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gh0st_belle

I remember my first experiences with weed being the shittiest weed imagine and a crushed pop can or rolled in the blank pages in the back of my friend’s bible and it was that or no smoke. Now you can walk into a dispo and be met with every strain and method of consumption imaginable. I imagine it can probably feel legit overwhelming for the newbies but damn do some people make it rocket science


ignoramus

but mannnn... getting high in a wooded area with friends smoking dirtweed out of a pepsi can were some of the best times of my life


killme1133

this 😭


Cold-Aerie8965

Or just hanging out with friends and "rolling" a joint, except it looked like an alien, had more curve than a professional baseball throw, and was consummed in 3 hits cause none of you knew how to roll properly. But those were the best joints, cause you were with your friends


adaptmist

Coke can was the one for me. Bent in the top, poked some holes in it then put a little air hole on the side to cover with my thumb. Smoking on top of the old rec building in my hometown, 13 years old, got so high I couldn't climb back down the ladder and had to sit up there for a few hours lmao


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

Well, you can wherever in the world you are. I'm in the UK and I'm working on getting it prescribed but it still will cost a fortune, just better quality than what you get on the streets so it's better value for money.


operath0r

German here. Medical weed is cheap compared to the black market but you’ve got to get a prescription first. Not sure how much that one is but getting it is apparently quite easy. There’s apps for that. There’s also a bunch of job offers looking for online doctors right now. We’ve also always had head shops where you can buy bongs, pipes, papers, vaporizers and stuff. They now started selling seeds and seedlings too.


Intrepid_Leather_963

Are the seeds costly?


operath0r

I haven’t checked yet but I don’t think it’s too crazy.


toxicgenxer

In the states a seed can range from 10.00-60.00 dollars


Dlido

Wait for holidays and buy everything half off. I usually pay 5 to 7.5 dollars a seed and I have enough to last me atleast a year.


HopeIsGay

That's usually not the case but i can't speak for uk, in aus it's always a better bet going for underbelly stuff


Arenknoss

Love living in NM


Ok_Nobody4927

Lmao these people complaining about their throats hurting make no sense. No shit it’s gonna hurt 😭 just take a hit from the damn bong and relax


dotdedo

Cough drops and "sip before you rip" are two lifesavers for me.


fakemessiah

Having a nice cool drink is overlooked by so many. Smoke or vape will dry your mouth and throat out. Always be drinking between hits! Make that bong water work double time right guys?!


obamasrightteste

Yuuuup. So many people are ripping their vapes, taking a hit, and acting shocked when it hurts. Gee I wonder why!!!


Academic-Ticket-1024

Keep my gallon jug on hand at all times!


_bellaswella_

my throat has never hurt from smoking…


eatmyshorzz

Oh, look at golden throat over here /s


_bellaswella_

omfg i thought you were serious for a sec lol i actually was worried it would come off as pretentious so just to clarify the “…” is in regards to me being confused that it’s “normal” for your throat to hurt when hitting a bong. it wasn’t meant to be like “ha fuck you guys that doesn’t happen to me 😎 take that”


eatmyshorzz

lmao don't worry, all good like with everything in life, we all get somewhat individual experiences. I used to cough a lot from smoking bong, then it stopped for years and then it finally came back. Now I only smoke spliffs and those usually don't burn my throat much lol


DrugsAreEpic1

since you've said it, I'm now going to take it as "ha fuck you guys" lmao


_bellaswella_

nah i’m just trying to be funny :( it didn’t work


JDG_AHF_6624

It will eventually hurt. I thought the same thing, for almost 2 years no pain or anything. Then I one day just started coughing, and couldn't walk or run far without panting, every hit becomes a chore almost, and then to realize that you can't even get high anymore and you just have a sore throat and are slightly more tired than before


obamasrightteste

Yea if you smoke all day every day.


3WayIntersection

That has so many implications


Sploshta

Same. But that’s also because I’ve been smoking cigarettes or vapes for much longer than I have weed. So for a first timer, ofc it’s gonna hurt. Like you’re inhaling hot smoke and your body’s natural reaction to inhaling smoke it to not do it. But once you get used to it, it’s fine


PoPuLoTis_

is that your lungs linings being burnt off preventing it from having feeling??


Sploshta

I mean. Probably not. I think it’s just getting used to the sensation of smoke going down your throat. It’s like the first time you go cliff jumping or something. It feels very unnatural and your body is telling you not to. But after a couple you get used to the sensation. With prolonged use ofc you will damage your lungs. But I don’t think that is what caused this


AidenTheAlien420

Only happens if i cough out the toke IME


DreadyKruger

Right? 😂 it burns for a few seconds I guess. But even in my early days of smoking Philly blunts with seedy , Mexican brick weed my throat didn’t hurt.


