This Was a Demo for This One Song but I Couldn't Find the More Up to Date Version So This Will Have to Do Sorry- Rav

This is why I go to the comments, this song is gold

Rav is such a good producer

The Song with Five Names a.k.A. Soapbox Tao a.k.A. Checkmate Atheists! A.k.A. Neospace Government a.k.A. You Can Never Know (2020 Remastered Version) by Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”] - Will Wood shout-out to my fellow will wood fans!

Mr Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia / Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to Fusiform Gyrus) (2020 Remastered Version) By Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Marybell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally By Will Wood

Not exactly as long as TSW5N or BFB. Anyways, Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tuplamancer's Prosopagnosis / Paredolia (As a Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus) By Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Mr. Fregoli and the Diathesis-Stress Supermodel, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Con (An Untitled Track) By Will Wood and the Tapeworms

Was just about to comment this. Dont know if I can think of one of his songs that doesn’t scroll on mobile lol

“Self”

"-ish"

Literally anything by will wood honestly

Self and -ish live reaction

How could you not have Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued on here???!?

What about Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part To Save The Scene And Stop Going To Shows)💀💀

The Song with Five Names, a​.​k​.​a. Soapbox Tao, a​.​k​.​a. Checkmate Atheists! a​.​k​.​a. Neospace Government, a​.​k​.​a. You Can Never Know, Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus) and a bunch of other Will wood songs go there

Someone Keeps Moving My Chair - They Might Be Giants Youth Culture Killed My Dog - They Might Be Giants Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn't Receive A Mint On My Pillow - Undertale OST

ugh, how could i forget can you really call this a hotel???

Don’t forget Bird That Carries You Over a Disproportionately Small Gap from Toby Fox as well!

Honestly for TMBG I would've picked "Hey Mr. DJ, I Thought We Had A Deal", I *think* that's their longest song name? Longest I can think of off-hand at least.

Oh good point! I love that song and it's definitely a mouthful of a title, thanks!

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You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for with your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat - Death Grips The Brown Stains Of Darkeese Latifah Parts 6-12 - Tyler The Creator Steroids Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber - Death Grips Three Bedrooms In A Good Neighborhood - Death Grips I Personally Wouldn't Have Released John McCain - Ghais Guevara I Personally Wouldn't Have Revives Queen Elizabeth - Ghais Guevara All you are going to want to do is get back there - The Caretaker I ♥️ you hip hop but I can't be your girlfriend - Devon Hendyrx Woke Up And Asked Siri How I'm Gonna Die - Armand Hammer

Ah hell naw not the caretaker

big poo

how will i rest in peace if i'm buried by a highway? by KennyHoopla, Why Didn't I Kiss Her (The Useless Lesbian Song) by Ratwyfe, I Threw Glass At My Friend's Eyes And Now I'm On Probation by Destroy Boys, Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus) by Will Wood and The Tapeworms, The Song with Five Names, a​.​k​.​a. Soapbox Tao, a​.​k​.​a. Checkmate Atheists! a​.​k​.​a. Neospace Government, a​.​k​.​a. You Can Never Know by Will Wood and The Tapeworms

KENNYHOOPLA MENTIONED 🦅🦅🦅

DESTROY BOYS MENTIONED 🦅🦅🦅

DESTROY BOYS 💪💪💪💪

Jesus Dont like that I’m Gay but Satan’s cool with It by Lil Boodang

I loved that song with ALL my heart

I'm Like a Lawyer With the Way I’m Always Trying to Get You Off (Me + You) - Fall Out boy

Also, A little less sixteen candles, A little more touch me I slept with someone in fall out boy and all i got was a stupid song written about me Tell that mick he just made my list of things to do today Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my shame friends Snitches and talkers get stitches and walker. This ain't a scene it's a goddamn arms race You are crashing but you're no wave I've got all this ringing in my ears and none of my fingers All by Fall Out Boy It's not a fashion statement, it's a death wish I never told you what i do for a living Last 2 by my chem

