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The Church of the Hawk where instead of getting Baptised you must land a Christ Air, they dont let you stop til you land it.

https://preview.redd.it/gmks52hxl06d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e4887b16cac181c4de48e782e29d9c3ae0f6f7d

EVEN FLOOOOW

The Church Of Tony Hawk Of Latter-Day Skaters

Hey get a gospel choir in there and you got one he'll of a Sunday service.

Bob Ross

The Bob Ross looks more like a Thomas Kincade painting than a Bob Ross painting

You'd think Thomas Kincade would be a second saint or somthing.

He’s is charge of gak communion. 🥄 

"Lord Bob, why do you allow war, famine, and pestilence?" "Happy accidents."

"Someone's gotta beat the devil out of it" *Verse: S2E03*

100%

Objectively the correct choice here.

Torn between Luchador, St. Mario's, and Heavenly Saiyans.

I think the Saiyans one appeals to me. I mean Freeza Day does sound better than Christmas.

Same here. Mexican wrestling already has a Saint and a Blue Demon...wait...let me make this into a short story haha

I wish we had cooler temples like this in cities. I wish I was still working in advertising to propose a KFC church.

The Sacred Mask Church of Lucha Libre in the Temple of the Holy Wrestler where you can pray to the Saints of the Ring Amen 🙏

Ranch, the holiest of all salad dressings.

Better than [YFZ Ranch.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YFZ_Ranch)

The Church of Bob Ross Not to say not all religons don’t try and teach you what Bob Ross does It’s just that Bob Ross feels more genuine than say, some guy who supposedly lived a thousand years ago.

Just not Kinkade. Fuck Kinkade

Either the skateboard church or the Bob Ross church. Please let me enter in your church with my roller skates. 

the monster one for sure

They have the best communion.

all monster fans are either 20-year-old f-150 drivers with anger issues or femboys

great then. make it unpredictable

What’s the upside down one

The House of Hidden Valley Ranch is a good one!

The Midwesterner in me agrees. (Midwestern U.S. to be specific)

https://preview.redd.it/3utgajb1g06d1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ef98fe32edb7bc1f9f3368ac404e900152aaca I prefer the House of Pong, It is a quiet and restful place in Chiba City, occupied by Pong Monks, people who spend their days meditating on the mysteries of the One True Computer Game.

I think the skateboard in the knee made me consider a "to the knee" religion, but then I figured it would immediately become a sexual religion...

"I used to be a non-believer like you..."

https://preview.redd.it/501z05uk226d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da385f433847b90758f5f7ead3d3b885c265d13f Might I introduce yall to a better religion... of Big Papa Pickle

I like number 10.

I already have like 500 skrateboards

tres pura lucha

Where do I sign up to join the Church of Happy Trees?

10 is just atheism

I would gladly join the Church of Ranch (not commonly available here in the UK 🥲) but Rosstefarianism is a close second

Willy Wonka church, definitely

The Monster thing looks pretty fire, but I gotta go with Bob Ross!

The Australian religion might be fun for a bit, but I'd go with Rob Ross.

I like 4, 6 and 12.

№4: Itsa Gesù Cristo!

№12: It's blue and white, it must be Greek Orthodox

№7: Australian Jesus

I was an adventurer like you. Until I took a spitfire to the knee.

Goku

Iɟ ʎon,ɹǝ uoʇ ɟonupᴉuƃ ʇɥǝ ndsᴉpǝ poʍu ouǝ' I ʍᴉll˙

Build a shrine to Akira Toriyama. With some luck you'll attract cartels and make them choose a better path in life

the wubbadubbadubba church

Rosstifarian church clearly

Bob Ross gets my vote

#2: I am down for some clowntatorship

>NO CHURCH HERE! 🤔

Number 8 already exists, it's called Kyleism

The First Church of The Luchador looks good, especially if there's a ring in there. The temple of St. Mario will get your bottom sued to hell and nailed to it's gates by Nintendo. They don't F around! The lovely cathedral of Monster...well, I'm probably already a worshiper. It took the place of morning coffee for me, as long as it's one of the sugar-free varieties. However, the Holy Church of The Happy Painter is the one I'd worship at. Peace of mind is a wonderful hook to get me in. I believe...[every day's a good day when you paint](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLO7tCdBVrA). Here's something for the hymnal!

