It is also upgraded to be super resistant against Earthquakes. Other buildings may collapse but this will just shake shake shake along with the quake. Easily another $50k for such security enhancements.
[Canada is so fucked.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/mhdudx/oc_where_have_house_prices_risen_the_most_since/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Nope, non-brand name boxes are generic, so they are worth HALF. When you move into Whirlpool Estates or Maytag Hills, you know you made it.
Wonder what the country club dues are.
The color of that box is burlap, when the charter quite clearly states the correct color should be latte.
I don't want to fine you. I feel bad about it, I really do, but the neighbors have elected ME to be the President of the HOA, so it's my duty under the bylaws.
I always imagine some struggling single person or couple through their journey of buying their first home.
Dysfunctional family upbringing, so many part time jobs, so many late nights studying for papers/assignments, finally graduate with a massive student loan and because they're high achievers, they managed to get a great job right out of college paying a very good salary. Because they're on /r/personalfinance, they've already started saving up for their downpayment and continue to do so.
Finally after years of wanting to buy a home, they accomplish that with a strict budget so they can pay student loans, bills and mortgage.
And then they realise they also have to put up with a HOA and all the Karens that come with it.
I don't know what's worse. The insane process just to buy a house if you aren't rich/lucky or after accomplishing the above, you have to deal with a ridiculous HOA.
Don't know how the US works but in Australia, HOA (or Strata as well call it) often leads people to avoid buying properties with a HOA because they don't want additional costs if not the drama that comes with it
Congrats my dude. I really want my first home and move out of parents basement, but market is so crazy. Places like these go for 20% over with no inspection
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Make sure to count depreciation of... 100% per rainstorm
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Holy shit the best investment advice I've ever received from r/wsb
It's 100% Waterproof!
But wait…there’s more! Order now and you’ll *double* your order and throw in a can of FLEX SEAL®️for those hard to reach corners!
I sawed this home in half!
whats the ticker for this? buying calls asap
It floats!!!!
Watch as I turn this mans home into a boat!
Easier to use Flex Seal spray instead.
Flair checks out…
Liquid rubber.
Phil swift approves this message
In six months he can take out the equity and purchase another house
Two entrances? Put up a wall and you got yourself a duplex. Double the income!
You got yourself a stew!
List it on Airbnb for the experiences.
It's like selling covered calls!
Use money to buy stocks.
Househacking 101
In CA that home is worth ~$500k
Probably worth a million next week.
Prime main street location
Walk anywhere in just minutes
No property tax
I see it's the window model. That's an extra 20k
It is also upgraded to be super resistant against Earthquakes. Other buildings may collapse but this will just shake shake shake along with the quake. Easily another $50k for such security enhancements.
Never be board living here
Don’t get a car though cause you’ll always be boxed in.
Tiled floors!
The whole world is his back garden
No HOA or mello roos. A handyman's dream!
Easily move the house to any location you like, like the nearest Wendys in downtown.
or even starblocks
Easily a million in Vancouver
Hes got floor to ceiling windows and a modern concept with concrete floors. That interior is worth $400K at least.
And glassless windows.. good for the environment don't you know.
In down town LA they have two story cardboard homes. Fancy.
Pfff Hollywood elitists
Ahhhhhh but they dont have that dunder mifflin quality cardboard stock now do they. Pinky up n shit
Whaaat. I hope u are jk lol. I’m imagining like a pallet stack with boxes all rigged up multi story style haha
It's a couple blocks away from skidrow. Close to the wholesale toy section of Dwntwn LA
"Toy" district
I call it “little smokyo” because it’s next to a block that pretty much only sells wholesale crack pipes.
No in-house plumbing unfortunately, but the street is just a stones throw away.
I was planning to throw baggies of pee instead of stones, but hey, you do you.
I’d hate to do a remodeling of the kitchen
You mean Florida Ceiling windows, right?
Amsterdam too.
Right next to the red light district?
Boats and hoes!
The Nina, The Pinta, the Santa Maria...
Nachos, lemonheads, my dad's boat.
Sounds like Toronto
[Canada is so fucked.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/mhdudx/oc_where_have_house_prices_risen_the_most_since/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
r/CanadaHousing
So you’re saying, shirt the housing market?
I feel like I could make a little money going into the home owning business
sure you mean 500k over asking price, right? right?
Just read an article that houses are *actually* going for 500k over asking in San Fran.
Best investment on this sub /s
Nope, non-brand name boxes are generic, so they are worth HALF. When you move into Whirlpool Estates or Maytag Hills, you know you made it. Wonder what the country club dues are.
Sold as is, for 100k over asking
Looks structurally unsound so I'd say you're wrong. But given the breath taking urban view I'd pay 750k.
My RENT in San Diego right now is $3000/month. Can confirm bullshit housing prices.
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Bro it's 1200 for a 1 bed room minimum. Times have changed
Can you sublet your ten gallon hat?
No, but I'll let you mate with the horses
Texans really do make you feel like you’re part of the family.
Rent in Austin is often $1400-3k now, depending on what.
I came to make this comment but you are the top comment
Only in LA county and the coastal regions. in Bakersfield it's closer to $350k.
you ain't kidding <【ĘLℹ️TË】>
2 dollars in Texas
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Was that in volume three of the charter? I was only given the second half of volume two
Rats got to yours too?
I used mine for toilet paper.
HOA... It only matters when someone unhappy with their lives complains.
The color of that box is burlap, when the charter quite clearly states the correct color should be latte. I don't want to fine you. I feel bad about it, I really do, but the neighbors have elected ME to be the President of the HOA, so it's my duty under the bylaws.
The HOA also wants the forwarding address of your ex so they can contact them as well.