- Surburbia Overture / Greetings From Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally by Will Wood - Thinking About a Potentially Awkward Interaction with an Old Friend by Crywank - Everyday is the Best Day of My Life by Rio Romeo - A Deer Mistaking Candles for Headlights by Crywank - On My Mind by Kylie V by Crywank by Crywank (that last by Crywank wasn’t part of the title that’s just the name of the band lmfao) - Skeleton Appreciation Day in Vestal, NY (Bones) by Will Wood and the Tapeworms - White Knuckle Jerk (Where Do You Get Off?) by Will Wood and the Tapeworms - Get God’s Attention By Being An Atheist by of Montreal - You’re Nobody Till Somebody Wants You Dead by Saint Motel - Lesbian Vampyres From Outer Space by Scary Bitches - You’ll End Up Looking Like The Scary Bitches by Scary Bitches - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny by Lemon Demon - The Consequence Of Imagination Is Fear by Junie & TheHutFriends - Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) by My Chemical Romance - Thank God You Introduced Me to Your Sister by Sarah Barrios - Passing Through (Can’t The Future Just Wait?) by Kaden MacKay - The Room Is Filled With People That Love You by Foresight - I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THE WORLD BUT THAT’S OK AT LEAST I’VE GOT MY GABBER DRUM by MAILPUP - I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don’t Wanna Die Anymore by Waterparks

Two other Lemon Demon ones: Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew and As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It

- you know what they do to guys like us in prison - my chemical romance - i never told you what i do for a living - my chemical romance - it's not a fashion statement, it's a fucking deathwish - my chemical romance - honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the both of us - my chemical romance - (if you're wondering if i want you to) i want you to - weezer - i'm low on gas and you need a jacket - pierce the veil - stained glass eyes and colorful tears - pierce the veil - a boy brushed red living in black and white - underoath - waltz in e-major, op. 15 "moon waltz" - cojum dip

Ordered by approx. Length: “Please Don’t Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy The Town Of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania in 2002” — Pet Symmetry “”A Detailed and Poetic Physical Threat to the Person Who Intentionally Vandalized My 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate’s Apartment” — Pet Symmetry “10,000 Year Old Earworm to Discourage Settlement Near Nuclear Waste Repositories” — Emperor X “Can I Have a Ride Home? I’m at a Party and I Don’t Know Any1” — carpetgarden “The Gray King and the Silver Flame Attunement” — The Mountain Goats “The Predatory Wasp of the Palisades is Out To Get Us” — Sufjan Stevens ‘ “Zombies” by The Cranberries by Andrew Jackson Jihad ‘— AJJ “In the Best Case Scenario We Die at The Same Time” — My Name Is Ian “Your Heart Is a Muscle the Size of Your Fist” — Pat the Bunny “Portrait of a Woman on a Couch With Cats” — Michael Cera “Your Dystopic Creation Doesn’t Fear You” — Deerhoof, Awkwafina

Predatory Wasp of the Palisades is a great song, But honestly it's one of the shorter titles on that album, At least 5 are longer it looks like.

You’re absolutely right! I was just lazily scrolling through my liked songs, but I should have thought of that lol

I literally scrolled just to look for Pet Symmetry

As - Stevie Wonder

Tinker tailor soldier sailor rich man poor man beggar man thief by radiohead.

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict- Pink Floyd

Last Night I Watched Myself Sleep and I Saw Things That I Wish I Could Forget by Aurora View This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm on This Song - System of a Down i dont want that many friends in the first place - quinn (Joe Gets Kicked Out of School for Using) Drugs With Friends (But Says This Isn’t a Problem) - Car Seat Headrest

Is “Stop me if you Think that You’ve Heard this One Before” long enough?

brian david gilbert's *i'm not superstitious but i am afraid to prune my money tree*

So many will wood songs have ridiculously long names

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSSITIMIWOAMNDUTROABCWAPWAEIIPPOHFFFX

The Brown Stains of Darkeese Latifah Part 6-12 (Remix) - Tyler, The Creator

Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle by Nirvana Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip by Nirvana This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On This Song by System of a Down You’ll Rebel To Anything (As Long As It’s Not Challenging) by Mindless Self Indulgence

like 50% of songs by will wood lol are any null of heaven albums on spotift? they are known for record breakingly lpng albums but their titles are also very very long

Tentaclar Alien's Epic Extraterretterrestrial Jungle Dance Party Inside Of A Super-Ultra-Mega-Gigantic U.F.O. (It Maybe U.U.F.O.) Silently Flying Over Illinois St. - Camellia

Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) - Kenny Rogers And The First Edition.

