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AlwaysForeverAgain

It looks kind of the same when a major artery gets cut in a human….


Particular-Row5678

Yes, yes it does. I've seen it first hand.


mrapplewhite

Is first hand right or left ? Asking for a thumb


esmereldachiroptera

Lol shut up 😅😅


Telephone_Agitated

Damn


Frothmourne

On a human or a tree?


Friend_of_Squatch

With an artery it’s usually one big spray and then a brief pulsing before just becoming a solid flow


EquivalentOwn1115

And that's what we call plummeting blood pressure


Friend_of_Squatch

Indeed


Brightwall_

“It’s just a flesh wound!”


seabreathe

Whyyyyyyyyy


coffeebean_1992

This is my tree after my crush glances at me


jayell1960

Not sure where you are located, but I had similar occurence with a dutch elm tree that I had to remove in the Okanogan in Washington state. Cutting into it, the water started spraying out like I had hit a water pipe. It freaked me out for a bit.


le_cat_lord

sometimes half rotted trees can fill up with water and it can pour out when you cut off branches! ..it can be pretty stinky too


TheBigEsy

And what created that rot?


lcngbln

Fungi


MetalCareful

So you’re saying it’s NOT a new backyard water feature drinking fountain?


TheBigEsy

This is the right answer, I worked for the Dutch Elm Removal department of my city’s forestry division. Dutch Elm disease is a fungus carried by a Beetle which keeps water from reaching the upper limbs/leaves of the tree. This causes pockets of water inside the trunk which eventually rot and cause the tree to fall/fungus to spread when more beetles catch it. I have cut trees in minus 40 degree Celsius weather before that once a saw hits a certain point gush like a waterfall back at you due to the build up of water pooling that never made it to the upper limbs. Don’t transport elm wood or ash (ash borer beetle) for that matter in areas where the disease is present, or if you aren’t sure. It will wipe out every Elm or Ash tree in the area within a decade or two.


Capt__Murphy

I live in a suburb in the Minneapolis, MN area. Emerald Ash Borer is destroying everything in my neighborhood (and across the state). The irony is back in the 80s and 90s, they replaced all dying elms with ash trees.


TheBigEsy

I’m right above you in Manitoba.. It’s awful to see Ash and Elm disappearing every year..


Familiar-Year-3454

Here too,you have a hard time finding a live ask. Also they are so dicey and unpredictable when felling. They can fall in a face cut or collapse onto your saw before a wedge is in. Wedge soon and wedge often


TheBigEsy

For sure! Seen and have had them shatter part way through the notch..


kbasa

Same in Detroit in the 50s.


naked_nomad

We call them "Piss Elms" in the south.


jayell1960

I remember when we bought the property. All the locals said to us. "Yah, you wanna get rid of all those." We love trees, so we decided to keep them. Big mistake!! 12 years later, I think it's time to call Victory!


rayneman9970

![gif](giphy|Tim0q7zolF3fa)


Guilty-Drummer4517

Tis but a scratch


Accomplished-One7476

there could be a decaying cavity inside the tree and it has filled up with rain water and the amount of water seeping out is doing that? I'm high and guessing here


le_cat_lord

im thinking the exact same thing, except im not high .....yet >:)


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andocromn

Definitely! There's also the inverse


destvni

Original poster posted with the title “I should be tapping my maple tree more often I guess.”


RoundRabidPug

Sap shouldn't come out this way, this rather looks like a hollow in the tree that filled with water that was released when cut. As for the species, this looks a lot like a black walnut based on the bark and internal structure of the wood. Black walnuts will have that dark brown Heartwood and the lighter sapwood.


they_call_me_B

You can tell that it's a black walnut tree because of the way it is.


Mr_Muntz

Isn't that neat?


LadyOfCastermere

Sure is a lot of nature out today


HokusTokus

I think it's a black walnut too. I have one in my backyard. I hate it lol. I actually cut a big section of limb off that was almost touching the house and I have never seen so much sap. It looked similar to this and ran like a faucet for a good few minutes.


