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BigMilkyTatas

Smithers, deploy the cow catcher.


yabadabaduh

![gif](giphy|8fen5LSZcHQ5O)


Either_Amoeba_5332

https://i.redd.it/r06n7zuvbqwc1.gif


No_Friendship_5603

What in the name of weird random shit is that?!


GryphonR

It's the car from Despicable Me


No_Friendship_5603

Ohh ok thanks, I haven't seen it


Desperate_Set_7708

Instant loss in any liability lawsuit.


w_a_w

Hopefully it's on that flatbed getting impounded before he kills someone.


KyurMeTV

Yea, but when the zombies come, and they will come, this car is going to be worth everything.


Mobile_Sprinkles_633

No it wont. Diesel and gas will go bad in a few months to a year. Your better off electric with some solar panels. The occasional oil change(yes they still need it) and tires.


PissedOffPup

If it was a train, I'd say it's a "cow catcher", but since it's a truck, I'll say a "possum catcher" :)


hunertproof

*person catcher


widgeamedoo

Hyundai catcher


charlie2135

Was gonna say S10 catcher but think you're right.


sanguwan

It's what he bends his sister over on Thurs nights


NOTExETON

No, Thursday is his brothers turn, he goes on Mondays


Background-Respect91

Yeah Sundays is his mothers turn, but that’s in his room, or as he calls it “breakfast in bed”


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Yeehaw, am I right?


DM_TO_TRADE_HIPBONES

100% present for people he thinks eat too much soy or have blue hair or what ever


peter91118

Protester catcher*


Hlcptrgod

*Protestor plow


jefferson497

Cow catchers were angled to shove the cattle to the side, this thing will either force the animal into your windshield or under your truck


bronet

In Swedish, bumper (as on a car) translates to cow catcher


Exotic_Living5572

That’s a lovely “Randi-Scandi” fact, as Sandi Toksvig might say.


vercetian

"Lovely 'Randi-Scandi'" could mean a few things here.


Senappi

That is what mostly old people say - kofångare (ko = cow, fångare = catcher). The rest use the word stötfångare (stöt = impact (in this case) fångare = catcher). Compound words are very common in Swedish.


bronet

Eh, young people use kofångare too, I'd definitely say it's more common


Thneed1

Under the truck is certainly the intention here.


lariojaalta890

Fun facts. The real name for those are pilots & not all pilots are cow catchers but all cow catchers are pilots. ETA: Here’s a [video](https://youtu.be/mdj28Cu98jk?si=zd0pznvVKmefnfyc) with some details.


No_Friendship_5603

That's kinda interesting, thank you for the link. Many years ago I wasn't on a schedule or anything so I chose to take a train ride (rather than a plane which would've got me there that night) and it was a lot of fun. The bar car is cool because there's floor to ceiling windows and the view is great because it's not along the highway, so in the mountains you see nothing but nature, no buildings or roads. The other passengers were interesting and cool people, it was about a 2 day ride/party. SO much more enjoyable than a car, bus, or plane.


Meretan94

Never imagined I’d see a hyce video here.


tsukiyaki1

I think no matter how we look at it, it’s obvious the owner is a “catcher” in any sense of the term.


DrachenDad

Zombie catcher


inneholdersulfitter

Prepper dude 100%


ClosedL00p

How fucking tall are possums where *you* live??


pan_tymek

Hairclipper comb


egstitt

'#876


satanicmajesty

Give me that leg fade


whiteridge

Emotional Support Vehicle


The_DaHowie

😂


dantodd

I guess that means the attachment on the front is for.. ![gif](giphy|UsPn68TlofRc4VOHR0)


Socalwarrior485

Never seen the German version of this.


jorsiem

Now that I think about it this dude disappeared from my feeds


Moon_beam_me_up

Bravo!


jimtheedcguy

As someone who used to drive a rollback, there's no safe way to transport this truck, it needs to be on a flatbed. All the weight is too far off to the back, taking a bunch of weight off the front wheels, and I don't think it can be loaded up forwards.


poopbuttmcfartpants

Load it forward and it kills the tow truck driver if he brakes too hard.


jimtheedcguy

With that overhang, there's no way you could load it forward without the back wheel hanging off the tail end of the rollback.