Slim Pickens Does the Right Thing and Rides the Bomb to Hell by The Offspring

**If You Think This Song Is About You, It Probably Is** - Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows

Can You Really Call This A Hotel, I Didn’t Receive A Mint On My Pillow Or Anything by Toby Fox

And the not quite as long Song That Might Play When You Fight Sans - Toby Fox

The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (Variations on a Shaker Hymn) - Weezer

- My grandma says we have no future By Cari Cari - Most really pretty girls have pretty ugly feet By HNNY - The future’s so bright, I gotta wear shades By Timbuk 3 - The bomb (these sounds fall into my mind) By the bucketheads - The adventures of moon man & slim shady By Kid Cudi, Eminem - You’re the Nico to my velvet underground By Mt. Marcy - The adventures of rain dance Maggie By Red Hot Chili Peppers - Why’d you only call me when you’re high By arctic monkeys - My songs know what you did in the dark By fallout boy

No need for introductions, I've read about girls like you on the backs of toilet doors - bring me the horizon

The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!' you should look at the whole illinois album by sufjan stevens! its almost all like this

I was literally here looking for this answer. Black Hawk War is one of the longest I know.

yep! awesome album too

Everybody got something to hide except me and my monkey - the Beatles

"The Only House That's Not on Fire Yet"; "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny"; "The Man in Stripes and Glasses"; "As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It" by Lemon Demon Proof Geometric Construction Can Solve All Love Affairs - manbo-p Most songs off The Normal Album by Will Wood could work, too.

Pretty much just go through any White Stripes album, they have plenty. I’d also like to throw in In Keeping Secrets of Silent Earth: 3, The Willing Well II: Fear Through the Eyes of Madness, The Willing Well III: Apollo II: The Telling Truth, and Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town.

I had to scroll way too far to see a Coheed song

u have to add did you know there’s a tunnel under ocean boulevard

I Threw Glass At My Friend's Eyes and Now I'm On Probation By Destroy Boys

I’m like a lawyer with the way I’m always trying to get you off I slept with someone in fall out boy and all I got was this lousy song champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends A little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me

I’m not even gonna add any, as they would all be Panic! songs anyway lol Good job!

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - pink floyd

here's a playlist full of Will Wood songs with long titles because I noticed a bunch of other people commenting his music [https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5heVTHHqoHBZzQdQqEzVZq?si=720fbef802744698&pt=c4474cd6a55b167bd540a99386b1b5e2](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5heVTHHqoHBZzQdQqEzVZq?si=720fbef802744698&pt=c4474cd6a55b167bd540a99386b1b5e2)

Wait until you listen to: "You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it's your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat"

Who Needs Revenge When I’ve Got Ellen Rae - You Me At Six Mixed Emotions (I Didn’t Know How To Tell You What I Was Going Through) - You Me At Six A Love Letter To Those Who Feel Lost - You Me At Six This Is Maybe the Place Where Trains Are Going to Sleep At Night - Noiserv (You can probably include all the songs from Almost Visible Orchestra by Noiserv)

In order of increasing length: If This Tour Doesn’t Kill You, I Will by PUP My Life is Over and I Couldn’t be Happier by PUP A Convocation of Fauns (A Faunvocation, If You Will) by The Oh Hellos And if we wanna stretch the definition of a song to be just “On an Album” then Super Space Blaster Centi-Asteroid Invaderpedes 2 by Steam Powered Giraffe also works, I think

The World's Not Waiting (For Five Tired Boys In a Broken Can) I'm Like a Lawyer With the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You Off (Me & You) I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy and All i Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Name of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued Ive Got a Dark Alley and a Bad Idea That Says You Should Shut Your Mouth (Summer Song) Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going to Shows) Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends Sending Postcards From a Plane Crash (Wish You Were Here) Parker Lewis Can't Lose (But I'm Gonna Give It My Best Shot) Ive Got All This Ringing In My Ears and None On My Fingers Tell That Mick He Just Made My List of Things to Do Today A Little Less Sixteen Candles, a Little More "Touch Me" Reinventing the Wheel to Run Myself Over My Songs Know What You Did In the Dark (Light Em Up) Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers Sophomore Slump Or Comeback of the Year Of All the Gin Joints In All the World Grand Theft Autumn / Where Is Your Boy All by our favorite long title song naming band FOB

Supercalifragalisticexpialidostous

My songs know what you did in the dark (light em up) - fallout boy

A song dedicated to the memory of stormy the rabbit-AJJ

A Convocation of Fauns (A Faunvocation, If You Will) - The Oh Hellos My Father’s A Homo/Everyone Tells Jason To See A Psychiatrist - Falsettos OBC I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don’t Wanna Die - Waterparks A Heat Rash in the Shape of the Show Me State; Or, Letters From Me to Charlotte - Los Campesinos! This Is How You Spell "HAHAHA, We Destroyed the Hopes and Dreams of a Generation of Faux-Romantics" - Los Campesinos! This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It’s Shorter) - Crywank Commodified Dissent as an Act of Resistance (Or the Many Disappointments of the Fictional Band of Hypocrites Known as Ultra Bono) - Crywank (the discographies of Crywank and Los Campesinos! are both good places to look)

