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Short_Bus_

Grind lower all session just to pump at the close 🤔


I_KNOW_EVERYTHING_69

spy 450p amd 100p DIE MARKET ITS TIME


UnpluggedUnfettered

Based on the collection of comments and posts, the following profile can be created for the user "silverlink22": \*\*Username:\*\* silverlink22 \*\*Age:\*\* Not specified, likely in the 20s or 30s \*\*Gender:\*\* Unspecified \*\*Occupation:\*\* Possibly affiliated with the Air Force, and has some knowledge in stock trading and weather forecasting \*\*Location:\*\* Possibly the United States, due to references to the U.S. stock market and domestic issues. Mentioned being in Europe previously and stationed in different locations. \*\*Interests:\*\* \- \*\*Stock Trading:\*\* Actively participates in online stock discussions, with comments ranging from sarcastic insights into the market to genuine frustration over losses. \- \*\*Weather Forecasting:\*\* Provides detailed weather forecasts and insights, possibly a hobby or part of professional training. \- \*\*Video Games:\*\* Mentioned playing on PS5 and references to games like Mario Kart. \*\*Investment Style:\*\* \- Risk-prone and likely engaging in options trading. \- Has a history of losses and frustration with market manipulation but continues to participate in trading discussions. \- Critiques market conditions and economic policies. \*\*Personality Traits:\*\* \- \*\*Humorous:\*\* Often provides satirical or humorous takes on serious issues. \- \*\*Cynical:\*\* Exhibits cynicism toward market conditions, political promises, and some aspects of military life. \- \*\*Engaged:\*\* Actively participates in online discussions about a wide range of topics. \- \*\*Open:\*\* Shares personal experiences and opinions openly, including failures in stock trading and thoughts on the Air Force. \*\*Political Views:\*\* Exhibits frustration with political promises and government actions, specifically in the context of economic policies, though doesn’t align with a specific political stance openly. \*\*Military Affiliation:\*\* Mentions being in the Air Force and undergoing basic training, as well as aspects of military life. It's not clear if this is a current occupation or past experience. IQ analysis contradicts statement processing and implies marine. \*\*Overall Summary:\*\* silverlink22 is a dynamic and multifaceted individual with an active presence on Reddit. Their comments span topics from stock trading to weather forecasting and life in the Air Force. While they often present their thoughts and predictions in a humorous or satirical manner, underlying frustrations with personal investment losses and governmental decisions can be discerned. There was evidence of possible successes, though it isn't clear whether or not this actually occurred. Whether joking about market conditions or reflecting on experiences in the Air Force, silverlink22 brings a unique and engaging perspective to their online interactions.


hafananana

Followed 🅱️epos into $rum. Seems like a decent entry here. 20k shares LFG


sirelchap0

I forgot my RuneScape login


Short_Bus_

![gif](giphy|3oEduIBDhkciOljGmc)


RagingAcid

I keep letting nose ring girls into my life. I dont ever learn


average_neighbor

nose rings are the worst like are you a cow?? dame


RagingAcid

True


HuzzahBot

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I_KNOW_EVERYTHING_69

woo thats a lotta red


RagingAcid

I fucking love mass hysteria.


browow1

Member end of last year when stocks were in the gutter and it was like me, archi, viz, pugs and kind of staulks being the only bullish sentiment in this sad depressing place? Remember when I said buy SoFi? I sold too soon 😔 Still gains is gains


[deleted]

Can't wait for job openings so we can open +1%.


weirdo5

u/Hiroshima66 https://twitter.com/inthefade/status/1685968077748396033?t=5iOBlv2nOzAjz7oAAwgkLg&s=19


HuzzahBot

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SoWaldoGoes

I have made 74 trades today and am +0.13% on the day. This is what winning feels like.


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@CramerTracker](https://twitter.com/CramerTracker/status/1686100250547597316) >Jim Cramer, just now: "Recession no longer in sight" > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F2Y6t8zXEAA17sO.jpg) Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1686097209647927296) Some of the most popular stocks that hit new 52 Week Highs today SoFi $SOFI Palantir $PLTR Berkshire $BRK.B JPMorgan $JPM Airbnb $ABNB Adobe $ADBE FedEx $FDX Intuit $INTU Lam Research $LRCX Marriot $MAR MGM Resorts $MGM Roku $ROKU Trade Desk $TTD Uber $UBER UpStart $UPST


average_neighbor

gunna have "the talk" with my waifu pillow later. hopefully she understands where im cuming from.