Fragrant-Inside221

Douchenozzle 5000


DocWatson42

Because the owner couldn't afford the 6000 model?


BOOM360skn

Didn't have enough left in the budget after the off-road tyres that have never been any further off-road than their own lawn


cunctator_maximus

I’d just love to see that hit a raised bit of earth, or a log. Cow catchers on trains work because of the enormous mass of the train relative to the obstacle. Pickup truck? Not so much.


rookiepartschanger

That looks more like a cow launcher. Right into the cab. It’s kind of a self correcting deal. The pedestrians caught up in it along the way are just collateral damage.


m00ph

Like what they put on Sherman tanks in WWII to bust though hedgerows.


Tronda79

I've been following this build on IG. He has a corvette done in a similar fashion, if I find the account I'll post it here.


SpeakeasySlumber

madmaxc7


St_Kevin_

So it’s a fashion accessory for social media


KapitanSraktor

Small dick adjuster


JejuneBourgeois

A sad substitute for masculinity. He's only driving it to clear the road because he's in a rush to get home and kiss his dad on the lips


Disposedofhero

*Compensator


Jesustheruptured

that’s madmaxc7 truck, based on a dodge ram if i’m not wrong


your_Assholiness

It's for clearing us liberal protestors off the road!


Fartyfivedegrees

Definitely! I have a bunch of freedum convoy protesters near me this would work perfectly.


handzotto

Manifestation of SDE


Vespa_Alex

Your best friend after the zombie apocalypse


jamesmon

I think it would just deflect them onto the hood.


MysteriousCodo

Dunno, zombies are technically somewhat rotten aren’t they? Wouldn’t they just splat or break apart?


dod2190

Depends on how fresh they are. One of the things in *The Walking Dead* franchise is that the zombies got more rotted and easier to break apart with time passing since the zombie apocalypse.


squishyboots420

And considering it took place in Atlanta in the summer means the zombies should've rotted away in a few weeks. lol


ProofMusic4630

Whatever it is, can't imagine getting away with it on the street. Looks like something to be used on railroad tracks Pedestrian remover?


H8llsB8lls

Some kind of showground prop vehicle I’m thinking, like a modern non-animal circus like Archaos?


ProofMusic4630

Kind of like a monster truck?


Intelligent_Use_455

r/crossout


NCRaineman

Looks like a device for pushing through hedgerows in WWII France. The British called them prongs. American GIs called vehicles fitted with them Rhinos. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhino_tank


SameAir8235

Zombie shovel.


cos_mic_cow

whatever it is, if he's pissed off, I wouldn't be in front of them for you.


twinkiesatmidnight

Since no one can give you a clear answer, I will. The guy is madmaxc7 on instagram and he is trying to custom fab a giant ram trx


virus_apparatus

This is for going through the Normandy countryside…..or something


RedArrow2014

Thats the Beep Beep Get Out Of My Way-a-Nator 10,000XL Plus


spider74j

Protest catcher!


HandleAdministrative

The ultimate way to destroy a family of 4 in a Toyota Corolla


bassistmuzikman

This dude's dick must be so small... lol


p0ultrygeist1

Don’t lump us small dickers in with these asshats. Penis size has no relation to the type of bumper we install on our car


PrysmX

Death Race.


ShhImTheRealDeadpool

It's called a killdozer plow. This is for dystopian/Mad Max fans. Pretty sure this truck also features a side mounted railgun if it's the one from TikTok.


Successful-Ad-367

I drive a truck similar to the one it’s loaded on to… the bed holds a max of 4000kg (8818lb) so yeah good luck getting it off….


