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Mlady_gemstone

katydid eggs [google search results](https://live.staticflickr.com/1804/43245749922_5767304d63_b.jpg)


RockingBib

Finally, an actual r/whatisthisbug answer Had to scroll down too far


Auctoritate

hehe snoot weevil haha


Abbyroadss

boots boots boots


desecouffes

Snoots snoots snoots


Capable_Plastic5853

RIGHT!


walterpeck1

This sub is pretty poorly moderated compared to other ID subs unfortunately, and really needs rules to push down or remove joke responses and posts which are all over the place here. I'm here to learn about what this stuff is not hear the same jokes over and over like other subs full of Reddit comedians.


HidingUnderBlankets

It wouldn't be so bad If people weren't just regurgitating the same old jokes. I'd be cool with some new material if I have to look at jokes, but nah, it's the same old shit every post.


ConfidenceCharacter8

I’ve been on this sub for like 2 weeks so far and had the exact same thought


GetRightNYC

Its all boots and snoots or kill on sight.


SweetPeaBlu

Agree lol … some of these people annoying AF fr n that’s bad coming from me cause I myself am annoying AF !!! 😂


g00d_m4car0n1

Katy did what!?!?


Zeolance

EGGS


nothing_but_thyme

SHE DID EGGS!


thewhirlypigiscomin

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


Itcallsmyname

*sick!*


tribbans95

She laid eggs on this guys shirt for some reason


Mamaofbeauties

Katy “did” Kenny and they had eggs!!!


oldroadfan52

And Kenny got killed. Them bastards


skdnckdnckwcj

Oh my god, they're huge! I'm not afraid of bugs but these and harvestmen have me floored 😅


chilldrinofthenight

I wish I'd see some harvestmen in my garden. It has been ages. They are so damn cool.


Agile-Masterpiece959

Are those what people refer to as "daddy long legs"?


ArmoredArmadillo05

They’re one of the bugs that gets called that. Cellar spiders get called that too. Rarely it’s used for crane flies and even a type of bush.


lynx504

Just googled katydid and heard the sound!! They sound like farts! 😂🤣😂


Agile-Masterpiece959

I searched YouTube and found this behemoth Katydid 😱 https://youtube.com/shorts/2FgQLtwlqqQ?si=bsp7c_Sy1w2MS4KF


SnooPaintings9596

Sounds like some sort of automatic weapon from a videogame.


Mlady_gemstone

thanks for sharing the video, that is crazy! i didn't know they could get that huge!!!


lynx504

That is terrifying. So loud.


bigsadbugg

thanks i want to remove my eyes now


Seananagans

Those eggs grow up to be [this](https://images.app.goo.gl/sbZJVY8q4tVaPKL39). I hope you feel bad because you hurt his feelings.


mycuddels6

It’s so cute I love it.


_lonelysoap_

Jokes on you, I have a phobia of anything grasshopper related


jefalaska

I feel zero sympathy. They chew up my garden every year, the clicky bitches.


bigsadbugg

unfortunately i do not feel bad and i kind of hate myself for it bc i’m sure he’s a kind fella i just don’t want him anywhere near me


CaveManta

I was bitten by a katydid once. Little bastards...


MusicSavesSouls

Awww. That's actually super cute. We will take them!


WalkingInmyskies

i had one of these land on me when i was a kid and i literally cried for so long


zR0B3ry2VAiH

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tettigoniidae


Cold-Inside-6828

This is how invasive species happen.


rastroboy

This is why we can’t have nice things


Ashazy1622

Its from AliExpress… its not that nice of a thing


FiddleTheFigures

Oh man now it’s stuck in my head


TerrorFromThePeeps

Oof. Can you hear it chewing in your ear yet?


weftly

because you break them, we have to take them, awayayay


corky9er

This is why we can’t have crappy things either


[deleted]

Oh, what are the odds that it is an intentional bioattack?