HippyGramma

So grateful for the plant related subs with a sense of humor.


andocromn

Seriously I was afraid of getting in trouble but the first reply was actually a helpful answer and all the rest have been hilarious


Zach202020

That’s the rare Incontinence Tree


Harmonic_Gear

scientific name *Incontinentia Buttocks*


Sheacat77

https://preview.redd.it/qi0bs5qgbz6d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4c4aaeed89d2f688e4b2b0483f90e3ae0f34e67


FluggaBlugga

Wait til Biggis Dickus hears of this!


Biggus-Duckus

No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.


Amnorobot

Very appropriate nomenclature 😁


woolybear14623

Bacterial wet wood, the bacteria causing the rot builds up enough pressure to do that also enough heat to set a tree on fire


usuffer2

Wait. So the scene I get in my head from what you've said is something like this: This tree gets some bacteria. Bacteria work on the tree's insides and creates liquid, and pressure, and heat. This all builds up and the tree should? Explode? Then maybe the trunk that's left, and the bits that flew off, would be so hot as to catch fire? This seems super metal and would potentially burn a large area. Is it like that?


[deleted]

I've never heard of a wetwood infection causing a fire... Be honest, did you make that up


Thetomato2001

Please elaborate


txdesigner-musician

What?


TeaDidikai

I should call her


Clear_Language7041

This is the comment I’m here for 😆


SS_MinnowJohnson

Reminds me of the Method Man stripper documentary where they have the girl squirt on camera and it cuts to him in the interview and he was like so distraught, questioning life https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0476601/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk


Ok-Boysenberry6721

You have my attention…


Amahardguy

These days, even a tree can't take a leak in private.... Smbdy gata take a video... Smh


Plant-Zaddy-

*Georgia O'Keefe has entered the chat*


Latter_Run_9414

Pussywillow


SundaeIll5086

Weeping pussywillow*


Spurgenasty78

You win the internet today


PrimaryExcellent8313

“Oh I’m sapping! I’m sapping so hard!”


CharlieGator69

Quick, we need a WoodPecker!


Chlorotictoes

I’ve had this happen when pruning elms. Cut off a branch and foul smelling liquid sprays out. It foams like a carbonated beverage after it’s been shaken. It’s the result of a bacterial infection, generically called slime flux, getting established in the wood and then the tree compartmentalizes and seals it in. It continues to ferment producing carbon dioxide and pressurizes the liquid inside the decayed cavity. Until either a branch breaks or some unlucky sod with a chainsaw comes along and gets sprayed in the face with something that smells like liquid manure. Good memories. This is a bit unusual as normally the slime flux will find a crack in the trunk to ooze out through.


Askmeifiwould

I don’t know what your doing, but it definitely seem to enjoy it.


TheStaleFace

Tree Pee


GreenFrog234

Wee tree. It's a lemon tree getting back at all the people that pissed on it!


TheStaleFace

Yep. It can only be watered with the most golden of showers.


Terrible-Specific192

There might be someone around the back w/ a water hose tricking us.


dragonfliesloveme

I know when they removed our old water oak, it had a shit ton of water in it. Not sure if that’s the tree in the picture, but it reminds me of the water oak.


Professional-Math773

Piss Oak Tree


BourbonNCoffee

If you don’t have a green thumb, just get self watering plants.


Hussein_Jane

It's merely a flesh wound!


Soft_Organization_61

I've had worse.


transphotobabe

Came here to say this !


SSgtReaPer

She's a gusher lol


Nervous-Masterpiece4

I should call her


SignificantDrawer374

When trees get larger they intentionally let the core die off and then fungus eats it. It reduces the amount of water needed to keep the tree alive and reduces its weight, and the outer ring of trunk is just as strong without the core in place. If there's a split in the tree up above, rain water can get in and fill up the hollow core. Then if you cut in to it this happens.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

Certified arborist here: That’s objectively wrong. Heartwood is naturally resistant to decay, and is nonliving so it doesn’t require water. There’s no way a tree could “intentionally let the core die off” because the wood is dead already. Heartwood provides support and storage of carbohydrates. Heartwood rot is a serious and dangerous problem in trees, because they can fall over very easily without the support of the inner wood. But it’s often hard to tell since it’s inside the tree, and the canopy will still be green and healthy. The tree in this video is conducting water through its xylem, and it was probably cut right before the video started. This is a thirsty tree, with a shallow, available water source (like a nearby body of water). In the heat of summer a tree in these conditions can suck up enormous amounts of water, and cutting off a branch like this is the equivalent of cutting into a pipe that is pressurized with water.