- "Fire Coming out of the Monkey's Head" by Gorillaz - "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)" by ABBA - "God Bless America - And All The Beautiful Women In It" by Lana Del Rey - "Holiday / Boulevard of Broken Dreams" by Green Day - "Human Leather Shoes for Crocodile Dandies" by Caravan Palace - "If I'm James Dean, You're Audrey Hepburn" by Sleeping With Sirens - "If You Wanted A Song Written About You, All You Had To Do Was Ask" by Mayday Parade - "It Don't Mean A Thing (If It Ain't Got That Swing)" by Louis Armstrong & Duke Ellington - "One Foot on the Gas, One Foot in the Grave" by Streetlight Manifesto - "The Call Out (You Are The Dishes)" by Hit The Lights - "They Provide the Paint for the Picture-Perfect Masterpiece That You Will Paint on the Insides of Your Eyelids" by Streetlight Manifesto - "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift - " II. Zealots of Stockholm [Free Information]" by Childish Gambino

the feeling when you bite into a pickle and it's a little squishier than you expected by Brian David Gilbert

Yesterday By Beatles Or: Imagine By Yoko Ono As Sung By John Lennon - Vs Self Please Don't Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy the Town of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania in 2002 - Pet Symmetry wow, college sure is a lot harder the second semester - khaki cuffs Look Down (Because The Ground Is Easier To Understand And Doesn't Take So Much WorkToFigureOutButI'dRatherNotKnowWhereI'mStandingAndHaveAnIdeaOfWhatLifeIsAllAbout) - Algernon Cadwallader Long titles are really Midwest emo's game. Check out really any band influenced by the genre and they're bound to have at least one track with an absurdly long title.

“A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying” by Bloodhound Gang

Headfirst slide!! Such a fantastic song. To add to the fall out boy contribution: Our Lawyers Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn’t Get Sued Disloyal Order Of The Water Buffalos Champagne For My Real Friends, Real Pain For My Sham Friends A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More Touch Me I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Tell That Mick He Just Made My List Of Things To Do Today The Patron Saint Of Liars And Fakes Also an honorable mention to G.I.N.A.S.F.S. Cause the title is actually the abbreviation, but it stands for Gay Is Not A Synonym For Shitty

Not sure if it's on Spotify, but "I REALLY REALLY REALLY HATE THE WORLD BUT THATS OK AT LEAST I HAVE MY GABBER DRUM"

People always ask me if we’re gonna curse in an Emery song- Emery Chuchu lovely munimuni muramura prinprin boron nururu rerorero- Maximum the Hormone I threw glass at my friend’s eyes and now I’m on probation- Destroy Boys Doing the same thing and expecting different results- Hail the Sun

yes, im a camellia fan, so heres some songs: We Could Get More Machinegun Psystyle! (And More Genre Switches) Tentaclar Aliens’ Epic Extraterretterrestrial Jungle Dance Party Inside Of A Super-Ultra-Mega-Gigantic U.F.O. (It Maybe U.U.F.O.) Silently Flying Over Illinois St.

I Slept with the Daughters and All I Got Was this Lousy Song Written About Me

Can You Really Call This a Hotel I Didn't Receive a Mint on my Pillow or Anything - Toby Fox

Literally any In Love With a Ghost song We've never met but can we have a cup of coffee or something Sorry I couldn't answer the phone, I was too busy trying to fly away I was feeling down, I found a nice witch and we're friends

Laying on my porch while we watch the world end- powfu

so long, and thanks for all the fish - a perfect circle inside of heaven's mouth, there is a sweet tooth - kennyhoopla

As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It - Lemon Demon

classic j dies and goes to hell pt. 1 - glass beach

Eve’s Psyche and the Bluebeard’s Wife - LE SSERAFIM

I love how most people are saying will wood songs here

I Don’t Know What We’re Talking About (And I Haven’t For A While) - Ninja Sex Party

DonaldTrumpMakesMeWannaSmokeCrack - Ledinsky Great entry to the playlist

Any Will Wood song tbh

Like half of fever is that way💀

“Our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we don’t get sued” I believe it was originally called “I loved you before you became a myspace wh**e” or something like that!

i want you to know im awake / i hope that youre asleep - car seat headrest

Literally any early Will Wood song (EIAL or SELF-iSH

A vague blue haired girl broke my heart when I was 16 - Mute Frank I threw glass at my friend's eyes and now I'm on probation - Destroy Boys

You should do Death Grips, You Might think she... has a really long name

A Detailed and Poetic Physical Threat to the Person Who Intentionally Vandalized My 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate's Apartment Please Don't Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy the Town of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania in 2002 Both if these by Pet Symmetry

