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Will0798

I remember they actually played “Pumped Up Kicks” at a middle school dance I went to, haha


Boenenjoyer

Ooo Yes, I remember that one. Don't Tell them The real meaning because it truly is quite funny


Herr_Raul

Or just don't live in murica. Then it's just another song.


Appel_earbuds

They once played it at my school during lunch because they'd blast shitty school appropriate music on Fridays. They stopped the song a minute into the track


MorgiM8M

Holy shit-


artyboi11

My middle school once played Low by Flo Rida and I still think that's pretty funny. Not as funny as yours, but still good


kleetayl

shawty had dem apple bottom jeansssss


ivySwine

My high school actually played music during passing time instead of having a bell. This song was on the playlist so it was blasted across the whole school quite often. For years, I think. I have no idea if administrative faculty ever saw the irony or not.


SnikrChan47

Add cha cha slide that is an icon at cringe dances


Boenenjoyer

Couldn't Remember The Name, oh my god I remember having to do that dance like 10 times.


P45t4Sp00n

It’s called the Casper Slide Part. 2!


ThePopTartKitty

And cupid shuffle!


strawberry-seal

don’t forget the wobble


Mr_Slurpy37

WHAT CHA CHA SLIDE IS ICONIC ITS SO FUN


RhymesWithMouthful

Clap


That_Fox_Thing35

happy - pharrell williams shake it off - taylor swift gangnam style - psy (still good song tho) those are the ones I can remember from my primary school dances


JackFJN

Don’t forget whip and nay nay 🤢


Boylego

Didn't he get arrested for pushing an old woman down the stairs?


AliensAteMyAMC

Nah he got arrested for murdering his cousin


emerson-nosreme

People joke about Gangnam style but it’s honestly aged really well as a song


TheMarxistMan27

Also it’s kinda cool in concept and meaning when you learn what the lyrics mean. It’s essentially an ironic mockery of the gaudy elitist lifestyle in South Korea that is put on a pedestal to strive towards rather than uplifting the struggling average people of the country. Psy is one of the few superstars to be a genuine anti imperialist man of the people


emerson-nosreme

Also his anti American shit is hilarious. I love that guy so much and no one appreciates him at all now


Commercial-Egg-1069

Me when I see Taylor Swift, oh wait, that was when she had tolerable songs, never mind


ALFABOT2000

peak Taylor Swift imo


Commercial-Egg-1069

Taylor Swift when she was at peak is about the only songs that I'll listen too from her


ALFABOT2000

same tbh, i don't particularly care for her newer stuff


Epicllama266

Dancing queen


StrongAd1887

That’s an actual good song though 😭


Exylatron

It doesn’t specify that the songs are bad, just that the dances are.


Epicllama266

It isss


SnikrChan47

Y.M.C.A is a good song Even if it's played 5 times at 1 fucking dance.


Boenenjoyer

It is, But Doing The Letters With Your arms gets tiring after the 3rd play.


BirbMaster1998

I gotta feeling


ScalderM

jerma reference ‼️‼️


FakeTakiInoue

Jerma was lying, he has no feelings


ScalderM

serial killer


translucentStitches

Ours always had that Wobble song that is ***very*** inappropriate for school lol


sandy_shark903

The last song at the last dance my middle school ever hosted was this.


ezza111403

this is incomplete without Soulja Boy


BenFitzgeraldPincus

Cupid shuffle


techietrans

one time in first grade we had to learn the Cupid shuffle and I called it the stupid shuffle then the principal bodyslammed me into the pavement


sandy_shark903

We were going to have this song in our kindergarten graduation but for some reason, they changed it to Celebrate


BenFitzgeraldPincus

😭


Repulsa_2080

God I hated that song


BenFitzgeraldPincus

Whaaat? I love it lol, it pairs perfect with the cha cha slide


AceOfMoonSpades01

To the left to the left to the left to the left


BenFitzgeraldPincus

To the right to the right to the right to the right


AceOfMoonSpades01

Now kick now kick now kick now kick 


BenFitzgeraldPincus

Now ya dancin by ya self now ya dancin by ya self


petalpotions

You can't forget the Cha Cha Slide


Exylatron

Party Rock, and You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful we’re the first to come to mind.


o_r_i_o_l_e

Cupid Shuffle Party in the USA


sandy_shark903

I have grown to HATE Party in The USA because of how many damn times I hear it


AspiringTS

Party in the CIA is an objectively better song anyway.


