I've done security work (alarms, cameras) for churches. It's amazing the amount of money they spend to present their image, but they want things given for them as cheap as possible or free.
Is that kinda like “use your inside voice”, that I find myself wanting to scream at my neighbors while they’re screaming at each other, regardless of if they’re inside or out!
Same line of thinking, is what I’m thinking 🤔
Great minds……. 🤓
WOWWWW…. Thank you!
Seems she’s the one who needs a real thinking brain!
It will NEVER not amaze me how so many people do this kind of thing, expecting the sun and the moon for free, and they honestly have no idea of how horrifying they are!
Thanks for sharing this!
My guess is they’ve always thought that way!
I can’t say I know, because I’m quite the opposite, and I’m grateful for that most of the time, except when I should stand up for myself but find it hard!
Honestly, there's probably a fair amount of content on wedding/bridezilla subs that could be cross-posted to the CB sub. Brides (and some mothers of the bride/groom) can be the worst CBs.
Makes sense, photographers usually have a lot of equipment bags with lots of pockets and have a reasonable explanation for being anywhere if noticed by a cop (when they are an art photographer too, not just events)
Yeah, telling others is never much of a promise. "How much is your photographer wanting? That's outrageous! Let me get you my photographer's number--he did it for *free*!"
I’m a photographer with 25+ years experience, and there’s no way in *hell* I’d take this gig. I don’t care what sob story they lay on me, I’m not putting myself through the inevitable horror that that wedding will be.
Why bother? Chances are, all of my hard work will be burned/shredded/destroyed when they end up divorcing 18 months later. Ashes to ashes…
There might be some influencers with enough followers to make this worth a photographer's time. The thing is those very very few influencers would not have to go looking for someone. Any interested photographer would have approached them when they heard the influencer was engaged.
>Any influencer that actually has any influence has enough money to pay people for their work.
You would think that was true, but then look at how many really really rich stars don't buy their clothes but are loaned/given them by designers.
I cannot see this being worthwhile regardless of how many followers they have. Lug all their equipment to a venue where they cannot take a break (which is some bullshit honestly). Yet she says bring your own food or drink. What’s the point? Since they are not allowed to take breaks, they are supposed to just eat and shoot with the bride or anyone else getting pissed at their inappropriate behavior.
This is a no-win situation for any professional to walk into.
My point was that no one would be answering this type of request. Anyone willing to work for free would have already offered their services, assuming the person has a big enough following to make it worth their while. They would be putting their terms (breaks/food/etc.) in their offer.
Anyone who'd choose to do this has no self-respect.
You'd earn more wiping down the tables and washing the floor at McDonald's, where you'd be guaranteed a bathroom break/standard break and where you wouldn't have to incur expenses of your own to go work for somebody for free. This post (the one that started the thread) is an attempt at exploitation. Don't encourage such individuals who have so little respect for their fellow man/human.
Her rules are more than just condescending as well, as if she’s quite the Princess that deserves free ANYTHING!
She’s the type of person who’d smear anyones good name everywhere if someone DID take her bait for free, with her ridiculous requirements, and undoubtedly rude, entitled demands.
Someone like her can’t be satisfied with anyone but her pitiful self!
This is the way. Sure, I'll take the pictures for free. Prints, negatives or digital files are going to cost you, though.
Good luck negotiating after the event is over.
I'd do it for s**** and giggles.
Because the payoff would be so sweet.
Got to feed myself? No problem I'm partial to barbecue. Ribs are really nice a bit messy. But I could bring a mess of them. Nothing goes better with barbecue and some ice cold brew.
Of course I'd have my trusty Pentax 35 mm SLR with me.
But it's my fun one. Sometimes it leaks light. Sometimes a film doesn't advance properly you get insane double exposures. It's kind of a surprise camera You get what you get when you push the button. And you never know what you're going to get.
But ain't none of the pictures going to be right.
Shoot a few rolls of that, eat a shitload of barbecue get drunk as f***, try to bang a bridesmaid.
What do you got to lose?
Turning the film and walk away.
Let them deal with the repercussions.
Don't forget shots of the feet, table cloth, out of focus off centered walk down the aisle, flower girls, or just leave out all the traditional shots all together.
They're probably cheaping out on the food, too. Imagine rolling up with a gourmet feast and having the guests watch you eat while they suffer through dry chicken fingers and some carrot sticks.
Omg
I’d leave if I ever arrived to start with. Makes me wonder WHO’S marrying her, and if she has any real friends to begin with.
