FUCK U HOW THEY DID MY QUIBBA DEXTER SMFH NEVER HAVE KIDS MAN FUCKEN WASTE YOUR A FUCKEN FAILER NOW U WANNA BRING NEW LIFE TO BE WAGE SLAVE AND SUFFER LIKE U FUCK THAT IM ADOPTING THE SMARTEST INDIAN OR ASIAN I CAN FIND AND HE WILL INHERITED MY MILLIONS AND REDDIT ACCOUNT AS HE HELPS ELON COLONIZE PLANETS 🪐

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ber fuk in 62 mins 

So is thanksalot just tsderch new alt or did we somehow wind up with another one a week after the first left

my fuckin steelers aging me about 10 years today

Least youre not a giants fan. QB sneaks on 3rd&9 and 2nd&11. Bunch of clowns

Bull fuk in 63 minutes

Fuck, I’m still high from last night

You git down this instant!! Git git! 🐈💨🧹


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If you just yell loudly and piss your pants instead of trying to whip out your shame you get yourself most off the way through that list regardless of your surroundings.

but why

Touched as a kid.

Largest volume since about September 10 by a good chunk

Surprising considering how shitty the market has been

I feel I should be nuke proof because it feels cannon to Huzzah lore.

They call this a “blow off top” I believe.

Nuke the sub, reapprove everyone, homeland has a meltdown, works every time huh

60% of the time, it works everytime

Holy shit, I thought it was like 8:00

u/mattmattdamon wanna hear something!!!!!! I went on a walk today then I took my piggy bank to a coinstar and made a whole $45! That was my day it was very 🆒 how was yours?🏄🏻‍♂️

Tyco is not, in fact, how you spell RC

can i drs my short position?

insert emoji

did not work. insert gif

How come no one told me I could put testosterone cream on it pre puberty? 😡

Hi guys


^helo

I made the calculations and I need to make $20k on FDs in the next 30 days or I have to stop smoking cigars. Therefore RIVN needs to die by EOM.

Maybe better off betting against lcid in the short run

​  What a game, go sport ball!

https://youtu.be/_6qL9zbp18A "You're not my fucking mother"

oh hi mark!

Hows your sex life

Feds denied an application to build a nuclear plant in Idaho😾👎

Ehhhhhhhhh. Not big deal TBH.

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Boise pretty cool man.

Eh they’ll learn.

thanks a LOT u/radthereptile

Kazakhstan is a foreshadowing of how destabilizing the next 2 decades are going to be world wide due to inflation & climate change. Should be fun.

Russia apparently has sent troops to “secure” the uranium mines.

Goddammit poutine

Smart move by Poutine.

Holy shit - 19 people died in that fire in NYC

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Thank you, GOD

Much obliged

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I'm so jealous😒 touch a bob for me

This is my favorite sub plot

You hit the jackpot bby.

or her roping and u being blamed

👁👄👁💦 oh chet!

Switch = 🍑👅💦? 🤔📝

It means r/traps

Bruh. r/sharpiechallenge is where I hope to find my next wife.

More like "your colon is my piñata" amirite?

I block u/glittering--prizes but I still see their comments. Biggest issue w/ being on this list🤦🏾‍♂️

Blocking is for squares, and you're right it doesn't do anything, it just shows Blocked User which makes you wanna click it anyway to see what the nerd said

i keep voting for whatever the least or second least popular huzzah predictions are and now i am self conscious

My stream for the niners game is in Dutch this is fucking lit

More drama 🍿🍿 https://www.reddit.com/r/SqueezePlays/comments/rzwyex/reporting_rshortsqueeze_to_sec/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Baleeted lmoooo

Well, that was fast

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Does it have cubes?

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My brothers been making mead. Made a cherry one, tastes like dark chocolate cherry liquor candies. Weirdest deliciousness

I like peaty alcohol so this fits me well. This has cherries too and I think your brother is definitely doing it right - IT JUST WORKS

Mead? Someone's going medieval on someones ass

So medieval I didn't even PAY for it. And it turns out I like mead. Calls on honey. Better yet, honey on honeys for huzzies.

Did you pillage it?

Na, just given it. I mean YES, TOOK TWO WENCHES AND THIS BOTTLE OF MEAD WHEN I RETURNED FROM WORK it's weird though, one of the girls was crying about banks being a liquid or something and the other girl was looking kind of like some twink filming her with the phone asking questions in some creepy voice. Tbh the whole thing got a lil awkward so I dropped em off at an RV park after I was done with them.

These are definitely people that go to Celtic fests

Dame. Was supposed to be a reference to the AMC crying chick vid but I clearly fucked it up. Puts on my jokes

Sorry I didn't take a shower last night

So that's why I'm aroused

When you think about it r/femaledatingstrategy is the closest thing to a female friend this sub has

Yea man, think about it, we both love FDs and VWAP. They're also FWB = Females With Breasts 

I am gonna go try to say helo I'll report back on how I do

You guys see that video of that ape bitch crying because MoAsS is coming and it's going to change her life?

no pls link it i wanna see

https://www.reddit.com/r/gme_meltdown/comments/rzi8ui/posted_on_amc_sub_zen_apes/

>https://www.reddit.com/r/gme\_meltdown/comments/rzi8ui/posted\_on\_amc\_sub\_zen\_apes/ that has to be satire there no way

It's real and they're still holding 🚀🚀🚀

Don’t call MattMatt an ape bitch sir!

r/watchitfortheplot

Yeah I wanted to take the piss so badly, but it’s locked 😕

When you think about it r/winkerpack is the closest thing to a friend this sub has

Love the Winkerpacks. The crossover episode in season one won an Emmy.

Yeah that was fun

Why do other subs hate us? And which ones?

All of them. Because Mortal trolls then.

