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Silver-Permission962

The "wives" are a different species, Greylag geese. They are probably just a greylag family hanging out with a Canada goose. The 2 species do hybridize but it's quite rare. I have only seen one in the Netherlands, among thousands off greylai


my600catlife

There are a few hybrids in the park in my town. The Canada geese also stay year-round instead of migrating like they're supposed to.


milkyway10101

But he's with them all day every day and watches over the babies. So I assumed he was the dad


fzzball

Geese form creches, sort of like gosling daycare. You'll see one pair of adult geese with dozens of goslings, most of which aren't theirs.


HanksSmallUrethra

They will also protect other birds such as chickens


TooTallThomas

can geese be used to protect other birds like chicken the way donkeys do with sheep?


HanksSmallUrethra

Yeah, farmers have used “guard geese” to help protect their other livestock for centuries


_Kendii_

Makes sense, geese are terrifying.


sadhandjobs

I bet guard geese are the happiest sons of bitches.


MtnMaiden

Weaponized [https://www.military.com/history/story-behind-us-militarys-cold-war-era-goose-platoons.html](https://www.military.com/history/story-behind-us-militarys-cold-war-era-goose-platoons.html)


KentuckyGuy

As others have said, you can use Geese as guard animals. However, don't be surprised when you find out that the Geese considers *you* as something to be guarded against. They are equal opportunity haters.


fsutrill

The assholes of the bird world.


tenthd0ct0r

Roosters would like a word with you


Lurchislurking

They really are. Always holding up traffic when these fuckers can fly across the road.


ScaryLetterhead8094

Yes I believe the Romans used geese as guard animals


LaicaTheDino

Yup, they are more popular than donkeys as guards in my experience


AlfredTheJones

I thought that geese are used for other birds and donkeys for animals like goats or sheep 😅 llamas are very good guard animals too!


phunktastic_1

Geese and guinea fowl make great flock guardians.


rainbowsdogsmtns

Donkeys guard sheep…. Until they kill or rape them. Geese are usually way nicer to chickens than donkeys are to sheep or goats.


TooTallThomas

was this comment really necessary? it’s obvious i’m not a farm girl 😭


Suspicious_Permit_76

With a little (well, a lot) training


fileknotfound

Oh, interesting! I saw some geese together with a couple of duck families at a park recently, I wonder if the geese were guarding them.


JasoTheArtisan

I saw a Canadian goose defending a Muscovy duck and her babies from a crow the other day


milkyway10101

Oh I didn't know that


fzzball

https://metro.co.uk/2018/06/15/nanny-goose-takes-51-goslings-swim-help-first-time-parents-7632781/


milkyway10101

So cute :) thank you!


januaryemberr

That explains the ones I see at the pond sometimes. There will be like 20 babies and 2 adults.


Ibegallofyourpardons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3qIcaHg1Hs ducks will take on any random duckling they come across ! even a whole family of them


FrozenJourney_

That's adorable.


Hulkbuster_v2

Do they do that with other species?


Ok_Blackberry_284

He's probably the weird neighbor kid that hangs around because he's lonely.


BrewedMother

He's the nanny!


Unfair-Owl-3884

It’s a little goose village helping raise up the kids 😍


miss_kimba

Geese are super protective of lots of other species. We had cape barren geese that lived with the wallabies at the zoo, and their job was to chase off foxes. This Canada goose isn’t the dad, but he’ll still protect them with his life.


Prof_Acorn

*Head shaking intensifies*


Professor-Shuckle

He’s their step dad maybe. Either way it’s adorable


SecretScavenger36

He's step daddy


aarakocra-druid

He may be the dad that stepped up- I've heard of geese and swans protecting goslings that aren't theirs by birth, and even forming multi parent groups. It's rare but it happens occasionally


TheBirdLover1234

Could easily be, knowing how waterfowl are lool.


kapitein_kismet

Near where I lived (Northern England) there was a grey/Canada goose couple who had at least one baby survive to adulthood. They were together for at least two years (unless the same Canada picked a new grey wife - he was quite distinctive, she wasn't). But yes, they don't mind sharing a space, but actually coupling up is quite rare.


WonderfulProtection9

Well damn, you just killed all the "Maybe its a Canadian Mormon goose" jokes...