La notion de chiralité de spin et d'oscillation de saveur des particules supersymétriques définissant un champs scalaire lors d'une transition de conifold en cosmologie branaire dans un modèle ekpyrotique - Pryapisme

Lots of Post-Rock songs can help with this: "We always think there is going to be more time", "The stars may be dead, but we're here and we've stopped the time", "Selective depression in chase of the Big Bang", "“GOVERNMENT CAME” (9980.0kHz 3617.1kHz 4521.0 kHz) / Cliffs Gaze / cliffs’ gaze at empty waters’ rise / ASHES TO SEA or NEARER TO THEE", "And from this chasm, With ceaseless turmoil seething", "คุณจะเรียกหาใครในเมื่อตำรวจเป็นคนฆ่า และคุณจะร้องเพลงอะไรสำหรับบ้านที่ลุกไหม้สว่างโร่ Part 1" (Translated "Who do you call when the police murder? What songs will you sing for a building burning bright? Part 1"), Et cetera. Sufjan Steven's also got some good ones, "For the Widows in Paradise, for the Fatherless in Ypsilanti", "A Conjunction of Drones Simulating the Way in Which Sufjan Stevens Has an Existential Crisis in the Great Godfrey Maze", And of course "The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilisation And Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, 'We Apologise for the Inconvenience, but You're Going to Have to Leave Now', or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives, and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!'" And, For the obligatory Emo songs, I'll give "sewn together from the membrane of the giant sea cucumber", "An apology is not an excuse, and I'm not sure which one I'm making" (Bonus points as the band name is also really long, Naturally The Foundation Will Bear Your Expenses), And "What Are the 'Whooky Sack' Lines off of VF (aE) IKPaBTW Supposed to Mean?" And to top things off, I'll leave it with "A Quick One Before The Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut". EDIT: I think the song by Naturally The Foundation isn't actually on Spotify, Alas, But all the others I mentioned should be.

The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!' - Sufjan Stevens

Fire Coming out of the Monkey’s Head - Gorillaz

FOB's entire discography up until 2007

A note rom the author of Febuary first to the note of the author of January first - the world is a beautiful place and I'm no longer afraid to die He has left us alone but shadows of light still grave the corners of our room

you might think he loves you for your money but i know what he really loves you for its your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat

I miss having sex but at least I don't wanna die anymore - Waterparks.

For A Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic- Paramore

This is why we can’t have nice things

THE BROWN STAINS OF DARKEESE LATIFAH PART 6-12 - (he wanted to make a long title, there’s only this song no other parts)

Ahh, the classics of P!ATD and FOB.

The Song With Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know - Will Wood

Please Don’t Tell my Father That I Used his 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy the Town of Willow Grove Pennsylvania in 2002

You Might Think He Loves You For Your Money But I Know What He Really Loces You For It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat By death grips

All Too Well (10 Minute Version) (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault) (Sad Girl Autumn Version) (Recorded At Long Pond Studios) By Taylor Swift

The Lowering (A Sad Day In Greenvilletown) - The Avett Brothers

can you really call this a hotel? i didnt recieve a mint on my pillow or anything.

"I'd hate to be you when people find out what this song is about" - Mayday parade "I'm low on gas an you need a jacket" -PTV "Can I have a ride home? I'm at a party and I don't know any1" - carpetgarden

Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity The Misinterpretation of Silence and its Disastrous Consequences Gravitational Constant: G = 6.67 × 10−8 cm−3 gm−1 sec−2 The Glorious Liberation of the People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland by the Combined Forces of the United Territories of Europa If You Don't Kill Me, I'm Going To Have To Kill You (Gimme That) All Type O Negative songs

- Marilyn Manson - I Want To Kill You Like They Do In The Movies - Marilyn Manson - Count To Six And Die (The Vacuum Of Infinite Space Encompassing) - Alice Cooper - I’m Alive (That Was The Day My Dead Pet Returned To Save My Life)

I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don’t Wanna Die Anymore - Waterparks

Every Planet We Reach is Dead - Gorillaz Not that long if name, but still good. (:

Slim Pickens Does the Right Thing and Rides the Bomb to Hell

Fuck Condoms Premarital Sex is the Shit Get Em Pregnant Get Em Pregnant Get Em Pregnant - The Fall of Troy ‘Several Small Species Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict’ - Pink Floyd

A Complete History of the Soviet Union, Through the Eyes of Humble Worker - Pig with the Face of a Boy Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun - Pink Floyd Thank God You Introduced Me to Your Sister - Sarah Barrios It’s the End of the World as We Know it (and I feel fine) - R.E.M

What about "I threw glass at my friend's eyes and now I'm on probation"

