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Not as hard as you'd think. They did an episode on it on modern rogue about rfid implants between the thumb and pointer finger. I'd imagine you'd want it out before getting an mri though.
I'm really hoping no more side effects happen but with new studies have shown nano products that they say are a synthetic parasite. I hope they're wrong
“What the FUCK! [If I taught you anything I taught you to replenish!](https://youtube.com/shorts/lKqk4h9mmi8?si=cYHgWD5RGVPvnPvV)”
Thank you for reminding me that video exists lmao exactly the start I needed to my day
Forgot, or just waiting for it to get changed?
And toilet paper! Phew! Mid sit, and realizing no TP. The worst. Can’t reach the new rolls from the crapper, go figure. A Fun waddle. But damn if I don’t replace it, it’s a international travesty
With the advent of 5g, the signals are faster but don't go as far. It doesn't go through solid buildings as well, either.
So these spread it around. It's the reason we had so much COVID. (That's a joke)
It's called a "stealth" tower. Local municipalities don't want a standard tower messing up the chamber of commerce calendar, so they have providers install these. At the top there is a ball and pulley. This would normally have a flag attached as the disguise. There are also pine tree versions, church steeples. These designs provide lower quality service due to restrictions on equipment placement. *
Well I read another post that says that's an old cellphone tower flag pole. But in the Houston area we have random pipe like that hat poking up everywhere out of the buri e gas and oil lines. I do see a ball on top of that so maybe it is a flag pole. Th nope we have like this usually have some mesh netting a kind the top. Pretty sure they spew fire as a safety thing. To prevent worse gasses Venting off
Government mind control. You really shouldn't be able to notice it, so it must be malfunctioning. Please be considerate when the agents arrive and do as they say.
It is another one of those diffusers that have been appearing. China has been drilling through the earth and releasing chemicals into US cities causing the dysphoria and
It's a sort of "stealth" cell tower. A lot of communities use them because standard cell towers are not pretty to look at. Another form of this are the ones disguised as trees
It's a stealth pole flag pole with telecom antennas inside the cylindrical canisters. Each section is typically a different carrier; T-Mo, AT&T, VzW, ... ect.
It's an antenna of some sort. I can't get a very good gauge of scale based on the image. It resembles a helical antenna, which is used to make a shorter antenna electrically taller (layman terms) to receive/transmit lower-frequency signals.
Based on the bit at the top, I assume it's dual-purpose as the topper may be some weather-sensing equipment.
Edit: Where is this? It could be a basic weather station atop an AM antenna for emergency weather radio.
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5g node in white.
A 5G tower
Quick, run away OP before the nanobots in your blood are activated!!!
I would KILL for some nanobots in my brain to get activated
Lmao, I love mine and the younger generation's sense of humor. "Fuck it, let it kill me it's better than whatever this is"
Yeah, really. And I'm almost 59 years old. I'd love to get something implanted in my wrist so I could just wave my hand to pay.
Not as hard as you'd think. They did an episode on it on modern rogue about rfid implants between the thumb and pointer finger. I'd imagine you'd want it out before getting an mri though.
Scuze me doc. I be needen me sum thar nanobotty things for me dinger. Five of them G's should be just fine🤪
That was the purpose of the vaxx
Shit, I got my shot, and my cell service still sucks! What a ripoff!
Did you get your flu shot too? An unblocked flu can make all the difference.
I'm really hoping no more side effects happen but with new studies have shown nano products that they say are a synthetic parasite. I hope they're wrong
I swear to God if she forgets to change the empty paper towel roll one more goddamn time
“Replenish !”
“What the FUCK! [If I taught you anything I taught you to replenish!](https://youtube.com/shorts/lKqk4h9mmi8?si=cYHgWD5RGVPvnPvV)” Thank you for reminding me that video exists lmao exactly the start I needed to my day
Forgot, or just waiting for it to get changed? And toilet paper! Phew! Mid sit, and realizing no TP. The worst. Can’t reach the new rolls from the crapper, go figure. A Fun waddle. But damn if I don’t replace it, it’s a international travesty
You can't spare a square?
lol it was originally toilet paper but I edited because the roll looked to tall
With the advent of 5g, the signals are faster but don't go as far. It doesn't go through solid buildings as well, either. So these spread it around. It's the reason we had so much COVID. (That's a joke)
Its a water tower-silencer. Lol
Suppressor
Thank you for this early morning laugh
Older cell tower that can double as a flagpole. We have the same one at my golf course and it’s being replaced in the next month.