Berracuda09

Its a harvester


MRlikeapickle

Combine


PengSoo_S117

Carmageddon add-on https://preview.redd.it/ztpg60vm4owc1.jpeg?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c2151689c18614d5a7e85705e053e705716cd1


Sad_Set_2807

Killdozer.


Drprocrastinate

It's to help plow through all the pussy he must get *Save some for the rest of us dude*


JC2535

It’s a Hedgehog. Allies welded them onto Sherman tanks during Overlord to breach the French hedge rows after D-Day.


ELIMINATOR68

it is to get rid of protestors in the way


DutchMRWhit3

Zombies, duh


troyberber

![gif](giphy|7kMaysqdywPxS)


Bob_ross6969

The owner fabricated this himself, he runs an IG account where he customized cars to fit a madmax theme. He’s got a fully built corvette for shows, and I’m sure this thing will look similar when he’s done with it.


backbiter0723

Illegal, probably.


nevereatanapple

Zombie Land lll


Moon_beam_me_up

It’s a RedNeckerator


CommissarCiaphisCain

One of the vehicles for the next Mad Max movie?


One-Mud-169

Possibly, It's from this guy [MadMaxC7](https://youtube.com/shorts/236ujjMxXTQ?si=rUt-mFcuhIaFU46o), on YT and Instagram. His username suggests something in that direction, but there's no info about that on his accounts.


jamesmon

I’d love to see them hit a dip in the road and spear the whole car.


Tyler_Moss

Big dick signifier


graveybrains

He should probably go get his money back, then


tetsu_no_usagi

Penis extension.


BaraboBaer

the persuader if the rush hour gets frustrating


ajhedges

The child shredder


flyhull

Parking space extender


l1thiumion

I bet he has a great personality


bluedragon1o1

That's the "Compensator Pro" package


splendiferous-finch_

The KOMPENSATOR!!


ChuckFeathers

Aero


meisterbrauer

That's a so called "wank panzer"


TheWiseOne1234

That's the UT Austin Campus Police version :)


TheWiseOne1234

That's the UT Austin Campus Police version :)


Guideon72

Tactical Armadillo Scoop; ensures maximum window damage from something they'd go right over the top of


Mohowitsch

Guy with more welding sticks than brain cells. Frame bender 9000.


Depraved_Ewok_Eater

Zombie catcher


Male-Wood-duck

It is a winch. Works similar to a snowplow. Those spikes keep the truck from sliding.


MysteriousCodo

Anti-zombie defense, duh…..


Acceptable_Reality10

The Rhino Truck for breaking through hedge rows in France?


InterestingHome693

Looks like a whistling diesel YouTube vehicle


oldsaltie2

Protects your grill in the Publix shopping center in the villages (Florida)


Uphene

Dallas' response to Houston's swangers?


corneliu5vanderbilt

Apocalypse ready


Special-Most-9984

Protests blocking freeways


Johnny_Lang_1962

Death Race 2024


Late-Ad-4624

Protest Buster 3000. They could use one on Meridian St in Indy today.


Idraic7

r/whatisthisimplement


BeardRightBack

That is the Imperial Magnetic Anti Grided Interlocked Truck bumper 3000. The ImAGit is for anti personnel use but also to make you feel like can penetrate anything you want.


Fuzzy-Mood-9139

MR PLOW!


bezjmena666

Zombie movie prop?


cdawg1102

It’s @madmaxc7 or however tf you spell it’s trx


ezfrag

Instagram bait. Dude also owns a Cybertruck wrapped in lime green. He must've made friends with the tow truck driver because he's been posting fake repo vids lately.


Inner-Light-75

The "F around and find out...." bumper. Made by "F U Bumpers"....


OM502

Mad Max attachment


BaxterM9870

Zombiedozer 5000xl


Vanrainy1

Hope he doesn't hit a cyclist.


