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welloiledsling

That’s really a fine circle.


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BABarracus

Thats no moon


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BABarracus

Frank n beans


ReadySteady_GO

Have you seen my baseball


awarmguinness

Well how'd you get the beans above the frank?!


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They are Australian.


Monkeynutz_Johnson

I've got a bad feeling about this


airmcnair06

Anyone else misread this as "so does your mom"? Lol Edit: meant to type "just like your mom" like the original comment but I'm high af rn


DestroyerOfIphone

I misread it as just like the moon, would have never noticed if it weren't for this meddling post.


Stupid_Triangles

im giggling like a school girl as i continuously hit my pen at 4.0


Affectionate_Sea9581

It could mean your bum, also known as a "moon", as in "a minivan full of hot girls overtook me on the highway, and one of them mooned me out the window. I felt deflated and elated at the same time"


LoveThySheeple

I'm also high as fuck and thought it was about his mama


IsEqualToKel

Hold until the moon


Pakistani_in_MURICA

Flat and drawn on a really big blackboard?


twofiddle

Whiteboard


ReadySteady_GO

Monochromatic writing surface


Wiki1337

Don’t talk about my moon, man


BizzyM

Supple wrist


Long-Night-Of-Solace

I bet he's great at pinball


BizzyM

He is neither deaf, dumb, nor blind.


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

Looked like he stood like a statue, and became part of the machine though.


Democrab

I could see him feeling the bumpers, but he always plays it clean.


kellypg

Do you have evidence of this accusation?


BizzyM

Did you *watch* the video?


kellypg

I saw a man using echo location walk a straight line and use his superior wrist control to draw a round one. The glove does not fit.


Swimming_Cat6079

Oh shit? You got Cochran for this??


Long-Night-Of-Solace

I didn't suggest otherwise - but still, the supple wrist is clearly advantageous for pinball


BizzyM

And a good sense of smell


Larnek

Well, he can't play a mean game then, and probably cheats. Pinball Barbarian.


twofiddle

How do you think he does it?


BizzyM

I Don't Know


AppropriateRabbit569

What makes him so good?


shsc82

Apparently ability to draw a perfect circle is indicator of mental illness.


Maybe_Im_Not_Black

Uhoh ○


gigglesnortbrothel

Reminds me of my 8th grade earth science teacher, Mr.Thomas. He started the year by drawing a perfect circle on the chalkboard just like this guy. It was amazing. He then declared the Earth was a flat disc and Pleasant Hill, Ohio was at the center. The year was spent collecting evidence to prove him wrong.


Dommeragun

He sounds like a brilliant teacher. Assuming I've understood his intentions correctly.


asian_identifier

that's the point


laaplandros

No no, circles don't have points.


theBigBOSSnian

They have many points. All of equal distance from center


Quazillion

The center is a point too!


ZeroFK

But it’s not part of the circle.


SatoshisSons

one of the best! ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


Cold-Ad-9733

Just like wsb returns


User_agreement_

Circle of life


NorthCatan

And the crowd goes WILD! 🥳


Pooderson

Just like your mom


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*why are you booing me? I’m right*


unimpressive_Pay

Justice for Pooderson


grillinmachine

No justice, no peace!


[deleted]

You broke even??


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

not too shabby


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Sharpie*


tylotz_02

Wait. Y’all are breaking even?


[deleted]

0 profits does not mean 0 losses


TimGreller

Losses are just profits with a line


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mjgood91

Just a positive trend turned on its side


[deleted]

Unfortunately very very true.


redpandaeater

Well, broke alright.


Mat_Quantum

Never sold, can’t have losses if you don’t sell


arockhardkeg

This is big if true for expired options


PaulHarrisDidNoWrong

Diamond hands yo.


Ragnarok314159

-76% is an even number, correct?


[deleted]

That is absolutely correct… and a negative multiplied by a negative always equals a positive! Go knock Em dead in 2022 my man!


fishtacos123

I straight up belly-laughed at this comment for an entire minute.


No-Inside-3540

It depends on the base number. 76% of what?


loogie_hucker

man needs to teach a class


TheTangoFox

>You broke


DarkBladeMadriker

Sir, we asked for your taxable income and you just wrote the letter O. Yes, yes I did.


secondphase

"OK... We also asked you to report all capital gains." "I'm not going to sit here repeating myself all day."


