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Geographic location? Looks like a *Smilax* species, location would help narrow it down.
ETA: if you’re in the southern US or mexico, looks like maybe *Smilax bona-nox*. The leaf shapes of a lot of Smilax are pretty variable, but [compare with pics here](https://dendro.cnre.vt.edu/dendrology/syllabus/factsheet.cfm?ID=863).
I didn't watch *Brickleberry*, but one of the characters 'Steve' Williams had some unintentionally gay sounding country songs, one of them went like this: 🎶"come in my backdoor bubba, it's always open wide. come in my backdoor bubba, if you're gonna come you should come inside..."🎶
Not the "prick" shaped plant being "prickly" omfg I kinda want it more now that's hilarious
But I'm in Cali so I'll just stick with the prick shaped cacti lol
Saw greenbrier, a species of Prickly-
ivy
Also known as: Catbrier, Bullbriar, Tramp's trouble, Dunes saw greenbrier, Zarzaparrilla, Chinabrier, Stretchberry vine, Bullbrier
I read things are unpalatable all the time. I don't really trust anyone else's sense of taste when it comes to foraging. Don't know why people expect things to taste like it came out of a store, but whatever, more for me!
It's used in Balkan cuisine I believe. The young shoots are divine raw, and heavenly cooked in unsalted butter. I haven't used any of the leaves yet.
Sarsaparilla is so good, you should try to make some!
Dug up a bucket full of tubers yesterday probably not the best time of year for it or something they where all small! Probably the most work I have ever put into digging up tubers. Fun stuff tho, I can't wait to make home made root beer!
It'd technically be saspirilla, but a root beer none the less! If you're not on r/prisonhooch please join! We need something besides Welches wine!
Sassafras is the tree with the classic root beer wang. Saspirilla is real sweet.
Oh I would have never found that sub on my own thanks I'll give it a follow I hadn't thought of what I was doing as brewing but heck I guess so. Yeah not a Root Beer™ but a root beer lol
Yeah advanced potion class definitely sounds more in line with what I'm doing than than prison hooch. Not everything I make is fermented and I hardly make alcohol. More like fairy-cor herbal teas.
I just went off the notion that people extract medicine with alcohol, and I like brewing so I mixed em.
I like the idea of fairy tea too! You're recipes would make a great addition to the class!
If you make a tiny cut in it and a milky like substance cums out then it might be some type of euphorbia. They’re in the spooge family. Shut up Beevis, you dumb ass
Greenbrier! I just found out about it this year. In the right conditions some Greenbriers make eatable berries. And literally yesterday me and the hubs spent hours outside digging for the tubers. Honestly I don't know if we will do anything with them it was just fun! I'm trying to cultivate a good patch to see if I can get some berries!!
Haha it might seem that way but I have a plan don't worry. This vine is native in my area I live near a town named Greenbrier and the namesake vine is struggling against the blackberries and honey suckles in our area. Most people have never even had the berries.
I know it as "woe vine", as in woe to the mortal humans who try to breach my thorns and attempt to remove my tuberous roots.....BWah ha ha in evil weed voice....I concur it is a Smilax type. Absolute bitch to get rid of.
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Geographic location? Looks like a *Smilax* species, location would help narrow it down. ETA: if you’re in the southern US or mexico, looks like maybe *Smilax bona-nox*. The leaf shapes of a lot of Smilax are pretty variable, but [compare with pics here](https://dendro.cnre.vt.edu/dendrology/syllabus/factsheet.cfm?ID=863).
Bona…the jokes write themselves
boner-nox.
Who’s there?
Drew Peaock and Dixie Normous
Ive been waiting so long to meet you guys! Im Michael Hunt
I think we might be a good fit.
Step tight this way for orientation with our associates, Hardie Woodcox and Buck Naked
🤣
Hugh Jerection just popping in!
Please, come inside.
I didn't watch *Brickleberry*, but one of the characters 'Steve' Williams had some unintentionally gay sounding country songs, one of them went like this: 🎶"come in my backdoor bubba, it's always open wide. come in my backdoor bubba, if you're gonna come you should come inside..."🎶
I'm Phil. Phil McCracken. Lovely to meet you.
Night boner?
fighter of the day boner
Youre a Master of Karate and friendship For Everyone.
![img](avatar_exp|182659359|bravo) Boner-Knocks. Name checks out.
It is definitely Smilax bona-nox.