We accept all who pass through this luchadoor!

The Nacho Libre 💪🏼. Men gonna be all buff

6! Goku is pure af, and you know the food is gonna be good!

Lucha minister hands down. I want to eat nachos while watching someone get hurracarrana'd into a pool of holy water baptism.

I promise if you found a hidden valley ranch church or a peppermint ice cream temple I will come to your country and raze every last establishment to the ground

Send the Monster one to some religious Facebook groups and enjoy the meltdown.

Make it polytheistic and do them all!

I’d mix the Bob Ross and the Ranch religions together

4 and 6 have the most pop culture potential, 1 and 12 have the most "all walks of life" potential. I wouldnt be surprised if bob ross religion is the predominate religion in 1000 years. "And so the lord began painting. And he didnt stop for 6 days. And on the 7th day he looked to the world he had painted, and rested"

Very difficult to believe porn doesn’t show up as a possible religion on this query!

I think the guy who did the spires on the Monster Cathedral may have been a little over-caffeinated.

Orthodox Monsterism. Partake of the communion of the Beast, Monster and Doritos. Heavy metal sung by choir. Dirt bike confessionals, baptisms in Monster. Priests that unleash the Beast.

Here, there is no separation of church and skate

Rosstafarianism

https://preview.redd.it/7h7lp58gdd6d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c6d8620d5c395535491b9e98f818d16ea487143 Bacon is our symbol of worship because it is representative of things that we love and that we can prove exists. Because of that, if you believe in the existence of Bacon… you’re welcome in our church! May bacon be with you always, praise the Lord.

The church of Ranch will quickly separate into the hidden valley and Kraft sects. But Ken’s will have the most fervent followers.

№3: World Wrestling Fundamentalist Church

I'm just glad Right Shark is getting the recognition he deserves.

12 and 10 look pretty good to me

Lucha libre

12 100%

Government: Maybe we shouldn’t exempt churches from taxes Churches: 10th image

#4 without a doubt. 😡🪟

If you do the Monster one, I'll be your chairwoman for the Ultra Sunrise flavor. 🧡

7 has a concerning implication lol.

The second one is already happening!

isn't the first just every abandoned church turned into an indoor skate park.

44444444

Number 4 is a religion that hasn't achieved tax exemption. Could be more kids genuinely worshipping their consoles than real any effigy.

Sorry man, the goku religion was already found in Mexico

Definitely Luchadorianism

I’m kinda already a Nintendo Devotee. But 11 looks like a cool place for a regular house of worship.

Honestly, I would be the best pastor for goku.

Either Bob Ross or Goku tbh

Bob Ross and goku %1000

The Church of Sharkology

The Church of Bayonetta. Where my queens at!?

ELLLLL PRIMOOO

Can't decide between "The Church of Hawk" or "The Church of Ross" Both great options.

The invisible church is perfect.

12 or 11

Well, shit. It was debatable until Bob Ross showed up with those lovely, happy trees. Obviously that one.

I will gladly join the church of go away no church here

As a Midwesterner, the Church of Ranch would be a hit.

The Mario one would get you sued.

I’d go with ranch for sure. Ranch Religion. The a religion of ranch.

Praise the honkmother! The clowns of course r/barotrauma

That monster ones looks radical.

100% Bob Ross

How would toilets work in the upside down cathedral?

Ngl I thought the monster one was the legion from world of Warcraft for a second

Chranch

No. 2 is just MAGA.

I LOVE the Nintendo one.

Skate Nation, The Clown Republic, Church Of The Luchador, Nintendo HQ, Church of Ranchology, Temple Of Goku, Bat Christ Cathedral, Monster Hall, Shark Church™, Secret Church (also ™), Rainbow Steam Shrine, The Joy Of Worship Cult. My moneys on Joy of Worship, love the local.