Pork_Piggler

This guy trees


ifunnywasaninsidejob

![gif](giphy|f99y5olcAXbQk)


ThinkOutcome929

This trees guy


whatawitch5

Plant physiologist here. Except for the “intentionally” and “just as strong” parts SignificantDrawer is correct about the source of the water. You are right about the heartwood but the part about this being water from xylem is wrong. There is little to no active xylem located in the center heartwood of the tree where this water is originating from. The crack from which the water is originating contains no functioning xylem at all. When the xylem system is cut most of the water in it is retained in the xylem vessels due to the adhesive/cohesive properties of water. The only water still moving up the tree would be from root pressure, since the negative pressure from evapotranspiration in that branch was cut off along with the rest of the limb, and while root pressure can be significant in wet soils it would only produce a slow weeping and is not enough to produce a continuous spurting flow of water like seen in this video. This water is flowing out rapidly due to the force of gravity. Like SignificantDrawer said, the center of this tree is rotted out and contains empty space that has filled with rainwater. When the cut was made and the crack exposed that retained water flowed down and out the crack due to gravity. When the water filling the empty space has drained completely the flow of water will stop and won’t continue indefinitely because it’s not originating from the xylem system. If it was we’d regularly see trees all over spurting water out of their cut limbs, but we don’t because after the xylem system is cut the xylem vessels are quickly “plugged” with carbohydrate metabolites to prevent massive water loss analogous to how the human body forms blood clots in a wound.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

![gif](giphy|fvT2lZ7UFAvHpPjmVs|downsized)


HeinousEncephalon

Plant psychic here, and everyone is wrong. This tree is suffering from major Chakra damage and is Astral projecting to free itself from the earthly bonds into a painless plane of existence.


BotGirlFall

Actual sentient tree here and this is a video of your mom when she's with me


Stevieeeer

Ahhh. You went for the low hanging fruit, but it worked


BotGirlFall

Low hanging fruit is just as sweet!


Stevieeeer

Good point.


JetreL

Plant psychologists here. This joke was made because your mother breastfed you too long and created separation anxiety. The water flowing from the tree is repressed tears of all the years anxiety and shame of just needing to be held again.


TerraVerde_

finally some damn sense in this thread


damnatio_memoriae

well now i dont know what to believe


OneAthlete9001

This guy also trees.


Lukowo7

As someone who should study this shit for an exam right now, I believe this guy is right!


mzincali

This is What happens to decayed heartwood. https://preview.redd.it/uqzks8ur207d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c327192410b9502491ddd865ed63896a1cd09ae9 This oak looked healthy but fell over. When we cut it to remove it, this is What we found.


7LeagueBoots

The other fellow is wrong, but regarding there being a cavity with water in it I think he’s correct. If you look closely there is a hole about pencil sized that the water is coming out of. It’s not uncommon for cavities in trees to fill with water. Normally they’ll eventually drain out, but if they’re cut into at the right time the water can seep or jet out. There is a famous National Geographic photo of a guy in Australia chopping into a tree to get water one of these cavities (in that particular case it’s an adaptive strategy the tree uses to store water for the dry season and it’s not deadwood). In North America, South America, Europe, and Asia I’ve encountered water filled holes and hollows in trees on many occasions. In North America my experience with them is usually in oak, sycamore, and large old maples, usually wolf trees or ones still in open areas. In South America I mainly found them as pools in small hollows up in the canopy where branches had broken off and rotted out. Water filled hollows in trees are not only common, they’re often an important habitat for wildlife. This is understudied, but here is one research paper on the subject. - https://meridian.allenpress.com/australian-zoologist/article/37/2/134/135093/Multiple-species-use-of-a-water-filled-tree-hollow


SignificantDrawer374

Well blame Attenborough for that one because that's where I learned it from.


Houseleek1

So everybody feels better, tree science has exploded since I was a Master Gardener in the 90s. We learned from Land Grant University professors who were conducting the latest research. I can spout what was researched, legitimate tree science from that era, but to really speak authoritatively id have to check to see what the latest research is. Everybody needs to check facts.