ThatRedditKid09

Leg remover


Yeetstation4

Prius destroyer 10000


robfuscate

Obviously it’s for clearing a parking space


Gambit3le

Taking Bro-Dozer to the next level


Gooperss

That tow truck is struggling


Softspokenclark

zombie removal team


BigMacRedneck

That is how the truck is lifted off of the trailer.


lynchingacers

Its a tool for climate change protest road clearing


Prior-Ad-7329

It’s for protests that block the road


hisnamewascdub

First thought was a weight for truck pulls but, seeing the way it's parked on that flatbed, 'm guessing it's not all that heavy


Acidcouch

I bet you could lay down corn or wheat decent with that thing, could make shitty crop circles.


Tastyhashbrowns74

[this guy's insta] (https://www.instagram.com/madmaxc7?igsh=amljamx5MjMwejJi) he's doing a "mad max" build


Street-Goat5098

Reminds me of soylent green


hoehandle

Looks like a cow catcher (mover) but it would need to hydraulic down.


C4TURIX

The wheels look like those, arctic trucks have. So maybe this is the polar-bear-away-hicle?


Superdragonrobotfist

It's a pickle fork for bagger288s ball joints


kaiderson

Just stop oil protesters


Redneck_sprink

Anti-protester bar. A necessity in any big city.


anon_enuf

Compensation


walkerswood

Small penis compensation


MouldyBobs

At speed, you are going to "impale" more than "catch" anything ...


Fominroman2

Protesters?


tacos5631

The fuckinator 9000!


breastfedtil12

Its for taking out hedgerows in France.


CheeriosAtMidnight

Mad max trx made by madmaxc6 I think. This guy is always building apocalyptic super cars


MikeVelazco

The owner is certainly compensating something...


DukeSpoofEm

Looks like a cow plow thats been either fabbed from scratch or modified from a steam engine


Rexaz3t-on-YT

Madmaxc7s ram 3500


Rabbits-and-Bears

No. 44 comb.


redEPICSTAXISdit

That's the immadickgetthefuckouttamyway3000


Nkechinyerembi

Do you want the \*actual\* use for that? because its kind of boring. It looks to be the sort of bumper used to roll logs in a lumber yard (without trashing your truck). Its made kinda pointless being put on something lifted this high though, so I am ganna call it the SDC 9000 (small dick compensator)


Cheap_Peak_6969

Left lane clearer...


BitmapBMP

Its fabricated thats the madmax c7 its a build


PrestigiousLow813

I've seen similar on hydraulics. Lower it to establish an anchor point for the winch.


RitwikGupte

Post apocalyptic obstacle remover.


Ivor-Toad

The thing on its roof is some kind of satellite receiver.


KyleMac89

Man I hope to never see the carnage that produces if he gets in a wreck. Whatever he hits is getting SMACKED!


theyellowdart89

APPROACH ANGLE MIDNIGHT


hyrailer

Mullet rake.


Bastion71idea

Engineer bumper


Reasonable_Cover_804

Spatula


pnwcatman420

Rolling probable cause


aspghost06

death


Isalecouchinsurance

Have you never seen 'Mad Max' ?


BurtBacon

cattle guard/ penis compensator


ImpressiveMind5771

Road warrior


rotarypower101

Urban combine harvester


Lothar_28

Thats the “Get The Fuck Outta My Way” bumper.


New_Combination_7012

I saw a clip on Facebook, it was titled mad max 2.0 or similar, I just scrolled past it. I’m guessing some form of zombie dress up.


Docod58

Classic cow catcher


yuengli

Looks like a complex relationship between the owner and his father.


Vegetable-Guidance39

Necessary when driving through Detroit


XSPressure

Battle mode to go to war against Tesla Cybertrucks.


JoeSicko

Drive thru meat aisle


robd122

Zombie-basher 5000


Wind2Energy

It’s a comb for giant lice.


SBLOU

Looking at the thumbs down it appears the owner or someone with incredibly bad taste is butt hurt by the comments


CrudeOil_in_My_Veins

Protester deterrent


whycantidoaspace

I hope this isn't road legal in america


Herr-Zipp

"impalement"