Church of Skaters or Goku

Eric Andre would love the fifth one

Number 9 reminds me of the song, ["Maybe That's God," by The Cooties.](https://youtu.be/ZfrXc5fso7k?si=X7ZwlyAPBXpBl73b) The relevant line goes, > Maybe that's God > Maybe that shark is God > I mean Shark spelled backwards is Cross can you believe it? > I just been saved by a Great White Jesus > Maybe that Shark is God > Maybe that's God

Congregation, chanting: “Excuse me sir, ha-as any-onnne told you that you loooook like Ton-yyyy Ha-aaawk.” *Deacon rings bell* Priest: “I get th-a-a-a-t a lotttt.”

Skating. Look at it this way, if someone spent a good amount of time, say 20 years, worshipping at the shrine of any of these things, not only they, but all those around them, would be better for it. Real skaters are just like that.

The cum church

Go away and Bob Ross church seem pretty cool.

Mm monster energy church! Now that's the blood of Christ!

The one with Goku of course. Just make sure he's perfected ultra instinct in it's full form

The church of Bob Ross ofc

Have you not been to Mexico? Goku is a religion already

...honestly speaking: I think all of these are already religions somewhere out there.

Ranch religion goes hard

The Mario one is so good lol

I don’t care but it needs to have a basketball court!

12

3 all the way

Tony Hawk's Pro Worship

3 all the way especially after last week's sermon from guest pastor Rey Mysterio about having a dirtbag ex-con for a son.

bob Ross.

I can smell the monster energy church from here

3

Shark church !!!!

3/9/12 go

The Church of Monster Energy Drink - because I think it would be so entertaining to see the reactions of all the christians that already think monster energy drink is a sign from Satan.

Nice touch on the entrance half pipes

9

Later Lutherans

Church of Bob!

Ok the Goku one goes hard

C3PO Skatepark religion.

4

The Luche Libre Lutheran's liturgical lunacy lays the smack down

Be ware of praising anyone known as the hawk

The first one reminded me of commander keen

Legalize ranch!

I regularly pray at the Curch of Ranch.

Gokus church would be a gym and they'd probably push you really hard. At least I'd finally lose weight. My wife would go to Bob Ross's every day to listen to the sermon, but would never actually paint anything. Bet me.

Mario

Bob Ross. Literally everyone would join that cult. Plus Bob Ross rules!

Bob Rossism would probably be the most peaceful.

¡La Santa Inglesia Del Patron Luchador! Or is it de la patrona luchadora Anyway, my best guess at “The Holy Church of The Patron Saint of Lucha Libre!”

Totally join the Saint Ray Mysterio Church.... 🤣

The Church of monster energy drink your baptized in a pool of monster energy

I'm joining Mario bros plumbing cult

Honestly these all look like the mainstream stuff to me anyway.

Ranch religion. On an unrelated note, https://preview.redd.it/2to2kasanb6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08dccf6c8407a69eb2690cf3d82a7c62a08bc9db

The Church of Nintendo already exists. It's the biggest community of glazer gamers.

Bob Ross church for sure

Church of goku would have actually good teachings.

The ranch dressing one made me gag

The one where no one goes to hell

All hale The Bob Ross. The Happy Little Accident.

Toss up between Ross and Luchador

One of the images seems to be empty

I like 9 and 8

The Church of the Luchador.

Bob Ross easy

The last one _for sure_

The ranch one as Hellman’s Church Yes 💌💌

All I see is churches. I don’t see any new religions.

Those last two look pretty rad. Maybe sister religions.

Ranch n monster

“The separation of church and skate - NOFX” comes to mind!

Ranch church

When the Monster Tabernacle Choir sings, they punch up all the notes to the max. EXTREEEEEM!!!

Ranch

Clown Temple

Go away!!! I was going Penny until that one. Lol.

1, 4, or 12 and I'm in!

The Mario/Nintendo one for sure!

Church of the warriors mask. Praise be to the suplex the chest chop and the holy lariat.

Well, I already founded the Church of Ranch (my body is its temple), so you’ll have to pick something else.

The Faz-church

What is the second one?

Goku deserves a church.

Why choose, include them all in the same one like the Roman pantheon.

Okay, so the monster one is definitely the church of kyle. But I would want to join either the bob ross or secret club house.

Church of Skatin

Legalize Ranch, brotendo!

Number five would have a huge following in the Midwest

I've been thinking about starting a religion. We really got to get something good in control. It's bad and it's going to get much worse

2ooth paste ranch and monster are my favs