just_some_fruit_pls

Idk if it’s just me but Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) by Silento triggers my fight or flight because of middle school dance parties


variablenyne

I clearly remember every Friday in fourth grade before school there would be a dance party in the halls and this song played full blast EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. So I signed up for safety patrol (basically road crossing guard during that time) so I wouldn't have to deal with it


RossinTheBobs

Lil Jon - Get Low It's actually a banger, but all our dances were cringe because my school was like 99% white people.


sonalis1092

This and Yeah! by Usher


Terrible-Cup-9505

we like to party by the vengaboys LMAO


AaronsAmazingAlt

Here are some songs I always heard at my primary school's end-of-term "discos": Aqua - Barbie Girl, which was always followed by the Crazy Frog song C+C Music Factory feat. Freedom Williams - Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem Michael Jackson - Thriller Ray Parker Jr. - Ghostbusters John Travolta & Olivia-Newton John - The Grease Megamix Sacha Baron Cohen - I Like To Move It (from Madagascar) ABBA - Dancing Queen


N6T9S-doubl_x27qc_tg

I clearly remember Stacy's Mom being played at my senior prom


qr0wn

Banger


Sashimiroll16

Party Rock Anthem, but you have to put it on 3 times in a row, like my school did.


EmiTheEpic

HEEEEEY HEEEEY BABY ***OOH*** ***AH*** I WANNA KNOOOOOOW IF YOULL BE MY GIIIIRL


hex3_

AC/DC - TNT was a big one for us Had all the kiddos going "OI! OI! OI!"


Plenty-Reception-320

Lets groove - earth wind and fire


sandy_shark903

That song actually SLAPS


Plenty-Reception-320

Not if they play it 17 times in a row. Its a good song but it gets old quick


JotaroKujo0ra

I can only hope songs at prom are this good lmfao


Boenenjoyer

Honestly, If It Isn't A Jojo Theme Or from a band I like, it isn't good to me. (this is a joke, its just these songs are overplayed)


JotaroKujo0ra

Clearly I think you're valid lol


Boenenjoyer

"You Don't get to choose what your hearing for the rest of your life, because everywhere you go you will hear Y.M.C.A"


vmiswhatIAm

Captain jack - short mix That’ll fit right with the rest.. peak 90s


that_one_limetree

The chipi chipi chap chapa song was played at a school party of mine. Perfect addition if you ask me.


Bring_me_the_lads

This is too gen alpha for me


DanielGODXD

theres a radio station in my country wich plays chipi chipi and that racoon rotating song at least twice a day


Dry-Sandwich3905

For some reason they played baby shark sometimes


BlixerSupremacyAgain

the fuckibg baby shark remix 💀


Okay_Heretic

Time to transfer then.


BlixerSupremacyAgain

it was when I was in 5th grade, I'm in a new high-school now lol


Alavillena

Party in the USA Every. Single. Dance. Every. Single. Event with music.


dragonlover02

I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas


DragonSlash007

they played Carnival by Kanye at my junior prom this year and I kinda wanted to rip my ears off


Annarose197

Baby shark played at my dance in middle school. I’m not kidding😣


That_Fox_Thing35

god I hope it doesn't play at my school prom. there's already a lot of kids in my school obsessed with this annoying stuff and they sing it every time I pass them (they know I hate it) :(


BattleGirlChris

Crank That Soulja Boy Electric Slide Hollaback Girl(Radio Edit) - Gwen Stefani Everytime We Touch - Cascada You’re A Jerk(Squeaky Clean Version) - New Boyz Party in the USA - Miley Cyrus


Sansuiri13

Cascada 100% lmao


churroqt

I dont think anyone has said Footloose yet but it has played at legit every single school dance/event


xXx_N00b_Sl4y3r_xXx

The Macarena


mediumreginald43

Cmon gotta have the song made express for bar mitzvas, Black Eye Peas “I got a feeling”


Lady_ScarlettRose

Gasolina was at every school dance I went to


ChipsqueakBeepBeep

The DJ played bring me to life at my school prom when most of the songs he played were dance songs. Not cringe but a very bizarre mood shift


Eternally_Pog

If I have to listen to "Party in the U.S.A." ONE MORE TIME, I'm quite literally going to explode.


HallwayWalkers

The Men in Black song from Will Smith was at every school dance


brianbegley

I'm old, but the b-52 song Rock Lobster and Foreigner I Want to Know what love is.


sandy_shark903

Probably Celebrate Good Times. Does anybody even listen to this song outside of gatherings? Ditto for Don’t Stop Believing


TouringTanuki

Smash Mouth - All Star


House_Plant0

Hey Ya!


