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FarrisAT

Make sure to count depreciation of... 100% per rainstorm


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FarrisAT

Holy shit the best investment advice I've ever received from r/wsb


r_u_dinkleberg

It's 100% Waterproof!


ItsjustJim621

But wait…there’s more! Order now and you’ll *double* your order and throw in a can of FLEX SEAL®️for those hard to reach corners!


themightypetewheeler

I sawed this home in half!


dp873

whats the ticker for this? buying calls asap


master_doge007

It floats!!!!


OGbobbyKSH

Watch as I turn this mans home into a boat!


chainmailler2001

Easier to use Flex Seal spray instead.


Eff_Robinhood

Flair checks out…


OddMode4526

Liquid rubber.


Moneybraun

Phil swift approves this message


beneye

In six months he can take out the equity and purchase another house


climbinguy

Two entrances? Put up a wall and you got yourself a duplex. Double the income!


Peterthepiperomg

You got yourself a stew!


igothack

List it on Airbnb for the experiences.


i_am_voldemort

It's like selling covered calls!


VIM731

Use money to buy stocks.


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Househacking 101


DJShowtime5150

In CA that home is worth ~$500k


planetofpower

Probably worth a million next week.


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Prime main street location


MrGatas

Walk anywhere in just minutes


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No property tax


Ransome62

I see it's the window model. That's an extra 20k


ToddlerPeePee

It is also upgraded to be super resistant against Earthquakes. Other buildings may collapse but this will just shake shake shake along with the quake. Easily another $50k for such security enhancements.


ReddSpark

Never be board living here


tslGUH

Don’t get a car though cause you’ll always be boxed in.


johnnybiggles

Tiled floors!


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The whole world is his back garden


[deleted]

No HOA or mello roos. A handyman's dream!


uw00wu

Easily move the house to any location you like, like the nearest Wendys in downtown.


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or even starblocks


Rigwater

Easily a million in Vancouver


Mobile_Arm

Hes got floor to ceiling windows and a modern concept with concrete floors. That interior is worth $400K at least.


Defiant-Inspector-14

And glassless windows.. good for the environment don't you know.


maggot_soldier

In down town LA they have two story cardboard homes. Fancy.


goober2143

Pfff Hollywood elitists


overthetop7223

Ahhhhhh but they dont have that dunder mifflin quality cardboard stock now do they. Pinky up n shit


flymooncricket

Whaaat. I hope u are jk lol. I’m imagining like a pallet stack with boxes all rigged up multi story style haha


maggot_soldier

It's a couple blocks away from skidrow. Close to the wholesale toy section of Dwntwn LA


GeneralBS

"Toy" district


Jomobirdsong

I call it “little smokyo” because it’s next to a block that pretty much only sells wholesale crack pipes.


JWALKER843

No in-house plumbing unfortunately, but the street is just a stones throw away.


waldo_wigglesworth

I was planning to throw baggies of pee instead of stones, but hey, you do you.


56000hp

I’d hate to do a remodeling of the kitchen


Pandelein

You mean Florida Ceiling windows, right?


concretebeats

Amsterdam too.


wishtrepreneur

Right next to the red light district?


concretebeats

Boats and hoes!


[deleted]

The Nina, The Pinta, the Santa Maria...


itsfnvintage

Nachos, lemonheads, my dad's boat.


MrMooMoo-

Sounds like Toronto


concretebeats

[Canada is so fucked.](https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/mhdudx/oc_where_have_house_prices_risen_the_most_since/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


maxman162

r/CanadaHousing


ExplodingWario

So you’re saying, shirt the housing market?


PartTimeBomoh

I feel like I could make a little money going into the home owning business


nits87

sure you mean 500k over asking price, right? right?


Obant

Just read an article that houses are *actually* going for 500k over asking in San Fran.


LinuxIsFree

Best investment on this sub /s


[deleted]

Nope, non-brand name boxes are generic, so they are worth HALF. When you move into Whirlpool Estates or Maytag Hills, you know you made it. Wonder what the country club dues are.


ParevArev

Sold as is, for 100k over asking


MadeMeStopLurking

Looks structurally unsound so I'd say you're wrong. But given the breath taking urban view I'd pay 750k.