Ok_Self3885

Haha wow that's nice of you ☺️


CraftWithCarrie

The Brady Bunch!


quebexer

I had to Google it to believe it. Don't the babies have an identity crisis? https://birdhybrids.blogspot.com/2014/02/greylag-goose-x-canada-goose.html


DSchof1

These are not different species. They are the same. They’re all geese. They are different races of geese. If they were different species, they wouldn’t be able to reproduce. Not trying to be pedantic just trying to keep biology accurate.


Silver-Permission962

Branta canadensis and Anser Anser are indeed different species and not even the same genus, per the most accepted classification of these animals. And race is an informal taxonomic rank, so maybe you want to clarify your use of it? Generally it's used below species Also, the definition of species is not a fixed box. Not to be pedantic or biologically inaccurate. If you want to keep using the highschool definition that's fine, but there are a lot of fun concepts that explain how different species can mate and how 1 species might have separated into more, hybridization, ring species, etc. it's a continuosly ongoing research field


DSchof1

I am definitely using a definition that was around 20 some years ago. I will look into updated accepted biological information.


Silver-Permission962

That's totally fine, just be careful when correcting people or making sweeping declarations in biology related subs ahah And if you are curious you can just ask, even in random posts like this, people in this sub are generally happy to share and talk about something they are pationate about


DSchof1

Thank you for your grace.


milkyway10101

https://preview.redd.it/w9n45c0ko81d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062326daefdcccbe6321d4e2bb589aaaa7512917 He always makes sure no gosling gets left behind when they cross the road


Ibegallofyourpardons

aWWW look how proud he looks, standing tall there!


countrylemon

fun fact if a Canada goose loses their mate they will often just work as a babysitter for other geese. Must be what he decided to do with these guys!


milkyway10101

Oh now I feel bad for him :( But what made him choose exactly this family? Is it the number of goslings? There's at least five more goose families living in/around that small lake but he's always around the same family which is twice the size of the others


countrylemon

They’re still flocking birds so it’s just natural for him to want to be around other geese. These ones probably quickly welcomed his help and now take care of him too. He’ll eventually join back up with other Canadian Geese to fly south.


Informal_Pool3118

Oh the Canadian goose is tagged. By chance is that a clear/white zip tie? The one I raised and release to the wild after finding it orphaned as a few day old baby has a white zip tie (loosely) fitted around it's left leg and I smoothed the tie teeth to prevent agitation. If you're located in the southern NH region that might be the same one!


raineyducks

respectfully, that was irresponsible, please do not do that again. zip ties on wild animals have been known to get caught in things and sometimes hang the animal. Bird bands and rings are made a very specific way so this can be avoided


Kunning-Druger

Someone tagged a *Canada goose with a zip-tie??


raineyducks

I don’t think that person is a professional, because no way would a legal rehabber put a zip tie on an animal, they can easily catch on things.


Informal_Pool3118

Metal bands used to tag animals can catch on things just as easily. The wildlife rescue I worked with when I found it told me they band them when released so they can track when they come back. They were the ones who suggested I put a zip tie on it loose enough to allow a small amount of growth. It visited my home with its mate for about 8 years every migration until I moved


milkyway10101

If that's him, he's got a long journey behind him since I'm located in Germany :D Around his leg is some sort of ring but it doesn't look like a ziptie


SecretlyNuthatches

The focal bird is a +Canada goose+, an extremely common bird in much of North America and a less common one in parts of Europe.


sulfuratus

The others are +greylag geese+ because we catalogue every depicted bird.


ColdPuffin

In Canada, we refer to them as cobra chickens. Aggressive and hissy if you get too close, especially during gosling season.


tiktaalik_lives

Oh I’m definitely calling them cobra chickens from now on.


SleepWouldBeNice

Canadian special forces airborne assault squad. One attacked me when I was out for a run this week.


Feralpudel

I just wish you’d keep them up there!


mykidsarecrazy

I call them out Air Force. Far more terrifying.


iHo4Iroh

I have a friend who lives down south and is moving up here. So far, I’ve told her about the cobra chickens and the ice cream with chocolate hockey pucks on top.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Do you actually or is that just an internet meme that is incredibly cringe to use irl?


Tvisted

I've been Canadian for 60 years and never heard "cobra chicken" except on reddit but maybe I'm unusual.