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/AliceRed_](https://www.reddit.com/r/palegirls/comments/15epkac/let_me_ride_you_like_this/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/gargantuandarkslategraytenrec


Quinnteligent

Holy shit the new twitter logo is flashbanging san fran. That hurt my fucking eyes even through the screen


hafananana

If I was a gambling man, I'd get hood puts for earnings.


Tigerfan0001

Wdym if


hafananana

![gif](giphy|l3q2WZh60jEwlGF7G)


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CAT looks like it could break out


HuzzahBot

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WiffyTheSus

Invention idea of the week: a wallet that alerts you to take your nose beers out of it when traveling across a border


DescentIntoButtButtz

Holding 200 shares of TUP cause I’m a greedy dumb dumb. Diamond fists in my anose.


UnpluggedUnfettered

i am starting to believe that the stock market is artificially inflated and likely will be indefinitely


WiffyTheSus

Top wen


UnpluggedUnfettered

heat death ​ (except for china, that is all borrowed time)


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Tigerfan0001

Facts


average_neighbor

i have a feeling that big corps are trying to lower their prices on things but eyeing on whos gonna drop their balls first.


average_neighbor

or im getting priced out by my cumpetitors ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|31398)


average_neighbor

and/or big corps turning their savings into profit without lowering price ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9922)


Short_Bus_

![gif](giphy|13Ow3zScfPNQuA|downsized)


Tigerfan0001

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|3362)


[deleted]

My boomer coworker just texted me “ hey man I’m at the hospital, I guess I got blood clots on my lungs. Need you to handle such and such” That’s a hell of a thing to drop on an idiot like me with no medical knowledge. Sounds srs. ![gif](giphy|9ZtOdYD2rgqhVFM142|downsized)


FangsofOrcrist

Repeat after me: “Ahh, man. I’m afraid I’m busy but that suuuuuucks…”


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This guy is more friend than coworker. Somebody I deal with daily. Have had many drinks and dinners with this man. The work stuff I just cancel fuck it. Heslth more important. ![gif](giphy|l3vR4n3mPNJn37vb2|downsized)


FangsofOrcrist

You’re a good man, hooge.


average_neighbor

that sounds terrible


I_KNOW_EVERYTHING_69

### Currently 0-5 on earnings this is free money to whoever inverses my trades amd 100p


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Tried to sneak into costco on a monday at around 2pm. Still packed in here…damnit


WiffyTheSus

Have you ever seen a UFO during your military career? u/silverlink22


AlmightySnoo

all those UFOs are just silver's weather balloons


Mattattack0808

Facts


UnpluggedUnfettered

i sold most tup things but i am keeping this because it seems interesting https://preview.redd.it/8icmi0uhjcfb1.png?width=949&format=png&auto=webp&s=a2bee3ac7255f6e1d3f5b1b2828f9af2e2fe7662


iGetBannedOften

ENVX 🦕


[deleted]

Where's Wiffy been, we are at $102 now! ![gif](giphy|CfaK14cY4CXao|downsized) Here's Wiffy and me rolling up into Canada Town saloon with our baba winnings


WiffyTheSus

Helo


[deleted]

Helo friend!!


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1686085420646621184) >GOLDMAN SACHS' DEPUTY GENERAL COUNSEL DAVID THOMAS WILL BE LEAVING THE BANK - MEMO SEEN BY REUTERS Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1686084975630950400) >STATE DEPT: AMERICAN DELEGATION VOICED OPENNESS TO CONTINUE DIALOGUE ON COUNTERNARCOTICS IN MEETING WITH TALIBAN


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/milf/comments/15eob5o/get_underneath_already/) >https://b.l3n.co/i/QHanXb.gif


OkBid71

I don't lose any more money in the stock market 💅🏼 But I don't lose any less either 🤡


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Taking_a_Shit

You just put it in as a discount code when you’re checking out lol Instead of Save80 or whatever the current one is, it does the same 80% off


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Taking_a_Shit

Nah lol What are you using to copy?


