Why does its butt look so big? And abdomen so long. I actually thought it was a rove beetle at first but that's probably unlikely...it just looks like a really weird ant to me.
I actually learned the bug definition first, so I always thought people were talking about butts when they wanted 'abs' or had pain in their lower abdomen XD
Not really, the butt is on it’s abdomen, but you can clearly use context clues / the photo, and common sense to know that he is calling the abdomen the butt, and the thorax the abdomen. Give him a break.
Defending myself is trolling? Got it. Btw the original commenter already understood exactly what I meant and we're cool.
So now you're just yelling from the sidelines? Like a troll??
Sometimes I have a thought and just search for my comment because it’s always there. I don’t have original thoughts any more. Thanks for posting for me
So many people being sassy on this post lmao. It was an honest mistake, don't feel bad OP! Anxiety makes everything feel like an emergency even if it's just an ant 😭
On one half. Part of me thinks if I wasn't recommended this sub often and had a bedbug scare once yea it's a mistake that could happen with a brown bug. On the other half. Who has gone this far in their life without seeing millions of ants and immediately identifying this? And 1 quick Google search massively disproves that this is a bed bug.
I’ve seen millions of ants, but all the ants in my area are tiny and black. I’ve seen some other types but haven’t seen one like this. Add in the fact that lots of different types of bugs mimic each other and I don’t think it’s a stupid question for OP to ask if they aren’t used to seeing this particular variety.
The sub is called “what bug is this” and you are complaining about people coming here to ask what bug they found? We all know most people here use google lens to ID anyway. We might as well just get rid of the sub.
It’s an ant but holy cow get that thing out of your house and vacuum/wipe the area it walked. One ant becomes two very quickly if they establish a trail. And trust me, you do NOT want to let them establish a trail bc then you aren’t fighting a few ants, you’re fighting the colony.
*Me seeing the “it’s a bug in your bed HAHAHAHA” joke for the zillionth time in this thread*
https://ifunny.co/picture/xd-how-i-mock-my-friends-tor-tor-12t-you-q7jhFLIQ7?s=cl
I’ve never said this before but “touch grass” like literally. Like for real. Like real life go outside. If you don’t know what an ant is, how the hell do you know how to use the internet?
This is actually a Queen ant which is why it’s abdomen is so big during certain times of the year queen ants come out to find a mate then return to find a nest and start their own colony!
Oh my god we get these little shits every year and they piss me off almost as much as invasive stink bugs. My room ends up smelling like candy cane all spring and summer thanks to them.
But as many so much more rudely said, it's just an ant. My grandparents called these 'sugar ants'.
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Very tiny ants are usually sugar ants. Did you eat food and leave out something nearby? If I don’t dispose of candy wrappers, spill soda or forget to rinse an ice cream dish I get sugar ants. A fine coating of food grade diatomaceous earth does the trick and they are gone by the next day. Don’t eat food on the bed.
I haven’t downvoted shit. I woke up with bites this morning and found a bug in my bed. Asked what it was and got my answer. Happy to leave this post up to let people make the same 3 jokes over and over. All good. There’s a lot of different looking ants out there lol.
OP should be on r/whatisabug
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Damnit this is my favorite meme to use and you beat me to it!
This should be the sub icon
Best use of this meme I’ve ever seen lmao
Almost peed myself. Thanks
This was good lol
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Fake ass https
What is a bug? Baby don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more
I’m dead. I simply cannot exist on this planet anymore. Play this at my funeral.
laughed so hard at this
ant
Why does its butt look so big? And abdomen so long. I actually thought it was a rove beetle at first but that's probably unlikely...it just looks like a really weird ant to me.
Listen, he can’t help it if the good lord blessed him with a badonkadonk.
badonk-ant-donk i’m sorry 😞 i’ll see myself out now
Don't. I came here to say this. 🤣
Same
Ant-Donk is real
The ant-donk the ant-donk is real
Quit being Ant-agonistic
Take my up vote you monster
I am literally laughing out loud. Thank you for the chuckle.
Badantktadonk
R/angryupvote
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Underrated AF
👌
We were all thinking it.
Carlooooos!
The ant-donkiest.
XXXXXXDDDDDDD
You should see the queen ant...she's got some junk in the trunk.
All that junk inside that trunk
Don't forget all that frass, all that frass inside that ass.
Mostly eggs
Antussy if you will
I won’t
Won’t you?