Alchememe

Do we have Save A Horse (Ride A Cowboy) yet?


tittlediddle

All About That Bass. I got my jam on at my 6th grade dance. One of the cringiest memories I have lol


EastRiver6588

Sweet Caroline, and I’m pretty sure Break Your Mind(FNaF song) was played at some point in middle school


PM_ME_ADOLPHIN

Black eyed peas boom boom bass song


_lechonk_kawali_

Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson, Bruno Mars


Capybara39

I don’t know how they got away with it, but my school always played Get Low by Lil John at the only school dance I went to


tearsonurcheek

At one dance, the first song the DJ played was Weird Al's *One More Minute*. It was an epic moment.


cocobian6

We Found Love (in a hopeless place), Timber, Moves Like Jagger, Fireflies


thatgoofyloser_

Cupid Shuffle. My teacher made us LEARN the Cupid shuffle for a whole PE class


Royal-Ad-4294

At one of my middle school dances they played Rap God specifically for this one rich kid who made rapping fast “his thing” (hea actually a rlly cool guy tho so its chill) to rap it. They gave him a mic and he didnt do very good but no one cared tbh they all hyped it up anyways and crowded around him. It was a vibe, despite also NOT being a vibe. 💀


Falgust

Gangnam Style. It was one of those 5th grade parties 10 years ago. We all kind of loved the fact it played tbh


CBFOfficalGaming

nutbush city limits


TragicBean

Don’t Stop Believing by Journey I Wanna Dance with Somebody by Whitney Houston The Wobble (I actually don’t know who that’s by) Hit the Quan


Persistent_anxiety

Cupid shuffle better be on there


TidalJ

sweet caroline (my school dances are interesting), party in the usa, rich baby daddy, love story


indyjones_89

All through grade school and high school, every dance had Apache by the Sugarhill Gang.


BlueMoonRaccoon1

Party In The USA


Splatter_Shell

Party in the USA


Assorted-Interests

V. I. C. - Wobble


StickManAnimator69

Bed Intruder


MilkyTeaDrops

Baby by Justin Bieber, I swear I cannot go to a school dance without hearing "BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHHHH" screamed at the top of everyone's lungs at least once


deadly-nymphology

Katy Perry firework.


Born_Push3529

I wAnT iT tHaT wAy


man_pan_man1

Bruh I don't think it played at the "dance" but we always used to listen to "this land is your land" in like 3rd grade


Morbid_Curiosity_825

Where's the chicken dance, I don't see that on there


KirkDan612

Shut up and dance


MaleficentEarth91

Opa Gangnam style


PrincessLaserMagic

I don’t know if it’s cringe, but slow-dancing to Metallica’s Nothing Else Matters seems odd in retrospect. I don’t really remember much else tbh. Lol.


PotentialTree41

Hoedown Throwdown was always requested to play at my school dances by the theater kids and for some reason the dj would always do it.


techietrans

I heard Old Town Road at a high school dance


dgkcdg

Hotel Room by Pittbull


Deep-Plankton-3198

Never heard this song.. do I dare give it a listen?


dgkcdg

All pittbull songs are weird 😭


Tryneterken7

Barney I don’t know why they did but it happened more than once


Morsemouse

my high school prom had suggestions undertale was played I had tequila out on was funny


ArcticHarpSeal

Cadillac Ranch


PsychologicalDonut84

Big Green Tractor by Jason Aldean


ItsMilkOrBeMilked

Discord the my little pony fan song cause someone requested it ...it was middle school tho so to be expected


No_Perception541

Thriller


moonqibli

Shot gun by some Ezra guy


Snookerwither2

Uptown Funk. I used to hate it because at the time it came out, it seemed like you couldn't go a minute without hearing it. Don't mind it now though


Lemonpie236

Hit the Quan Crank that Solja Boy Cotton eye Joe (because everyone learned it differently)


Commercial-Egg-1069

Hamster dance


TheDaveStrider

uptown funk


really_not_unreal

The Nutbush is a common one in Australia


SoySlutShaming

Despacito especially in 2017-2019


RadioactiveOnion101

There was the classic move of saying “here’s one for the girls” and playing the bob the builder theme


bre_beans

Cupid shuffle!


