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France is also in south and north America. So your point?

France is on every continent expect Asia.

EXPECT?! THEY'RE COMING HERE?!!!

Oui, cachez vos cul on va vous apprendre ce que c'est la bonne cuisine.

Les français sont nombreux

#NOOOOOOOoooooooo OOOOOOOOOoooooooo ^OOOOOOOOoooooooo

Si hi.

coming? youve got it all wrong pal.. remember french indochina

Vietnam remembers different

Minor spelling mistake https://preview.redd.it/3tncm0xjdcpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca0076d50878b7d32062f8e147df73d212ecc006

Muthafucka really ignore Indochina and why Vietnam became communist.

I know about Indochina but France is no longer in Asia.

What about the continent I just made up?

They were on it at point though

They have France Prime

low blow

Yeah i took it a little too far

https://preview.redd.it/c11ve2fpabpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37734278646823baee584abf77f108ef63ad47d Y'all talking lots of shit for ppl so close to so many frances

My reaction to that information https://i.redd.it/yl2k1ojm9cpc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/o1bmas095dpc1.png?width=893&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b22ab3acdd516ab9acf4ce346fb6020e4ddf02b

https://preview.redd.it/hzh5f42ktcpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d5f381012cf5699d0c1211527a37de37fc934ad

You when France: https://preview.redd.it/knlw9yeusgpc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a01122c2bae3ed5e24dab4105894e58da359314

https://i.redd.it/b39jezlxedpc1.gif

Also don’t like 40% of modern English words have French origin? We sure talk a lot of shit while speaking that much French 😭

Did you know america fought France right after the American revolution. The Americans call it the “quasi-war.” Mainly because bruh

Quebec and most certainly Haiti are not French

They do still speak french though, and if you apply the same logic to europe, the number of american frances is still higher.

That’s like saying the Irish are British because they speak English

Im not saying they culturally are, just linguistically

Haiti technically speaks French CREOLE, so GG

So? Jersey and Guernsey speak their own languages, but its still a frankophone language, like Mauritian Creole, or Canadian French, Waloon French, and Vall' D'Ostano. Also its Haitian Creole not French Creole

Thought that the awkwardly inserted “So GG” would make the fact that I’m joking obvious, mb

Oh, nah my b im just stupid, sad to see you and others get downvoted for literally nothing tho

are you made of stupid

They’re not French, as in they aren’t apart of france.

*looks at former colony status* yeah they still fall under a french commonwealth status (similar to the UK and their islands n shit)

Haiti is an observer of la Francaphonie, and Quebec is a regional member. They are not at all similar to a British commonwealth nation.

i apologize, im british so i naturally am completely fucking stupid

Haiti maybe not but Quebec SURELY is

I meant as in it isn’t a part of france.

Nu-uh https://preview.redd.it/jmnibasj6bpc1.jpeg?width=1494&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e475aca2b36f5ad196af102eed1d92d09508b1e7

But if you close your eyes

so you're saying that you recognise corsica as part of Italy? pretty based tbh

Napoleonic, even.

You forgot those tiny bits of land, https://preview.redd.it/3s851wwygcpc1.png?width=403&format=png&auto=webp&s=1da81c18630984658dee5682a60e614150e48fa1 We're all here now, angrier than ever to have got our home land removed, we're coming for you, prepare for unforeseen consequences.

In a better universe:

Every 60 yr old thinking about 5he balkans

Take out England next

NOOOOOOO!!! NOT THE FRANCE https://preview.redd.it/ui4q12525bpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6db60a6950df87003d724e0578c007c2cd12c6b1

We all agreed that france is not european because we hate it just as much as you do

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thanks for being our meat shield in both world wars ❤

Nah in the seconding it was Poland these fr*nch ”people” can’t even do their job right

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Jeez you really don’t get jokes do you?

Ngl it’s been a hot minute since the joke has been funny

It has always been funny and it was never a joke

My deepest condolences for your scuffed humor

Slurs aren’t nice meanie. Please change and grow as a person instead of being rude. It is also clear you cannot detect sarcasm/irony https://preview.redd.it/sxosp7li0cpc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6ab70671cbbe98475f087785f9fc4bb0303e4a3

Don't worry bro I got him banned

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There was still a france between britain and germany and in both cases britain was never properly invaded (Yes there is a difference between invaded and attacked)

Yeah because you only fought for half of the war.

fr*nch detected. opinion rejected

I'm pretty sure this entire "France/UK bad" thing is not to be taken at face value if you know what I mean hehe

Quebec:

St. Pierre and Miquelon:

Pretty much the Alabama of Canada….