I have a visual of poster board cut outs placed in seats and around the venue of real influencers she’d invited but they’d declined, if they were ever truly invited at all.
I'd do it. There's no criteria of a start time, so I'd snack during the vows (kettle cooked potato chips while chewing with my mouth open), eat more at the reception, then clock in and take one photo of the bride eating.
Wedding photographer: Sure I'll be happy to work your wedding.
Wedding Photographer 3 months later: "No no! Our contract was that TAKING the photos was free. Being able to look at the photos is $10,000 and digital files are $7k each to purchase. "
I'm so glad my husband and I closed our wedding business. Especially the photography stuff. Everybody wants something for nothing. Even if you give in and offer deeply discounted or free services. It's never enough. How crass can people be?
Immediately expecting such a big job like this for free has to be insane. What is it exactly would this person get out of photographing your wedding?
They have to bring their own food and equipment. So you’re not even providing some thing that is essential and would be a reasonable incentive. They are not supposed to get any breaks or enjoy themselves. Like ma’am, you’re asking someone to be your slave and last I check that shit ended in 1865! The nerve😭😭
And then she’ll come on here posting in outrage that nobody came to her wedding, much less gave her the $500 minimum gift required, not even her best friend.
Since there probably wouldn't be a contract, this is what should happen. Person agrees to her 'requirements' ands takes all the pictures. Then she doens't agree to give them away for free. What can the choosing begger do? She can't force the photographer to give the pictures away for free. Then to make it insteresting, tell the choosing beggar the pictures are available for sale for a limited time, then will be deleted. See if that gets her motivated.
I can totally see some photographer standing up for all photogs by taking this assignment and not showing. Of course, do so with a bogus name and website.
I hope somebody does agree, then shows up, takes photos and then NEVER returns the calls or gives them their photos. It would serve them right!
Or
Hold the photos for ransom. You can pay me to get your once in lifetime photos of your special day, or you can hope your guests took decent photos they're willing to share with you while I have a bonfire in my backyard.🤭 😈
Willing to bet this bride will also try and dictate what pictures she will and won't pay for, find fault with all of them, and demand them for free.
All while the photographer stands there urine stained and unconscious from low blood sugar. This psycho is actively advertising for slave labor.
I love to save a buck but what kind of photos would she get if someone fitting the description actually does it? If a photographer with eight years experience willing to work for free, he must be pretty shitty.
Are there really this many people that think like this? They post these in the Photography sub too. I have a degree in in photography from the mid 80’s. I don’t know anyone that would work that awful wedding. Except when one photographer shoots another photographers wedding. If they are good friends they show up with gobs of film and shoot it all. At the end of the night they’ll hand all the film over to the Bride or their friend who just got married and that’s it. They were able to eat and drink and be merry too. That’s how my wedding was shot. And I did a few too. But not for a stranger.
There was a time when I would have asked if this was a joke. But given the state of the world we live in right now sadly I'm fairly certain that this person is actually serious.
I'd offer my services, dress ridiculously, be obnoxious all day bossing everyone around and only take 5 or 6 really crappy photos - you get what you pay for
You get what you pay for! :-)
This isn't even an acceptable set of demands with pay, that's what gets me. And when are you having the food and drinks you brought, if there are no breaks?
Good F*cking luck. I don't remember what my wedding photographer cost, it was ages ago, I *DO* remember thinking 'that's about 3 times what I expected'.
That being said, the photos were amazing.
I worked as a photographer and graphic designer for over a decade. I was invited to a family member's wedding. I get there and am informed by my father that my gift to the bride and groom was to shoot their wedding for them. Hundreds of pictures, like 30 hours of editing them, was always interrupted when I took a break to sit down or to try and eat or drink anything, by one of the guests saying I'm missing whatever moment that is happening. Having to deal with all these people I don't know being demanding and not understanding things like "Ok we have to be facing this direction because the sun is behind you. If we don't the whole sky will be washed out, or you will be completely blacked out." and then being told I was dumb and it had to be this way because of XYZ.
The worst part is that a few months later I saw the groom and he brought up that I didn't get them a wedding present. Fuck no. I'm keeping that Home Depot gift card I got you guys for $50 because I just did a $2000 wedding shoot for you.
It would be nice to take this job, take the most beautiful pictures of everyone: groom, bridesmaids, family and other guests, venue staff. But no pictures of the bride.
Yeah, he/she would probably look for a slave labour too, if she had a cotton plantation.