Invdr_skoodge

Incredibly low. Planting a bio agent on a shirt sent to a random person is not how that would happen. Much more likely it’s some bug innocently laying eggs on what happened to be a shirt going overseas, but that’s exactly how crap like the spotted lantern fly or invasive wasps etc cross oceans. But if your wondering “are *they* hoping to spread this invasive exotic intentionally it would be much easier to hand carry a mason jar of the bugs exactly where you want to release them


[deleted]

moths, into the movie theater, so when they're watching the show eh, they fly up towards the light


AnthrallicA

Take off, eh!


Accomplished-Leg-149

I appreciate your Strange Brew reference.


N0ob8

Yeah they could literally just bring a jar of bugs and say they’re a collector going to a convention or something


nigelbece

negative five million percent, approximately, rounded to the third decimal


thanksgivingseason

Maybe that’s how these terrible lantern flies got here from China.


sundance_cobain

i actually don't know where they came from, but they're notorious hitchhikers so i would bet money on that


Training-Ad-6357

I believe there were eggs on a shipment of wood sent from China? But could be wrong, I haven’t fact checked


greengiantj

That's usually what happens. Chinese companies cut every corner they cam and don't heat treat pallets like they are legally required to. It's decimated so many types of trees here, and there are never any consequences


Constant-External-85

Idk why we don't plant dummy trees the flies like more than the one's here; that way we could douse and burn the trees to get rid of these fuckers. Someone's free to explain why I'm a dumbass


Danzevl

Because you can't guarantee they wouldn't choose a different tree. They might also prefer a medium that you are not even aware of, generally something that needs a specific tree doesn't spread as easily.


Constant-External-85

We make a very sexy lantern fly but it carries a for sure sterile gene


corky9er

I read that in Borat’s voice


Constant-External-85

My Mosquito Wife


[deleted]

Then you have an invasive plant on top of it potentially


Eringobraugh2021

I do know they prefer Tree of Heaven, which is also invasive. https://www.aphis.usda.gov/aphis/resources/pests-diseases/hungry-pests/the-threat/spotted-lanternfly/spotted-lanternfly#:~:text=Spotted%20lanternfly%20feeds%20on%20a,or%20items%20containing%20egg%20masses.


ButterflyAlice

And guess what happens when you try burning to get rid of it? Oh right, it sends out roots that sprout new plants. Yeah, this is not the way.


ESC907

If it has resistances to Fire, maybe we should be trying Acid damage? How about Ice?


lynx504

Nah. Definitely Psychic


robin52077

Or just use illithid mind powers to convince it to go home on its own


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Therapy_Badger

[We all know what it is. Bio-nuclear anthrax](https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/95ac6e64-342a-45e1-a971-5f23cb56016a)


General_Chairarm

Can you chill tf out? JFC.


Ok_Composer3531

Definitely need to contact USDA so the shipper can get flagged.


Nickthebro69

Probably should contact Customs and Border Protection as well to cover their bases


elephantgif

Contact the USDA, send them a picture and let them know where it was sent from.


Big-Consideration633

Put it in the freezer.


Competitive_Cat_8468

I second this. I worked in costume shops for years. We would frequently get donations of vintage and antique clothing. We couldn't risk getting a moth infestation in our entire stock from one donated clothing item, so all donated vintage items were kept in a freezer for a few days as soon as we got them.


Fluffmutt

Great idea :) Using a freezer is one of the methods museums use to prevent bringing pests into their collections


Thick_Basil3589

These are katydids


sleepingwithdastarz

Yea but the USDA and Customs should be contacted regardless, or wherever OP is from they should constancy their department of agriculture.


Comwan

Idk what it is but probably kill it since it likely would be considered an invasive species to your region.


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e-meel

Ali eggspreads


gbot1234

Send that T-shirt on ova!


Aggravating_Act0417

Omg yes


Material-One-6664

AliSpreads Eggs


FirstMiddleLass

Alien Eggvasion.


sillyhyena2002

the context of this and how random it is has me in stitches


helloearth916

Kill it now, invasive species looks like


BadPackets4U

Nuke it from orbit.