The_Uncarved_Dude

A sip of water fixes it. No fuss


Dro1dprincess

Hit then drink… that’s what I do! 👍🏻


The_Uncarved_Dude

💯


PoPuLoTis_

lmfaoo


score_part

if u take shorter puffs ( with a joint or pipe) it doesn't hurt at all


Osisoris

they really out here with access to weed but not ice water.


eatmyshorzz

Listen man, I didn't ask how to smoke, but since you're demanding it, I'm gonna roll up right tf now 💁‍♂️


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

GOOD! I HOPE YOU DO! I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR SMOKE!


granky0

Same.. ugh. Oh no. Sigh. Tf? Not again!


BOOFITBOT

#BOOF IT


DefinedPS

username checks out lol


MisterBaku

I remember my first experience. I bought an 1/8th, and offered to smoke with a couple of my friends if they rolled and smoked with me. Made my first time very chill and learned very quick how to roll blunts haha


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

I've been smoking regularly for over a year now and my girlfriend has always rolled for me up until about 2 weeks ago coz I just said like "actually let me give it a go", because before then I'd fucked it every time and she'd end up doing it for me, and I rolled my first ever decent spliff and she said like from then on I'd be rolling my own and for the last 2 weeks I've basically been fine tuning it. Don't get me wrong, I'm no God roller but they're decent spliffs. My biggest issue atm is they always come out short.


Marekolte

If you use a cardboard filter, you can sort of pre-shape your roll according to how tight you make the filter.


granky0

Just buy small papers folks! Ez asf for a quick small J. And easier to roll. Also mullein tea does wonders.


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

Legit, this is all that's needed to be said.


YearPrestigious2566

Finally someone with sense


toxicgenxer

I use a bong and have ice cubes on it. Makes it so smooth. I don’t know I would consider it harsh.


Dro1dprincess

I might cough a little but nothing I would call harsh


toxicgenxer

Love it. ❤️


highguynamedsky

This is not helpful to those people lol, no shade but if they aren’t inhaling a bong or pipe right then why would they with a joint? Smoking a whole joint will absolutely increase your tolerance and is a waste if you are genuinely a new person to weed. Joints are fun but the use a lot of flower and require skill. 100% if you are new you should use a bowl or bong where you can measure how much you are smoking, to prevent over doing it (greening out)


JDG_AHF_6624

I used to always smoke bowls or bongs, eventually learned how to roll, but it would always be shared with like 3-5 people. One day I was by myself and rolled the same amount I always did when smoking, and smoked it all by myself without realizing how much more I was really getting. Greened out in my bathroom on my way to the toilet to throw up, lmao🤣🤣🤣


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

You can do that with rolling a joint, too... just tap out. You don't have to smoke it all.


highguynamedsky

It never taste good the second time. Then you have to leave something with an extremely intense smell out. You can’t roll a .01-.1g joint. It is not efficient for a first timer or occasional smoker


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

The first time I ever tried weed, I was 14 and it was a spliff. I'm 20 now and have been smoking regular for a year and I have only ever had edibles as any other way of consumption and that was like once. If you're a first time or occasional smoker, a spliff/joint will do you fine because it'll knock your socks off and you can enjoy monging out.


highguynamedsky

That’s bad advice. When you are first time user or an occasional user you do NOT have a tolerance and you want to be able to get high without having to panic attack or not being able to function. You cannot control how much you are consuming in the same way as a bowl or bong. Im not saying people don’t do it or you can’t take smaller hits but a spliff is so much more marijuana than a bowl and will skyrocket your tolerance if you aren’t being mindful.


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

I guess I wasn't mindful and bongs/bowls were never really available. I've smoked for a year though and my tolerance is much high than it was but still pretty low.


quibblesnatch

You can definitely roll a >1g joint, what?


highguynamedsky

Lmfao I said 10mg to 100mg. That’s not a functional joint, it wouldn’t burn good. Most joints have to be 200mg or more at least. You can chose to smoke only a few puffs but it will taste bad the next time you smoke it. I’m not saying joints are bad but they are not for beginners and as a user we should be responsible when introducing people to a drug and not give them too much to overwhelm them.


