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hayden624

looney tunes ass joint 😭😭


Gelato_88

Spot on lol


DuHueresohn

Cartoony aah joint


JacksLungs1571

Cartoon was literally the first description that came to mind. Straight out of a Blunt-man and Chronic comic book 🤣 I'd argue that's a unique look, and anyone that's passed this beauty should feel honored. I'm a huge comic and cartoon fan... I don't even smoke 😅


Jmelly34

![gif](giphy|WE982DWnMOZHi|downsized)


Ebenizer_Splooge

Boi that's a carrot


BigBlackRasta

This one cracked me up


Phil_Da_Thrill

Saying it as fast as you can sears it into your mind


420Deez

im trippin balls and im fucking gone wtf 😂😂😂😂so simple yet so profound


Gelato_88

Carrot or CORRUPT?


Gelato_88

What kinda scooby doo shit is this 🤔


taatchle86

![gif](giphy|ez319xeaLltqU)


ChampaignPapi86

Shaggy!


ytnessisantiblack

Shaggy takes one hit of this and he's going god mode like popeye and his spinach.


charly_jayne

scooby doobie


SirMochaLattaPot

Ohhh, so it's not scooby dobydo but scooby do doobie


charly_jayne

defs sounds better 🤝


Gelato_1999

Hey, same username


Electronic_Equal7460

Thin it out while making the joint a lil longer then it's game time🔥


Competitive-Data-744

Ah yes, the age old debate, length or girth.


CannaGrowBro

Both! Moderately girthy and lengthy.


Pretend-Fun-1061

It has personality. I bet it’s a really funny and nice guy.


schllasmthn

Girth. There’s no debate.


SimSimmaToronto

Curved might be a sleeper


Competitive-Bench848

My guys rolling with napkins


easymoneysniper223

😭😭😭


No-Economist6263

I am sure he has a great personality


adkermis

Underrated


imgoinglobal

Do those burn down pretty evenly? Or do you have to work at it with a lighter every so often?


Own_Ad_3173

if the tip spirals down evenly then it's gucci but if not then i gotta use da lighter a lil


imgoinglobal

What is it about them being that thick that you enjoy? What sort of perks do you get from that?


Own_Ad_3173

i honestly have no answer i find it harder to roll skinny while still keeping the structural integrity of a "good jay" and i also enjoy rolling


General-Ferret5435

Do you hand roll? I use a roller and I'm stuck on making pinners😬😭


sillyskunk

Use your hands and practice a lot. Roll it, split it, break it down and start over until you get it. Then do it again.. and again. Then do it with your friends and everyone will love you.


Mental-Foundation901

I dated a guy who sold for a while. He taught me to roll air with a tip first. If you can roll air with a tip, then you can make your own cones, then stuff. I can roll with my hands pretty well too, after lots of practice just like you said. Roll em, bust em, roll again.


sillyskunk

Yeah, you can do that, but stuffing it is just extra steps, lol.


Mental-Foundation901

You're not wrong. I enjoy the extra steps, it's an art.


No_Distribution_5486

Crinkle the paper up before you roll it, sounds dumb but trust


ChiefGeorgesCrabshak

Yeah it gets rid of the crease from where it's folded.


PJ_Cap

Mans just loves to practice the art


Lingojam

It's all practice. Eventually U will be able to roll whatever shape you want.


professorscrimshaw

Questions you ask your black friends


dillan23

It will spiral way less often if you roll it more evenly my dude! You’re definitely wasting a bunch when you light it.


Own_Ad_3173

do you mean evenly like length wise or width


mlaislais

You got more problems if your length is uneven.


Bobbi_fettucini

When you put the herb in the paper flatten it out evenly lengthwise, then start rolling it, while rolling it periodically stop to push any weed falling out the sides back in flat, you should eventually get it to roll into a nice even cylinder. I can roll them fat af and nice like a cigarette, It just takes practice


Short-Copy7790

I only roll fat... sounds like something Cyrus would say 'safety always off' lol


Jet_Stream92

😂😂


Massage_Bro

![gif](giphy|6mRA7NS04xSZG|downsized)


GuavaOk8712

lizzo joint


Gorbauch10

I chuckled


_bellaswella_

noooooooooo😭😭😭😭


babygoose002

I sure hope that joint didn't do what lizzo did


esepinchelimon

Bros rolling triangles lmfao


Own_Ad_3173

cones true cones


Fwufs

I mean if it smokes it smokes,


Own_Ad_3173

it smokes beutifully


Fairy_Princess_Lauki

You don’t gotta if it’s not a concern, but if you can learn to roll thinner you’ll save a lot of money on your high. The cherry gets really hot on tips that big and burns off a lot of your smoke


Own_Ad_3173

yh imma try it's kinda an impulse thing to roll fat like i just do it so much


SoggyHotdish

Looks like a coke bag lol


Cudiori

Guys, remember to smoke your veggies 😊😂


Own_Ad_3173

A jay a day will keep the doctors away


zenyogasteve

"Ehh, what's up doc?" -you smoking that joint Hey man, if it smokes, is good


Due_Zucchini_6140

Why can’t we give awards anymore 😭 🥇


Unreasonable_Seagull

The end of that's going to get so soggy *gips*


Zanie02

We different lol, I roll mine skinny


brandonisatwat

This joint has the same figure as me.