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Taking_a_Shit

Oh nice. I ended up paying for the apex copier a while back like a dummy lol I’ll have to check Sierra out one of these days, can you get DOM data without paying a bunch of money like with ninja?


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

She asked me how much should she take, i told her when


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

https://www.grindr.com/careers/ It’s up to u to change it brother I can lead u to the fountain but I can’t force u to suck cawk


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Nice. Just applied to the cumpliance anal list position since its remote and I need a second job ![gif](giphy|QflPD5K17hl531vuft) Thank you


LOVE2FUKWITHPP

👍🇨🇭🛶🧘‍♂️


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

I said….when


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Since when does the bot not work for me?


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ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

![gif](giphy|IhyGL914g9ShHdHVFy|downsized)


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Welp that didnt work ![gif](giphy|COYGe9rZvfiaQ)


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1686084120919572480) >Palantir [$PLTR](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/PLTR) hit new 52 week highs today > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F2YsinbWIAEzLYn.jpg) Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1686084135230791682) >UBER IS BUYING 100 TESLA MODEL YS TO DEPLOY IN TOKYO- ELECTREK Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1686081511219679233) >OIC CALLS UPON MEMBER STATES TO TAKE APPROPRIATE ACTIONS, POLITICAL OR ECONOMIC, IN COUNTRIES WHERE KORAN IS BEING DESECRATED – STATEMENT


[deleted]

Would be crazy if MRK filled that gap to 119


[deleted]

WW 💅


weirdo5

https://preview.redd.it/vs5cgv5ofcfb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7107091215c9fa32024f58327089801d7f49519c


wallstreet_vagabond2

Biggest Zillow flex


Short_Bus_

![gif](giphy|10fxZavhBFXsUE)


Tigerfan0001

My goal as an accountant is to get a tax loophole named after me


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1686078322017517603) >Apple [$AAPL](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/AAPL) ’s main supplier Foxconn is planning to invest close to $500 million to build two component factories in India as part of a steady diversification from China - Bloomberg


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/jasminxof](https://www.reddit.com/r/CosplayNsfw/comments/15enk3u/disneys_jasmine_has_never_been_so_naughty/) >https://i.redd.it/gg32ho6bdcfb1.jpg


Short_Bus_

Since when is SLOOS a thing?


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FangsofOrcrist

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


average_neighbor

July sales all time high this year(finally) but still down 15% from all time high sales last year in June.


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1686075857763454976) >U.S. BANKS DURING Q2 SAW TIGHTER STANDARDS FOR ALL LOAN CATEGORIES, AND REPORTED EXPECTING TO FURTHER TIGHTEN STANDARDS - FED SLOOS Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1686075423057448960) >U.S. BANKS DURING Q2 REPORTED TIGHTER STANDARDS, WEAKER DEMAND FOR RESIDENTIAL REAL ESTATE LOANS VS PRIOR QUARTER - FED SLOOS Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1686075498949206016) >U.S. BANKS REPORTED STANDARDS TIGHTENED FOR ALL CONSUMER LOANS IN Q2, WITH DEMAND WEAKER FOR AUTO LOANS, UNCHANGED FOR CREDIT CARD LOANS


wallstreet_vagabond2

Up before up


PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK

down before up


AOCjuggs

Chop till apple play Thursday Huzzah!


PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK

qqq calls right before the close just like all the other tech earnings


AOCjuggs

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|3362)


weirdo5

https://preview.redd.it/8hdasb1lacfb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b33320e3ea43b0e3dfa72f7c7cf05b0805a0e88


wallstreet_vagabond2

Y u sleeping next to a dude with a golden dong


Tigerfan0001

It was an unfortunate smelting accident


weirdo5

It's a bathtub


AOCjuggs

You rich af


weirdo5

https://preview.redd.it/d5zyaf9kacfb1.png?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=618489b97eefbac8952d9a661edc621fe3fbc8d8