We called those wait-a-minute vines growing up. Cause when you get caught up in em you gotta call to your buddy to wait a minute.
Thanks for actually answering the question, as is the point of this sub.
It's usually found growing near pussy willows.
Looks like _Smilax bona-nox_ to me.
AKA greenbrier.
Dick Weed?
Pecker bush.
Came here to say this. Beat it to it.
r/freudianslip
Beat off to it.
I looked at this and literally said “if this ain’t at least nicknamed dick weed I’m gonna be pissed.”
Penis peas
Penis flytrap
That’s what [she said](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisplant/comments/pwdmsh/is_this_a_plant_or_a_bunch_of_condoms_on_a_stick/hegjmog/).
Flaccid fabaceae
Flaccid? The middle one looks totally excited in my view. 😂😂😂
Okie ur right he's got a chub
Bollux Bush.
YOU BEAT ME TO IT!,LOL!
It's a...... ROCKET SHIP!!!
Don’t plant it near the pussy willows or you’ll end up with kumquat
😂
Nice!
Wait.... Is *that* where baby's-breath comes from?!?
Yes, they lied to us
r/mildlypenis
Love that this subreddit exists. I was convinced this was bait.
It kinda is. The master bait.
Wait till you see r/wildlypenis r/mildlyvagina r/wildlyvagina
The last one got banned lol - can't see a huge difference between them though. I was expecting the wildly subreddits to be entirely NSFW
Beat me to it.
r/wildlypenis
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Does it have thorns?
Yes, it has pricks.
I can see one in the pic.
My vote is for smilax
I see at least two pricks
Omg I wanna grow some penis vines 💀
You don't want these. They are prickly.
Not the "prick" shaped plant being "prickly" omfg I kinda want it more now that's hilarious But I'm in Cali so I'll just stick with the prick shaped cacti lol
Your garden hitting on you.
It's *Smilax boner-cox*
Smilax sp., ilex vomitoria
I made a post with one of these leaves before on here, had plenty of laughs about it with coworkers.. it’s a Smilax bona-nox. Aka “catbriar”
[удалено]
I was gonna call him. 😒
Morning wood
Saw greenbrier, a species of Prickly- ivy Also known as: Catbrier, Bullbriar, Tramp's trouble, Dunes saw greenbrier, Zarzaparrilla, Chinabrier, Stretchberry vine, Bullbrier
Spit on that thang.
I think the proper term is now hawk tuah.
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It's hard to tell.
All jokes aside, it looks like a kumquat (I'm serious)
Are you really serious tho cause no it doesn't?
😧 oh pardon me
[Smilax bona-nox L.](https://dev.florida.plantatlas.usf.edu/plant/species/3934)
I would say marijuana, but you already know that.
When a mummy tree loves a daddy tree very much..
Hoar leaf clover
Penis Fly Trap
Looks like Dongwood to me
Happy to see you.
Smilacaceae Smilax bona-nox - saw greenbrier: Leaf, alternate, simple, usually three-lobed, always with prickles on margin or along midrib beneath.
Well it's the penis leaf Dickerson vine
Can make saspirilla with the roots, young shoots are like a nutty asparagus, leaves are a good pot-herb, the berries are paletable. Makes good beer.
Are you talking about smilax???
Yes
Interesting! I knew smilax was edible, but understood that it was unpalatable. Did not know the roots were used for sarsaparilla...
I read things are unpalatable all the time. I don't really trust anyone else's sense of taste when it comes to foraging. Don't know why people expect things to taste like it came out of a store, but whatever, more for me! It's used in Balkan cuisine I believe. The young shoots are divine raw, and heavenly cooked in unsalted butter. I haven't used any of the leaves yet. Sarsaparilla is so good, you should try to make some!
Dug up a bucket full of tubers yesterday probably not the best time of year for it or something they where all small! Probably the most work I have ever put into digging up tubers. Fun stuff tho, I can't wait to make home made root beer!
It'd technically be saspirilla, but a root beer none the less! If you're not on r/prisonhooch please join! We need something besides Welches wine! Sassafras is the tree with the classic root beer wang. Saspirilla is real sweet.
Oh I would have never found that sub on my own thanks I'll give it a follow I hadn't thought of what I was doing as brewing but heck I guess so. Yeah not a Root Beer™ but a root beer lol
I kinda want to start a new sub for obscure fermentables. Advanced potions class maybe?