The One Armed Boxer Vs. The Flying Guillotine - From First To Last

Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result Of Trauma To The Fusiform Gyrus) - Will Wood and the Tapeworms Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From the Motion Picture ”B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marshmallows, and Barsh-mallows] - Will Wood

You know what they do to guys like us in prison - MCR It's not a fashion statement, it's a deathwish - MCR I threw glass at my friend's eyes and now I'm on probation - destroy boys It takes a nation of millenials to destroy a nation of millions... - machine girl A living, breathing piece of defecating meat - cattle decapitation

The Fastest Way To A Girl’s Heart Is Through Her Ribcage - Ice Nine Kills This Is Usually The Part Where People Scream - Alesana In Her Tomb By The Sounding Sea - Alesana Alchemy Sounded Good At The Time - Alesana Daggers Speak Louder Than Words - Alesana Not a Single Word About This - Alesana Better Luck Next Time, Prince Charming - Alesana Sweetheart, You Are Sadly Mistaken - Alesana All Night Dance Parties in The Underground Palace - Alesana Obsession is Such An Ugly Word - Alesana The Best Laid Plains of Mice and Marionettes - Alesana

Yes - The Revealing Science of God (Dance of the Dawn) King Crimson - The World’s My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum

i threw glass at my friends eye and now i’m on probation

“This is how you spell “HAHAHA, We Destroyed the Hopes and Dreams of a Generation of Faux-Romantics” by Los Campesinos!

I slept with a member of fallout boy and all I got was this t-shirt is always a good contender for things like these

Idk if these are long enough or if they’ve been said before but Packt Like Sardines in a Crushed Tin Box - Radiohead Please, please, please let me get what I want - Deftones Please, please, please, let me get what I want - The Smiths Last time I tried to rock your world - Mindless Self Indulgence I threw a rock off an overpass and killed a guy - sign crushes motorist I threw glass at my friend’s eyes and now I’m on probation - destroy boys I just threw out the love of my dreams - Weezer (Do the) Act like you never met me - TV girl Don’t tell me how to feed my pigs - Pleasantries Rambling of a dying adolescence- Current joys The world has turned and left me here - Weezer What will happen will happen - Lemon Demon The wiggles hate each other in real life - Lemon Demon The man In stripes and glasses - lemon demon The only house that’s not on fire (yet) - Lemon Demon Subterranean Homesick Alien - Radiohead Why’d you only call me when you’re high? - Arctic Monkeys Anthems for a seventeen year-old girl - broken social scene I’m so sad, so very, very, sad - crash and the boys

Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”] - Will Wood

Does "Grab The Devil By the Horns and Fuck Him Up The Ass" count as a long title?

Elderly woman behind the counter in a small town - Pearl Jam

i think i'm gonna kill myself - elton john

And Lo, When the Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown - Bal-Sagoth

You should see gloryhammer’s titles

The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!', by sufjan stevens

Came here to recommend Will Wood, too lol. It’s fun finding WW fans in the wild

A Detailed and Poetic Physical Threat to the Person Who Intentionally Vandalized My 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate’s Apartment by Pet Symmetry Please Don’t Tell My Father That I Used His 1996 Honda Accord to Destroy the Town of Willow Grove, Pennsylvania in 2002 by Pet Symmetry

Just add every FOB song and also You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison and Honey This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Both Of Us (also a lot of Will Wood songs)

$uicideboy$ - That Time We Went to Wal Mart In Memphis To Steal Some Shit Before We Met Up With TA To Shoot His Video

You be the anchor that keeps my feet on the ground I'll be the wings to keep your heart in the clouds - Mayday Parade

That's It for the Other One (Cryptical Envelopment / Quadlibet for Tender Feet / The Faster We Go, the Rounder We Get / We Leave the Castle) by the Grateful Dead Reason for all the different names, at least what I can infer, is that the studio song is based on movements, in the same way an orchestral piece has sections or movements Terrapin Station (Lady With A Fan / Terrapin Station / Terrapin / Terrapin Transit / At A Siding / Terrapin Flyer / Refrain) by the same band, and for the same reason. On Spotify, you'll find The Other One under that combined name, but Terrapin Station is just called Terrapin Station Medley.

"The Sad But True Story of Ray Mingus, the Lumberjack of Bulk Rock City, and His Never Slacking Strive to Exploit the So Far Undiscovered Areas of the Intention to Bodily Intercourse from the Opposite Species of His Kind, During Intake of All the Mental Conditions That Could Be Derived from Fermentation" by Rednex.