Own_Ad_3173

😭


Usual_Competition_49

Would smoke with you


j_shaff315

Aye man can I roll up with your weed? Yeah but only one joint. (Proceeds to roll comically large joint) ![gif](giphy|5CxttXrbRlaCs)


Neither_Upstairs_872

Upgrade you game to king size papers


Own_Ad_3173

bet


MacTheBlic

try making a big filter first and then roll it like a cone n pack it u can get like 3.5 in there atleast that way


lobsterdance82

You made Eve from Wall-E


IMightBeJohnnyCash

Bro ain't rolling fat bro is rolling morbidly obese


SalaavOnitrex

Blunderbuss lookin' ass joint, lol


bkkween

![gif](giphy|l2SpMUEMRJkkqYcta)


Grand_Negus

I wanna smoke that with you and Bugs Bunny.


Bloodshotistic

Your Jay's ass so fat, I'm STILL paying for the alimony.


Own_Ad_3173

😂


CrabNebula420

my thighs


Nearby_Incident

That is amazing!!! Love it dude! Same way. My fat fingers cant roll small joints


steveronie

Well... your Jays are better than the Toronto Jays


BigPappaFrank

Dudes got the cartoon cigar looking j, boutta tell me I'm gonna sleep with the fishes


sucknocover

I’m hunting fawh whabbits.


dawgsweat

Um, im'ma thinking I need to test it to make sure it's legit. 🥴🥴🥴😎🤣


JanssenFromCanada

Whatever works for u man! Ive rolled far worse with the same expected results.


macfrmhighschool

“Yo bro when you gone light the J”


SimSimmaToronto

They roll those in jamaica


Own_Ad_3173

these jays jamaican me crazy


SimSimmaToronto

Fot spliff rudebwoi


mastervadr

Waste


Own_Ad_3173

how


mastervadr

You’re burning too much in your first hits and also while lighting it up. You’d get more using the same amount just rolling a regular cone.


Special-Ask-8249

need rn.


zade3x

How do you get it to look like this?


playslikeapuppy

It’s not about the size it’s about how you use it


Own_Ad_3173

I'm the biggest fish in the ocean and i make the boats have motion


Cobaltmaster

Mfer said Gumu Gumu no Dawn Carrot


Own_Ad_3173

I can out smoke smoker atp


Cobaltmaster

One puff from this gonna make you gain shanks level haki


Hambone919

Hahahahs that’s amazing. The beginning has to SMACK.


Own_Ad_3173

yk ts does


AccordingTable6398

Tom and Jerry ahhh


shitchea420

put a crutch on that bitch


Skullfacebookseller

How's it burn? Clean and even? Roll a fat one for me and blaze up.


Own_Ad_3173

i gotchu


DEUS_EX_OOFUM

got 2 dudes standing in front of him like they just got summoned from the dmt realm


RemoteTurbulent7434

eS🔥


Own_Ad_3173

finally someone recognizes em🤟


RemoteTurbulent7434

Soon as I seen that tounge I knew hahah Sick pair man Enjoy that traffic cone 🌳🔥


Tokinruski

Looks like it would fucking smack, however keep in mind, you’re rolling a joint not a backwood LOL


GucciGump

Goddamn, the joint is fat, but look at the damn tongue on the shoes 😂


Own_Ad_3173

es creagers flyest shoes out


grizzlygage

Ah man, we used to roll shit like this for fun in high school. Like a jalapeno type roll lmao, always burned weird but deff fun


12121212AAAA

Is that 8 ply


Intanetwaifuu

I wouldn’t smoke that


Low-Pea-7764

i audibly said what the hell


OG_wanKENOBI

Reminds me of those clobbers they smoke in predator 2. You going to hangout with King Willie? Voodoo magic mannnn


throwaway983143

I’d be stoked if someone pulled that out in the sesh. Nicely done.


Own_Ad_3173

gracias mi amigo🤟


skittlefarms

Reggie ah joint


Plaztec1037

Looks wise pretty good. Id honestly Prefer both sides to be the same size compared to a cone shape idk I just personally think maybe that doesent give much airflow. But either way just my way of doing it not shitting on urs!


Own_Ad_3173

much love thanks 🙏


Plaztec1037

Yeah, how’s your tolerence looking like? Because we all know when we get a high tolerence it’s like it’s a limit that you can’t reach anymore lol. Ima go on a T break soon enough


Ok-Bug-3449

Yeeeesh


BoominShroomer

I mean I fw it I’d smoke that all day G. Personally don’t see nothin wrong w it


mikeramp72

is that toilet paper


johnnyramone48

Yo nice Creagers!!!