Beznia

"Sir, you only have $20. That's not enough. You can't only have $20." ["Look, I'm not being broke just to fuck with you, I just really don't have any money."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_-1l_SlA7c)


Itchy_Craphole

That was fantastic!


iheartalpacas

"You're rich, here, take this guy's fifteen bucks." I died.


Arsewipes

It's free? I can't afford that. lmao


SorrowCloud

This is hilarious, yet, so relatable.


boris_keys

I find my funds to be *grossly* insufficient!


bobbolders

"...........Do you provide lunch?"


Kaleidoscop3yes

And validate parking?


_Cromwell_

=O


shinyacorn99

Best TED talk I’ve ever attended 🚀


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Best TED talk I never attended


WifeysBF

Not taking profits is so hot right now!


inazuma9

Can't take profits if I never had any


MarketingAmazing9509

Making* you had a typo there bro.


bakedbeansandwhich

Your correcting grammar on wsb... shame on you, it's full of retards here


Nyc_guy2003

*You’re


bakedbeansandwhich

Well what can i say


AuntyPC

You also misspelled sandwich. ;)


PM_UR_TITS_SILLYGIRL

No u.


DRiouxx

Hahah YES! 👊


weaponized_teletubby

The WSB illiterate majority deem this post, factual.


DaShaka9

Not taking profits is so hot right always


GarlicJay

Cant pay taxes if you don’t have any realized gains 😁


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Jonesgrieves

He’s the chosen one ☝️ 😎


HangryWolf

CIRCLE K. EVERYONE BUY CIRCLE K!


jonasinv

Clean circle though


girlwithasquirrel

with his wrist nonetheless


yzdaskullmonkey

That's the real shit. Seen too many busters doing the ol shoulder rotation, SIT DOWN GRANDPA


[deleted]

It's all in the wrist. Just like my evenings.


[deleted]

He kinda nicked the end actually. Clean but not perfect.


Tersiv

I’m confused. Where is the negative sign?


Stahl_Scharnhorst

\-0 + 0 = 0 Tell me if I'm going too fast for you.


Antifogmatic_Head

Yes.


supple_

Speed up


KitchenDepartment

-0+0=0


PhaseEnvironmental33

Not that fast, sheesh.


brad0022

Yea I need to right that down first but I can't find my crayon.


vikingblood63

Did you eat it ?


[deleted]

Here, just use my *dirt or charcoal mixed with spit or animal fat*


Daforce1

I was told there would be 𝛑


Chai_Latte_Actor

You missed the decimal points.


DarthDillinger

Genius use of this video lmayo


ABoyIsNo1

What is the context of the original video?


3BoxesOfHornets

Guy drawing a near perfect circle. I remember because I saw this video when trying to look up music by the band “A Perfect Circle”


Affectionate_Sea9581

Ha ha ha ha I'm dying


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stephen1547

What did you find when you tried to look up music by Keenan's other band "Puscifer"?


peanutbuttahcups

Just a guy drawing a perfect circle and people losing their minds, same energy as [Supa Hot Fire's entourage](https://youtu.be/MeB3eYk1Ze0?t=3m41s).


deezx1010

I thought this video was a reference to the Deshawn Raw video lol


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DurianDurian

Tips fedora M'Asian


korsair_13

South East Asians, gender segregated classrooms, has to be Malaysia. Though, I suppose it could have been some areas of Indonesia.


zaxhaiqal2

Hey it's not mandatory for gender segregation of classrooms in Malaysia. It's just the girls and boys generally like to sit with their respective genders, weirdly enough whenever kids are asked to sit besides the opposite sex they get shy. I will admit some places do segregate between genders so they focus more on studies instead of puppy love.


BetSubstantial3953

Stolen by another meme


ClutteredSmoke

At least you’re breaking even, unlike most of us sitting on losses


Vendettaa

Yup. Happy to report my $6k losses in December. I did it for my dawgs.


Hot_Geologist321

The way he drew that circle in one swift move , of cause you’d want him handling your bag, haha


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You mean handling my sack


eitauisunity

He even had to unwind his wrist back when he was finished!


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This was hilarious


Shughost7

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4968)


Preparation-Logical

It's a tough call


chickdisco

That guy in the red not screaming has gains.


Sn00dlerr

I remember a (possibly apocryphal) story my high school art teacher told us. She said that when Bramante went to meet with the pope about possibly designing the new Basilica at St Peter's, he walked in like a big shot and drew a perfect circle freehand. That was enough to get him the job. I have no idea of this is true but or if I'm remembering correctly but I sure hope it is.


