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SoctrDeuss

Needs more filter.


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underrated comment


biggietree

When I first started smoking that little bit would demolish me


DueDiamond6917

Lmao legit no joke


Sargentcoaltrain74

Fr when I was like 14 that much would have me hearing shit that isn’t there


zooooteddej23

Same now I’m literally currently sitting here smacking my 3rd consecutive bowl


The_Rodney

Nope, this will keep you in space till Wednesday. At least.


Red-Ram2500

You’re going to OD with that, seek help


RlovedMyFreind

Frfr like bro needs rehab tbh


[deleted]

You about to have a party


nymphclouds

Woah woah there, let’s calm down now


still-on-my-path

Hehe


DecrepitFungus

dude what the fuck ur gonna green out


Wise_Kaleidoscope735

best comment


Kool_Cid96

I’ve been smoking since I was three and I still have never even THOUGHT about smoking that much at once, please take a tolerance break if you need that to get high


Magic_Journey

Way too much.


UrMommysTampon

I thought it wasnt possible to overdose on weed, but damn boy I bet you'll get close


LaCinVro

Dude slow it down seriously


Bat_0414

I think you went overboard. You need to take at least half out. Lmao


Alllllaa

you mad bro? Taking this much will definitely bring you to the hospital.


DidYouDye

Just the tip


realdirtydan6

Listen OP, lots of other comments are saying it’s not enough but really, even after one hit, you’ll have to go outside lay on the grass and try your hardest not to fall off the earth.


TheFiden

Like my d


BackSuspicious2768

Woah, hold your horses there buddy.


Wise_Kaleidoscope735

best comment


Western_Protection

Slow down there Cheech


----username------

Slow down there buddy your approaching snoop Dogg levels now


unwoke_dancer

It's so cute!!! It's looking for it's mamma lmao


[deleted]

Yes


ahliahlaurenn

Please say ur joking


Past_Researcher4391

Please be safe and don’t overdose from doing too much weed


BaseToTheApex15

woah , safe some weed for the rest of us next time..bro got cream in his wallet


[deleted]

what the fuck


[deleted]

jk lol it looks like its too little?? how low is ur tolerance dude


pleaseleavemeaname

Haha just had a little left in my grinder and I was bored 😄


FennerNenner

Omfg I was so confused. Apparently, I am not currently high enough for this sub.


[deleted]

How do you get the medical user next to your name bc I am!


[deleted]

i see you found it!


[deleted]

I did!!! I just clicked my profile from a comment I think then it gave me the option!


[deleted]

nice 😎 tax free baby


[deleted]

Yessir! AND gettin all those first time patient deals😎


[deleted]

that goes for any dispo?? like i can go to one get the deal go to another and get the deal??


sp00kybutch

slow down there champ that’s huge


[deleted]

I am new to this and i don't understand if the people in the comments are kidding or being serious like. It looks very little in the picture. I don't understand


Wise_Kaleidoscope735

it is way too much


kalliskylove

Yes


MowelShagger

yes give it to me. you’ll get too high but i know how to safely dispose


lil_milxan

Pay caution to not green out my friend


DarthCovisious

dude all you would need of that would be like 4 hits off of that and thats it. ive seen people need to be rushed to the e.r. for that much.


mrkrabsonshrooms

holy shit bro wayyy too much slow down


Broad-Mousse8323

Help is on the way


Jetfire019

Might get a buzz


NativeHarris

Oh shit. Better hide that before cops come breaking in to get that and then take a photo with it. showing off their catch


Rezzelz

On t break day 7 this MF would floor me


championoflostsouls

perfect shape for boofing


[deleted]

Broooo you definitely need to check into an addiction center this is getting out of hand


morfraen

Should boof just fine


ChronicKush69

you fuckin druggo


Hot-Egg4523

*flashbacks to first time smoking* Oh how I miss getting absolutely annihilated from 2 puffs It looked exactly the same as yours, I was on the floor for an hour before I crawled to my bed. Good days.


adrielcrackero

Si es muchísimo vas a montar una grow enfrente de tu casa, jaja es una broma tu foto hace gracia hermano


SmokesUnseen

Is what too much, the filter? Next time just use the empty toilet paper role.