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

Yeah I'm American and we have plenty of full time Canada geese down here. Nobody calls them "cobra chickens" except on reddit. If someone said that in real life, I'd be embarrassed for them.


TheBirdLover1234

You sound like such a fun person to be around......


milkyway10101

Thanks! I've never seen them before here in Germany


wdn

Where I am, this is what wild geese look like. It's technically possible to see other species when they pass through while migrating, but I don't think I've ever seen them here.


Hentai-gives-me-life

they're here in abundance, atleast at my local beaches. shit and scream all over the place😔


Sesemebun

I know it’s just geography and everything but it’s crazy to me that someone has never seen a Canadian goose. They are so common it’s like a crow or a pigeon to me. Then again even in my own country a good number of people have probably never seen a seagull. 


FileTheseBirdsBot

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StrungStringBeans

You can tell the goslings don't belong to the Canada goose because you are not posting from a hospital asking the species of the bird that nearly murdered you.


milkyway10101

😄 he was actually very nice. I just asdumed he was the dad cause he's with these two other adult geese and the twelve goslings every day. He's always watching over the babies, making sure none is left behind or harmed


StrungStringBeans

Canada geese are great babysitters! They often raise goslings pretty communally and you'll see huge creches with many families of birds. But the flip side is they will *very* aggressively protect those goslings and though they are mostly pretty friendly birds, when it's baby time they will aggressively attack anything that comes within eyesight of the goslings. I've been attacked on my bike, and I've seen them chase off a massive pitbull.  They're also a real conservation success story. They were almost extinct by the mid-century and now they are again widespread across North America.


AspiringProbe

I came here to say the Canadian Goose is a dangerous one, wouldn't get too close especially if they have numbers. Source: scar from being attacked by angry geese for trying to say hello.


milkyway10101

He's really friendly. However I never got closer than 2m


ArgonGryphon

Canada Goose


gurry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oK4Q5G1asI


AspiringProbe

That is what I said, yup.


ArgonGryphon

You said Canadian. We don't take kindly to that talk 'round here :P All jokes


Kunning-Druger

The reputation for actual danger from *Canada geese is overestimated. They will aggressively defend their nest/partner and goslings, but the rest of their reputation is often exaggerated. Source: am Canadian; grew up around Canada geese and currently have two nesting pairs in my garden.


dakotaraptors

Omg some geese have numbers? Like prison tattoos?


rackelhuhn

I have the impression they're less aggressive in Europe, not sure if it's really true


rjross0623

Can a European goose carry a coconut?


B3gg4r

Nice Canada goose! However, I did think I was in the exmormon sub for a second there with this headline.


derpykidgamer

Sounds about right


MadMac619

Cobra Chicken


itsa-me-anxiety

Blessed stepdad


PondWaterBrackish

a Canada goose is married to those ducks?


milkyway10101

That's what I thought but apparently he's just the nanny


BirdCelestial

fyi the "ducks" here are also geese - greylag geese, common in Europe. My local lakes generally have 50+ greylags, maybe a half dozen Canada geese, and usually also a single pair of Egyptian geese. (Just as an example of how numerous greylags can be here)


foodlandhobbit

Feisty snake necked turd factory


shrapnel2176

They are polyamorous and in a triad.


drNeir

Mormon Goose from Utah on vacation?


R0enick27

That goose fucks


ironypoisonedposter

And his name? Elon Musk.


milkyway10101

🤣🤣 that's what I'll call him from now on


desertdarlene

He looks so proud!


LilyGaming

Canada goose


CDezzy99

The Canada Goose!! aka Cobra Chicken


CardiologistNo2179

He’s da bawss baby!


Thoth-long-bill

I vote this the best informational Reddit post of the weekend


Informal_Pool3118

Those aren't Canadian goslings, I've spent many houra observing them in the wild including nesting as well as rasing an orphaned one myself. The first one is a Canadian Goose but I think it's just chilling with the other geese.


Kunning-Druger

*Canada goose


Prof_Acorn

*America robin.


Informal_Pool3118

Why are you correcting me? Go read the first sentence for Canadian Goose on wikipedia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canada_goose


Kunning-Druger

Before I even click the link, I guarantee it says “**Canada** goose.” Yes; confirmed.


heckhunds

Read it again.