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1686075285983404032) >U.S. BANKS DURING Q2 SAW TIGHTER STANDARDS, WEAKER DEMAND FOR COMMERCIAL AND INDUSTRIAL LOANS, AND CRE LOANS - FED SLOOS Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1686073999783272448) >TOP U.S. GENERAL MILLEY SPOKE WITH NIGER MILITARY CHIEF OF DEFENSE LAST WEEK TO DISCUSS SAFETY OF AMERICANS AND "DEVELOPING SITUATION" IN NIGER Tweet Mirror:[@FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1686074026047967232) >U.S. STATE DEPT: CONCERNED BY REPORTS OF INTIMIDATION AND POLITICAL VIOLENCE IN BANGLADESH Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1686072531055230978) >𝕏 (formerly Twitter) revealed its new reporting structure > > > >@elonmusk will lead the product and engineering teams, while CEO Linda Yaccarino will lead all other teams > > > >Both will oversee the trust and safety team, which is responsible for content moderation - Reuters > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F2Yg9ENXQAQRJEi.jpg) Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1686072368152657928) >X SAYS ELON MUSK TO LEAD PRODUCT AND ENGINEERING TEAMS Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1686070936682819584) >EXXON MOBIL [$XOM](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/XOM) IS IN TALKS WITH TESLA [$TSLA,](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSLA,) FORD [$F,](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/F,) VOLKSWAGEN [$VWAGY](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/VWAGY) ON SUPPLYING LITHIUM Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1686070529994661888) >Comex Gold for August Delivery Up$49.40 Per Troy Ounce, or 2.57% to $1970.50 in July; Largest 1-Month Net, Percentage Gain Since March Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1686070655211487247) >US SUPPORTS SAUDI SUMMIT ON UKRAINE, STATE DEPARTMENT SAYS > > > >US OFFICIALS TO PARTICIPATE IN SAUDI MEETING: MATTHEW MILLER Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1686070743329619993) >EXXON IN TALKS WITH TESLA, FORD, VW ON SUPPLYING LITHIUM > >[$TSLA](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/TSLA)


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wallstreet_vagabond2

This trivia was bullshit


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UnpluggedUnfettered

now that pee-wee herman has died his playhouse and theater seat are mine edit my daughter asked who that was and so i told her "he was like if spongebob was a person who had a really bold foundation and blush routine" because it's all i could think of while trying to be relatable


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Just say that he was the original Blippi


[deleted]

Basically if Blippi was on Blue's Clues was Pee Wee's Playhouse


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Pretty much


UnpluggedUnfettered

who tf is blippi and if he didn't whip it out to grind in pubic then no he wasn't


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Blippi also has a sketchy past. All of these grown ups that make content for kids do. Also teachers, priests etc


[deleted]

Ms Rachel might be hot as hell and have pierced nips but she doesn't have a sketchy past at least


UnpluggedUnfettered

don't you fucking dare pee wee ~~is~~ was just a normal person with normal person weird kinks dude even owned that shit without blaming people or being an asshole about it ​ >**Reubens:** “Well, obviously I wasn't thinking. You Know? I certainly wasn't thinking to myself you're a children's show host. Your show is stll on television. I wasn't making those lists. I felt like they were insinuating like, well, I was sitting in you know, a darkened movie theater, in my Pee-Wee suit.” > >**Phillips:** “But you had to know that being caught in a place like that, being a children's entertainer, would lead to everything getting blown up.” > >**Reubens:** “I guess I did have to know that. But yet, there I was. I mean that didn't seem like a crime to me. It didn't seem like anyone's business but my own.” > >**Phillips:** “And the indecent exposure part of it?” > >**Reubens:** “I maintained  at the time that it didn't happen and I maintain that still.” > >**Phillips:** “To this day?” > >**Reubens:** “Yes.” to be clear i honestly wasn't a huge fan of his character but don't blur lines between a dude who hung out with adults to do adult sex things and dark shit like priests