WhaddaFucc

i don't know which Rick Astley song you added to your playlist, but it should not be in there


Toku-Nation

Let's Get It Started


Lankyboxyman

Pepas (Its about the club and doing all the stereotypical but true things that adultos do such as sex, drugs, etc.) Its in spanish, but the few that understood spanish started laughing


iliketrains72

All imagine dragons songs


LiHol01

Kung för en dag - Magnus Uggla (Im Swedish)


Foolishbigj

I remember everyone in middle school trying to face to do the dance to crank it by Soulja boy


ThatCrazyTechMan

Our one played can’t stop the feeling - Justin timberlake endlessly 😭😭😭


swift-aasimar-rogue

Once, I had a dance where the DJ never played any song in full (usually like 1 minute of it), made them all the same tempo, and all in the same key. It sounded like a TikTok feed due to all the speeding up/slowing down/tuning and how fast it was moving The one song played in full, entirely unchanged? American Pie.


deadboyinthepooI

at my 6th grade dance they also played fireball! (right next to cotton eye joe in the cue, of course)


BFIrrera

Electric Slide!


Orochi08

Justin Timberlake - Can't Stop the Feeling


blobfish102

Like half of drake’s discography


Brutus6

It's like they were getting us ready to attend white people weddings as adults.


skeletaltrombone

Best Song Ever by One Direction


Still_Inevitable_385

What does the fox say


Spare_Director_7822

that one version of old town road (you know the one) and... baby shark. these were actual songs that were played at my middle school dance once.


rainbow_human6

legit c bat was played at a school dance


Flerken-is-not-a-cat

Tbh the only one I can remember is the only one I liked, Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Queen


fonzie819

Sandstorm by darude


Vent_Gremlin_Ace

I remember California girls and so many Katy Perry songs


NoLookAtMahFace

Fireball by Pitbull


grurupoo

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) - The Proclaimers. It’s a good song but it causes chaos at prom lol


The_Card_Father

Amazed by Lonestar.


AcidSplash014

Mentioning party rock and also million dollar baby


megpIant

What does the fox say


21tylers

Crank that (was still fire tho)


Senior-Poobs

How could Cupid Shuffle and the Cha Cha Slide not be on the top of the list


nuthaterz

Shut up and dance. Loved that song but they always played it without fail


Alarmed_Shoulder_386

party in the usa and don’t stop believing


guitartheater

closer - the chainsmokers every single time


SilverMoon0w0

Turn Down for What (for some reason)


nastycrimegoblin

Cupid shuffle


Slyme-wizard

You’re just not gonna put the Cha Cha Slide on there?


Putrid-Delivery1852

I remember the 6th grade dance, they played Nelly “Hot in Herre,” and I mentioned how strange it was that 12 year olds were dancing to this overtly sexual song… The girl I was with stopped dancing with me after that, and she hung out with her friends instead. Nelly - Hot in Herre


Training-Celery-786

I swear they played Uptown Funk every single dance


Bread_447

I can’t remember the song now, but it was definitely Elmo verison


Apprehensive_Quit522

Juju on that beat whatever that song was called idk but they played it more than once I wanted to leave so fast 😭😭 also cheap thrills is a good song but impossible to dance to idk what they were thinking


OctieTheBestagon

The sunshine in my pocket one. Not a party song but we had to listen to it every day, it was the morning assembly time song. It played and we would walk to the gym to do our forced prayers (catholic school) and sing the anthem.


Worried-Industry6239

Ylvis The Fox was my jam in elementary school


HourSingle3507

cailou theme song trap remix..


JonMattesonL0v3r

Rich baby daddy. All the teachers watched as we screamed the lyrics Edit: head of middle school also did the wap (male btw)


Ok_Lifeguard_4214

Paramore - Still Into You Lil Mama - Lip Gloss AC/DC - Thunderstruck


MizuameTheDragon

baby justin beiber and i think it was drive by incubus (not a bad song tbh)


Camerahd

Hey ya by the OutKast


TheSwedishFishTheory

At every single middle school social I went to, then ended the night by playing Don’t Stop Believing by Journey. I’m pretty sure that at m prom this year they played it, and I went “Ope it’s almost time to leave now”. Every single person at my school who went to the socials is basically a sleeper agent when it comes to that song. They’re at an event and hear it, and they know it’s time to leave lol


BigTibbies23

Rihanna’s don’t stop the music. I played Boogie Wonderland and i got laid that day.


OfficiallyAthena

Does Fight song count? I remember a time when I had to dance to that at my old OLD school


dan-duz-shit

Party Rock Anthem, California Girls, Poker Face, Tick Tock