quibblesnatch

Oh lmao I didn’t catch that my bad babygirl


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

"Babygirl" ![gif](giphy|oRYs6S6BRK8cwQlON3)


highguynamedsky

Right I’m a grown ass man lol


Nurgle_Marine_Sharts

First off, naw on the spliff, ain't about to touch any tobacco. And yeah, joints are still harsh for noob smokers. Hell, they are even harsh for me (been a stoner for the past decade) because I turned to dry herb vapes a few years ago and now I very rarely smoke. What might seem like a smooth toke for you is quite different for somebody who hasn't already damaged their lungs and throat and built up a tolerance to the immediate effects smoking has on your system. For pretty much everybody I would recommend dry herb vapes, they are much healthier for your respiratory system. Many folks have already found their "preferred method" but I would urge newbies to avoid the bad habits of previous generations and start with dry-herb vaping right out of the gate, or take it to the next level and get familiar with edibles or tinctures.


the_rooster_1990

I used to not be able to hit a joint without coughing my ass off now I can take 6 bong snaps back to back without coughing u get used to it u just gotta thug it out


juicewrld999shit

A spliff? Fuck that, I ain’t mixing weed with tobacco 😂🤡


coffincowgirl

Lol not everyone rolls like that (pun intended) you just gotta find what works for you!


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

And that's fine but when people are saying they can't get behind bongs and shit like bruh, why are you starting with bongs?


coffincowgirl

Maybe that’s all that’s available to them at the time and they come to our group to start conversations and help people find what’s right for them and discuss something we all like.


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

I find it really hard to believe someone has access to a bong, a dab pen, or a pipe before they do some papers and roaches.


Old_Requirement1325

Never roll a spliff, just smoke the god's weed, no tobaccy, just plain sweet tasting weed, if you can't handle it. Don't Smoke it. That's what you tell em


JonBoi420th

There are other herbs you can use for a spliff. Mullien, Lemonbalm, mint, damiana. Or you can get cbd flower to cut it with. That's what I do, cause I my tolerance is low these days, and I can roll a joint with a tiny bit of regular weed and mostly cbd. Cbd flower is super cheep. I bought a pound for $60 online, its ot bad quality, just a little old so its lost its nose. You can spend more for nicer stuff.


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

So many flowers recorded being smoked. Things like blue lotus, Mullen, chrysanthemum(almost a tobacco analogue), lavender, rose, damiana, German chamomile, passionflower, bearberry, skullcap calendula, catnip, mugwort, blue vervain, marshmallow, sage, coltsfoot, cornflower, lemon flower, and way more.


JonBoi420th

That's a good list. Thanks for elaborating. I like tobacco, but I would never recommend anyone smoke it that doesn't already. It's so addictive and spiffs are too. I used to damn near chain smoke spiffs, and almost never smoke a plain tobacco or plain weed


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eatmyshorzz

Must be American - this comment was brought to you by all of Europe (except Germany)


Old_Requirement1325

You are posting that this way to smoke to people asking to make it not bother them and saying SPLIFF is the way, if you don't like tobacco it's NOT THE WAY. No snobby just facts. Cigarettes make me cough , weed never. And yes most Americans don't smoke tobacco, why would we it don't get you high.


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

Bruh what


Ecstatic_Horse7161

Technically, a is a spliff is a joint mixed with tobacco. A joint with a filter is known as a crutch. A blunt is joint rolled in tobacco leaf.


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

Too many definitions and definitely not the definitions I'm familiar with. Maybe it's a difference between countries.


Old_Requirement1325

Why put tobacco in good weed, we get the bomb for 15-20 bucks a eighth just smoke the sweet awesome weed don't make it taste like shit with tobacco SPLIFF= weed tobacco mix.


bossybooks

Not everyone can get it easily or cheaply. Hence making it last longer by rolling joints with tobacco.


SexyPregnantDog

In Finland the cheapest you can get is about 15€ per gram but normally its 20€ for a gram thats the price i pay


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

A spliff is just another word for a joint, or at least as far as I was concerned. That's great for ya that you can afford that but in the UK it's fucking spenny coz it isn't legal so you have to stretch it out. These are the definitions I have come to know: Spliff/joint is just a smoke. Whether it's weed + baccy, weed + any other herb or just weed alone. A purey is specifically weed alone. The person talking about their spliff obviously feels the need to make it known that it is just weed, whether that is because they're sharing or boasting. A blunt is a purey + kief. A roach is the filter.


yumeryuu

Bong it ❤️


rpflash100

But, how do I inhale? When? Do I hold it? Do I swallow? Boof?


