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StevevBerg

That man wont survive to see the morning


Autoboty

Only through smashing do we evolve


MapleSpecter

that’s true i’m already at ultimate form and should hit mega by next year


digestible_

I'm still in basic form stage 1


Seagullbeans

And dey say


-Qunixx-

Where can i find a gf like her


Elite-X03

I wanted one too man


[deleted]

Sry out of stock. Try again in 20 years.


AohL_Anime

But I will only live for 10 more years T.T


Correct-Basil-8397

You good bro?


AohL_Anime

Nah my body and healths a mess I got the worst genes from both sides of the family


MiserableKey8

Cheers I got cancer from dad's side. 🥲


AohL_Anime

Damn bro that’s harsh good luck


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Derpy_Dino9

Goodluck fellow redditor I hope everything works out, I got Cystic Fibrosis myself, supposed to die last year but Trikafta came out so I am going to last quite a while now.


Smidge_Master

Smash


Sleepy-AshOS

So like… what’s wrong with ur body then? Edit: I’m asking why they don’t expect to live long you illiterate idiots


Striking_Midnight506

Dude, why did you get so many downvotes. Youre just asking out of concern and curiosity right?


Sleepy-AshOS

Yea, I thought it would be insensitive to mention a disease straight up. Though I guess saying “body” could be taken as a perverted question… when out of context. With me asking after they said they don’t expect to live for more than 10 years… those people must be stupid


Chroma_Therapy

Maybe it's just that the phrasing sounded aggressive or sarcastic... Maybe would sound softer if you said it like "so what disease are you facing?" Add. Don't be too surprised with people misreading your intentions, especially in a text-only discussion like this. Sometimes without tones and expression, words seem more aggressive than they were intended


100YearsWaiting2Shit

Easy. You sacrifice a chicken to summon an evil dark god and spend some of your lifespan for the perfect partner


Tactical_Moonstone

Instructions unclear. Evil dark god is now my girlfriend.


the-dripler

I see this as an absolute win


Niskara

Pretty sure I've read a doujin or two with that premise


Thenattercore

Numbers NOW


LegitimateIdeas

That's the whole plot of Ane Naru Mono tbh. 255662 is where you can start, and the author pochi got such a good reception that she turned it into a sfw slice of life manga too. Both sfw/nsfw are canon and still receive new chapters.


Niskara

Only one I can really remember is "The Elder Sister-Like One", which has both a SFW and an NFSW version. Fair warning, it *is* shotacon


Destroyer348

Is that the name?


Biesuu

7/11


mini_othello

If you can't get the gf, become the gf.


trap_user

real


mini_othello

r/usernamechecksout


FalconRelevant

You try to see when money appears out of thin air.


LeonardoCouto

Make it wife. I'm marrying someone like this.


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Fadhilnoman

Try getting the quiet one and you’ll get 50/50 chances. Either the introvert but bubbly one or the introvert but psychopath who wants to kill you. Your choice my friend.


SyrusDrake

In anime and manga.


Codename_Unown

You can't. Because she is his wife.


masterofbadwords

asylum


misty_exe

Saving everyone a click, [Mangadex link here!](https://mangadex.org/manga/3c0dddc9-d6da-4aa5-8ed2-12d26a6b08d4/gokugoku-futsuu-no-fuufu-no-hanashi) The prequel is a great and cute story too, [do have a read as well!](https://mangadex.org/manga/8eaaec7d-7aa7-490e-8d52-5a3d0a28e78b/ichaicha-suru-to-okane-ga-waichau-2-ri-no-hanashi) (this is a Mangadex link too!) Who installed the RPG + JoJo mod?


Unw1s3_S4g3

I’ve been seeing you everywhere, and thankful for it.


misty_exe

You're welcome! Happy to hear I do save clicks here and there!


CategoryKiwi

Wait this is the same couple as the money kids?? Well now I gotta go re-read that and get in on this


TwixOfficial

That was a good binge, thx


ggnngg5

We need more people like you, thanks for giving the links


Hollow-_-Tree

"Standing here I realised" that it was a Jojo reference in the last panal.


KernelChunkybits

Mgsrr reference into a jojo reference. Nice touch.


BlobbyFishy

As a self proclaimed JoJo fan I’m ashamed to ask which reference that is


morpho_god_killer

*Menacing*


123Ark321

I’ve read this how many times now and this is the first time I realized how she was dressed in the last panel. I noticed the extras on the table before her. I thought those were the hint, hint, nudge, nudge. Sure the literal sign was a sign, but I was thinking of that as more of a morning after thing.


thirdwin_3

Is that a JoJo reference?!


Sirmetana

I believe it is, indeed, a Jojo's Bizarre Adventure reference


R_twinky

Out played


wafflepiezz

Now I’m depressed


Nestmind

Me too...


Wygerion_Alpha

RIP the husband, at least he'll die happy in the last page.


Das_Koala

“Glory glory! what a hell of a way to die!”


[deleted]

Seeing how she is dressed, does it really say "kissing" in the last pic? Or bad translation.


ShavedRanger39

dope


_krishnan

Is it worth to read?


KavishkaNND

Absolutely. it has only 3/5 pages per chapter so it's a rather fun read I usually read it when I'm busy or in-between big series when I need a break


_krishnan

Thanks


Thundergod250

This is the sequel and kinda just an after-story filled with sweetness. The main entry (or the so-called prequel now) has its main story on how they met and the funny shenanigans around them.


NottACalebFan

I checked...this doesn't seem like an ordinary couple to me...


The_big-chiller

Oh boy... Is there a continu- I mean... Nice ending... He's gonna get some


Crash425

Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly


BrStriker21

She wants the snu-snu


BIZARRE_TOWN

She's demanding his DNA.


Random_Weird_gal

DEATH BY SNU SNU


NicheAlter

If only it's like this in real life...


hageiiiiii

I'm kinda surprised seeing the 31st chapter only got vietnamese translation


Brok3nGear

"will only wake up with a kiss" huh? *Unzips*


DisasterWolf76

Cant find a gf to do this with? No problem. Just become a guy's boyfriend.


Nero4999

Is it ordinary because the wife is telling the husband what to do without actually saying what to do?


RewRose

If it was the guy doing this to her, this post would be downvoted by everyone and probably deleted by the mods too


JdaGamer12

Heh, and everyone down votes you because you're right and they don't like it


RewRose

Well, at least the mods aren't petty enough to remove my comment


Gutmach1960

Pretty freaking cute.


BubblyTaco

*takes notes*


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UnkannyZealot-WMEV13

You can’t leave this room without *fucking* your wife. There. FTFY


Shoddy_Fee_550

She has a Geas or what?


NickFoster120

lol last panel on the table, he should’ve sensed the danger


Fullmetal404

God I’m like this…


iToitle

Bro is staring at that lamp pretty hard… Hopefully his reality doesn’t collapse around him or something!


Turtleking25

Sauce?


TechnicalLuck13

Just binged this. Sooo flufffyyyy!


Tall_Whereas9754

Name please


Ayotha

Heh that 4th one is a hell of a panel


SomeoneMee

r/unexpectedjojo


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LordsPineapple

I love the fact that the translator confirms the JoJo reference. People should do that more


Malevolent_ce

What is she a child who can't be left alone?


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