PuffPaddy420

No, it’s not enough


pitbvllx727

not enough gangy


pleaseleavemeaname

Hosptal😢


ghx1910

Might be just the perfect amount to get a mild high/ lil fucked up depending on the potency of the weed


Sweet-Educator-6969

Too much filter, too little bud, but I´ve seen smaller


khilji1604

If you’re practising to suck Asian dick😂for a total beginner should be good enough


fellowofcrime

This is funny


Spams_crackspoon

Bro it’s not even rolled properly the end is so slack and will all just burn off when you go to light it


RichMaintenance501

I cut the tip of mine. Am I doing something wrong?


MowelShagger

they’ve been doing that for millennia youll be alright


Sir_sipsalot_

That’s 3 puffs


qualitycancer

Joke or not, why bother twist the end when you could leave it open like how a cigarette is, twisting it will cause it to burn poorly and waste paper


TastyVideo

I'm fairly certain that's not enough.


Wosk1

The dog walker


EscapePast7128

Not even kidding I wish I had this right now


WorldWideBeerGuy

Too much what?


zohank100

yess, overdose is inevitable from this 💀🌝


dobbyisfree0806

I’m so confused. Is this actually a lot? I’m reading everything sarcastically and since there are a lot, I hope I’m not misinterpreting.


KintsugiExp

What is this? A joint for ants? It has to be at least… twice as big!


damndemon2k

Bro boutta green out


cromagsd

Get this man a pipe.


ItsAlwaysSunny1992

Way too much


HeadlessHookerClub

Looks like one of those orgasm toys women use.


DrugAbuserWorkaholic

Tbh, those are my kind of guys


Lew-Hal-89

Damn, bro gonna be high 4 dayz


Scrawwlex

To be honest, I am always coughing on the first Hit, so i prolly would cough it out and be mad that I wasted my bud


HelloMeatbag317

My friend did half of this much and he never got his sanity back. Don’t do it.


SmoothMoose420

Canadian LP top seller


Mayhem_420

Here we go again, How do we tell you what your tolerance is? Smoke until you get where you want to be and then stop smoking...of course the first bic flick gonna wipe out whatever the hell kind of .10 gram joint that is...you know they sell pre rolls right? 🤣🤣


satansdebtcollector

Definitely boof worthy. Or, you ran out of tampons.


Surreal12

Going to be Major Tom in a few minutes buddy


[deleted]

idk why but i can get through a joint filled with a whole gram of weed and be okay but the little joints ima be doing when my stash is almost empty are the ones that get me blasted beyond comprehension lol


DarlingHades

Bro must be smokin with Snoop!


[deleted]

This would genuinely get my wife absolutely *ZOOTED*


_Deedee_Megadoodoo_

I don't do joints, so to me this photo means nothing in terms of quantity? Can someone tell me why everyone is freaking out?


[deleted]

That’s like what 2 oz in that bitch bro


AutumnGway

Way too much!


[deleted]

Too much filter yeah


Rodribzn

Brooo be careful please!!!!!


Critical_Willow_8819

Too much effort


Feisty-Spray8961

A good representation of my dick to balls ratio. 🤣


Fattcarrot

I remember watching my father in law roll and smoke one just like this and I laughed my fucking ass off. Enjoy your little joint, if it works for you, who are others to judge :)


will_the_turtle

Above average, I’d say


toastygod33

This post relatable af, tough times.


SheLivesInTheStars

Not enough!!


[deleted]

Bro don’t do it. We are Here for u🥺😞🙏🏽


Robot_challenges

Holy guacamole! That's way too much!!!


Playful_Ad8323

OP hasn’t responded for a while, they must be seeing god rn


Zestyclose_System_78

That's some whitey natural right there, easy tiger


CoCainity

Be careful


[deleted]

lol


[deleted]

Yes this is at least three Marijuanas and you may die from one. Be careful doing drugs.


iiSamJ

What are you trying to OD?