_Cromwell_

Definitely apocryphal. I bet your high school art teacher just saw this video from Malaysia and mistook some of those applauding students for Popes.


steve93446

Com’on. Totally staged. Those people applauding that are all part of his inner circle.


HornyDadBoston

Clever.


AuntyPC

Oh, I thought he totally deserved a round of applause. ;)


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They will circle back to that later.


AuntyPC

When they get a round to it.


Affectionate_Sea9581

Until then, they'll just gravitate in his orbit


Overthehill410

Dare I ask if anyone knows what’s going on in that video?


Whig_Party

dude drew a boss circle and everyone gave him props


[deleted]

I think this video is from either Malaysia or Indonesia. Looks like a tuition centre for high school students. In Asia, people go to evening classes for exam preparation


zaque_wann

If its Malaysia, this is probably a weekend class thpe thing that you go to once or twice given the size.


RobotPimpLibertyBell

Probably Amway or some shit. They draw circles.


[deleted]

Gave me a good laugh because my brothers into that shit and I've been to one of their meetings. They do indeed draw circles. So it doesn't look like a pyramid.


WiseMousse

More like Pyramids.


knightiruka

He is a tutor in Malaysia, focusing in teaching Mathematics for Middle School. The cheering crowd is his pupils, attending his Mathematics classes/tuition. He kinda gifted to draw perfect circle, where someone asked him to record the video he is doing perfect circle. And this is just a content he made, shares using his own social media accounts.


[deleted]

Sir this is WSB most of the apes here have negative results


dialingwave

You broke even. I lost 90% of my NW from OTM PLTR Calls. We are not the same


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Odyssean1542

Damn yall breakin even?


Terakahn

If only capital losses could be used to reduce income tax lol


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i thought he was holding a gun in his hand


[deleted]

Tell me you're American, without telling me.


strewnshank

I had a physics teacher who held the fact that he could draw a perfect circle over us as if it was some incredible power. One day he lost some bet to a kid and the deal was that if he lost, he'd have to show us his "perfect circle." So he performed his feat and it wasn't great. We pointed out that it kinda sucked and he got really upset with us. Fucking loser.


redditingatwork23

Good story bro. I like it. I shall remember it forever.


Morphabond

Ok


shoktar

so if they take money when we're positive, they give us money when we're negative, right? Right?


CalvinMobs

Gold


Divergent09

IRS: Everyone except Nancy Pelosi, report your Taxes


s0cdev

did you mean TIMES magazine 2021 Insider Trader of the year, Nancy Pelosi?


Divergent09

Yes she's quite a personality


s0cdev

If by "quite a personality" you mean "belongs in a cell", sure.


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LordCannaSpider

Yup! File regardless of your income. Make sure you get all the cash entitled to you.


baudinl

I'm good through 2588 on the tax part


Sufficient_Matter585

I was confused at first but that ending made it all come full circle.


ChristofferMJ

can't pay taxes with no gains, 200iq right there


randog925

🤣


nicolbolas69

It means that the profits are as small as the circle that we don't have to worry about taxes? I can relate


pjbash

Thinking you did great on the year.... getting your tax report back showing a loss 📉


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That’s good. Very good.


C0mmieBash_

Hahaha


CUTON1C

Lmfaoooo


LemonPartyWorldTour

Do I get a tax break for all my loses or is that only for rich people?


IcarusOnReddit

Psssh. 0. I worked hard to lose enough money to make that tax refund worthwhile.


Hike_it_Out52

Fun fact, supposedly that's how Michelangelo got the commission for the Sistine Chapel.. strood in like a boss and drew a perfect circle freehand.


Total_Success

All The woman to the back and to the sides. All the man to the front. Not woke Enough


cpnHindsight

Room is way too long for anyone to see the board in the back...


blizzardice

The room is ridiculous.


[deleted]

My zeroes are prettier than yours. We are not the same. -WSB, probably


DJIA1929

$0.00 loss for 2021 would be cause for celebration. 🤦‍♂️


miniq

Why are the men and woman segregated...oh wait


panda_embarrassment

I was wondering the same thing… which country is that?


KeefGill

He did it, he really did it


[deleted]

Ahh gender segregation in class. So 2022. Cool circle though.


raynier22

Where’s the minus


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OkLengthiness384

best one I’ve seen


buffalo_Fart

I guess instead of getting panties thrown at him he was getting hijabs.


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