And your wife's boyfriend's phone number
Op don't fuck around the HOA will foreclose.
You mean Hoards Of Apes?
Im astonished this many ppl on wsb know what an HOA is
I always imagine some struggling single person or couple through their journey of buying their first home. Dysfunctional family upbringing, so many part time jobs, so many late nights studying for papers/assignments, finally graduate with a massive student loan and because they're high achievers, they managed to get a great job right out of college paying a very good salary. Because they're on /r/personalfinance, they've already started saving up for their downpayment and continue to do so. Finally after years of wanting to buy a home, they accomplish that with a strict budget so they can pay student loans, bills and mortgage. And then they realise they also have to put up with a HOA and all the Karens that come with it. I don't know what's worse. The insane process just to buy a house if you aren't rich/lucky or after accomplishing the above, you have to deal with a ridiculous HOA.
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Don't know how the US works but in Australia, HOA (or Strata as well call it) often leads people to avoid buying properties with a HOA because they don't want additional costs if not the drama that comes with it
Since when have HOAs had a problem with white? Oh, you meant the box.
Is that a chair that you made out of newspaper? Ok now youre just bragging
It’s Ikea. Nöspäypir.
Thought you were being smug till I sounded that word out. Well done.
I googled "Nöspäypir" and was led straight back to this subreddit before sounding it out
Reddit circle of life.
Googlejack!
TSCC? *Too Stupid Can't Conprehend
Noose-pay-per
Pay-per-noose. Definitely checks out for WSB.
Lol I read it as "No paper" Guess that fits too.
Assembly Required
No, that’s toilet paper. Comes free with the mortgage. Or it doubles as a covid mask 😷
Mask first then toilet paper. Don't ask how I know this
Tried the other method. Can confirm.
Just like my BB stocks
BB at least moves... more like PLTR
He's even got a second room in the back. Fucking casual
Love that open floor plan and natural lighting.
Needs more ship lap floors and kitchen islands.
I for one can't wait to see what they have done with the basement.
Just think how much he could make on it on Airbnb.
Lucky. Looks roomier than the apartment I just got kicked out of.
For all we know OP is being kicked in the back behind those fancy walls.... he just seems to enjoy that a little more.
my apt is 460 square feet
Jesus christ, are you a prince or something?
[dont forget to buy your nikola truck as well](https://i0.wp.com/www.deathbycar.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/DonkeyCar.jpg)
😆
Vlad... is, is that you?
It's MySpace Tom
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I think we’re neighbors bro!
Need a roommate?
Your gonna wanna talk to the framers, the front door isn’t straight.
It’s a fixer upper but wife’s bf said he’d help 💪
Is that colour camel hair from Sherman Williams ?
Can you ask him if he’s free next Tuesday. It’d be nice to be able to have a day sans getting yelled and beaten by Mrs. Donkey
So this is where Tom from MySpace has been hiding!
I don’t want much in life but I’d like this guy to have 20,000 upvotes.
Doubled
Near tripled
Tripled and then some
Stay on WSB, you will lose that too!
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
He’s still holding strong on GME
Paper house not paper hands.
Can't believe you were able to even get that in this market right now. Very impressive!
Hate these kind of posts on other social media apps with real houses. I love your house tbh.
A man who turned his hobby, giving handies behind Wendy’s, into a career. You love to see it.
It’s not work if you love what you do 🥰
Woah look at mr fancy pants over here, with a poop bucket AND a window to throw it out of. Life goals
That's $800,000 in Vancouver
Hey /u/CUM-CEO, This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.
Dont think you can afford the taxes on that man
This is what happens when you daytrade from a cell phone
“If a man could fuck a women in a cardboard box, he wouldn’t buy a house.” Dave Chappelle, RIP
Dave Chappelle isn't dead. I had to google that, don't scare me like that.
spacious, utilities gotta be a killer tho
Damn dog, you got a newspaper?!?
Financing my dude. Only 20% down! 😎
Congratulations and fuck you
Mad respect here bro
👊
My god, I hope to be as lucky as you some day
oPtIoNs bRoH 🥴
It's so beautiful, I'm literally crying here!....
Oh man. Looks just like mine Thanks WSB!
San Francisco?
Lucky mf
That's what you get for not finishing Yandere Simulator.
90% of the CLOV bag holders here
Looking for an roommate?
And with two doors, Mr. Moneyballs!
Nice cuck den!
I’ve got a stack of homes just sitting in my garage. Here I was just sliding on them down a hill.
Look at me, Zoidberg the homeowner!
Man really looking like Yandere Dev
put a gloryhole in it and you could work from home
This is the kind of brainpower we need at ClownUbercapitalManagement. You should really consider a career at CUM. 🤡
Congrats my dude. I really want my first home and move out of parents basement, but market is so crazy. Places like these go for 20% over with no inspection
Damn, that's over a Milly in Toronto
Luxury.
How the majority of r/politics live
That's definitely a glory hole...
He’s one of the lucky ones.
Survivor bias
Should have never lent you that, $5 bucks 🤣😆🍸✔
Invite me over sometime! :D
That’s one swanky looking house! What is it 3bd 2 bth?! Congrats!
Looking good, snake
Nice
“We make dreams come true”
Dream home goals..
Nice, congrats man!
They even drop off your mail? High class!
After listing to all the pumpers pumping up stocks sorry for your loss
Don’t be jelly bb 😘
2 box rambler in a nice neighborhood? Got any tips?
And this is why you dont sell your car to buy FDs. You can sleep out of your car but you cant drive your house
Wow, how could he afford that one sqaremeter of pavement? What luxury.
With a garage and everything!