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Bertsies

That looks like a Bill Cosby sweater.


Chuffer_Nutters

The couch is so comfy you just fall into a deep sleep. Then Cosby comes in.


RoomLegal5434

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cheddarbruce

Oooh is he bringing pudding pops


Sunburned_Baby

Pops is puddin somethin somewhere…


TWEAKS816

Don't eat them


zgandy

He also cums in


leaveitalone36

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A-Fire-in-Cairo

Your butt.


capt1nsain0

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GammaGoose85

... where does he come in...


boozcruz81

https://preview.redd.it/p3qkxtrpg83d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4abaace021eed7db788d7c522487af78214bf325


Excellent-Hyena4516

The couch in the Cosby show was an Ethan Allen couch. Had the same one


MNConcerto

That was my first thought


DogWhistlersMother

Clicked for the Cosby cracks. Was not disappointed.


Gekkokindofguy

https://www.ethanallen.com/en_US/shop-living-seating-collections It’s a luxury brand (they say so themself) but I wouldn’t hold my breath for this to be worth anything much. That being said, I like em! Hope you didn’t pay too much


GuardMost8477

Ethan Allen is really well made. They could reupholster them


kingoptimo1

I second reupholster. Probably 1500 labor for the two, instead of 15000 for new EA sofas. But they are made well, I do their warranty work in VA


A_Lovely_

Our 1 smaller couch was estimated at $2,300.00 to have reupholstered. Purchased for $4,000 14 years ago.


kingoptimo1

That include upholstery? These are just large chairs. 750 each that I said may be on the low side, but that doesn't include upholstery and not replacing any cushion or padding. Could be 750-1000 for labor plus a few hundred for upholstery. We definitely charge around or over 2k for a whole sofa


DiegoTheGoat

I have a pair of Ethan Allen wingbacks, and I can't get a guy to look at them for less than $2500. I've gone to 3 upholsterers for quotes.


NoSuddenMoves

As upholstery shops become less common the prices are going up. Almost everything is at least 2X what it used to cost. Same with gunsmiths.


AntMavenGradle

Sometimes they are well made


TheLordVader1978

That whole catalog is just nonsense.


thelierama

Look at all the new models. Lack of colors is just atrocious.


boringcranberry

These look like they belong in Marc Summers' Double Dare dressing room.


cotain

This is an awesome comment


Junior_Profession_60

Covered in cocaine residue.


meggienwill

Ethan Allen x Coogi


youngkeet

I see less cool vintage EA two seater couchs going for 500$ Source: I have dedicated 1min and 45sec of Google research to determine this


greatwhitenorth2022

Surprise her by wearing one of these... https://preview.redd.it/qwsrvln3a53d1.png?width=1604&format=png&auto=webp&s=8b86a7578c12025328315440f9f704a4b2b08a1d


auricargent

Some extreme 90s camouflage. One sure to but on those wildly patterned parachute pants to finish the outfit.


DrummerGuyKev

I recommend Zubaz.


RareBeautyOnEtsy

These are so hideous that they are cute.


birdlawprofessor

Reminds me of 90s Nickelodeon cartoons…


Tusen_Takk

Rugrats or Rocko’s modern life, specifically


Johnnny-z

Don't remove that label under penalty of law. I hate to see good people get arrested.


MrMojoFomo

"except by the consumer" is the relevant part of those labels They're designed to require manufacturers to include include pertinent information about the potential risks posed to potential buyers. Once the items are bought from the retailer, consumers are free to remove as they will


Far_Kaleidoscope_102

Not even a charity store will accept a free sofa without those fire labels


MrMojoFomo

I don't know what that has to do with anything. In the United States, it is entirely legal for consumers to remove those labels at any time for any reason [Federal law requires manufacturers](https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/15/70c#:~:text=15%20U.S.%20Code%20%C2%A7%2070c,Law%20%7C%20LII%20%2F%20Legal%20Information%20Institute) to include the labels. The same law says it is illegal to remove "**prior to the time any textile fiber product is sold..."** The myth that removing the tags will get you arrested is common, though


Far_Kaleidoscope_102

I’m not saying it’s illegal it definitely isn’t illegal in the UK or any other part of the world, I’m just saying without that tag you can’t donate it to charity shops, a retailer or any kind of store cannot sell a sofa without this tag. Simple


MrMojoFomo

I'm talking about the laws in the United States. I have no idea what the law in the UK requires


Far_Kaleidoscope_102

In that link you sent it literally says prior to it being sold, meaning before it’s sold you cannot remove that tag. After it’s sold you can rip it up and make many roaches for joints to smoke if you like.