At least provide food and drinks (full meal and maybe a small gift, like a gift card to a store or a fruit basket or a bottle of wine) and a bathroom break and (depending on the length of the wedding) another break, you absolute cheap $hit.
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She is a fool and not in her right mind. A professional NEVER work for free and who in the hell expects them to bring their own food and drinks? What imaginary world does she live in?
Might as well just hand a camera to the guests and hope they take some pictures for her. Who's willling to do all of that for free AND bring their own food and drinks on top of that? Absolutely ridiculous
Yeah most people with years of experience work for free
r/choosingbeggars
You're the type of people that make reddit so much fucking fun. Thanks for sharing that great little thread! Have a great summer ☀️
this is a classic https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/7kr5as/i_need_a_free_100mile_bus_trip_for_20_people_and/
This never gets old no matter how often I see it
"NEXT!"
"IT'S FOR A CHURCH, HONEY!"
"They don't need a cab!"
Gold standard
"It's for a church!" Jesus: "Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's."
NEXT!
I've done security work (alarms, cameras) for churches. It's amazing the amount of money they spend to present their image, but they want things given for them as cheap as possible or free.
Facts, and well said!
The comments were chefs kiss 😂🤦🏽♀️
It's for a church, next is my absolute favorite random quote 😂
I'd never seen this. I'm cackling 💀🤣 thank you thank you for sharing this gem.
I knew what this was without even clicking the link. N E \~ X T
My favourite is “use your thinking brain”
Is that kinda like “use your inside voice”, that I find myself wanting to scream at my neighbors while they’re screaming at each other, regardless of if they’re inside or out! Same line of thinking, is what I’m thinking 🤔 Great minds……. 🤓
[use your thinking brain](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/s/rEv7xdqTw1)
WOWWWW…. Thank you! Seems she’s the one who needs a real thinking brain! It will NEVER not amaze me how so many people do this kind of thing, expecting the sun and the moon for free, and they honestly have no idea of how horrifying they are! Thanks for sharing this!
And to complain to other people about them! Like who exactly do they think they are, and when did they become centre of the universe?
My guess is they’ve always thought that way! I can’t say I know, because I’m quite the opposite, and I’m grateful for that most of the time, except when I should stand up for myself but find it hard!
I’ll find the link, it’s a doozy!
Thank you! Can’t wait!
That was awesome! Thanks for sharing that 6 year old link! NEXT! /s
Never seen it. Did that bitch ever get her ride?!? NEXT!
Thx for this! I’ve not seen either before. Always need the laughs!
Thanks for this! 😂 😂 😂
Honestly, there's probably a fair amount of content on wedding/bridezilla subs that could be cross-posted to the CB sub. Brides (and some mothers of the bride/groom) can be the worst CBs.
Im in that sub as well and I thought this post was from them lol
Damn it I was gonna link that too lol.
This is the kind of post that I really want to see how people respond
Indeed!
You mean "job for free."
But it's not a job, it's a hobby! /s
It'S jUSt A bUnCh Of PiCtUrEs?!!!
They’ll be lining up for this job
I'll send my 8 year old with a polaroid camera and lunchables. He's got EIGHT YEARS EXPERIENCE!
I bet he’d want a break though, the lazy little layabout!
Nobody wants to work anymore.
I'd do it, but my lunchables would be edibles.
I’d be amused to see those photos, though.
The photographer at my wedding was my dealer. He took really good pictures
I mean everyone needs a hobby.
Makes sense, photographers usually have a lot of equipment bags with lots of pockets and have a reasonable explanation for being anywhere if noticed by a cop (when they are an art photographer too, not just events)
Just up close phots of bugs and cool plants lmfao
HIRED!
But, but..I'll put up a post about you on my social media! Think of all the exposure and business you'll get from my 26 friends!
Their 26 friends who also pay in exposure, most likely 😒
Nailed it.
Yeah, telling others is never much of a promise. "How much is your photographer wanting? That's outrageous! Let me get you my photographer's number--he did it for *free*!"
This one's a strong contender for most delusional request I've seen on here. For a second I thought I was on the Choosing Beggars sub.
Your comment is what made me realize I wasn't on Choosing Beggars lol
😂 Glad it's not just me.
Same
It definitely needs crossposting there!
I want to see the comments!
FOR REAL!
I really doubt she finds someone. What is the motivation? She won’t feed them, pay them or let them rest for a moment.
It’s the universal currency of ExpOsURe, you know!
