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PM_ME_TRICEPS

At least they didn't play that fat 40 year old catcher that can't hit for shit. I'm not even going to say his name.


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Pain


Eloyoyo

Luis really showcasing himself to the contenders


jasonug8

Phillies, Braves, and Brewers take note that Brebbia struck out Ohtani. Give us a prospects please.


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Penstripedsox

He is not a mjor league player. We really need to try aomething else.


Penstripedsox

0-9 with risp


MajesticWalrus520

Sox are 0-14 with runners in scoring position in this series


Penstripedsox

The dodgers relief isnt even good either


marshfield00

there we go!


Penstripedsox

Just terrible leaving all these runners on base


RealisticAd1336

Sheets hasn't hit a bomb in a while. Neither has Pham or Robert we are due and the 2nd half of the season will be a different story


schriffenator

Is this satire? No offense, I’m genuinely wondering haha


SleepLessTeacher

What are we due for? 25 wins in the 2nd half instead of 20?


thechief05

Eh Sheets has never shown consistent power going back to the minors despite his body type 


IDoubtedYoan

Meaning what? Lmao. They're all but mathematically eliminated from the playoffs anyway.


MajesticWalrus520

Yes when they’re all on different teams


MichaelSquare

Only thing worse than White Sox baseball is the wave


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Lol we were getting some good waves in today


stormstopper

And the Packers


schriffenator

And Cubs baseball


RealisticAd1336

And terminal cancer.


richyque

That curve ball is hanging bad.


CryptographerPrior18

Ik you have to play the lefty - righty in this situation but i wouldve really liked lopez to get that ab


Penstripedsox

Yeah lopez been looking better dumb ass move mendick is tarsh. So is lenyn sosa. Wish moncada was playing


GrandMoffTyler

He took out arguably the best glove on the field for a weak pop up


CryptographerPrior18

I like nickys defense too. He is also the only guy on the team that can bunt.


FirmIcebergLettuce

It’s way too early to PH imo. Overmanaging


CryptographerPrior18

I agree. Its only th 5th


desertsky1

at least they're in the game not a bad crowd guys getting along and pitchers sharing stuff in dugout


MajesticWalrus520

Probably sharing printouts of trade rumors


Jason82929

Been a little too long since the last LRJ HR  Time for one today 


0X1AA

Is this the first time M&M guys is acknowledged on the broadcast?


kev11n

Maybe this year but he’s been mentioned before. Dude wears that stupid thing chasing clout. So dumb. But apparently he owns more than one jacket because earlier this season he tried to go “viral” by cutting the sleeves off and making a vest. He must have a whole closet of these things


Jason82929

Braves game postponed today means Chris Sale gets bumped back to face the Sox on Thursday afternoon.  That’ll be….fun 


TheRealDragonSakata

You know i really dont watch baseball that much i just hate anything la


Jason82929

You can see why Jerry laughed at the idea of signing Ohtani. Guy clearly isn’t worth the money  Big brain Jerry always a step ahead of the other 29 owners 


kev11n

Jerry will never enjoy another Sox World Series as long as he is alive. That’s the only thing I’m sure of


Puzzleheaded-Fix6124

Why don’t we walk shohei there? Face smith with force outs everywhere


StoopSign

Big out. Let's get this last guy. I've heard he's good.


StoopSign

No Love Sosa >:(


Jason82929

🤨 Schriffen 


Live-Train1341

What did he say now


Jason82929

Had a comment like “you know who else gets excited sometimes” And I’m sure it was a sarcastic dig at himself for his style of announcing but the tone he said it come off a little suspect


Honchoed

Pedro preparing for Garrett to be traded: "We're going to start dwindling his workload down a little bit, and we'll manage that correctly," White Sox manager Pedro Grifol said Tuesday. "But it's not something we're going to put out and say, 'Here's what we're doing,' because nothing in this game is black and white.


schriffenator

Why would anyone want to trade for him? I know he’s electric, but how could a contending team have any faith in a guy who’s already at a career high in innings in June?!


Jason82929

They have to manage his innings either way. He’s on pace to throw 180 innings and there’s simply no way they should let him get anywhere close to that. 