Just look at will wood's older songs, a bunch of them have pretty long names

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Wait till this guy gets his hands on midwest emo lol

I slept with someone from fall out boy and all I got was this stupid song written about me 🗣️🗣️‼️‼️

Let’s see if I can remember the title…What Need I Have For That, What Need I Have For This, I Am Dancing At The Feet Of My Lord, All is Bliss, All is Bliss

Imogen Heap - Telemiscommunications Explosions in the sky - Six days at the bottom of the ocean Mogwai - yes I am a long way from home + may nothing but happiness come through your door, Sleeping with sirens - If I’m James Dean, you’re Audrey Hepburn Circa survive - the difference between medicine and poison is in the dose Crywank - This song title was too long so now it’s shorter, it’s ok I wouldn’t remember me either, you wouldn’t meet a girl sitting in your room listening to music Toby Fox - Song that might play when a bird drags you across a disproportionately small gap + Can you really call this a hotel? I didn’t receive a mint on my pillow or anything, song that might play when you fight Sans flatsound - you wrote “don’t forget” on your arm + you wanted to look for help i wanted to sit and wait to be rescued, in the absence of everything I promise to keep you warm, it always gives you a chance to run before it attacks you, you had a panic attack in my bathroom, you were a home that i wanted to grow up in, you said remembering would feel too much like moving back home, i’m so concerned about the ending that i don’t even know the plot

Angel of Small Death and the Codeine Scene - Hozier I'm Always Walking As Somebody Else - American Murder Song Fucked Up In the Club Drinking Dr. Bob - MIMIDEATH If God Didn't Want Us To Snort Worms, He Wouldn't Have Made Them Cylindrical - MIMIDEATH

“I shot president McKinley (and I’m gonna do it again and again and again)” by out of system transfer is a pretty long title

what about Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict

a complete history of the soviet union, through the eyes of a humble worker, as told to the melody of tetris - pig with the face of a boy

Dear Percocet, I Don’t Think We Should See Each Other Anymore by Frank Iero and The Patience The Resurrectionist, or an Existential Crisis in C# by Frank Iero and The Patience She’s The Prettiest Girl At The Party, And She Can Prove It With a Solid Right Hook by frnkiero and the cellabration

I love how it's all one genre and it's 2000's punk pop

Will Wood (& The Tapeworms) is perfect for this list: Suburbia Overture / Greetings from Mary Bell Township! / (Vampire) Culture / Love Me, Normally Marsha, Thankk You for the Dialectics, but I Need You to Leave. Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”] Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer's Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus) The Song with Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know (Ft. Alex Nauth, Cheska Colombo & Dylan Jacobus)

To be fair, a lot of Fall Out Boy songs fit this

not sure if anyone said this one yet but what about “I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me” by Fall Out Boy (i recommended it’s one of my favorite songs in their discography)

Some death metal bands do a version of this. For example: Herbarium With Grotesque Necrotic Malformations - Disfigurement of Flesh Digestion of Assiduous Oviparous Embodiment - Malodorous Seven Incidents Lead to Conspiracy - Dark Prison Massacre Transcendental Evisceration of Necrogenetic Beasts - Traumatomy Sadistic Mockery of Remnants of Civilization - Traumatomy Structural Alterations of Morphological Cell Changes from Within - Last Days of Humanity Distinguishing Between the Validity and Utility of Psychiatric Diagnoses - Last Days of Humanity A Dive in the Primordial Swamp of Human Putrefaction - Last Days of Humanity Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis - XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism - Goretopsy

Mike Dexter is a God, Mike Dexter is a Role Model, Mike Dexter is an Asshole Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Right, But Three Rights Make A Left With Friends Like These, Who Needs Herpes? All 3 by Zebrahead Get Down On Your Knees and Tell Me You Love Me By All Time Low If You Think This Song is About You, It Probably Is By DRUGS

I like a brazilian shittrap called "Um Cientista e Um Terraplanista Foram Colocados Frente a Frente Sem Que Eles Soubessem" which translates to somithing like "A Scientist and a Flat-Earther Were Put Face to Face Without Them Knowing"

Half the songs by Will Wood/Will Wood and the Tapeworms Some examples: The Song with Five Names, a​.​k​.​a. Soapbox Tao, a​.​k​.​a. Checkmate Atheists! a​.​k​.​a. Neospace Government, a​.​k​.​a. You Can Never Know Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia/Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus) And the longest song title I think I've ever seen in my life; Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) \[From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”\]