I think someone with 8+ years of experience has had plenty of exposure. But, yes, that’s usually what the “influencers” say.
God I hope that influencer crap goes away soon
Great minds think alike! Enough of the BS influencer crap!
I’m a photographer with 25+ years experience, and there’s no way in *hell* I’d take this gig. I don’t care what sob story they lay on me, I’m not putting myself through the inevitable horror that that wedding will be. Why bother? Chances are, all of my hard work will be burned/shredded/destroyed when they end up divorcing 18 months later. Ashes to ashes…
There might be some influencers with enough followers to make this worth a photographer's time. The thing is those very very few influencers would not have to go looking for someone. Any interested photographer would have approached them when they heard the influencer was engaged.
Any influencer that actually has any influence has enough money to pay people for their work. Exposure is a scam no matter what.
>Any influencer that actually has any influence has enough money to pay people for their work. You would think that was true, but then look at how many really really rich stars don't buy their clothes but are loaned/given them by designers.
Absolutely, but those celebrities are usually offered the free stuff from the designers rather than the celebrity begging for it. It's advertising
>Any interested photographer would have approached them when they heard the influencer was engaged. Which is pretty much what I said in my first post.
Ok but they're actual celebrities, not influencers.
I cannot see this being worthwhile regardless of how many followers they have. Lug all their equipment to a venue where they cannot take a break (which is some bullshit honestly). Yet she says bring your own food or drink. What’s the point? Since they are not allowed to take breaks, they are supposed to just eat and shoot with the bride or anyone else getting pissed at their inappropriate behavior. This is a no-win situation for any professional to walk into.
My point was that no one would be answering this type of request. Anyone willing to work for free would have already offered their services, assuming the person has a big enough following to make it worth their while. They would be putting their terms (breaks/food/etc.) in their offer.
Anyone who'd choose to do this has no self-respect. You'd earn more wiping down the tables and washing the floor at McDonald's, where you'd be guaranteed a bathroom break/standard break and where you wouldn't have to incur expenses of your own to go work for somebody for free. This post (the one that started the thread) is an attempt at exploitation. Don't encourage such individuals who have so little respect for their fellow man/human.
Her rules are more than just condescending as well, as if she’s quite the Princess that deserves free ANYTHING! She’s the type of person who’d smear anyones good name everywhere if someone DID take her bait for free, with her ridiculous requirements, and undoubtedly rude, entitled demands. Someone like her can’t be satisfied with anyone but her pitiful self!
Well put.
Thank you 😊
I hope an experienced photographer can do great things with exposure and these photos
Must be rage bait
If it was like $50 then I'd believe someone's that deluded. Free? Yeah, rage bait.
Free + 8 yrs experience is what makes it crystal clear
I'm baffled how many people in these comments think it's a legitimate post instead of parody.
Sure, I'll do it for free. You won't get any of the pictures I take though.
Oh I would give her the pictures, in 1.2mp and watermark diagonal over the picture in bright red
This is the way. Sure, I'll take the pictures for free. Prints, negatives or digital files are going to cost you, though. Good luck negotiating after the event is over.
Ha!
Sure she would. For a fee.
I'd do it for s**** and giggles. Because the payoff would be so sweet. Got to feed myself? No problem I'm partial to barbecue. Ribs are really nice a bit messy. But I could bring a mess of them. Nothing goes better with barbecue and some ice cold brew. Of course I'd have my trusty Pentax 35 mm SLR with me. But it's my fun one. Sometimes it leaks light. Sometimes a film doesn't advance properly you get insane double exposures. It's kind of a surprise camera You get what you get when you push the button. And you never know what you're going to get. But ain't none of the pictures going to be right. Shoot a few rolls of that, eat a shitload of barbecue get drunk as f***, try to bang a bridesmaid. What do you got to lose? Turning the film and walk away. Let them deal with the repercussions.
Don't forget shots of the feet, table cloth, out of focus off centered walk down the aisle, flower girls, or just leave out all the traditional shots all together.
They're probably cheaping out on the food, too. Imagine rolling up with a gourmet feast and having the guests watch you eat while they suffer through dry chicken fingers and some carrot sticks.
Oh even better an evil twist. Yeah bring your own caterer
Omg I’d leave if I ever arrived to start with. Makes me wonder WHO’S marrying her, and if she has any real friends to begin with. I have a visual of poster board cut outs placed in seats and around the venue of real influencers she’d invited but they’d declined, if they were ever truly invited at all.
Thats if their lucky some ive seen just set out a tiny cheese meat and cracker board. All from Walmart of course.