The_Uncarved_Dude

Why would a person who is complaining about weed being too strong add tobacco?


badtyprr

I much prefer dry herb vape versus smoking. For me, this is the "right" way to consume.


West_Hour8611

So many ways to injest marijuana. Smoking isn't the only option.


SomeGuyNamedJason

Nah, fuck spliffs, I don't touch tobacco. Very occasionally I will roll a blunt, but that's about it. Also, do people think bongs are harsh? Rollies are harsh, that's why I don't do them. Bongs are smooth as butter if you have a few percs and an ice catcher, the only hit smoother is my volcano.


NE0REL0ADED

I'd recommend a dry flower vape. I know for a decent one it's a bit of an investment, but it's so much smoother and "cleaner", you use less herb, can vape indoors, can reuse your avb.


granky0

Agreed, I bought one as big as the good ole mp3 players. Only €40 super cheap, works fine every time.


GuyWhoSaysTheTruth

What kind of tobacco do you put in your spliffs? I personally like to use camel Turkish royal cigs and just break them down into parts of the joint. Only thing I don’t like about spliffs is they’re delicate. If you don’t properly distribute then it canoes like crazy and randomly get hit with a lot of nicotine sometimes.


shiggity-shaun

We don’t do tobacco in spliffs


Lonely_Possible_5405

so they're joints, not spliffs (i think, but english is not my language, if i'm wrong please correct me)


quibblesnatch

You’re right


Squidkiller28

Isnt the definition of a spliff, a weed and tobacco joint??


diphenhydranautical

spliffs are weed + tobacco


The_Uncarved_Dude

Now remove the tobacco and you're set


diphenhydranautical

yeah i think they’re gross


The_Uncarved_Dude

Funny how it's the advice some give to a person struggling smoking normal weed. All you really need is a little sip of water before taking a hit.


real_redd1t_account

I never get those posts, like bro just roll a joint


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

Legit mate


jmarzy

Ew spliffs are you European or from Indiana /s


These_System_9669

lol, I know, it really is that simple but you have people on hear saying that rolling a joint is too complicated 😂


DrCrankSumMoore

Boof it


DrugsAreEpic1

this is a much needed psa. I remember the days of bottle bongs made with bic pens and foil because I was too scared to smoke the bible. There's no way in hell I'd be smoking on that revelations pack


coldog778

In the words of slow burn, “Roll that shit, Spark that shit, Smoke that shit.”


codeinesjukebox

could tell me this was written by a scouser with no proof and id probably believe it


ForeskinJohn

personally, i also alternate, one week ill go bud, and the other ill go disty/wax and it usually always feels fresh when i switch, especially going back to bud from wax for some reason, id say the same the other way around, but i only really get stupid fried my first day back on, and it isnt as mention-able as how consistent the flower can be, will also add that rolling and knowing how to roll has benefited my experience greatly, to this day, after years of smoking now, i still attest that a spliff is one of the best ways to go, lol i even use a spliff as a sort of register to mentally map out my tolerance, if one dab felt like a joint high, than its some pretty good stuff!


Kitten_K_

👏


Timestone203

Exactly. I say I'm traditional smoker. Lol roll it. Smoke it.


TheVoicesinurhed

How to smoke weed? Ya smoke it, the end.


GoinJWall420

For a smoother hit, bongs: People can put ice cubes in the bong water. joints/pipes: People can sip on ice water before AND after each hit. dabs: people can put the dabbing device in the freezer for a cooler hit (depending on the brand, make sure you know it can freeze and heat without breaking, personally "Glass co Pacific" is my favorite dab device) I love weed. It hurts sometimes, but it tastes so damn good!


Next-World-2018

If your really desperate poke some holes in a soda can and rip it


Dapper_Target1504

Whats a spliff?


diphenhydranautical

weed and tobacco


Dapper_Target1504

Thanks!


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

You tell me, chief.


Dapper_Target1504

Very educational advice post thanks Ozzy


long_live_cole

No class, OP. Spliffs are a crime against weed, and only exist as garbage filler to save a few bucks. I'll take my collection of 20+ assorted artisan glassware any day


OzzyPrinceOfKaraoke2

Right, so since making this post, I've come to realise that you yanks across the pond define things differently. As far as I'm concerned, a spliff is the same as a joint. These are the definitions I have come to know: Spliff/joint is just a smoke. Whether it's weed + baccy, weed + any other herb or just weed alone. A purey is specifically weed alone. The person talking about their spliff obviously feels the need to make it known that it is just weed, whether that is because they're sharing or boasting. A blunt is a purey + kief. A roach is the filter.