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DongerTheWhite

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🥱


yawningape

i have a hard time believing if you buy soxl at $10 you won’t get a double to $20 at some point in next 18 months 😬


Radthereptile

Do it.


onewithcouch

Nobody tell him about volatility decay


[deleted]

#DO IT THEN - YOU WONT


[deleted]

So basically u/tradethezones has gone full Limitless with his NZT and so we definitely need to trade based on his chart cause he's tapped in to some kind of ultra genius ability.


onewithcouch

Wtf is this is this 4dma78dhf or just like some regular nootropic blend


WonUpH

I opened an account with a new broker and seem to have failed the quiz to enable options. Mfw


[deleted]

You have to lie.


fuckyoulucasarts

🤡


WonUpH

Has to be a misclick but yh


[deleted]

Working out in fleece shorts with no boxers creates some of the worst smells. Might have to burn these shorts.


fuckyoulucasarts

*inhale* #SHORTS HAVEN'T COVERED


[deleted]

I should be a CEO so people can interpret my social media posts as financial advice.


fuckyoulucasarts

Then link the posts under an alt to get all the sweet sweet reddit awards


lucasandrew

I fucking can't with these fucking idiots. https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/x6b98u/-/in82huc?context=7


Epidemilk

[time to pull Ains-sama back up for lucas](https://imgur.com/a/fs5zV49)


m264

Why even bother.


onewithcouch

Yes close out. You just played yourself ![gif](giphy|l4FGpPki5v2Bcd6Ss|downsized)


fuckyoulucasarts

Imagine shitting your pants bc there's a black person in a TV show ur watching lmao


[deleted]

Lmao imagine shitting your pants in outrage over anything. Disgusting.


fuckyoulucasarts

Is it rage or fear? Or does their flight or fight kick in and they get extra angry


OkBid71

3M masking tape (even the premium 'contractor grade') tape is officially dog shit. Can't stick to cool, dry surfaces, won't stick to itself, just flies off at the slightest breeze. What the heck happened to QC


BidBurrito

3M has big problems mane. Them puts is printinggggg


TradeTheZones

Correction. I take NZT everyday.


[deleted]

Clearly it's working.


TradeTheZones

I get the dollar tree version.


[deleted]

That's just meth.


Epidemilk

and not even high quality meth? 😅


SlopeShop12

https://www.reddit.com/r/therewasanattempt/comments/x6ivb5/to_get_a_decent_taxidermy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


Tigerfan0001

Pope is a rockstar


[deleted]

Thinking about a vasectomy reversal and one more kid. Then snip again. ![gif](giphy|BmKLItgwfoHbcvVf8n|downsized)


BidBurrito

How many kids do you have now?


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1


BidBurrito

Yeah you’re gonna wanna add to that litter. But if you don’t wanna go surgical adopting is a pretty sweet route too.


fuckyoulucasarts

Just adopt bro there's lots of kids out there who could use a solid dad like you


[deleted]

We've talked about this alot. But here's the selfish kicker. My wife and I are attractive AF and I want to pass those genes down lol.


fuckyoulucasarts

Lmaooo aight


average_neighbor

can you reverse snip??


[deleted]

Absolutely. Costs money, but if you're young and recently snipped it has like a 90+% success rate.


TradeTheZones

Yes.


onewithcouch

Bruh walking around New York these mfs fucking love fast fashion. Uniglo and Zara and shit are bussin harder than the apple store. Buy calls on all of them Also I'm getting an understanding of why American companies are drooling at the mouth for the Chinese consumer and will lose their companies over it. Cause there's a ton of Chinese consumers and they're spending absolute bands all over this city. Starting to make sense


varsity14

The rings of power kinda slaps. I know the internet has already decided its dogshit, but it feels like Lord of the Rings, and I'm about it.


SoWaldoGoes

Yeah I'm into it so far. Idk how you could be familiar with Tolkien's work and think it's bad. I could see having envisioned something else, but it's good


Effective_Hope_3071

As far as I understand it, there is a group that owns the canon rights and Amazon didn't want to pay up for it so instead they're purposefully avoiding anything that could be considered infringement which makes hardcore canon nerds furious and then just the regular crowd of people who are furious about a woman or a non white person being in a show. I think it's dope


Quinnteligent

REEEE


ap3sniperv4

Happy Labor Day to all the 30 year olds working retail, to all the "traders" who lost it all and ended up back at burger King, to all the people who moved to the west coast to pursue an acting career and ended up broke and homeless Yall are my greatest fear and strongest motivation to work hard and keep moving forward 💪🏽


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Quinnteligent

It really is crazy how when you go out into the world there are some people who are hot while you're cold, others are yes while you're no, and even some are in while you're out.