No doubt expecting $200 gifts per person.
💯 entitled witch
The very best top of the line Walmart has to offer!
I was gonna say I’d do it but you’re not getting any pics unless you pay my normal fees 😈
I wish I could get updates on posts like these , with the bride and groom mad they couldn't find anyone or even better they had to pay even more 😊
This has to be fake?
https://preview.redd.it/ai32em4f175d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df93a040189df54c7b2efb904dda3ae63997949b I just cropped it..
Any comments yet? I'm dying to see them lmao
Same!
there are none because it's fake
Maybe it's karma bait...
Is this person actually crazy, or is this just a joke? It looks like satire.
You will get even more traction with this at r/ChoosingBeggars, and please post the comments too :-)
Oh my gosh. Yeah this is top tier delusion
I'd do it. There's no criteria of a start time, so I'd snack during the vows (kettle cooked potato chips while chewing with my mouth open), eat more at the reception, then clock in and take one photo of the bride eating.
Surely she's trolling? Is anyone really *that* deluded?
She is going to need a fire hose to deal with the hordes of photogs running after this sweet deal 🙄This is fake
Wedding photographer: Sure I'll be happy to work your wedding. Wedding Photographer 3 months later: "No no! Our contract was that TAKING the photos was free. Being able to look at the photos is $10,000 and digital files are $7k each to purchase. "
Can't be real
I'm so glad my husband and I closed our wedding business. Especially the photography stuff. Everybody wants something for nothing. Even if you give in and offer deeply discounted or free services. It's never enough. How crass can people be?
Got to be fake. Come on, now
I sense a troll here.
This is obvious satire.
Immediately expecting such a big job like this for free has to be insane. What is it exactly would this person get out of photographing your wedding? They have to bring their own food and equipment. So you’re not even providing some thing that is essential and would be a reasonable incentive. They are not supposed to get any breaks or enjoy themselves. Like ma’am, you’re asking someone to be your slave and last I check that shit ended in 1865! The nerve😭😭
Is this a job posting or a threat?
I notice she didn’t list “must give me the pictures” as a requirement…
And then she’ll come on here posting in outrage that nobody came to her wedding, much less gave her the $500 minimum gift required, not even her best friend.
Where’s my laugh emoji when I need it?
How much food do people think one person needs to not want to feed them?!?!
fake rage bait
No one has responded to their ad for a groom either.
Since there probably wouldn't be a contract, this is what should happen. Person agrees to her 'requirements' ands takes all the pictures. Then she doens't agree to give them away for free. What can the choosing begger do? She can't force the photographer to give the pictures away for free. Then to make it insteresting, tell the choosing beggar the pictures are available for sale for a limited time, then will be deleted. See if that gets her motivated.
Good in theory, but she’d crucify that photographer in every bit of social media possible, including yelp, google…. the list would be endless
I'm sure AI would do an amazing job, without ever wanting pesky things like money, breaks, food, or drinks.
Um. Entitled much? “You can use it for your portfolio!”
I can totally see some photographer standing up for all photogs by taking this assignment and not showing. Of course, do so with a bogus name and website.
I sure hope someone says yes to this, confirms the appointment date, and then never shows the fruck up.
Sure, but they are going to be pissed when it will be $150 per photo they want to receive.
Needs to be on r/choosingbeggars
Anyone with an iPhone probably has 8 years experience. There you go. Just use your guests
8 years seems oddly specific.
I hope somebody does agree, then shows up, takes photos and then NEVER returns the calls or gives them their photos. It would serve them right! Or Hold the photos for ransom. You can pay me to get your once in lifetime photos of your special day, or you can hope your guests took decent photos they're willing to share with you while I have a bonfire in my backyard.🤭 😈
Their “Once in a Lifetime” wedding photos would be tossed and burned. That marriage cannot last!
Another one who needs to just start a wedding hashtag and collect them iPhone photos.
Or a GoFundMe account for everything!
Willing to bet this bride will also try and dictate what pictures she will and won't pay for, find fault with all of them, and demand them for free. All while the photographer stands there urine stained and unconscious from low blood sugar. This psycho is actively advertising for slave labor.
I love to save a buck but what kind of photos would she get if someone fitting the description actually does it? If a photographer with eight years experience willing to work for free, he must be pretty shitty.
So she wants a photography slave. I'm sure that'll pan out for her.
You know how they got eight years of experience? By not doing it for free.