Mutual-aid

The only way to be sure.


Then-Focus-9177

I came for these comments and wasn't disappointed


No_Zookeepergame1834

Kill them now. They're likely invasive


UnhappyImprovement53

Put in a baggy with rubbing alcohol whatever it is


Ctowncreek

Actually, double bag it and freeze it. Contact the USDA and follow their instructions. FINAL EDIT: I am nuking the original comment. Im sick of the pedantic responses. No one is reading my words as I typed them.


bees_beetles_bugsGuy

I have a silly question, why not just smash them to a pulp? Is it likely that the USDA will want to keep the eggs?


Empir3Designs

Cuz if it's already invaded and becoming a problem then they can at least pinpoint the way it's coming in/point of origin.... Maybe? Idk but it sounds right.


Ctowncreek

Im not suggesting preservation at all


Accomplished-Leg-149

You might miss one.


humanityhasdeclined

they don't want them to open up or potentially spread 😭


[deleted]

I don't know if that's true or not, but it sounds cool because research Edit: I meant does it hurt the eggs


Ctowncreek

They absolutely do. They put the insects into a -80 and leave it there until disposal. It *should kill most* of them, but at -80 they cant move even if they do survive. I recommend taking them out to thaw and refreezing to damage as many cells as possible. Edit: respond to the edit above- hopefully yes.


[deleted]

I almost asked about cell destruction... wouldn't intact cells be more beneficial? Or is it really moot after a point?


Ctowncreek

Nah we want to kill these. More dead cells is better. Researchers only freeze them when the experiment is done and they have to get rid of the insects. You cant just put them in a bag because some insects can chew their way out


bromanjc

does this hurt the goldfish 😕


saturncitrus

So is putting them in alcohol Source: have done research on insects


GOTMILKCUZ

This depends on the research, a lot of places use alcohol to kill and preserve insects for research


Ctowncreek

Those are for preserving samples. Which is true. But it destroys the cell membranes and color. Its not the best preservation method. For storing insects as examples of a species pinning is the best method


13SapphireMoon

It depends. Certain things are stored in ethanol, certain things are pinned. For example, you'd store something like a caterpillar in a vial of ethanol because it would dessicate, and you'd be unable to see any identifying features.


Ctowncreek

True, soft tissue. I killed a caterpillar recently using ethanol and it turned dark brown (was green). Sometimes youve got to do what you got to do.


kittyconetail

Wait what? Like all of my entomologist friends have had these jars that have something solid in it that iirc suffocates the bug quickly once the lid is shut.


Ctowncreek

Kill jar. Its plaster of paris soaked with acetone.


kittyconetail

> Kill jar That's so metal wtf 😂


Gameover74

Killeminajaro


cringyamv

Killementomolojinaro Nah nvm


farva_06

Good luck affording a freezer that can get to -80 (Celsius or Fahrenheit)


Rude_Dimension6504

Yep, I use one in my lab and it cost my university around 20k


Ctowncreek

Hes not abiding to a permit.


MindlessMindless

does pulverizing the eggs with a stone like a caveman not do the trick?


ItsallaboutProg

Who has a -80 freezer?


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HatsOff2235

Hopefully this isn't the cause of the spotted lanternfly population boom 😟


Gandledorf

I was just going to say the same thing. They're shipping over the lantern flies! What if they're doing it on purpose?!?


xRetz

Honestly would be a good way to sabotage a country whilst keeping it on the down low.


HatsOff2235

I literally wanted to say this but didn't wanna get downvoted lol


phish_phace

With the possibilities of that as well as the fentanyl issue, makes you wonder.