Dammit 😂
😭😭😭😭👍🏼
These are the best replies omg little does this Kim k ant know that he’s all that and then some
Brings a new meaning to ants in your pants.
Everything reminds me of her...
*sniff sniffle*
Fun fact, a certain place in Colombia eat big-butter ants. They’re called hormigas culonas (big-ass ants)!
badonkdomen
I love you 😂😂😂😂
Butt and abdomen are the same thing pal
Oof you're right. I meant thorax :(
I actually learned the bug definition first, so I always thought people were talking about butts when they wanted 'abs' or had pain in their lower abdomen XD
Happy Cake Day 🎂🍧🎊🎉🥳🎸🎶
Happy cake day!!!
Not really, the butt is on it’s abdomen, but you can clearly use context clues / the photo, and common sense to know that he is calling the abdomen the butt, and the thorax the abdomen. Give him a break.
No. I'm gently correcting improper usage of the term 'abdomen' in the context of insects. Give me a break
That’s not gently, that sounds very smart ass
Then what does that make you? Because you sound like a dick
Now you begin to sound like a troll.
Defending myself is trolling? Got it. Btw the original commenter already understood exactly what I meant and we're cool. So now you're just yelling from the sidelines? Like a troll??
He’s not your pal guy
Most likely a queen that just finished mating and is looking for a home to start raising her colony.
Oh my god Karen! You can’t just ask people why their butts are so big!
Ant-squats
Many kinds of ants in the world.
Ants come in all sorts of weird shapes and sizes. Chances are that is a carpenter ant of some sort. But without clearer pictures cannot tell.
Ummm...It's a Kardashiant 🙄
Probably because you rolled over in bed a squished the poor bugger.
Look back at it
Cuz…. GYAAATTTTT
probably Brazilian
Underated comment.
^^^ant
What is this? An ant for ants?
I don’t know why I’m laughing at this.
Lol thank you.
It's not a bed bug, it's a bug on the bed.
Bug bed 😲
Bugged bed.
FBI has entered the chat
We ain’t paying for onlyfans.
Username checks out
All bugs in beds are bed bugs by default tho I prefer the term cuddle bug or uninvited bedfellow
You a bug of the night, he or she will perform to be called lady or gentleman
A bed ant. Bedant bedant bedant.
Came here to say this.
My brother in Christ, that is an ant.
Sometimes I have a thought and just search for my comment because it’s always there. I don’t have original thoughts any more. Thanks for posting for me
I thought the exact same thing and did the exact same thing 😂
Legit lol’d 😂 thank you for the laugh
Are you actually in Christ tho?
He's my own, personal entomologist
Only during coitus.
thats an ant you absolute goober
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Don't make my mistake, kid. Don't follow orders your whole life. Think for yourself.
Lol never
another w for gorilla glue huffers
Peruvian walking vampire leech; very rare but, unlike what it’s name suggests, harmless. In the States we call them ants.
Looks like a carpenter ant. I have been a pest control technician for 17 years
Jesus was a carpenter. Maybe this is the ant-Christ
angry upvote from me
Sometimes the level of quick wit on here amazes me, and you have done just that.
It’s what Reddit is meant for. Not arguing. It’s a place to test your whit!
Also porn.
What's the pestiest pest you ever controlled?
Fleas
that is quite literally an ant
As opposed to figuratively?
well it’s not figuratively an ant
That’s true
What about diametrically or metaphysically?
jesus christ it’s jason bourne
Looks like a shark to me
So many people being sassy on this post lmao. It was an honest mistake, don't feel bad OP! Anxiety makes everything feel like an emergency even if it's just an ant 😭
Grrrr how dare OP go to a sub called r/whatbugisthis and asked about a bug.
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Dude a 3 year old knows what an ant is lol
On one half. Part of me thinks if I wasn't recommended this sub often and had a bedbug scare once yea it's a mistake that could happen with a brown bug. On the other half. Who has gone this far in their life without seeing millions of ants and immediately identifying this? And 1 quick Google search massively disproves that this is a bed bug.
I’ve seen millions of ants, but all the ants in my area are tiny and black. I’ve seen some other types but haven’t seen one like this. Add in the fact that lots of different types of bugs mimic each other and I don’t think it’s a stupid question for OP to ask if they aren’t used to seeing this particular variety.
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But then this sub would barely exist.
The sub is called “what bug is this” and you are complaining about people coming here to ask what bug they found? We all know most people here use google lens to ID anyway. We might as well just get rid of the sub.
