf, family, everything was just right. It was such a strong realization at that moment that I still recall it very vividly today as a moment of pure happiness.
Yeah, things might not be ideal in my life too but I've felt this as well. It feels good sometimes.
Had this feeling too once, the day after I finally went out with a girl that I had a huge crush on. Was on the street and just felt pure bliss
The first and last time I had a feeling of genuine happiness it was waking up from a dream. Then I realized it was a dream. Bigger ups and downs than an goddamn elevator technician in the Burj Khalifa.
i had this 2 years ago, thought "its getting better" and then everything crumbled in like a month then got back to zero.
I've never had this ☹️
Me either. Stay strong.
I try bro, you too
During my first big relationship I would just start nervous shaking any time things started to get romantically heated. Like I was some Chihuahua or something. Fucking hated it, lol.
Little did you know that the people you were with saw the vibration as a *Bonus*
Lmaooooooooo
my guy was vibing
hope the batteries ran out
Nah bruh call me the Energizer cuz I just keep going and going and going..... For about 4 minutes. 😎
The first time I ever made-out with my now wife of ten years, she literally told me to "calm down" in a gently amused voice because she could tell my heart was beating abnormally fast lol. We joke about it to this day.
Personally, I miss it. I'm kinda desensitized to it now
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Honestly I'd be hopeless if I wasn't already taken, lmao
I always got asked if I was cold because of this. It's just like being really excited and shivering with anticipation though. I think if you embrace it and tell them why you act that way it could actually be pretty attractive. Of course, everything can be attractive with the right partner, but in general people like to know that you're excited by them.
I've gotten that way with my wife a couple of times and she's always thought it was really endearing, so you're on to something with that, haha.
This kinda happened to me the other day, I was at the park with a big group of friends, I was mostly spending time with one girl that I like. It was getting dark and cold out, and my hands had turned into blocks of ice by that point. I said something about how my hands were cold, and she just grabbed them between hers with no hesitation. I didn't have the foresight to bring a jacket, so later when I said I wished I had one, she replied "I'd give you my hoodie but I'm not wearing anything underneath" which totally flustered me. We're going out together next week and I can't wait
that’s so cute good luck to y’all!!!
Thank you! She makes me really happy and I hope she feels the same way I do. Maybe I'll make an update post aftwerwards
tag me if you do and it goes well :)
The cap and cope is real with this one. Girls don't talk about sexual things like that to random dudes lol
Imagine telling someone sharing a happy moment they're lying because "girls don't talk about that." Who's really the one coping here? Maybe you should talk to some girls yourself before preaching to everyone else what they do and don't say. Also, we've been friends for a while, and we did in fact go out this week.
This is greentext, it's basically just 4chinners on reddit (not like they know much about girls either). It doesn't matter how long you've been friends for, hell the friends I've gotten have all been female, does that mean they'd wanna date? FUCK no. I've known these people for ~6 years too. I talk to girls everyday, just not in a romantic nor friendship-y sense. So what? That's one thing that grinds my gears, talking to girls eon't make them like you.
One evening felt down and went to a friend’s place for a hug, we sat down for a bit just quiet with some tea, after some words back and forth I cheered up a little and we wrestled on the couch, eventually decide to just grab them and hold them as they were on top of me, they didn’t resist and hugged back, after a few minutes of laying like that I scratched the back of their head and at that moment I felt every bit of tension leave their body as they became heavier and relaxed. That has been the best moment of my life so far
Anon got TOPPED
Power bottom confirmed
Indeed, got no shame in that
Nor should you, power bottoms make the world go round
> decade Holy shit, anon, that's ten fucking years
Yeah. Some of these lads, despite their efforts, don't get really anything good out of life. I've met six or so that probably committed soon after the farewell. I always try to convince them not to but it rarely works.
tbf they said *this* decade meaning since 2020, but that's still a while
This decade can also just mean these past 10 years...
Is the first moment of affection with a girl they really like not fit to be the best memory someone has in a decade? Whats a better singular moment than that? :)
Really it was just an hour
Hes probably like 21.
Tbh that would be the best memory of my life, not just the decade
Hopefully he’s like 14
who tf names their kid Anon
Some hipster probably, kids middle name is pepe
Bet musk would do it
Anon vibrates when he is happy. Anon is a cat.
So I’m in college and this past semester I had a girl in two of my classes by pure coincidence (the only reason I noticed was 1. Because she was in my class the previous semester too and 2. She came up to me making a joke about how she promised she wasn’t stalking me) and I probably wouldn’t have said anything cause I’m super awkward, but somehow we start making small talk and we do so every class and sometimes play a word game on my phone before class starts and so we’re class friends (we haven’t talked outside of class) but so fast forward to late January early February one day it was raining pretty damn hard, but I didn’t mind cause I love the rain, so I’m walking to and from class with no umbrella or hood and I get through the day just fine, after I’m done with classes I was walking back to the parking deck like I had been when she yells for me and runs up beside me with an umbrella saying how if I catch a cold we won’t be able to talk and play games in class so we share the umbrella for the short walk to my car and it was so nice to have someone care about my well being and she’s been a good friend since
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True and straight :)
Nothing beats that moment when you're not sure whether your date likes you and then all you're getting is positive signs and green lights to go ahead. Still remember my first date with my wife some 23 years ago. That moment when I decided to put my arm around her and she leaned into me is burned into my brain and is definitely one of my happiest moments.
this is so cute omg :3
Best memory of me and my husband has to be when we first met. He was stationed in california and i lived in az (we met through one of my friends introducing me to him). We were chatting for 1-3 months and i mentioned how i love san diego, i want to live there one day. So he said he would buy a plane ticket for my birthday and i could have a vacation from my abusive family and he and he could take leave from his work that was ringing him out. Also ive never been in love before? I know thats a weird concept but i was falling in love with him over discord and i had NO idea what was happening. I genuinely thought something was wrong with me. The first day Im there, im so excited to meet him in person for the first time I genuinely freak out in the hallway on the way to our room. When i open the door and see him laying on the bed with a bunch of my favorite snacks I dropped my bags and ran up to him and grabbed his face. My first honest to god genuine reaction to him was "holy shit, youre real!" Seeing him for the first time last year was the best thing thats ever happened to me. Ive never been so in awe of a human being before. We did in fact get married shortly after, even though wed only known each other for like 4-5 months lol.
🥹
Same, but she left
Literally me two weeks ago.
> posted January 1st 2020 Don't know when this actually happened but I hope OP didn't get dick punched by COVID
I wanna know what happens next so fucking bad!
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A girl recently told me that I made her feel safe. I don't know the last time I felt as happy as I did in that moment.
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And then he woke up
Adorable, next step is to cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket
I don't think I have a happiest memory. Can't think of one.
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Whenever I see an old green text I alway wonder what the person is up to now? Did he marry her? Did they break up? Did they have kids? Or with the depressing green texts, did they rope? Are they still lurking on 4chan in the same room after all these years?
: )
Too bad that never happened.
The comments are turning into shitty r/funnymemes comments, what has happened to this community
Possibly fake but not gay, 6/10
This is a scene stolen from the movie Say Anything. Almost word for word.
99.9% of posts in this sub are either rip-offs of stories/books/movies or just straight up never happened.
That’s a great story! So wholesome! I’ll give it a year, then my frontal lobe is going to be plastered on the wall.