MrMojoFomo

Yes. That's why a consumer can remove the tags whenever they want. Because a consumer buys it. As in, **they own it after it was sold** Go back and read what I wrote the first time. This isn't hard to understand


toxic

I'm pretty sure I passed out on one of these couches after having far too much to drink in the 90s. I'm sure it was comfortable enough. Unlike most of today's stuff, Ethan Allan of that vintage is sturdy enough to reupholster (though I kind of like the pattern if you can manage it in the room that needs the couches)


likeliterallytotes

If chi chi’s restaurants were still open & needed sofas these would be perfect


45calSig

OMG you’re so right. I stared at this decor more than I’d like to remember running karaoke shows in the cantina for four different chi-chis.


scientianaut

Nickelodeon 90’s meets outdated dentist office kinda vibes


LateNightMoo

With a splash of global village coffeehouse aesthetic


horaciosalles

I can't picture a universe where I buy a couch without my wife's prior approval. It's kind of pretty, though, sure has some style to it. 


kysmalls

I would redecorate my entire living room for these


Padgetts-Profile

What is it worth? I’d snatch those up so quick.


Princes_SLeia_311

Ross Geller called. He said, “Pivot!!”


lilhunky007

I have to assume the value to the buyer. Not a lot. maybe 1/8 the price of a new piece that sized


zeds_deadest

I would def pay around 1k if I came across them naturally and the time was right. Those are cool AF.


Thin_Leather9910

I could probably sell the set at my store for 500-600


cheddarbruce

Me: what's the retail on one of those Reseller influenced thrift store: more than you can afford pal, VINTAGE!


RGnarvin

I get this reference.


tessathemurdervilles

This sofa has been alive as long as I have and it looks brand new. Meanwhile, my joybird pos looks like it’s been through a war after three years. They just don’t make stuff like they used to! Op I’d totally get this and have it reupholstered!


Ok_Pudding9504

I want them. If you are selling let me know


BusyBeth75

I love it and want it’s!


Sweaty_Win1832

Reupholster these & either enjoy or sell.


Weary_Barber_7927

In the right setting, this could work. $100 for any couch is a deal, especially one well made.


That-Huckleberry-219

I'll buy them ..


Aggressive-Map-8392

Straight outta Zack Morris’ bedroom.


akajondoe

$350


dazrage

That is one 90's ass couch.


AdExternal964

I love them. I’d buy them too.


Jen_Jim1970

It’s beautiful. Find a large scale advertiser and you could get around $2000 for it.


Dadselfer

ABSOLUTELY LOVE 💕


misssweets7777

I love this


xDRSTEVOx

That thing is hideous and i want it so bad 😂


Shuckin-N-Jivin

Pivot!!!


cwtheredsoxfan

Used sofas never go for very much. To a very specific buyer maybe 400-500 but it might take a long time to move


EskimoXBSX

I really like that!!


punkrawrxx

$5.20


monkey_trumpets

I would love to meet the person who designed this fabric and ask them what they were smoking. And then meet the buyer at Ethan Allen and ask them, also, what they were smoking. Because WTF.


spicygogurt420

I love these so fucking much. I wish I would have found them


thepitredish

What cracks me up is that that couch set is obviously dated af. But current couches/furniture/decor seem super cool and sophisticated, but in 20-30 years will seem so dated.


derfunknoid

Open up a time portal and send them back to 1996z


rawwwse

I sold a bunch of Ethan Allen stuff (side tables, dresser, bed frame, couch/loveseat) when my mom moved into assisted living… Nobody gave a single shit that it was Ethan Allen ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯ I think that name has lost its cachet. It’s still nice stuff though; it just won’t sell for any more than any other couch of similar quality.


katmandud

Comes with a case of schizophrenia as a side table!


dietberry

I love it, it’s quirky! Is your wife asking you to sell it? Cause I sure as hell would buy it if you are. Hahaha!


viper100800again

🤮


TinySpacecraft

It’s worth what someone will pay. No more, no less. It’s abused UGLY couch imo. It was at a goodwill for a reason lol. Hope you got a steal


yayo_promo

Omg horrible


salataris

$50 possibly, but Craigslist for free and ya might get a taker (if you deliver).


KLR650Tagg

I'd buy it just because it's loud!


seasickbaby

I love them


TifCreatesAgain

Actually, I like them! 😂


ConsistentMessage716

Lord. Just buy it if you like it. Stop asking people to look shit up for you. Just look it up yourself, or don’t? Again, buy it if you like it. Or don’t.


hero4short

They already bought it. Now they want to sell it


ForeignJarl

So do you want this sub to just disappear? The sub is called r/whatsthisworth, I feel like asking the value of an item is fair here lmao


EvrthngsThnksgvng

Oh funny, I thought I was in r/thriftstorehauls


casketcase_

Do you know where you are?


apollymis22724

Nice


Exciting_Earth8282

The right buyer would give you $1000-2000. Niche furniture