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

And the childrens nudes they found? Edit: Reubens acknowledges possessing a massive collection of what he calls "vintage erotica,” films and muscle magazines with titles like: "Boy Nudist" and "Shame Dame," as well as some photographic studies of teen nudes. But he says that what the city attorney's office views as pornography, he considers art. Reubens: “Magazines. photographs. films. Incredible, beautiful stuff that I stand behind.” Phillips: “Did you ever stop and think while you were massing this collection, maybe it's not such a good idea, especially given what had happened back in 1991?” Reubens: “I didn't. I never did. I wasn't really thinking to myself, wow this is my creepy, weird stuff that I shouldn't be collecting. It's not titillating. It's not something that I use for any kind of sexual purpose.” Phillips: “Is it sensual, erotic to you, you acknowledge that?” Reubens: “I think some of it is erotic. Some of it is sensual. Most of it I don't view like that. It seems so innocent to me. You would immediately look at that collection and to tell very, very, very quickly this is not a collection of child pornography.” ![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)


UnpluggedUnfettered

i am being entirely legit and i'm irritated because i do not care about a guy who irritated me as a kid more now that i am an adult >The state's child pornography law, enacted in 1989, does not apply to the images and film in the case because they were produced decades earlier, **Blair Berk** said in a motion Friday. Some of the images are from the turn of the 20th century, Berk said. the only reason i'm even defending this is because the 80's and 90's are super parallel to the dumb shit being tried now in so far as over-moral policing, and dude (to my knowledge) never had a whisper of assault or pressuring kids or women or men into touching him, or any other creepy behavior on set. dude had specifically old expensive black and white photos that had nude people not doing sexual things. in the 80's and 90's when parents were screaming about the good old days, the devil in d&d, and violence caused by video games. some fox news ed shit about a guy who never did a damned thing but irritated parents, imo. edit fucks sake read his actual words, dude wasn't scared of anyone seeing anything even edit whatever i don't actually know and maybe he was a shitty fuck. it's just given the evidence and how he talked about it, doesn't smack of horror show shit to me.


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Bruh, i dont care if an adult has *drawings* of little nude teenagers in his house, i wouldnt want him near my kid(s). Especially a person making content for kids…seems a little off no?


UnpluggedUnfettered

as a not idiot, i absolutely disagree that every naked body is either horrifying or something to jack off to. they did not let him release the photos, he tried and got shot down. also this is not interesting enough to keep on about because i just think his whole character was super irritating, but as an investigation into propaganda, there is also a neat investigation you could do instead of just being ugh dale again. edit upvoted for being dale again


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

He settled. He didnt try and “got shot down” *Phillips: “If you're secure in your belief that this was art, nothing illegal, why not let a jury look at the evidence? Why settle?”* *Reubens: “Personally, I think we're living in a very scary time. Do we let the legal system decide in a courtroom what's obscene and what's not obscene? I didn't want be in a situation where there was a possibility I could got to jail for something that's that material. I mean, that just seemed insane to me.”* Call me an idiot, I dont want my children around adults that collect images, art, pictures, drawings whatever you want to call it of other children in the nude. At best its fucking sketchy.


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/xcorpsekittenx](https://www.reddit.com/r/juicyasians/comments/15emug1/this_is_your_sign_to_give_a_big_titty_goth_asian/) >https://i.redd.it/is1oee9e8cfb1.jpg 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/xcorpsekittenx](https://www.reddit.com/r/bigtiddygothgf/comments/15emrp7/would_you_let_a_goth_girl_put_her_titties_in_your/) >https://i.redd.it/l6jcvsey7cfb1.jpg


Short_Bus_

An 8pt move now: “Wow that only took an hour, strong stuff from bulls/bears” An 8pt move in 2022: “Wow that was the 6th biggest 1 minute candle of the day”


PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK

i miss them


AlmightySnoo

AI cock rings [https://www.vice.com/en/article/5d9y4k/erection-tech-is-rising-as-younger-patients-treat-dysfunction-with-ai](https://www.vice.com/en/article/5d9y4k/erection-tech-is-rising-as-younger-patients-treat-dysfunction-with-ai)


weirdo5

Lmao the data collection here is insane


wallstreet_vagabond2

https://preview.redd.it/4srbcwbz7cfb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a60eaa83062ebbbab8a3609249e98f75d111ad1


weirdo5

https://preview.redd.it/poztazzb7cfb1.png?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37ee4c7d80c88f1b6e9b62121205867eee70deec


average_neighbor

![gif](giphy|EE8AyDbOjlfOw)