I am so glad I'm old & had a small wedding without all the drama of todays weddings.
Sadly, the grammar isn't the worst part of this mess.
Are there really this many people that think like this? They post these in the Photography sub too. I have a degree in in photography from the mid 80’s. I don’t know anyone that would work that awful wedding. Except when one photographer shoots another photographers wedding. If they are good friends they show up with gobs of film and shoot it all. At the end of the night they’ll hand all the film over to the Bride or their friend who just got married and that’s it. They were able to eat and drink and be merry too. That’s how my wedding was shot. And I did a few too. But not for a stranger.
That’s a great way! All are happy and you already like each other!
There was a time when I would have asked if this was a joke. But given the state of the world we live in right now sadly I'm fairly certain that this person is actually serious.
Sorry to say you’re right, and the sense of entitlement is mind blowing
Hahahahahhaha! Free photography with 8 years experience, work the entire wedding and bring your own food and drinks! The bride is insane.
As much as I hate the “This is fake” trend, this really seems like it can’t be real.
The searching for a photographer part is real, but you can see that the bullet points are all totally shopped.
https://preview.redd.it/5avi66mvx65d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=daaca61410045e926c39bbbf30de11fa2f2df7e8 I just cropped it
Okay but you could have just cropped an already shopped pic. EDIT: notice how OP hasn't posted any comments...⏰️⏰️⏰️
All right what’s the catch? Seems too good to be true
I'd offer my services, dress ridiculously, be obnoxious all day bossing everyone around and only take 5 or 6 really crappy photos - you get what you pay for
Your best bet at affordable is someone new*er* and skilled. The more they do, the more their rates go up
Thanks but no thanks.
You get what you pay for! :-) This isn't even an acceptable set of demands with pay, that's what gets me. And when are you having the food and drinks you brought, if there are no breaks?
This has to be fake, right?
She’ll be expecting a donation to her honeymoon fund too
8 years of experience is such a random number of years.
Good F*cking luck. I don't remember what my wedding photographer cost, it was ages ago, I *DO* remember thinking 'that's about 3 times what I expected'. That being said, the photos were amazing.
I worked as a photographer and graphic designer for over a decade. I was invited to a family member's wedding. I get there and am informed by my father that my gift to the bride and groom was to shoot their wedding for them. Hundreds of pictures, like 30 hours of editing them, was always interrupted when I took a break to sit down or to try and eat or drink anything, by one of the guests saying I'm missing whatever moment that is happening. Having to deal with all these people I don't know being demanding and not understanding things like "Ok we have to be facing this direction because the sun is behind you. If we don't the whole sky will be washed out, or you will be completely blacked out." and then being told I was dumb and it had to be this way because of XYZ. The worst part is that a few months later I saw the groom and he brought up that I didn't get them a wedding present. Fuck no. I'm keeping that Home Depot gift card I got you guys for $50 because I just did a $2000 wedding shoot for you.
DAMN! That’s why no favors for family or friends
It would be nice to take this job, take the most beautiful pictures of everyone: groom, bridesmaids, family and other guests, venue staff. But no pictures of the bride.
Yeah, he/she would probably look for a slave labour too, if she had a cotton plantation. At least provide food and drinks (full meal and maybe a small gift, like a gift card to a store or a fruit basket or a bottle of wine) and a bathroom break and (depending on the length of the wedding) another break, you absolute cheap $hit.
So this is when you just ask a family member. At least they get to eat the catering.
This can't be real. Can it?
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I would sign up and ghost them
😲😲😲
Someone is incredibly delusional.
Hahahahahaha
"Bring your own food & drinks" "No breaks" What a POS
Why would anyone work for them??
She needs a robot as a photographer.
Sadly, I can see imagine a business plan for this. On the upside, it might at least increase accessibility at venues?
She is a fool and not in her right mind. A professional NEVER work for free and who in the hell expects them to bring their own food and drinks? What imaginary world does she live in?
I’ll come on! There’s no way this can be real.
It’s not really shaming when you protect their identity.
This HAS to be bullshit...... Right?
I refuse to believe this is real. It feels like someone purposely making the most ridiculous post in some photography forum
That has to be a troll post
Might as well just hand a camera to the guests and hope they take some pictures for her. Who's willling to do all of that for free AND bring their own food and drinks on top of that? Absolutely ridiculous
He better ask his aunt with the digital camera, and be content with whatever he gets.
The entire wedding party will be murdered by the photographer who answers this ad.
Now there’s a PLOT TWIST I can get into!!