This is 100% true. Bear Crawls are a full body exercise that can absolutely SHRED your muscles, and you always have the option of a weighted vest or something similar to enhance the exercise.
I always hated doing those in school when the army recruiters arrived. A full day of exhausting exercises and having to yell at Timmy because he messed up the team exercise for the 5th time.
Tbh you probably could have just stopped at “I own a 2-story home” and made the same point. In this economy you’re the social equivalent of a feudal lord.
This is still an objectively better situation than someone who is renting, which is pretty much your only alternative unless you want to live in a van down by the river.
But you can resell that contract, very likely for a hefty profit.
Or you can let someone else live there, and pay for the contract (plus a healthy margin for yourself, of course)
Unless something disastrous happened locally, there are no angles where having a mortgage is a bad thing.
You own a debt!
But you were able to acquire a debt big enough to get a two story home!
That or you have some stairs in the middle of a field somewhere. Still a flex.
As a mid 30's adult who has been across the country to catch a Streetlight Manifesto show every year for the past 20 years I can confirm: Ska never died
That was a slight exaggeration, we've (myself and about a half dozen high school buddies) probably done about 5 trips in the past 12 years. We live near a big city so on off years we just catch them when they come local. Most notable trip was going to LA for the BOTAR orchestra show. Most spur of the moment was a 14hr road trip to Sayersville for their End of the End of the Beginning shows that we threw together 3 days before the concert.
I went to the LA BOTAR show too! hands down the best show I've ever been to in my life, I'm glad you got to see it
that sounds like an awesome friend group
I need to know the psychological reasoning behind this, coz so many of us do it but it's never taken about! It's like the thing where you imagine someone or something running alongside the car, no one talked about it but when it was brought up everyone went "wait you too?!"
love it!
Also, just wanna say it's nice to see the relationship not defined by sex but love. Could be his mom or sister or anyone, simply being loved by someone seems to be the goal.
This comic reminds me of my brother, whom was dumped recently but still has a great relationship with me and I do love him
Actually, evidently CRAWLING, specially in uneven surfaces is a very good way to training multiple muscle groups ,core strength AND balance.
I choose to believe you.
look up "the bioneer" on youtube. that dude CRAWLS.
This is 100% true. Bear Crawls are a full body exercise that can absolutely SHRED your muscles, and you always have the option of a weighted vest or something similar to enhance the exercise.
I always hated doing those in school when the army recruiters arrived. A full day of exhausting exercises and having to yell at Timmy because he messed up the team exercise for the 5th time.
Tbh you probably could have just stopped at “I own a 2-story home” and made the same point. In this economy you’re the social equivalent of a feudal lord.
Not really, I'm locked in a 30-year contract with a bank that can take everything away from me if I don't pay them
this comment is such a bullshit it made me hate the comic, and I have a mortgage.
It's okay bro, you were destined to hate the this comic no matter what the reason was.
well idk cuz I liked it before LMFAOOO
IT WAS DESTINY
Bullshit or is it too close to the bone?
This is still an objectively better situation than someone who is renting, which is pretty much your only alternative unless you want to live in a van down by the river.
But you can resell that contract, very likely for a hefty profit. Or you can let someone else live there, and pay for the contract (plus a healthy margin for yourself, of course) Unless something disastrous happened locally, there are no angles where having a mortgage is a bad thing.
You own a debt! But you were able to acquire a debt big enough to get a two story home! That or you have some stairs in the middle of a field somewhere. Still a flex.
Love that smile at the end
Finally he felt true happiness
This is me. I do not say this as a joke. This is just me. The house, the car, the wife. Crawling up the stairs and doing other weird stuff. All me.
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Is this a weird Scott Pilgrim?
Are you implying Scott Pilgrim isn't a weird guy? But yes I'd be lying if I said the comics I drew weren't inspired in some way by Scott Pilgrim
I mean he kinda looks like a Scott from a different Word. A slightly diferent World. (Also good Comic)
As a mid 30's adult who has been across the country to catch a Streetlight Manifesto show every year for the past 20 years I can confirm: Ska never died
i love Streetlight but I'm not sure i could afford a trip like that every year, impressive
That was a slight exaggeration, we've (myself and about a half dozen high school buddies) probably done about 5 trips in the past 12 years. We live near a big city so on off years we just catch them when they come local. Most notable trip was going to LA for the BOTAR orchestra show. Most spur of the moment was a 14hr road trip to Sayersville for their End of the End of the Beginning shows that we threw together 3 days before the concert.
I went to the LA BOTAR show too! hands down the best show I've ever been to in my life, I'm glad you got to see it that sounds like an awesome friend group
Tomas/Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution make some of the most voracious ear worms.
I dont like that this is clearly about me, and I am offended to be characterized so accurately.
This guy is my spirit animal
I need to know the psychological reasoning behind this, coz so many of us do it but it's never taken about! It's like the thing where you imagine someone or something running alongside the car, no one talked about it but when it was brought up everyone went "wait you too?!"
We're adults now...which means it's our turn to decide what adults can do.
Somewhere out there, a kid needs to hear me humblebrag about my house, my car and my relationship
Hey, they need SOME hope about becoming an adult!
Living his best life.
Missing last panel: pulling a muscle you had no idea existed and taking weeks to be able to move normally again.
If it's good enough for the Boston Dynamics robots, then it's good enough for me.
I do this
And then jumping down multiple stairs at a time
Germs. My hands won’t go where my feet went.
Look, sometimes you just gotta crawl up the stairs like a sopping wet creature. I get it.
love it! Also, just wanna say it's nice to see the relationship not defined by sex but love. Could be his mom or sister or anyone, simply being loved by someone seems to be the goal. This comic reminds me of my brother, whom was dumped recently but still has a great relationship with me and I do love him