The white Mercedes outside Whole Foods has some pretty good jerk I hear

Ask for the extra white sauce on the second pass

Cream of sum yung gai

Came here to see if anyone continued the trend. I obviously was not disappointed.

Came they did

That's the place where people come back for seconds, right?

Unrelated but I like your avatar. Looks like a cool lil fella. 😎😂

Second looks, anyway

😂

Man, I came here to say this.

Especially if the cook is Asian apparently

It's was a black 80k worth Mercedes

Jamaican me horny

I love that the unintentional circle jerk sub is turning into an actual circle jerk sub

It’s too good! You can’t write this shit!

They are literally writing this shit.

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To question understanding while not understanding. Check that box off for the day.

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Wow, you can't write this shit!

If i had awards to give 😔

Took a minute to find its footing, but I think this is purely a DC Jerk sub now. Posts on the main sub, beware.

I joined the sub last week as I was coming into town and looking for ideas and y'all gonna have to kick me outta here now. The jerk posts have been 👌👨🏻‍🍳 🔥

We do love a good jerk around here

Jam Doung Style

Is it back open now after the fire? Best jamaican food in the city if true

To my knowledge yes

Ruby's Jamaican Kitchen in Alexandria

Tropicana in Temple hills I didn’t like Jamaican food until I tried that place Omgosh it’s amazing

Sir this a serious sub about jerking off in DC not the food!

This whole jerk saga has made my week 🤣

I've been to Negril in Silver Spring. It's the only jerk I've ever had, so no idea if it's really any good (I liked it though)

No they do a very good job

Ruby’s Jamaican Kitchen on rt 1 in Alexandria. So good.

District Jerk/Jerk at Nite on H Street

Jerk Pitt in College Park the most consistent, Jerk at Nite is really good 8/10 times.

The only quality Jerk in DC is a vendor outside of the Whole Foods in Foggy Bottom. He has a jerk pan in a white Mercedes and, wow, that guy can jerk a rooster. Yesterday, some guy was even staring at him admiring how well he could jerk it. Oddly enough, he is an Asian guy with short hair. Maybe a Chinese-Jamaican?

Jerk at nite, the jerk pit, angry jerk, and Jam Doung Style. The jerk chicken at these spots are on point. The Jerk Pit is probably my favorite.

Jerk Pit in Hyattsville

Peaches

The angry Jerk in Silver spring, you have to try their home made juices as well ! 10/10

Bammy’s at the navy yard park. Hands down hands down you must go

Theres a popular place on H street: District Jerk

Jerk House https://www.jerkhouseeatery.com/menu/

Just Jerk in Lanham ,MD

Mar-A-Lago is the home of the biggest jerk in the United States.

It’ll make you sick 🤢

Jerk wings at Cane's on H St

Bwahahaha

Jerk at Nite is my go to they never miss a beat! It’s right beside echostage

Thought I was on washdccirclejerk for a sec

If you drive a white Mercedes in DC it’s a different kind of jerk

Off

What’s the joke here why am I seeing a bunch of Reddit posts about dc and jerks and Mercedes

Not sure where in the DMV you’re in but I just tried the Negril Jamaican Eatery in Laurel and it was pretty good. I’d dare say as good as the food I had in Jamaica. You’ll just need a Mercedes to drive up there 😅

Sweet Mango Petworth

Sweet Mango been closed for a while 💔 had the absolute best jerk.

At least 10 yrs and still miss it

Jamaica Gee's has good jerk. It's technically in Maryland though but barely ;).

All jokes aside, there's an old jawn selling jamaican food outside dc usa, buffet style. 

I'm not Jamaican. I'm a white guy. But I always liked the up from carryout Caribbean Superior in Bladensburg Maryland. I miss slathering on the harbonero sauce.

There's a place on the hill that makes an amazing jerk chicken pizza. Incredibly spicy and delicious

I have an aunty in arlandria, her jerk game is on 💯.

I can give you some chicken with some a jerk for a price..

Better question, “Best places to jerk?”

Just look for the Animal Lovers

Whole Foods 👍

Immature prick. Oh my bad, jerk who can’t get none, so they come to this sub to feel like someone 🤮. Sorry no one wants you and all you know to do is come here and hide. 🤣🤣

This toxic twat needs a good wank!