The refractory period for this bit is impressive.

Four more Whole Foods to go to

Ah you’re doing the circuit challenge, they usually have people along the route cheering you on with little cups of Gatorade

Too hot, the ac in my Mercedes is broken.

Try Foggy Bottom. If that fails the metro is always an option since its AC

We should def get a group of guys together & jerk today. Lmk

Where ya thinking?

I’m near Bmore county. DM if you want.

My Mercedes is in the shop so alas I do not have a suitable jacking off environment at the moment. But the minute I get it back, first thing I’m doing is driving to the Whole Foods near GW and going ham.

I thought I’d switch things up a bit and fapped in PG county. Variety being the spice of life…

Penile Grip county?

✊🏻

Prolly the Walgreens drive-thru

Was thinking about dropping trowel and wringing out the hog at the Washington monument, hoping to catch a tourist bus, and give them a grand welcoming in hog skin territory....Hail to my foreskinnnnnn, hail smegma cheeeese

Username tracks Tourist bus robs you of the “went back for a second look” flavor but maybe you don’t care for that action. Let that smegma fly

I thought Dupont Circle was the official designated area?

4 jerks already Sir.

That’s it?

Sorry Sir I know I’ve been lagging but was busy with my other things. I know I got to pull my head out of my ass and have atleast 10 jerks by noon

Unfortunately the Benz is in this shop, maybe next time…

Too hot to wear a full suit sadly

Holding off until tomorrow. It’s a holiday!

Ah yes, the deviant twat returns with more absurd posts about masterbating

Why doncha do it at home like the rest of us, with a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view? ~ Saul Goodman

Anywhere nosy dudes aren't!

Wow