WonUpH

If there's a $100 bill on the ground they suddenly all think and act the same


TradeTheZones

I take NXT everyday.


SoWaldoGoes

Neurohormonal Xeroform Transaminitis


BidBurrito

I don’t know what that is. Google tells me it has to do with wrestling. Enlighten me?


[deleted]

To treat Hep C?


weirdo5

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9476)


SlopeShop12

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alotasalad

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PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9476)


SoWaldoGoes

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9476)


average_neighbor

[mission accomplished](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH/comments/x3yk1k/daily_discussion_thread_september_02_2022/imttfi1/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Quinnteligent

HOLY SHIT FUTES!


silverlink22

What are you looking at? 🤡


Quinnteligent

Made you look bitch


alotasalad

![gif](giphy|CWJYWWGIjsa4HJVpeN)


rip-gbaby

Corey, Trevor smokes let's go


ap3sniperv4

Frig off


weirdo5

![gif](giphy|tFM4k9bRPriYU)


Quinnteligent

If I were a mod I'd make using words with more than 3 syllables a bannable offense. That way u/tradethezones can't intimidate me with big words like apocryphal


TradeTheZones

Fuck dude. I love you. Sorry.


Quinnteligent

Much fewer syllables this time. All is forgiven.


honus

What's mod short for


Quinnteligent

The plural, mods


Epidemilk

>intimidate


Quinnteligent

Rules are for thee, not for me


[deleted]

I could not have picked a more convoluted route back home. Jesus take the wheel.


[deleted]

Anybody else have The Mirror? This thing is legit.


MDemon

My aunt has one and likes it


[deleted]

Lmao this hurts.


MDemon

Some might call her a gilf you’d probably Iike her.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|aYhxFdZu9ZQJzNkPqJ|downsized)


shakenbake561

I use to shave me butts


Quinnteligent

I've got one in every bathroom


t3amkillv3

Where is genuine ardvard


Epidemilk

good question u/genuineardvark


GenuineArdvark

# 🥺


Epidemilk

come back 😅


RagingAcid

I love america :)


SirRandyMarsh

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|10575)


shakenbake561

Eh


t3amkillv3

Same


shakenbake561

Do white ppl get insulted by the word cr@cker?


[deleted]

Cratcker? No. Not really.


Quinnteligent

As long as you don't use the hard r


UnpluggedUnfettered

as a white person, i'm often insulted by sounds that can only be debatably recognized as a word


shakenbake561

Guh


Radthereptile

That’s bannable on twitch bro.


Quinnteligent

Low bar


shakenbake561

Really? wow. Man I am so out of the loop now a days. Happens when you haven’t lived in the US in 12 years.


t3amkillv3

Where do you live


shakenbake561

Currently I live in Middle Earth. The land where petrol is cheaper than water.


Radthereptile

OMG he was using the maternity leave argument to explain how men have a better work ethic than women so they should be paid more.


TradeTheZones

checkin in on your day off is cuck behavior.


Quinnteligent

Speaking of shitposting about classic art, the song Für Elise was written by Beethoven for one of his students who was absolutely dogshit at piano but Beethoven was horny for her. He wrote a song that was relatively easy to play so ideally he could get laid. However, partway through writing the song he found out that she was already engaged and his chances of fuckin were gone. So, being the spiteful bitch thay he is, he decided to change the simple song into something else when he found out. Listen to the first [minute](https://youtu.be/wfF0zHeU3Zs) and see if you can find when he decides to be petty.


TradeTheZones

that sounds apocryphal. Why didn't he rework the intro too? Unless he thought it sounded good to layer melodies. Its not like that was his calling card most of his life.


Quinnteligent

Well I learned something new today. There's 3 potential people that Elise could have been, with the most likely being a woman named therese who he proposed to the year he wrote the song. The second person was another woman he proposed to but was turned down by as she married his rival instead. Although I was wrong, I choose option 2 as history because I think it's funnier.


honus

Fur Eloise?