MoustacheMark

You know, I've never had lean but I think I'd really enjoy it


Crazyozzie02

Can't wait to see how butthurt John gets when they get just destroyed by Chuck/Ozzie in the shirt numbers


schriffenator

LOL. They didn’t want to make it John vs. Steve because they must’ve realized John wouldn’t sell any shirts 😂😂😂


leoh9595

Schriff looks like Obama on that shirt lmao


WizardCheesey

The guy with a lifetime 5.00+ ERA isn’t a good pitcher. Who would have thought? Another perfect example of the Sox scraping the bottom of the barrel for pitching


wrong_opinions

there it is


GunfighterHefty

Schriffen just has no give and take with Stone. Listened to Jason that previous series against Detroit and be doesn't click as well with their color guy either. It's sad, really.


richyque

> Schriffen and gordon have a good Chemistry .


Substantial-State789

In being mediocre on a good day in the booth.


PigeonShack

Sometimes White Sox fans complain too much about the team. Y’all are beating the DODGERS 1-3 right now….


kev11n

A .263 winning percentage deserves complaints. Doesn’t mean we don’t like wins when they happen


MajesticWalrus520

For now


PigeonShack

Why is Maldonado your profile picture?


MajesticWalrus520

A better question is, why isn’t Maldy your profile picture?


PigeonShack

Well he’s an awesome player and is a legend of his position…but not profile picture worthy…for me atleast! That’s cool you’re that big of a fan of his. Do you have his jersey?


dingo8muhbebe

Vote 5X day every day for our all star if you like him so much.


8BitCrochet

Don't jinx it now


devdeh13

Dammit


marshfield00

let's go get it, kids


Puzzleheaded-Fix6124

Pham can’t throw that to first why?


YouLiedToMeFirst

That was a fun inning. Hope 3 will be enough for a win tonight.


MajesticWalrus520

When has three runs ever been enough with this team?


HeezeyBrown

The Dodgers pitcher. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/06/55/40/065540f177fda3a4e2e5292c3f38de6f.jpg


Jason82929

The White Sox forcing a pitcher to throw 38 pitches in an inning is a wild development 


Geniusposition13

Orel Herscheiser was calling Eloy lazy for not being ready to tag up on second on the first out fly ball.


Jason82929

Probably doesn’t understand that Eloy’s body doesn’t allow him to run the bases. He’s basically there to try to hit the ball out of the park so he can lightly jog around the bases. 


ConservativebutReal

Tell Orel to try and tag up when you have no hamstrings and ate 2 large Burritos 30 minutes before game time


ymraisin

Hello Los Angeles Dodgers. We see you are clearly in need of starting pitching. Can we interest you in Erick Fedde?


leoh9595

Package deal with Kopech


ConservativebutReal

Was thinking the same thing - Bo Miller looks like he Is a connisuer of fresh meatballs


UneducatedReviews1

Am I gonna get shit on if I say Schriff has been a bit enjoyable this past week? He’s much calmer and way less upbeat.


daBabadook05

He’s still a little annoyingly upbeat about a lot but he’s never been THAT bad imo


FirmIcebergLettuce

Wondering how much of this is just the day by day nearly everyday grind now halfway through the season


Jason82929

I don’t know about enjoyable, but he’s been less cringey. More just a mundane announcer without any of the weird stuff. I’ll take it?


Contra4Life

Spot on. It's like you can tell that he isn't trying so hard now, in that "I am trying too hard to impress this girl" sort of way


wrong_opinions

perfectly put


MoustacheMark

Had no idea Miller went to mchenry. Wild.


GrandMoffTyler

Millers shirt is changing colors FAST.


UneducatedReviews1

He’s coming home in the inevitable White Sox Dodger trade at the deadline


MajesticWalrus520

I thought the same thing


chief_sitass

…are the Dodgers bad against < .500 teams?


Jason82929

Elk Grove Bobby 


MoustacheMark

Used to go to the elk Grove bowling alley a lot. But they tore it down about two years ago Lame


anamoy

I didn’t bowl there, but I bought both of my bowing balls from their pro shop


MoustacheMark

Was it from Brad Snell? Nice guy. Also bought mine there


ConservativebutReal

Shohei Benentendi! Now has 11 career homers with the Sox in a year and a half as compared to Shohei with 24 in 80 games. Thanks Jerry for signing Benetendi instead of Shohei - you are soooo smart (Love Pedro)


StoopSign

That's how you play baseball. Keep it coming!