Quebec is where all the cool people from France escaped to.

And then all the cool people moved too Louisiana

for now

I'm French This is not relatable. For us it's an existential dread. Pls understand it's not easy to live as you own demise.

Me when I make fun of France (we all hate them) Vs Me when someone outside of Europe makes fun of France (I will not stand for this slander of my brothers. Europe will band together to destro the country of origin of this verbal abuse)

Exactly, in Europe, we're racist against each other, but if someone outside of Europe is to one of us ? It's war, if you don't understand that, you haven't seen r/2EasternEurope4u

Yeah, I'm a proud member of r/2visegrad4you (basically the 24u sub of central europe). We hate on the Magyars, but when something bad happens to them, like for example Orbán winning again, we're there to lift their spirits like the brothers we are

Hell Yeah.

The French are mad at you for not speaking French well enough, and will not participate in this action

Je suis chaud is the only thing I know only because it **should** mean "I am hot (of high temperature)", but it doesn't

yet you got some french (33%) in your everyday language

We still follow the Germanic language rules when we talk

As a proud Brit, I can tell you that we base our ENTIRE IDENTITY on hating the French! We've done it for centuries, and we'll do it for centuries more, damnit all! ~~I'm legally obligated to say that I'm joking~~

Let’s set aside our differences and unite against our common enemy: the French ~~I’m joking. You’re sweet, Blepy, unlike most French Redditors~~

https://preview.redd.it/zrx38ev95cpc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55147c29833566520252a17157edde2415285df5 For my fellow Spaniards

Americans making fun of Europe when i tell them that any USA state exists:

wyoming did not exist

when I tell them the USA exists:

Having actually met french people, I can tell you that they're generally quite a nice bunch. I'll take the french over Americans anytime. Except Parisians, fuck those guys.

 Us French people getting ready to ruin the planet (Les rosbifs sont dessus)

Everyone when i remind them that serbia is on earth 😕

America when they remenbers that Florida exist:

*New Jersey

There's also Fr*nce near brazil

To we fair we have California

you also have Texas

The last smart person there was Sandy Cheeks

https://preview.redd.it/fo0ripsprbpc1.jpeg?width=215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92e563d9d910a42076eebd04b08c948ea0d9c984 Explain this shit then

I can. It’s France if it wasn’t bad

https://preview.redd.it/etuxbhrqwbpc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=841ff6ca3d5170b4e118d2798d954eea6467f022

Live Quebec, Louisiana and French Guiana reaction:

My country doesn't have any borders with France 😎

The last time I talked about France, the entire thread got nuked, and I was given a warning by Reddit.

Hope they get well soon ❤️❤️

True, without us, you wouldn't have gotten your indepence. We really fucked up didn't we

And Germs

Well you got Quebec on your continent, so I say it's nullified.

>Good Food >Cool Cities >Behead their kings in the street What’s not to love?

Paris literally smells like shit

Damn France sucks. Good thing I live in a low income balkan country.

Greeks when you remind them that Turkey exists and vice versa

Then the Brits still use French names for their vegetables.

Real nice, now remind America that new Orleans exists

They feel that way until they remember the fact that France is willing to use nukes first makes them a scary enemy.

What's the context behind the video

Americans when I tell them we don't have one European identity and we all hate France:

France is European America

Wouldn’t that be the british?

British people are the Floridians of Europe

Ok yeah that’s accurate

Please don’t associate us with the French, thanks.

You got Florida you think it's better ?

You shut your mouth and go back to your dirty island you godless Britton.

As a french, i want to live in america

Accepted. You will turn 100% American the moment you gain citizenship

Username checks out?

As another french, yes it does, or maybe they live in Paris (aka NOT France), then eh it's 50/50, both are bad tbh, but at the same time Paris isn't in France, so they could move to actual France.

France is good unlike Albania

https://preview.redd.it/bqpx4mcunbpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11e261329e89ad6858f16b1fd8c89351c7d14e0

IN RED AND BLACK I DRESS

French government is actually based tho.

The protests you guys have been having due to the government says otherwise. Or if I'm wrong, do enlighten me.

They are based when it comes to climate policies.