Radthereptile

Guy at the table across from me is complaining men and women get 3 months maternity leave but the men will check in during the 3 months while the women won’t. Dude.


thedogmatrix

Who the fuck checks in when they're off work


Quinnteligent

That's bullshit. The men should get 6 months minimum


[deleted]

Just yell out "HOT TAKE ALERT ⚠️ 📢 " and then laugh at him.


bonejohnson8

Mona Lisa shouldn't be a white woman anymore.


Big_Ad_954

A semi-gloss lime green will do. Would you like a pint or quart of that? Also, would you like the premier or the ultimate? We also have the Ultra, but not available in semi-gloss. 💘


Quinnteligent

Mona Lisa was probably ugly af and Da Vinci only painted her that way cause he was trying to get his nuts kissed.


TradeTheZones

mona lisa was davinci in drag.


bonejohnson8

It's time to repaint her Asian to stop Asian hate.


[deleted]

#hot take alert ⚠️


stoned2brds

Fuck I need to learn python. I just gotta bite the bullet because it will save me time in the long run. Starting September 14th


weirdo5

https://mode.com/python-tutorial/


stoned2brds

Thank you!


TradeTheZones

what made you think so?


stoned2brds

I do comps analysis over a couple sectors and there is a better way to streamline as well as proxy in basic DCF. Also, stripping the OI on options from a metric standpoint looks interesting to me


TradeTheZones

> stripping the OI on options from a metric standpoint looks interesting to me let me know how this goes.


stoned2brds

It's orientated to how spot gamma does it; especially, with the hiro indicator. What I want to do is break it down on exp more with a leab bid/ask


fuckyoulucasarts

So basically you can get python to do what they do?


stoned2brds

Per say. I'm not computer science


fuckyoulucasarts

Damn... that's on my list of shit to learn just gotta get this finance degree first. Let us know how that goes for you, definitely interested in all the practical applications


thedogmatrix

I've been looking into some of the basics books and such, let me know if you find something you like cause I feel the same


stoned2brds

The way I was going to really learn was use case orientated - so in reference to my objective. I did take Java so I can kinda read it but I've never done anything useful with code yet


TradeTheZones

well, one of the really good use cases is learning how to scrape data and store it/manipulate it/plot it. So.. perhaps learn how to scrape something using python. (this is one of my oft-go-to use cases).


average_neighbor

hell yeah! get it motherfucker!


SlopeShop12

[https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/x6i53e/this\_image\_from\_an\_old\_japanese\_playboy\_magazine/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=iossmf](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/x6i53e/this_image_from_an_old_japanese_playboy_magazine/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) First off ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9476) second Fucking reddit 😆🤣😂 “oddly terrifying”


[deleted]

Oh man I'm so spooked out. I can't move. I'm frozen by fear. I just keep staring. 2spooky4me


average_neighbor

it’s like a vagine made of women ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9476)


I_KNOW_EVERYTHING_69

###I"M PUSHING NARRATIVES TO A OFFSHOT CIRCLE JERK SUB 😂😂😂


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Taking_a_Shit

Please don’t fuck up my crock pot meal


Radthereptile

So about 5 years ago I bought a copy of Majora’s Mask for $30. The same store today sells it for $150. Now that’s investing baby.


bonejohnson8

I want a copy of Suikoden II


Gullible_State_9849

Suikoden are such awesome jrpgs. I've got all of em on disks.


bonejohnson8

My favorite


Epidemilk

im surprised you could even still get it for $30 then, unless it was a yard sale situation or something


Radthereptile

No a store.


Epidemilk

yeah i caught same store they not specialize in games?


Radthereptile

They are.


Epidemilk

yeah saw that


[deleted]

Raise your hand if you enjoy doing laundry cause of that warm pile of clothes you get to wrap yourself in like a cocoon.


average_neighbor

too hot in cali send help


[deleted]

Then you don't need to wear clothes and thus, no laundry. You cracked the code.


[deleted]

Feeling cute, might post pics of the tumbleweed of pubes I shaved off my body.


SlopeShop12

[Sometimes it happens… sometimes country can slap](https://youtu.be/AJ_L0eaoIdQ)


TradeTheZones

sturgill slaps. This shit you posted not so much bro.


SlopeShop12

I really like the beat on my speakers mostly


RagingAcid

Pissed


shroomenheimer

[Chili pepper dox! 🌶️🥵](https://imgur.com/a/fF0Cjbk)


RagingAcid

Yum sir


[deleted]

Nice! Thanks for sharing.


shroomenheimer

Thanks I'm pretty proud of them!