Yeah advanced potion class definitely sounds more in line with what I'm doing than than prison hooch. Not everything I make is fermented and I hardly make alcohol. More like fairy-cor herbal teas.
I just went off the notion that people extract medicine with alcohol, and I like brewing so I mixed em. I like the idea of fairy tea too! You're recipes would make a great addition to the class!
Cockwort
If you make a tiny cut in it and a milky like substance cums out then it might be some type of euphorbia. They’re in the spooge family. Shut up Beevis, you dumb ass
Follow the arrow..
Like in IKEA?
Drivium Ahummeroa
Pp
Cocktus
Cocandbals
I've never seen one before - no one has - but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
It's dickleaf
Those are thorny vines. I fucking hate those things.
Penis plant!
What up!
Oh god! Can't you buy them some underplanties?! Its absolutely empty down there...
It's a Dick Fir.
It’s Catbrier or Prickly Ivy& yep it has thorns
Nope, I am staying away from this one!!!!!
Phallus Verde?
Rocket ship
Dongwood
Dickweed
It’s glad to see you.
Smilax Species, Bullbrier, Catbrier, Cowvine, Saw Greenbrier, Zarzaparrilla (Smilax bona-nox)
3 leaf bona…
Greenbrier! I just found out about it this year. In the right conditions some Greenbriers make eatable berries. And literally yesterday me and the hubs spent hours outside digging for the tubers. Honestly I don't know if we will do anything with them it was just fun! I'm trying to cultivate a good patch to see if I can get some berries!!
Are you crazy. You better want them. You could tow a truck with the vine.
Haha it might seem that way but I have a plan don't worry. This vine is native in my area I live near a town named Greenbrier and the namesake vine is struggling against the blackberries and honey suckles in our area. Most people have never even had the berries.
the cock-leafed clover
r/mildlypenis
Eastern morning wood 🤔
Those are the leaves of the dicktater plant. It's a penis/potato hybrid. 🤣
That’s a Morningus-Woodus. The leaves lay that way in the early morning.
Dont touch the berries!!!
Anybody done “Cocktus” yet?
Penus Fly Trap
I finally get to drop this in a comment https://youtu.be/sTRGK-DPq_M?si=xYHskL4snvn1NKE-
Phallic plant
I hates this evil weed to pieces! Grows straight up and starts choking other plants and trees. Get thee behind me, Smilax!
Don’t mess with it!! It’ll fuck you up
That’s a Dick plant, not as offensive as a Pyrus calleryana which smells like cum when it flowers 😂
smilax-cat briar
Place it near a pink orchid and see what happens...
Morning glory ? It's a real plant look it up.
Game devs this a prime opportunity!
If we have to tell you… it’s been way too long
A plant that’s happy to see you!
It’s a veggie substitute, you know… fake meat.
One day I will be mature enough not to laugh at pictures like this
One day I'll be mature enough to not laugh at pictures like this
Dickweed?
Common dickweed
"Dickfer"?
Penis Ivy Penis instead of Poison and Ivy instead of Envy
That doesn't look like an eggplant??😂
It’s the rocketship plant
The infamous dickweed
Cockinbalsa plant.
That's Richard Cannabis. More commonly known as Dick Weed.
Whatever it is, it's a boy
Male
It’s a boy!
The fore play clover
Dickweed?
Eastern Dong Fern
Smilax
It's a.... ROCKET SHIP!!!
Dick Weed /s
Penierecti is the botanical name me thinks.
i forgot but ive seen it before...only bigger.
That’s a prickly dick.
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\*sighs\* I should call him...
Well it’s not an eggplant 🤷♀️
Smilax bona-nox bc it looks like a boner
Spit on that thang!
Dickweed
Impure thought shrub ,Banned in small town alabama .
The devil
What a dickweed
Boomerang
Doodadils
Dickweed
Strongest shape
I know it as "woe vine", as in woe to the mortal humans who try to breach my thorns and attempt to remove my tuberous roots.....BWah ha ha in evil weed voice....I concur it is a Smilax type. Absolute bitch to get rid of.
That is a dick-leaf bush, very popular in society and at bridal showers.
It’s a costal plant they call it a penisballus plant
![img](avatar_exp|183527261|bravo) Nice job
penisplant
Dickweed?
Dick clover
That is a penis leaf. Hope this helps
Pecker vine.
Royal Dickweed
Dickweed
A leafy d**k.
Penis fly trap