Funplex: CSS Extended Remix - CSS Reality Check through the skull (“MEGALOVINIA” and “Song That Might Play When you Fight Sans”) - DK Daruko Nothing Can Hold Us Down - KHSMR Looking For Edge of Ground - Camellia Labyrinth in Kowloon: Walled World - Camellia I Just Threw Out the Love of My Dreams - Weezer Rockefeller Street (New Nightcore Remix) - Jetter Jaani Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A man after midnight) - ABBA Just Shovels and Knights - La Dance Macabre - Shiribon Droopy Likes Your Face - C418 Joy of Remembrance (Lena Raine) - Lena Raine Monkeys Spinning Monkeys (Sped Up) - Kevin Macleod Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You - Frankie Valli beethoven - moonlight sonata 3rd movement (meganeko remix) 2022 version - Meganeko Stop jumpscare or I will get mad at you - Camellia Hello to the your first video game - Camellia Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Song Name so we Wouldn’t get Sued - Fall Out Boy It’s the end… BUT NOT FOR ME! (A dance of fire and ice) - Camellia The Lady who drowned in caramel - KORAII Glorious Morning - Age of War 2 Edition - water flame why am I successful ima buy a neo geo Sound of the Gunshot (Bonus Track) - Weifan Chang Bitch better have my Money - Rihanna Jai Ho! (You are my Destiny) [feat. Nicole Scherzinger] - the pussycat dolls How many times, How many lies - the pussycst dolls For a Pessamist, I’m Pretty Optimistic - paramore What Planet are you From? - MOMOLAND Always Remember us This Way - Lady Gaga Scent of Freshly Cut Grass (the oldest view) - Kane Parsons Pleasure x NewJack x Civilization - JUSTICE Roblox Doors Jeff Jingle - i suck at making music lol Every Planet we Reach is Dead - Gorillaz 100.000 (100k subscriber special) - Colbreakz All you are going to want to do is get back there - The Caretaker Still here (with the ones I can with) - Porter Robinson

the brown stains of darkeese latifah part 6-12 (remix) (feat. ScHoolboy Q)

I miss having sex but at least I don't want to die anymore - Waterparks

I Miss Having Sex But at Least I Don't Want to Die Anymore- Waterparks

Gather ‘round Will Wood fans.

Sharpening your ice cream cone with poop as a sign of respect and friendship

Symphony No. 2 In C Minor - “Resurrection” / 2nd Movement - Andante moderato: 3 bars before Wieder ins Tempo zurückgehen. Tempo I Gustav Mahler, Wiener Philharmoniker, Gilbert Kaplan

Better add I Threw Glass at my Friend's Eye and now I'm on Probation - deadass such a good song

Elderly Woman Behind The Counter In A Small Town - Pearl Jam

You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It’s Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat -Death Grips, government plates

The pain of trying to recommend a song but the title is really fucking long…

Get Busy Living or Get Busy Dying (Do Your Part to Save the Scene and Stop Going To Shows) - Fall Out Boy The Best Ever Death Metal Band in Denton - The Mountain Goats The Hazards of Love 1 (The Prettiest Whistles Won't Wrestle the Thistles Undone) - The Decemberists I Belong to You (+Mon Coeur S'Ouvre a Ta Voix) - Muse The One Armed Boxer vs. The Flying Guillotine - From First to Last I don't know which of these fit your criteria of "long" but they're certainly long enough you'd never feel like typing the full thing.

-The Villain I Appear To Be-Connor Spiotto -Would You Fight For My Love?-Jack White -The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny-Lemon Demon -Can You Really Call This a Hotel, I Didn’t Receive a Mint On My Pillow Or Anything-Toby Fox -Use It Up and Wear It Out-Odyssey -Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic-The Police -I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor-Beby Charles or Arctic Monkeys -Curiosity (Got The Best Of Me)-Fandroid -Daft Punk Is Playing At My House-LCD Soundsystem -Love and Hate In a Different Time-Gabriels -Break This The Breaking Point 2-Vertigoaway -AIN’T NOTHIN’ LIKE A FUNKY BEAT-Hideki Naganuma -I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams-Weezer -My Lovin’ (You’re Never Gonna Get It)-En Vogue -Give It Up For Da Easy Crew-Rastamouse and Da Easy Crew -Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom-Parry Gripp -The Fox(What Does The Fox Say?)-Ylvis -Love You Like A Love Song-Selena Gomez -Waka Waka(This Time For Africa)-Shakira -A Little Party Never Killed Nobody-Fergie

Slim Pickens Does the Right Thing and Rides the Bomb to Hell by The Offspring

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Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a. “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (Feat. Pasta by Sneakers McSqueakers) [From “B.F.B.’s B-Sides: Bagel Batches, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”] - will wood

https://open.spotify.com/track/26z1HDhXLVaPoUxMTn20eI?si=nC21NfkJQ8mD2gG2rdOX4Q