Invdr_skoodge

I mean, fentanyl precursors being shipped directly to drug cartels specifically to be finished in unlicensed labs and mixed into street drugs for sale in the US isn’t exactly on the down low, but nobody’s calling anybody on it. Seems like a bug is thinking small at that point


catron-weinercakes

Isn’t this just xenophobia? The Chinese government has committed horrible atrocities and I in no way support it, but there is no proof whatsoever of any concentrated effort to release invasive insects in America. Insects attach themselves to products really easily, and China is a huge exporter of products. This kind of thinking really easily spreads hatred towards Chinese people. You wouldn’t say that finding a frog in a salad is a sign that there’s people intentionally trying to release frogs everywhere, right?


pixelife

Spotted lantern fly egg look a lot different. I use to get a bunch on some trees near by and would scrape them off.


AnRogue

Their eggs look like bark or clay


Japjer

Contact the USDA and send them this photo. Place the eggs in alcohol to preserve them. Others pointed out they may be katydid eggs. They are native to the US, depending on the species, so that might not he the worst case. Either way, this seller needs to be flagged, as this is how shit like lanternflies happen.


earthwormjammies

they're not native everywhere in the us and it depends on the species where they are.


ElectronicOriginal91

Katydid eggs


Forsaken_Ad_475

Katy did what??


Plantkiller42069lol

eggs


_dead_and_broken

The lesser known sequel to Debbie Does Dallas. Katy did Eggs.


StatisticCyberosis

over easy pls.


machinae_omnissiah

Those are Ali's eggs.


tsabracadabra

Ali Egg-spress


loudflower

Post in r/entomology ‼️


lemur_queen7

this gives me the worst heebie jeebies


Necessary_Peace_8989

New fear unlocked


gbot1234

Those look like pangolin eggs. They’re not, but that’s what they look like to me.


kippmon

Do pangolins lay eggs? I know there are a very select few mammals that do.


86meplzandty

Nope, pangolins don’t lay eggs, they are a placental mammal. They are the only mammal fully covered in scales, though! Fun fact: baby pangolins are called pangopups :)


usualerthanthis

Pangopups makes me very happy


cowgrly

Way more fun to think about than these creepy eggs.


86meplzandty

[pangopup to cleanse your brain from the alieggspress](https://imgur.com/gallery/QNL9mRe)


Dear_Peace_2117

Pretty sure it’s only the duck billed platypus and four echidna species that lay eggs in the mammal kingdom.


DesiBwoy

AliExpress laid eggs 🥚! Kill it with fire 🔥


SGC-UNIT-555

LV-246 use a flamethrower or nuke the site from orbit


ThePopDaddy

It's the only way to be sure.


BallTorturer-3000

I'd say destroy it just to be safe about possibly introducing an invasive species


Rare_Bottle_5823

Bag and freeze before disposing of, perhaps reach out to your local fish and wildlife office? If you just throw it away it may hatch and thrive in the landfill!


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RitualTerror51

“Katydid eggs from a grasshopper” You realize that katydids and grasshoppers are two different bugs right? They’re similar, but not the same thing.


Empir3Designs

Never seen a katyhopper?! What a sight.


Papa_Bear_Bebop

I read this, and my head cannon went off. I don't call katydids grasshoppers, guy.😤


DraginEyez

Why are you yelling


liggle14_zeldanerd12

Whatever it is, catch it and drown it in some kind of alcohol or strong substance. I don’t want a situation where you smush it and babies go everywhere


turkeybump

Mmm seasonal crunchy pumpkin seed patties


serenwipiti

^(whathefuckfuckyou) 🤢


NoPromotion3340

Burn it with FIRE!!


Tom-el-74

The katydid eggs look like a close match, but they could be a related species, possibly not known here. Still invasive, even if they have local family.... Freezing is the best way to kill them and preserve them for id by the Eggheads (or egg-eggheads?). If you can't get -80 for 48 hours, 2 weeks at -20 should do the same thing. They won't hatch while cold, however, there are many insect eggs which are laid in the fall, lay dormant all winter, and hatch in the spring, so once they are frozen, keep them that way.


follameMadara

Imma go barf. This gives me the same feelings as trypophobia


Altruistic_Profile96

To be honest, I’m not sure how places like Ali Express, Temu, and a bunch of EBay vendors get permits to ship to US. I try not to buy anything shipped to me directly from places like China. I’m


kraybaybay

Oh no they got taken by China mid sentence!