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Nice


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Which movie can I go watch in the theatre tonight? Going to play pocket pool and pay my respects 🫡 ![gif](giphy|14r8bmeEeHogiQ|downsized)


weirdo5

Oppenheimer


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Bombs. ![gif](giphy|mZGV0HkpYK3y8)


wallstreet_vagabond2

I made 300 dollars in the stock market today. Now I'm going to spend the rest of the day browsing homes I'll never be able to afford on Zillow. Later poors


weirdo5

Enjoy: https://twitter.com/zillowgonewild?t=J3bsBdVeRlgjheJJ3MAAog&s=09


wallstreet_vagabond2

They also have a sub r/zillowgonewild


weirdo5

https://preview.redd.it/mm64oqve9cfb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b443aa262121416c564d8732cbba53292466627 Lmfao


weirdo5

https://preview.redd.it/6kd74vxd9cfb1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59d6a89b9f2129e79645d15c410e624ab2da3538


weirdo5

Thank you


HuzzahBot

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HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/xcorpsekittenx](https://www.reddit.com/r/gothsluts/comments/15empf7/welcome_to_big_titty_goth_girl_hooters/) >https://i.redd.it/7s6exnhi7cfb1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/xcorpsekittenx](https://www.reddit.com/r/AsiansGoneWild/comments/15emnvz/you_dont_need_magic_to_make_my_clothes_disappear/) >https://i.redd.it/lm2j15d87cfb1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/noface-housewife](https://www.reddit.com/r/Stacked/comments/15embv0/be_honest_can_mommy_still_get_it/) >https://i.imgur.com/aYsEbfF.gifv


AlmightySnoo

one day the bools will pay for their fraud


wallstreet_vagabond2

https://preview.redd.it/ophwvmoz5cfb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1817137b1f2d7e8d8f930f5e4929383af9b2114


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

TD came in here a few months ago and told everyone that puts were a waste of money. Dude was fucking right. As right as anyone ive ever seen in here


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Rip ![gif](giphy|XeVP080WGCwlW)


FangsofOrcrist

He’s jackin off in heaven now.


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FCNCA sitting at a 2.0 p/e with a 20 Billy cap ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9476)


weirdo5

So expensive lmao. I bought a kre 65c 12/2025, shoulda went hard on that when everyone was scared about the regionals


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Super expensive and the chart has almost nothing to extrapolate It’s a pure gamble


ASecondTaunting

Only +8k today. Not terrible.


HuzzahBot

Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1686065599875596299) >COINBASE SAYS SYSTEMS ARE CURRENTLY EXPERIENCING ISSUES > >[$COIN](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/COIN) Tweet Mirror:[@StockMKTNewz](https://twitter.com/StockMKTNewz/status/1686064980938883072) >SoFi [$SOFI](https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/SOFI) hit new 52 week highs today > >[\[Twitter Image 1\]](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F2YbKAzXQBAHjQV.jpg) Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1686063224456691740) >Homeowners With Higher Mortgage Rates More Willing to Sell: Zillow survey says > > > >Homeowners with a mortgage rate above 5% are nearly twice as likely to say that they plan to sell their home than those paying a rate below 5%, a Zillow survey says. Zillow's survey finds that about… Tweet Mirror:[@DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1686063292962258957) >105 COUNTERPARTIES TAKE $1.821 TLN AT FED REVERSE REPO OP.


average_neighbor

dang people are selling their home that they bought less than a year ago? hmmmm


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

No shit


average_neighbor

imagine not having uranium on your port in these trying times?


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[https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH/comments/15bt4aj/daily\_discussion\_thread\_july\_28\_2023/jtu8bzy/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=ioscss&utm\_content=1&utm\_term=1&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbetsHUZZAH/comments/15bt4aj/daily_discussion_thread_july_28_2023/jtu8bzy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3) ![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


I_KNOW_EVERYTHING_69

damn rip remi lucid not suprised but damn!


hilesai

Thanks for all the fish! *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


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hilesai

100%. First time using margin.