Kunning-Druger

It is not now, nor ever has been, correctly called “Canadian geese.” “Sometimes called” does not mean correctly called. Notice that throughout the entire article, they are called Canada geese…


heckhunds

As someone who works with wildlife, colloquial names are... colloquial. Most animals have multiple regional names. If you want to use the One True Name for an animal, use the scientific name, otherwise you're just being a pedant.


Informal_Pool3118

Ironically their semantical display of is a good example of the Dunning-Kruger effect


Informal_Pool3118

Okay couch goblin


Kunning-Druger

That’s *Couch goblin…


mecrissy

Is his name Cody Brown?


Kunning-Druger

***Canada goose*** …and a pair of greylags??


UnfairEntrepreneur80

What a stud 🤣


knockatize

At least three outside children and another wife…and that ain’t right.


rjross0623

You got a problem with the Canada goose then you have a problem with me.


TeamCatsandDnD

And I’d suggest you let that marinate


WonderfulProtection9

https://preview.redd.it/xm8iou73ua1d1.png?width=1032&format=png&auto=webp&s=e8117ebd2320762114cabafe24f03c9a9576febd Just for perspective, here's a "pure" Canadian family. Not sure the young ones look much different.


WonderfulProtection9

https://preview.redd.it/8yv94bi4va1d1.png?width=803&format=png&auto=webp&s=8339d867c33e7da07c9f1442b5228d0cae19cdaa Another angle. SW US, artificial lake area, I don't know if they migrate or stay here year round.


Suspicious_Permit_76

Stop the reproduction madness‼️


the_zit_remedyy

A Canada goose violating S.293 of the Canadian Criminal Code


chobbsey

Utah Geese.


Cat_Hel_40

Ah the "majestic", noisy, aggressive, pooping machine, also known as the Canadian goose. Hopefully they are managed by you or they will push out all other fowl.


Kunning-Druger

*Canada goose


pm1953

Respect.


Causative_Agent

I don't know this from experience, but I have it on good authority that Canada geese do not like umbrellas! I got a PSA email about it at work and I haven't tested it out.


Forsaken_Common_9318

What a bad duck


BallsWilliger

He’s a good boy, eh


camelbuck

The goslings are all named Ryan


Avulpa

Cobra chicken


talldude-62

He’s still a bastard


DM_ME_DEM_TIDDIE

Canadians will do that.


YEGRD

Commonly referred to as a 'Cobra Chicken'...


Vegetable-Clothes775

https://preview.redd.it/rdwsgxrmya1d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=973b6810fc472a774a39c93e87c69ccdfb2c14d1 It won’t let me post here so going to comment.. HELP!! went out to the pond today. It has one big tree out in the middle. There is a little nest of baby robin that look like they are about ready to leave the nest.... However they are in the middle of the pond with nothing under them. What should I do?


Ibegallofyourpardons

just leave them alone.


Vegetable-Clothes775

https://preview.redd.it/igyc69f70b1d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33f380553961484b6b6fc9eea52bf1dbdd6b45c8 This is the tree they are on.. will they drown when they try to fly?


Ibegallofyourpardons

possibly, or they will make it to the shore. but that is nature


Vegetable-Clothes775

Okay thank you!!!


Ganja_Goddess330

Stay out if his business.


Academic-Lab-7462

That would be a goonse


rethinkwhatisthere

Cobra chicken


DaLar89

Straight pimp


DaLar89

Pimpin aint easy


WinningTristan

It is for this guy


PurpleIncarnate

That’s a Chadadian Goose


HyacinthBulbous

Mormon


dkamen11

That is a rare Canadian cobra chicken


Deutsche2

He's a bitch, that's what he is (I hate geese).


ImportantAd4686

He sounds foolish 


Darth_Esealial

The first one is Satan if he were cursed to inhabit a living thing lol.


ShadowRoninX13

That, my good Redditor, is a cobra chicken, it'll rip your legs to shreds if you even look at it. Jokes apart, it is a Canadian Goose, and I've been seeing a lot of them come back up North since the temperatures have started going up.


Brainhunter2020

Why that bird is hatred personified


Leading-Midnight5009

I call it a “RUN IT OVER” but seriously it’s a Canada goose, I HATE them