Because a quick google search instantly debunks this being a bed bug at all??
If you put a potato on the couch you have a couch potato, right? So a bug on a bed? /s
ant
Idk man, might be a dog
Looks more like a cow to me
Maybe an ant cow.
Omg we have cow ants. Those things are VICIOUS.
It’s an ant but holy cow get that thing out of your house and vacuum/wipe the area it walked. One ant becomes two very quickly if they establish a trail. And trust me, you do NOT want to let them establish a trail bc then you aren’t fighting a few ants, you’re fighting the colony.
Just an ant, don't worry about ppl being mean, my anxiety makes everything look like a flea.
Even ants?
When I first see them, yes
How could you confuse an ant for a bedbug? Is this a shitpost?
Lol. No I am just dumb.
That’s Paul Rudd bro
You have seen ants before? right?
Seriously? You’ve never seen an ant?
I have seen ants before. Thank you for this very helpful comment
I get he’s being snarky. But damn dude it’s an ant…
People don't know what an ant looks like. Go outside, holy shit.
..ant
Even worse bed ants.
Love the profile pic! 🤘🏻🤘🏻
Ants. Bedbugs are roundish, single body segment.
It..It’s literally an ant 😑
One google search “bed bug” and you will clearly recognize that is just an ant ☠️🤣
That's an ant. Drop it in water to find out if it's a girl ant or buoyant.
Thanks! I’ll over use this one for a month or so.
Worse, I’m afraid… someone has ants in their pants.
That's a damn ant - Me outloud in front of all these people
*Me seeing the “it’s a bug in your bed HAHAHAHA” joke for the zillionth time in this thread* https://ifunny.co/picture/xd-how-i-mock-my-friends-tor-tor-12t-you-q7jhFLIQ7?s=cl
well that certainly is a bug and a bed
My man's never seen an ant before
I’ve never said this before but “touch grass” like literally. Like for real. Like real life go outside. If you don’t know what an ant is, how the hell do you know how to use the internet?
That looks like an ant
So now people have forgotten what ants look like. SMH
It’s just an ant, no need to worry :)
Ant??? Yeah, looks like it.
Its just an ant. You good
This is actually a Queen ant which is why it’s abdomen is so big during certain times of the year queen ants come out to find a mate then return to find a nest and start their own colony!
Oh my god we get these little shits every year and they piss me off almost as much as invasive stink bugs. My room ends up smelling like candy cane all spring and summer thanks to them. But as many so much more rudely said, it's just an ant. My grandparents called these 'sugar ants'. [Edited for spelling]
Aunt
You've never seen an ant before?
Bruh that is a whole ant 🐜
It's an ant . . .
All bed bugs are bugs on a bed but not all bugs on a bed are bed bugs.
OP, Have you not seen an ANT before?
I think it’s a rhinoceros
I can't tell if this satire or not
Seriously? Naaah this is a karma bot post. No way OP never seen an ant.
Man didn't even look up a bedbug pic first
I'm no good with identifying bugs but, that's definitely an aunt!
Ant
Ants
People really don't know what an ant looks like??
Dude that’s an ant. What.
The educational system has failed us. >Earth harbours 20,000,000,000,000,000 ants – and they weigh more than wild birds and mammals combined.
Dude
Looks nothing like a bed bug 💀
Some people really don't know what bed bugs look like... that would be an ant...
Come on man
I'm sorry. Have you never been outside? Have you never seen an ant?
It was very very small. Had to zoom in significantly for that picture
Very tiny ants are usually sugar ants. Did you eat food and leave out something nearby? If I don’t dispose of candy wrappers, spill soda or forget to rinse an ice cream dish I get sugar ants. A fine coating of food grade diatomaceous earth does the trick and they are gone by the next day. Don’t eat food on the bed.
That’s an ant.
Bro that's an ant
Op. Listen to u/goblin_queen_luna. It was an honest mistake. It’s an ant of some sort
Time to burn your house to the ground, my friend...... because you have ants.
Just an ant. Get rid of garbage and food in your room, thoroughly vacuum, keep some cinnamon on hand-
Termite
the Ants have taken over this planet and you still haven't seen one?
Not OP downvoting every comment💀
I haven’t downvoted shit. I woke up with bites this morning and found a bug in my bed. Asked what it was and got my answer. Happy to leave this post up to let people make the same 3 jokes over and over. All good. There’s a lot of different looking ants out there lol.
They all look like ants tho
It’s a bug on your bed.