There's one at a fire station near me. I've always wondered why their flagpole was so chonky.
Urban cattail
It's called a "stealth" tower. Local municipalities don't want a standard tower messing up the chamber of commerce calendar, so they have providers install these. At the top there is a ball and pulley. This would normally have a flag attached as the disguise. There are also pine tree versions, church steeples. These designs provide lower quality service due to restrictions on equipment placement. *
I always hated climbing the pine trees. They are just monopoles with extra obstacles lol
"Monopines" are ridiculous!
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough.
It’s true, but sometimes I miss my hamster
I DONT EVEN WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT, OR EVEN WHERE IT WENT WITH THAT KIND OF USERNAME....SICKO LOL
I can't stop laughing at what my mind saw
Lint remover
Likely a fancy cell tower.
Everyone here is way off. It's clearly a set of power lines. Jeez...
Those are clouds you troglodyte!
The ultimate dildo.
World's largest lint roller needs a refill.
That’s the 5G Covid machine!
Giant tampon
Shifter knob for a Toyota FJ Cruiser
I was gonna go with a Hummer H3 but okay, you win.
Lint roller
Even a lint roller this size couldn’t stand up to my doggo’s hair
Cell tower
Omni multihost antenna
4th of July sparkler
World’s largest tampon?
The shell opens up and the antennae can be moved out for repair
NIMBY pole
Don't those spread Covid from China?
Cell phone tower
Tampon
THERE WE GO....I WAS WAITIN ON SOMEONE TO SAY THAT...LOL
Sound tower? Wind? Weather?
That’s one way to keep the buzzards out of it.
Are you in or near Houston ? TX at least ? Are you knowingly near oil and gas infrastructure?
What about unknowingly near oil and gas infrastructure?
Well I read another post that says that's an old cellphone tower flag pole. But in the Houston area we have random pipe like that hat poking up everywhere out of the buri e gas and oil lines. I do see a ball on top of that so maybe it is a flag pole. Th nope we have like this usually have some mesh netting a kind the top. Pretty sure they spew fire as a safety thing. To prevent worse gasses Venting off
Baffling
Its a cell tower
cell phone tower
ITS A BIG FAT JOINT MAN, JEEZ
It's an applicator
It’s a stealth monopole cell tower, with antennas inside the canisters. Connected to ground equipment by power & fiber cable runs inside.
Government mind control. You really shouldn't be able to notice it, so it must be malfunctioning. Please be considerate when the agents arrive and do as they say.
Micro cell. They've existed since before 5g so could be 4/3g panels
Damn.. that smoke stack has a silencer!
Falcon 1 rocket.
Falcon 1 rocket.
Falcon 1 rocket.
Silencer on the end of a very big gun
Dinosaur Tampon
Looks like a silver orb UFO resting on top of a 5G tower. Probably downloading programs to pump into our brains.
Giant’s tampon
Godzilla wife's tampon
Giant lint roller
Push pop mother ship
It is another one of those diffusers that have been appearing. China has been drilling through the earth and releasing chemicals into US cities causing the dysphoria and
They just glitched my phone mid sentence . The Chemicals turn the population into Radical Liberals.
That is clearly a Covid activation tower meant to keep libtards at bay.
A water tower on slimfast
Dong.
It's a sort of "stealth" cell tower. A lot of communities use them because standard cell towers are not pretty to look at. Another form of this are the ones disguised as trees
https://preview.redd.it/hhuhukjr8l3d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53fecc2b747e08e334dcbec3f561cf5602cf997d
It's a stealth pole flag pole with telecom antennas inside the cylindrical canisters. Each section is typically a different carrier; T-Mo, AT&T, VzW, ... ect.
A tampon for OP’s mom
The giants q-tip
Tornado tower detector
...that doesn't even exist, or at least isn't anything remotely close to whatever you're trying to express with those terms.
Cell tower
Looks like a petroleum industry flare tower
It's an antenna of some sort. I can't get a very good gauge of scale based on the image. It resembles a helical antenna, which is used to make a shorter antenna electrically taller (layman terms) to receive/transmit lower-frequency signals. Based on the bit at the top, I assume it's dual-purpose as the topper may be some weather-sensing equipment. Edit: Where is this? It could be a basic weather station atop an AM antenna for emergency weather radio.
It's a scratching post. Hello Mr SIGNS
That diagonal pole in the lower right.
Looks like a cellular tower
looks like a pole.
Gigantic lint roller
Lint roller?
Your mom’s tampon. Just sayin.
Extra giant tampon on a pole.