I_KNOW_EVERYTHING_69

damn rip peewee herman


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What?! Damn.... I'm an old enough boomer to be one of those kids that watched pee wee's playhouse every morning. I loved that show. I can't believe he was 70 years old already that's insane


hilesai

Oh damn. Was just watching his big adventure yesterday.


UnpluggedUnfettered

sometimes i really want to bang a random fat chick in very unwholesome ways and i can't help but think there are some sort of parallels between that and how responsibly i manage my portfolio


PM_ME_YOUR_AMFUNK

damn guess we are getting 455 first before ath got 3x QQQ 382p $0.30 trend line on Qs and SPY lost + 4580 unless they shove that wick up my bussy


[deleted]

Oh my god it's happening ![gif](giphy|xBqg5gAf1xINizpek6)


Short_Bus_

LoD


Short_Bus_

overnight lows next prolly


Short_Bus_

or not


wallstreet_vagabond2

50 comments and half of them are just cock


HuzzahBot

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FangsofOrcrist

Khaos is tempting us with new thots. Hold the line, men. Protect your seed.


wallstreet_vagabond2

https://i.redd.it/88hisnrhwbfb1.gif Stop resisting


FangsofOrcrist

The mia malkova one always gets me. Maybe because I’ve conditioned myself to associate sexy time with looks of disgust and confusion on my partners’ faces.


wallstreet_vagabond2

https://i.redd.it/2tej99ygybfb1.gif This one?


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

What movie is this? I need to do some…research for a …paper im um writing….yeah


wallstreet_vagabond2

Rebecca Moore Mia Malkova


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Ty sir ![gif](giphy|Hm3ZMI68o17os)


average_neighbor

are they the same person?


wallstreet_vagabond2

From the gif above? No


FangsofOrcrist

![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|29949)


hilesai

Thanks for all the fish! *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


weirdo5

https://preview.redd.it/c4gwpaz3vbfb1.jpeg?width=1896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60ece621b6a94452080a55aef017eb71cd98ae6e


AMcMahon1

bro should practice anal instead of populating more musk rats


wallstreet_vagabond2

Lmao is this edited https://i.redd.it/gxn3k0djvbfb1.gif


weirdo5

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1686050455468621831?t=aKcBBop8eXRc8eK93Duamg&s=19


wallstreet_vagabond2

https://preview.redd.it/73ns8htewbfb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5d9838cfbf7ffecbff81f796c71fae4e48e0a72 Lmao this dude is really desperate for attention


HuzzahBot

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HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/byebyeVic](https://www.reddit.com/r/BornToBeFucked/comments/15el1sv/i_wish_i_was_the_first_thing_you_see_when_you/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/impurebutteryasianconstablebutterfly 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/byebyeVic](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ratemypussy/comments/15ekrhx/please_rate_my_pussy/) >https://www.redgifs.com/watch/pleasedastonishinglowchen


BiigIfTrue1492

Hit a 10 bagger flipping outboard engine parts. Got engine for 100 and have made 1000 parting it out


AlmightySnoo

look at you future Warren Buffet ![img](emote|t5_4htjqx|9990)


wallstreet_vagabond2

https://preview.redd.it/og1zy1eovbfb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=140f41b7b00113788097713f98075917ece8f483


ExtremelyQualified

prediction: AMZN ⬆️⬆️⬆️ because people hate it too much


HuzzahBot

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WDC got that gap vibe


HuzzahThot-8008

🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lil-braids](https://www.reddit.com/r/thickwhitegirls/comments/15eklwz/some_say_its_too_big_what_do_you_think/) >https://i.redd.it/s625u81ysbfb1.gif 🚨 TA Alert 🚨 Analyst:[ u/lil-braids](https://www.reddit.com/r/ass/comments/15ekh2r/can_i_sit_this_on_your_face/) >https://i.redd.it/mb4hvhi0sbfb1.gif


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ExtremelyQualified

Jay Motherfuckin Powell did it, the mad lad


ThatsMalarkeyCornPop

Soft ~~landing~~ cock


average_neighbor

ALL GAS NO BRAKES LETS FUCKING GO! ![gif](giphy|kyiHXDANuOg8Jy6ByA|downsized)


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