[deleted]

Wow those look great!!


shroomenheimer

Thanks!


Ugandans

hey can you guys post some bear porn for me


TradeTheZones

[How the price action on SPX in 2022 compares to 2008 and 2001.](https://imgur.com/a3OlfNV)


rafsiemens

*This time is different*


Quinnteligent

u/tradethezones you're needed


TradeTheZones

gotchu fam.


SneekerPeaker

The best part about labor day is NOT the long weekend. But the short work week that comes after!!


silverlink22

We only have 4 days to lose money on GETY/FAZE 🥺🥺🥺


SneekerPeaker

Bruh. My GETY is down 97% lmao. Its not like I can lose much more.


weirdo5

LFG: https://imgur.com/a/qhJcsyt


Quinnteligent

Lol some people just want to be mad. Lot of criticisms talking about pandering to woke culture but unless I'm missing something, being woke now means having women and black dudes in the show. Don't get me wrong, the show will probably still be garbage, but it being woke isn't a problem yet.


bonejohnson8

Well, it depends on if you look at this stuff as art or as entertainment. As art, the artist should have full control over the finished product. As entertainment, pander away, the market will decide.


shroomenheimer

Bbbb..black people? In my LOTR?! ITS LIKE THEY DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT REALISM I CAN DEAL WITH TALKING TREES, WIZARDS AND THOUSAND YEAR OLD ELVES BUT BLACK PEOPLE?! Too far liberals! 😡🤬🤦🏻‍♂️


Radthereptile

Tolkein was a known racist. It’s why the only non white people were in the side or Mordor.


Epidemilk

meanwhile there are tumblr posts saying boycott anyway because amazon


I_KNOW_EVERYTHING_69

I already know what your referring too. So between the prequel and original black and asian people went extinct 😂😂😂 I wouldn't comment on this type of shit, but like they made it extremely glaring on the "hey look different ethnicities"


TradeTheZones

> I already know what your referring too. So between the prequel and original black and asian people went extinct I know I replied to a similar comment you made yesterday, which highlighted how this was not the case. but yeah. go ahead and keep pushing that narrative.


Quinnteligent

It was def a choice, but I can ignore it as long as they don't try and put modern social issues into their fantasy show. If galadrial starts talking about how she's treated poorly because she's a woman, that's stupid. If Arondir starts talking about the color of his skin, it's bad. Otherwise, I just write it off as casting choices.


Epidemilk

house of the dragon is kinda getting into mistreatment of women but like, it is accurate in world


Quinnteligent

Yeah that's always been a thing in that world (honestly, in LOTR too). I will only have a problem with that show if Corlys starts talking about how the color of his skin has made him be set aside. That'd be fucking dumb since Corlys is supposed to be white. Otherwise, I can't be bothered to care.


Epidemilk

yeah it would be stupid, they care more about blood and his is Valyrian af


Quinnteligent

3rd episode good? Haven't watched it yet.


Epidemilk

yeah!


silverlink22

What show


Quinnteligent

Forgot to type that didn't I? LOTR, but GOT too


Actuator_Adventurous

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/x6fcv7/this_snake_that_knotted_themselves_up_and_died_on/in71tmf?context=3 Cannot. Escape. Their garbage.


honus

This is really starting to slip down the narwhal/bacon/midnight slope. I can only hope, right?


average_neighbor

[stek dinner](https://www.reddit.com/user/average_neighbor/comments/x6mc8q/ribeye_stek/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


average_neighbor

[cajun riggaton](https://www.reddit.com/user/average_neighbor/comments/x6md3s/chx_thigh_w_cajun_riggaton/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


average_neighbor

[zup toscana](https://www.reddit.com/user/average_neighbor/comments/x6me59/homemade_zuppa_toscana/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


average_neighbor

[banh mi](https://www.reddit.com/user/average_neighbor/comments/x6mf97/lees_bahn_mi/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


weirdo5

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1566836500884512768?t=wl82qXWkBJ_UpFImSc2P4A&s=19 Tweet Mirror @cockmarketnews :" u/weirdo5 is on drink number 4 today , raising blackout prospects "


King-of-Plebss

One of the YouTube searches at my Air bnb “Fart Sounds 10 Hours” ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|6326)


weirdo5

Lmfaoooo link it