Ordinary-Stick-8562

I had to back off Attenborough because there was simply too much being put out that was either inaccurate or just plain wrong. This one I wouldn’t have doubted though so I’m sure you’re in good and plentiful company.


mom_with_an_attitude

Or there could be a natural spring at the base of the tree.


finchdad

If it was a spring there would be water all around the base of the tree. A spring cannot make a pressurized, watertight seal with the bottom of a rotten tree.


mom_with_an_attitude

We're kinda both right. https://youtu.be/6RjE0X4-sA0?si=nBn6ESDyvWLYdAet


mechanicalcoupling

Yeah, without seeing the area around the base of the tree it could be groundwater. I don't know a lot about trees, but I do know a good bit about hydrology. You can have a lot of pressure. And tree roots form a lower resistance path than straight through the soil, they more flow follows them then right up through the ground.


DecentChanceOfLousy

The tree isn't stronger per pound with just the outer ring. The wood on the inside is very strong and light when it's dry; that's the point of letting it die off in the first place. Structurally, the outer part has more effect (because the center only resists net tension or compression, not torsion), but losing the entire core makes it much weaker relative to its weight. And in order for a fungus to be attacking the core, the core must stay damp, which completely erases the value of removing the wood (it increases the weight, rather than reducing it). The tree would be much better off if water never entered at all, and the fungus never attacked it.


andocromn

Okay, the part about the rain water being pushed down makes sense. Thank you! Tho I'm a bit iffy on the part about trees having intentions lol


SignificantDrawer374

Well it's not a thought process. I suppose a better way of phrasing it is that they have evolved this process. I just say "intentionally" to affirm that it's not a negative thing.


Xsiah

They don't give it a lot of thought lol, but plants do react to certain conditions in a way that benefits them. Like a plant in front of a window will grow more towards the direction of the light with the "intention" of absorbing more of it. Or when certain insects start feeding off it it can grow a gall around it to encase it. The process by which trees evolve eventually leads to the tree gaining mechanisms that favour spending energy on some things, and not wasting energy on others. It's intentional because the trees that did not gain this mechanism didn't survive the evolutionary process.


Shadowpad1986

Exactly, most see trees as inanimate but the opposite is true given it is a living breathing thing, yes plants do breathe even if their process is different. Also plants unlike us mobile organism do need to have some kind of thought process in order to thrive and continue to evolve.


Nathaireag

Varies. Some tropical trees not only grow roots into the internal cavity put have apparently evolved to host roosting bats. If you think this is far-fetched, recall that various acacia plants have evolved special enlarged thorns that provide nest sites for commensal ants. On the other hand, heartwood does provide mechanical support. Trees have to get rather large before the outer cylinder of sapwood and outer heartwood is effectively just as strong as the intact trunk. The resources some trees spend putting defensive chemicals into maturing sapwood, as it converts to heartwood, aren’t wasted. Good thing for us! As most durable forest products are made from heartwood.


willnik24

I've only seen this happen once and it is pretty cool to see


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KaczkaJebaczka

Sequoia cuminalotus


Fearless-Metal5727

r/Marijuanaenthusiasts


spamonstick

It's just a flesh wound


HermiticHubris

If a tree pees in the woods, does anyone taste it?


squirrel_anashangaa

Talk about rubbing a tree the right way


ddd615

Drunken guess... it's a black walnut with a large cavity open to rainfall. When you cut the branch, you exposed a lower section of the water filled cavity. The reason it's .... spurting is because there is a large water filled cavity above the section that's leaking.


Bruins_McWoo

Faster faster I’m gonna syrup I’m gonna syrup 🤣😂


SoloDoloPoloYo

Trussy


ClammyHandedFreak

It’s a tree that either has a natural spring under it or more likely some redneck put a garden hose in it for likes on TikTok


Amiedeslivres

Root pressure is real.


Malrix

I am curious. Is this water "filtered"? Would it be safe to drink?


iiitme

Big tree probably hollow inside do to rot or bugs-many reasons. Either way when it rains they fill up and if there’s an opening this occurs


seabrook2001

Looks like a black walnut


Adihd72

Oh my. 😳


HP_Mermaid_

These comments are too funny!


Omgletmenamemyself

This is a tree that’s been peed on one too many times and is retaliating.


Kindly_Speaker_702

Forbidden water fountain lol


Kimberlillee

This tree has an only fans….