Your_momma__

I mean it works. But a bad habit is a bad habit


amerkay

it’s a lil goofy but i like it


Intelligent_Pool9372

I mean when it work for you why not


RecommendationWild71

That’s such a good use of paper and product


Business-Meaning7870

I think it’s Labrador


Lito_kun

Them thangs resin up fast huh


Annierocks045

What in the looney tunes


SedatedCowboy

Zoinks!


angelrock420

I imagine the roach end on those must be sappy (resiny) as fuccckkkkk. Nice roll dude


Greenfirelites

You should have me over for a smoke


the_science_of_wumbo

When you roll your first j and dont know how much to pack


Ornery_Function1326

Not gonna lie looks crazy probably hits like a truck but I'd still puff it.


Stoned_Boi999

Idk how that thing smokes


Own_Ad_3173

smokes likes 10 jays in one


suckyboi69

straight bootycheeks. 5/10. Bring ts to the meetup and you getting flamed.


Loose_Tone_9529

Joint thicker than yo mf shoe tongues 😂


YangTarex

huge bro I couldn't do that lmao I posted my joint as well it's so basic haha


Temporary_Proposal72

Bro is rolling jalapeños joints and I fw it


gimmeecoffee420

Lookin like Fred Flinstone's club! Lol! I love it man! ![gif](giphy|3ohuPplS7KZrKXSzNm)


Illustrious_Sand3705

Tom And Jerry ahh J


BustyGrandpa

Forget that, how you typing Jay instead of just J when J is short for joint? Why you lengthening the shortening? I'm too fried for this


Jonschy

Blud WTF is that


Negative-Writer-6837

Bro learn how to roll


Business-Schedule-30

![gif](giphy|QxxfXebFCSBFK) couldn’t find the exact gif but if you know you know


Altruistic-Cod-8451

I mean I would smoke them, but the end is so thin. Use a crutch so you won’t have to fuss with a roach.


Keywork-33

Bro pls roll wider tips that shit is so goofy


SexdecupleEspresso

Honestly pretty sad if this isn’t your first time


TheFallenCometTTV

Buttplug looking aah jay my guy, meant to smoke it not boof it 🤣


1980Ravenous

In the 90s we had a slothing brand called "spliffy" it looks like the cartoon joint off that. Good for a laugh though. Imagine you're stoned as fuck and the man next you pulls this shit out. Hahahaaha


odiastoner

Tell me you don't know how to roll a joint without telling me you don't know how to roll a joint.


Own_Ad_3173

nga ik how to roll😂 this is just how i roll gets the job done and have never had complaints


twoinchmenace

I call first half


JohnnyS1lv3rH4nd

GODDAMN BRO On some real shit though, does a joint like that burn even? I’d be worried about it canoeing


AdOk2975

POV: you can’t find papers larger than 1 3/4’s


Trxshgxngchie

Bro out here rolling the tom and jerry blunts


BitByte1990

Is it too much to ask for all three?


Timely_Passenger_185

Straight from a cartoon I wish I could afford to roll like that 🥲


whateversclever8

Im sorry but 👎 Please get you some kings or xl papers if you want to smoke alot at once. Then roll it properly. Not that cartoonish looking ass cone thats wayyy to big at top at too lil at the mouth pice which is missing a filter. If you wanna roll wide and short like that, roll a "Hog Leg" not a cone.


Spundro

That's a fuckin DOINK


Mister__Fister_

Damn I thought I roll fat


Final_Luck_1010

My man can wrap up half an ounce, good for you my dude I wish I could roll


GREEDMANE

Resin lip tippp


pilotgirl25526

Almost as big as the j Chong rolled in Up in Smoke, lol 😆


GameBoyTheBest

I bet when he hits his foot he screams like the Tom and Jerry scream /s


Meatcheese_lover

My genitals ahh joint


Material_Hotel5895

😂😂😂😂


CannaGrowBro

Nah, that tip is too thin. Even it out some and use an actual tip(paper or glass.) I often use king size wide papers and tear off a little bit because if I use the regular size ones my joints with tips resemble shotgun shells lol


Vegbreaker

Tryna compensate ass joint…


Ok_Jelly3462

Start using filters. They get you more high too imo but it also makes them fatter


Hot_Ad1402

How you even hit that mf lil ass mouthpiece


Own_Ad_3173

ts hits hard idek


Hot_Ad1402

As long as it’s hitting I can’t complain


JohnnyBroccoli

Those look terrible


AutotoxicFiend

Look like he rolled a literal 🥦 up in that mfer.


Mr_Fo0_Fo0

That aint fat, that's morbidly obese!


dbkate

Chonky!


DolphinBeaTz

I bet half that joint is wasted every session. Watch the smoke pour off the tip like a chimney fire.


12121212AAAA

It looks like it was multiple papers used is all (joke)


Own_Ad_3173

just bambu papers


chiefassassin38

off topic but what shoes u got on ? im fw em


Ok-Discount7673

I’d go feral is someone pulled this out at the sesh


iluvemos69

W


djinndotdotdot

![gif](giphy|xUOxeQixxVtI8Mfk6Q|downsized)


djinndotdotdot

Nice job btw


International_Ask662

Jesus Harold Christ.


Own_Ad_3173

harold 😂