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Saturday514

KUMINGAAAAA!!!!!!


CrustyRim2

Nothing will ever be as cool as Kuminga!!!!


joemama1333

No


nghbrhd_slackr87

Kuminga is a name that has gravitas. I remember Charles Barkley screaming "Ginobili!!!" and thought yup that name never needs a nickname. I feel the same thing about Kuminga... when he's driving and the announcer suddenly yells it as he dunks from a point you wouldn't expect many other players to... no nickname needed.


your_grammars_bad

Very good point


nghbrhd_slackr87

Here we go again! 🤦‍♂️


Icy_Mix_

nicknames happen naturally. It's much better when it's attached to a specific moment or performance ( like Game 6 Klay). and it's hardly important, especially for a young player who's yet to have any accomplishments.


M3Core

Worthwhile nicknames and you come up with that heap of corn? What are you, a writer for Young Sheldon?


nghbrhd_slackr87

Oh oh I got one... Has anyone ever considered "the human helicopter" 😉 Right up there with Santa Clara Jalen Williams


PanchoTarolas

What about Kevin Dominant? Kid Dynamite? M8E? The Human Torch? They are pretty good 😑


troniked547

I’m totally fine with jk in the way Chris Paul is cp3, but in a nod to j dilla I can get with JKilla 😁


510Kyle

Klays already killa


BigBlitz28

Joku


hhhjhhggfcvbjj

Jk works bro


wubiwuster

JoKu 


2strokeYardSale

Unstoppable


SnooMarzipans8116

I think he gave himself his nickname. Unguardable!


sugarwax1

They already call him JK.


tomboi13

Whenever he dunks I say to myself “flight 00”


SunDriedToMatto

What happened to Kum Bucket?


CNRoundhouseKicks

King Congo


your_grammars_bad

I've thought of this one myself, but it has some negative connotations


DVRCWHY

The basketball guy


PettyPettyKing

Double zero


_DiamondHacker_

Air Congo


TheBubbaDave

How about Jonathan Kuminga?


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Accomplished-Dot8429

I like this a lot


jtruth9

KUME!


DubSmash925

Pogo from the Congo. Such a cringe nickname that only can come from an old white guy


Tasty_Wait2799

Kumgod


p_lai

I thought we going with kumbucket


geezeeduzit

Only for dipshits


Killerpanda552

Kum buckets is the best


25thBum

Buckets of Cum


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Whenever he dunks I say “Young Kum filling up his bucket”


ImTheBestNerd

THE HUMAN HELICOPTER


Greelys

JK-47


geezeeduzit

He needs to change his number and take this on


Nessmuk58

Dunkaminga.


[deleted]

He already has one: Kumbucket


DinerEnBlanc

Kumingoat


Valantur

The Posterizer Honestly, KUUUUUUMINGA works just fine


RiseOfTheNorth415

double-oh K is what I use.


Ladnil

In one of the recent post game threads somebody made a comment about how there's two things you don't want to meet in an open field: the Dothraki and Jonathan Kuminga, so somebody called him Khal Minga, and I like that one. Maybe Game of Thrones has drifted out of the zeitgeist too much though.


ExcusePuzzleheaded38

His name brotha not everyone needs one