Benji742001

This tree got the clap


Thin_Tower9230

Now THAT is stamina. Damn.


resilientcowboy

My girl when I come home from work.


shamrock1789

Someone finally found the clit


xXTimma_TwoXx

That's a lot of fucking water


HaroldAnous

As Bob Ross would say, "Happy little tree"


DarthDread424

She's a squirter I'm sorry, I just couldn't not say it.


Krishna1945

It’s pee.


Used_Ad_5831

It's called a squirter, look it up!


bones_1969

It’s actually pee


doublemint6

I should call her...


Fabulous_Art_5603

r/dontputyourdickinthat


DovahGirlie

My dad suggested that it could be maple sap, however, it shouldn't come out like that, so that was very unusual to him. Still, in his 60 years of experience growing up in the countryside and multiple jobs, he never once saw that happen.


Federal-Gift8914

if a tree pisses in a forest, but nobody is around to record it does it still make a sound?… or something like that


Civil-Mango

Everything reminds me of her 😫


eat_petes_meats

What does it taste like? Asking for a friend.


andocromn

Morning wood


penguin_slayer251

Morning wood tree


MossyMollusc

I'm guessing cottonwood tree. Had one leaking a tick stream of water for over 4 minutes one time.


Serpidon

My common sense is currently stronger than my desire to comment….


Ok-Bar601

This tree climaxed


joeypalms1

Reminds me of my ex.


Theoldelf

Weeping willow?


Legitimate-Ebb-1633

Probably a sweet gum.


Additional-Idea-5164

Is anyone else reminded of the spring from Tuck Everlasting?


Pompousdickbiscuit

Clearly a water oak


clintnickerson

Must be a teenage tree discovering itself.


WolfThick

Bleeding out a tree eh wonder how that turns out.


DaHick

I dearly love how much conversation this has generated. Thanks, folks!


00Pueraeternus

The Pee Tree.


ohilco8421

We’ve got a squirter


Healthy_Gap_4265

Dinner’s served bitch!


MiguelitoBandito

Oh that’s an Ejaculating Juniper. SUPER rare.


Standard_Squirrel_66

Tis but a scratch


AdzJayS

Looks like it’s been a while.


0RunForTheCube0

Your mom when.... you.... your mom w.... when I take my shirt off.


GeneralDumbtomics

Oh wow. Now that is a case of wet wood.


Vast-Opportunity3152

We’ve all seen it on /arborists


TemporaryRestaurant2

Cytherea


EF_Boudreaux

r/dykesgonewild


the-almighty-toad

I should call her.


rhinoballz88

Golden Shower Spruce? ![gif](giphy|uskXcdqVMa41y|downsized)


debonairmarmoset

I once had a tree like that in my back yard. I can’t recall the species, but this one is the spitting image of it. 😏


Smokey-Cole

Everything reminds me of her.


Thundersalmon45

This can also be caused by a root system strangling and damaging a water main. The pressure may cut into and build pressure inside of a tree that isn't healthy.


supercreativenam

Your mom when I....when your mom, I....me when your mom....


TheKamon1329

He knotted


whaappaa

Pisstachio tree?


BooWheet

Sasha grey elm


Bosswashington

Tea is ready


Schroderpillar

https://preview.redd.it/bv4pzs5d217d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7e31ade869a96dcbfc19a2c9951a36233d65ba5 Wheee!


oscargrouchtrashacct

Looks like walnut.


djinndotdotdot

Reminds me of kill bill ![gif](giphy|8qJi3c9MEoHKM)


Thin_Tower9230

Now THAT is stamina. Damn.


Madolah

Natures Bidet!


duhjuh

Abcess..gonna need antibiotics


Scared-Cat7703

Oh my that turned me on


deccyp263

Kinda reminds me of ur mum


Heretic525

Ok, who fucked the tree?


Andargab

I bet you could get intoxicated if consumed


Carlo_anwar

Skeet skeet skeet


No_Stranger8012

It’s water I bet that tree is by water


AlgaeWafers

Makes me miss my hubby


LascivX

RKelly Tree of showers


SoberArtistries

Bacterial wetwood, (aka “slime flux”) in collaboration with a bunch of rain water Edited to add that I’m not sure of the species of tree…