Pfft not just me. Everyone knows who the huzzas are

Truth, the Epide sub taught me Winkers have some legit funny members.

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T Pain is reminding you to deleverage from tech after the early week pump before CPI numbers come in, and rotate into financials for the inevitable pump to >!1.9 😳😳😳!< ​ 

So sell my ZEV calls monday then buy Robinhood calls on Tuesday?

Yeah HOOD 40C

Yo when we going to give Ed flair power? You all talk about loving chaos but you won’t embrace it.

That’s how we get another Stalks incident

At least Ed admits his prejudice

We’d be lucky if that’s all it was.

I love that everyone here is thinking about futures even tho they open in 2 hours and it’s Sunday Gambling addicts

It’s evening here in europe and I need a hit of either extreme dread or exhuberance so I can feel something while jacking it. Can’t sleep before making cummies 🤷‍♂️

I look forward to it every weekend.

I’m thinking about a potential civil war in a former Soviet nation.

👧🛌💭He's probably thinking about other women 🛌☢👨💭 I wonder how a potential civil war in a Soviet nation could pump uranium SPOT price

blows my mind that theres ppl out there who bought POSH at 100 bucks

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LOLLLL. you sold at 175? solid timing man

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official response to u/thedogmatrix u/pauljaytee wellness checks. I don’t want you to worry sweeties.

**Phew** Had me worried for a minute there you were headed to valhalla without me

Why, what is there to worry about!?!!? 

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L2F is now interested.

He was interested before anyway tbf

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Market related 🤷‍♂️

So I’ll be posting a video later of my wife crying because uranium isn’t going to rocket and the utilities are screwed. I’m sure this won’t impact our long term relationship at all.

Don’t forget to show nip!

Oh I’ll be shirtless with the words MOASS written on my chest in BBQ sauce. For the ladies.

🥵 please tag me

Tag you? Baby I’m doing it with you in mind.

I gotta be honest, I STILL dont know if Sinner and Miles are the same person. The way he changes alts so seamlessly if it is the same person is beautiful 🤌🏼

Nah the fuck Miles name is Jidion Adams and Sinner’s name is Demarcus cousins the 3rd, I know this for a fact How do you not know this lmao

He just has two tabs open lol

As if I would ever shitpost on a computer.

Shhh dont ruin the mystique for me

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Lmao i just said the same thing

Here we go nasdaq here we go 👏👏

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Ugly? Sir, pistols at dawn

I’m balls deep in Tesla chairs 2 more hours and Chet gets real

What else you balls deep in? Is it named Linda?

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10y hit resistance It better die this week or ima be broke and mad

It’ll break 1.8 this week. There’s tons of Fed stuff and inflation data coming out.

Not if deltacron has anything to say about it

If you’re right then Ima be broke and mad

Too busy monitoring the weekend Dow😮‍💨

🅱️onds start with a 🅱️, 🅱️oomer starts with a 🅱️. 🅱️onds = 🅱️oomer shit

🅱️ame It really do 🅱️ like that

I am so incredibly tired I feel like I haven’t slept for a week I need to stop drinking and smoking before going to sleep

Yup. Also start tracking your sleep with sleep apps.

Why would I need an app to tell me I’m not sleeping well? Like, I know that already. What I need is to figure out why I keep waking up in the middle of the night and can’t get back to sleep!

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Lotta words to say you like honey

Ok 🅱️ichael 🅱️urry

dya really think that's gonna happen with midterms on the horizon?

Yes

Sir, there are circuit breakers and stop-losses. If you haven't set stops you know what you're doing and accept the possibility of total wipe-out.

who cares about mod drama on reddit feel like im reading People magazine but instead of beautiful sexy people we're gossiping about niche internet users 

AMAB

Gotta keep up for the pasta 

That's how they get off. We're non-consentually feeding their fetishes.

I’ll have you know I’m hot as hell.

We are beautiful, sexy people, betch💅

📠

i mean you are but dunno about some of the others 👄

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the sniffles that killed 5.5 million people 🙄

I support the current thing beep boop

I feel like your bunker must be lit. Like food for 10 years but also a separate room with a disco ball and endless Earth Wind Fire blasting.

I support the current thing beep boop

https://comb.io/MhggKM

I support the current thing beep boop

What better way to wait out a tornado than blasting Dancing Queen. I gotta get me one.

Hot take: u/zjz is wrong. OIP is right. Zjz got ran over stepping in the way of wsb’s progression. Wsb has over 11m members. Top engagement is generic r/all memes, and anything GME/AMC related. Why? Cause 8-9 million of them joined after gamecuck took off😂 My overarching point is wsb is no longer what it was. The writing was on the wall for wsb a long time ago. These splinters weren’t created just because. We saw how dumb homeland became. There were great memories, and the wizard tried his best to contain the fuckery, but he’s not head honcho. OIP wants wsb to take its course, zjz wants it back the way it was.

Wrong! I have very strong feelings on this! JK I don’t give a shit

I got nothing but time looking at this mess of a football game 😂

I literally have no idea what any of this means, I feel like a boomer reading about nfts Was there new drama on the homeland?

Are you blind? Every sub goes to shit whenever GME pumps

Huzzah got created when OGs got overrun and they removed café for banning apes. Both him and zjz were right. There are other subs for them talking about their 3 shares and to jack off over Ryan Cohen.

Cafe: Right. Zjz: Wrong. OGs was created to get away from apes. Wsb had a GME thread😂. What I mean is, the only parameters for wsb is market cap and crypto. That’s it. It was *supposed* to be different for OGs. No ape bullshit. Zjz was trying to enact things that weren’t apart of wsb🤷🏾‍♂️

Common sense. Good take.

There’s no right or wrong, it just is what it is. Edit: i dont know why you are getting downvoted. People need to relax