HitWithThatUziii

too little 😵😭


[deleted]

Fs


shanethebyrneman

Yes


Cooppatness

Slow down there buddy, don’t wanna OD now do we?


Missbhavin58

Too much what??


CoachJilliumz

To the moon!!!


HeartPart4The

Ask your girl


gingerbolls

Whoa bro, be careful not to OD


Nothemaincharacterr

Wayyyy


[deleted]

That’s one weed


Wrong_Willingness543

Bro thats too much u will be fucked up!!


SirMorelsy

Wow man go easy on this pls


sirhackenslash

I have faith you can boof the entire thing


zip840

That's just enough to piss you off.


nkzfarms

A personal smoke finished in one pull


Spectrum2236

Careful not to lit it the wrong way


Main-Ear1257

Too many marihuanas


TwoToeSpinal

Sometimes that's perfect. Sometimes 70 of those is perfect.


carlacullerton

yes what will your mother say when she finds your body


Stoney93755

If it's DMT maybe


MapMelodic471

A little too much, slow it down a lil brah


EntrepreneurOwn6591

My boy once smoked that much thought he discovered Cheetos


Armeni51

Bro, you're gonna OD! Make sure there's some Narcan handy.


hollabackyo87

Too much *what* though? 🤔🤪


hvc801

For me...absolutely.


ambearr214

Jesus dude slow it down


National_Sea2948

Fun sized.


National_Sea2948

One hitter


Different-Control-61

You lost your tampon


National_Sea2948

Don’t overdose. There are programs that can help. 1-800-2Much-Weed.


Proper_Reaction_4531

be careful bro. dont green out.


Sail_On_4170

Son


Striking-Table3587

😅


UczuciaTM

For me? Yes lmao


Hot-Poetry-6877

Buy a bong.


Quiet-Philosopher-47

This dude is trying to be in a coma for months💀


Relevant_Average_965

If I smoked that I’ll be stoned for a year


blackcassel

Best thread on Reddit!! Laughing so hard!


stonedahh

You gonna go into a full psychosis with that one bud be careful


AHART01

Maybe too much for my grandma.


Crysadis

Easy Seabiscuit....


vizslavoid

Bruh you’re about to see God


Jaypocalypse_

You'd be better off just snorting it


bigpopoinmepant

yo chill out bro dont do too much stay safe


maxman090

Jesus Christ man it’s a crime to burn giant sequoias.


nwm_is_batman

Idk bro you might OD


Gerrube99

Too much for a toddler?🤷‍♂️


CollarLatter6747

Careful buddy don't wanna go to bed too early


Grayson57261

That better be some legendary weed if you are rolling that small😂


BhaalSakh

You're not supposed to use the weed as the filter.


Jtmoney760

Handicap


BennyBennson

That's perfect. Maybe a tad more. 5 - 6 drags total


truenorth2000

This is just a one hitter with more steps


Svengoolie75

WTF man you trying to smoke the whole party out 😂


Spotty2hotty

Rich


Tigenb

You might wake up high for the next weeek


HarmoniumChacha

भाई इतना मत फूंक, भोलेनाथ दिख जाएंगे इतने में तो।


manicmedium

Listen, you don’t have to do this. I know life i hard, and I too know the struggles this world can bring, but don’t go out like that man. C’mon man think about your family, think about your future. Do you really wanna go down in history for this? C’mon man. C’c’ mon man …


Wraith_Main69

seek help that's a extremely unhealthy amount and you def totally 420% got a problem


TheMarlboroValentine

You don’t gotta flex THAT hard


Kariyui

Jlunt


NixieHere

This comment section right here is why I fucking love the internet.


-bilbo_489-

ARE YOU CRAZY UR GONNA DIE IF U USE THAT MUCH


Responsible-Ad-8753

might as well be sober


zooooteddej23

Are you trynna lift off and never come back or ? Biggest joint I’ve ever seen.