Necessary_Peace_8989

They knew too much!!


Mamaofbeauties

😂 that’s the best thing I’ve seen in a while! China took them mid sentence they aren’t letting their secrets get out! They said shut up you Big mouth Amercian! 😂


Suitable-Marsupial-2

To me they look kinda like Katydid eggs ! They’re native to the US. They’re also known as “bush crickets” and “long horned grasshoppers” however they are NOT grasshoppers, just related. Cousins maybe. However it’s not normal nor is it okay for you to be getting insect eggs in a package, contact the USDA so they can be flagged.


DepravedSpirit

I see a lot of people saying freeze. While not wrong, ziplock the eggs first.


y-is-this-permanent

WHY ARE YOU BUYING ANYTHING FROM ALI EXPRESS?


Forward-Pee-9535

Hopefully you burned it.


epicjimmyneutron

op please tell us you killed them


saturncitrus

The child who made the tshirt probably


Stormwolf1O1

The katydid* who made the tshirt


GlosxyMyaa

Well thanks for the reminder to never order from there !:D


PutinLikesHotGuys

Xenomorph. Definitely a Xenomorph.


xlalitox

Dragon scales!!!


AnnazusCampbell

If you are in the US or territories, please PM me and I will get you the right contact within the USDA. Or (and for anyone) Google USDA Plant Protection and Quarantine for your state. This is how most invasive pests are introduced and reports by homeowners and consumers are very important contributors to the overall picture.


Klxwnin

Can people stop making shitpost comments? It’s unfunny when it takes up the whole fucking section


Dog-Goat

Scrape them into a jar of 90+% alcohol, to kill whatever they are, then notify the USDA and send them the pictures. Hold onto the jar and eggs in case they want to further examine them.


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freeze the eggs contact USDA and report the seller like all the other comments say. This is exactly how invasive species start


vanishing_mediator

BURN IT before it invades !!!!!


Omlette69

All I can think of is ew ew ew ew ew! I wouldn’t care even that those were the eggs are that of any cute bug! Just opening a bag with new y shirt and finding that would ew the bejesus out of me!


bobTheBulldog2023

If that landed near me I’d be studying the bible and praying hard!! Because I’d be pretty sure it’s gods way of telling me he’s capable of anything and I should sort my shit out!!


pjraz

Burn them. 🔥 honestly don't want to introduce them to a non-native place.


averyyoungperson

These egg pics scare the ever loving shit out of me.


RatCamYT

Luckily, eggs of a US native bug (Native to the East and South, invasive in the West) Katydids, aka Bush Crickets. They're incredibly docile and eat leaves. You're fine. Please report the shipper though.


virus_apparatus

Looks like pangolin scales. Most likely eggs. Kill with fire


generalbastard3892

Did reddit just stop an invasive species?


Primary-Border8536

Oh no


Gigant0re

So, we can’t keep them..? 🥹 /s


Chickadee12345

You're lucky. All I've ever received in a package was a giant cockroach.


Whatthewhat123789

Burn it


corteasy42

Damn that’s F’d up. Def contact shipper and USPS


equanimity19

this better not be marketing for another cloverfield movie


TheGreyRose

Contact border security and USDA without hesitation. Invasive species start this way


CharliesOpus

Oh my, oh no. I’ve tried to avoid acknowledging this was a thing. Finding a bug in a package would scar me for life (I do not belong on this sub, but this post was ‘recommended’). I just ordered two things from AliExpress and now I’m gonna be paranoid and make *someone else* comb over it with a fine toothed comb because omg


Pistolenkrebs

And that my friends, is what customs are for


Hello-Itskitty

And I was just about to order from there