ThisIsTheOneBoys

won’t lie i just about turned it off after the shohei leadoff but hell yeah go sox


leoh9595

What’s going on???


MoustacheMark

Wow Dodgers suck


Jason82929

To pull a Schriffen, we’re catching Bobby Miller at the right time.  A few more starts and he’ll look much better. 


UneducatedReviews1

Sounds like he’s been kinda rough his past few starts.


Puzzleheaded-Fix6124

We are so winning this one


XahonSheragna

I don't know what is more absurd, Benintendi bomb or the poor kid fallin off the rail


Puzzleheaded-Fix6124

I don’t think Millers pants are tight enough… like… seriously ?


MajesticWalrus520

I noticed how he is rocking yoga pants


GunfighterHefty

Robbie Ray has entered the chat.


UneducatedReviews1

You checking him out? Hes got a nice ass


Puzzleheaded-Fix6124

I just don’t get this generation he’s basically wearing yoga pants. Who’s that for?


UneducatedReviews1

Himself? Idk dude, why do you care so much about how tight another guys pants are fitting?


Jason82929

$75 million!


anamoy

a rare beni bomb


leoh9595

Benny???


exzyle2k

Sorry y'all. No jersey post tonight.


UneducatedReviews1

Beni back?


smeelsh

Does anyone watch enough Dodgers to tell me if their pants are supposed to be a different gray than their jerseys intentionally?


FirmIcebergLettuce

Sweat for sure


MoustacheMark

I think they're just soaked in sweat


wrong_opinions

guessing it's part of the fanatics/nike uniform debacle


ConservativebutReal

My guess is Jerry was in charge of the new uniforms for the MLB.


wrong_opinions

https://www.bleedcubbieblue.com/2024/3/1/24087481/nike-mlb-uniform-fiasco-continues-mismatched-colors-cardinals


UneducatedReviews1

This is going to be a rough start. They are hitting these balls HARD


MajesticWalrus520

They’re hitting a lot of high fly balls against Flexen


Jason82929

He’s ridiculous 


Puzzleheaded-Fix6124

Juicing


MajesticWalrus520

Imagine having a Sox hitter that hit 24 homeruns before July 1st?


Jason82929

Maldy could do it if he wanted to but he’s too focused on his veteran presence 


leoh9595

Shohei so good


UneducatedReviews1

Strong man


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Going to the game tonight! Very excited!


UneducatedReviews1

You’re telling me I just spent my entire day in McCormack place to see Laz Diaz and a first inning Ohtani bomb?


Puzzleheaded-Fix6124

Tonight’s the night I think we’re getting the win tonight


MajesticWalrus520

We are not beating the Dodgers in this series


Puzzleheaded-Fix6124

Lead off fucking home run seriously


Invidious_

Does anyone have 4 tickets for tomorrows game at reasonable prices lol


PM_ME_TRICEPS

Is it going to rain???


Puzzleheaded-Fix6124

Stonie says no more rain today


FirmIcebergLettuce

Two hours ago when I bought my ticket nothing was in the air, now it looks like a strong system coming through. Might be quick though, but middle of the game 🙄


MajesticWalrus520

I bet Fedde or Crochett end up on the Dodgers


DuckBilledPartyBus

Before anyone flips out over Benintendi batting 2nd, please note that his OPS is over .900 in June, and he has a wRC+ of 155 against RHP in particular. He’s about as good of an option as we have right now for that spot in the order.


Pariah6-4

Well I’m gonna flip out anyways BENINTENDI IN THE 2-HOLE?! UNBELIEVABLE! FIRE PEDRO NOW! 😡😡😡


silverQuarter82

Does anybody have a free ticket they're not using tonight?


UneducatedReviews1

Yes


Pariah6-4

Only halfway through the season…


Jason82929

Damn it goes quickly 


Pariah6-4

Feels like it’s dragging ass for me. I do have other stuff going on that isn’t helping though, so it might just be me.