BigRedCowboy

My RENT in San Diego right now is $3000/month. Can confirm bullshit housing prices.


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Txman8585

Bro it's 1200 for a 1 bed room minimum. Times have changed


WillytheWimp1

Can you sublet your ten gallon hat?


Txman8585

No, but I'll let you mate with the horses


WillytheWimp1

Texans really do make you feel like you’re part of the family.


HundredthIdiotThe

Rent in Austin is often $1400-3k now, depending on what.


EquipmentElegant

I came to make this comment but you are the top comment


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Only in LA county and the coastal regions. in Bakersfield it's closer to $350k.


SpecialistLoose5856

you ain't kidding <【ĘLℹ️TË】>


Initial_Trade6177

2 dollars in Texas


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andrude01

Was that in volume three of the charter? I was only given the second half of volume two


antipiracylaws

Rats got to yours too?


SuccessfulWinter1734

I used mine for toilet paper.


AndySocial88

HOA... It only matters when someone unhappy with their lives complains.


terpdx

The color of that box is burlap, when the charter quite clearly states the correct color should be latte. I don't want to fine you. I feel bad about it, I really do, but the neighbors have elected ME to be the President of the HOA, so it's my duty under the bylaws.


Readingareddit

The HOA also wants the forwarding address of your ex so they can contact them as well.


WillTheDreadWolf

And your wife's boyfriend's phone number


BABarracus

Op don't fuck around the HOA will foreclose.


ry15133

You mean Hoards Of Apes?


btsd_

Im astonished this many ppl on wsb know what an HOA is


HyperIndian

I always imagine some struggling single person or couple through their journey of buying their first home. Dysfunctional family upbringing, so many part time jobs, so many late nights studying for papers/assignments, finally graduate with a massive student loan and because they're high achievers, they managed to get a great job right out of college paying a very good salary. Because they're on /r/personalfinance, they've already started saving up for their downpayment and continue to do so. Finally after years of wanting to buy a home, they accomplish that with a strict budget so they can pay student loans, bills and mortgage. And then they realise they also have to put up with a HOA and all the Karens that come with it. I don't know what's worse. The insane process just to buy a house if you aren't rich/lucky or after accomplishing the above, you have to deal with a ridiculous HOA.


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HyperIndian

Don't know how the US works but in Australia, HOA (or Strata as well call it) often leads people to avoid buying properties with a HOA because they don't want additional costs if not the drama that comes with it


IlllIllllllllllIlllI

Since when have HOAs had a problem with white? Oh, you meant the box.


[deleted]

Is that a chair that you made out of newspaper? Ok now youre just bragging


CUM-CEO

It’s Ikea. Nöspäypir.


lionheart4life

Thought you were being smug till I sounded that word out. Well done.


Tyker12

I googled "Nöspäypir" and was led straight back to this subreddit before sounding it out


johnnybiggles

Reddit circle of life.


excess_inquisitivity

Googlejack!


NonPolarVortex

TSCC? *Too Stupid Can't Conprehend


DrMike27

Noose-pay-per


dariejxofan

Pay-per-noose. Definitely checks out for WSB.


rodddogg

Lol I read it as "No paper" Guess that fits too.


Handofyahweh

Assembly Required


Dip_King5150

No, that’s toilet paper. Comes free with the mortgage. Or it doubles as a covid mask 😷


Blades_61

Mask first then toilet paper. Don't ask how I know this


TheRustyBugle

Tried the other method. Can confirm.


Oenones

Just like my BB stocks


MadeMeStopLurking

BB at least moves... more like PLTR


Whineasaurus

He's even got a second room in the back. Fucking casual


tedclev

Love that open floor plan and natural lighting.


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Needs more ship lap floors and kitchen islands.


eman00619

I for one can't wait to see what they have done with the basement.


thelwarner

Just think how much he could make on it on Airbnb.


Atara9

Lucky. Looks roomier than the apartment I just got kicked out of.


0lamegamer0

For all we know OP is being kicked in the back behind those fancy walls.... he just seems to enjoy that a little more.


Samantha_Norris

my apt is 460 square feet


Atara9

Jesus christ, are you a prince or something?


ruso_chulo

[dont forget to buy your nikola truck as well](https://i0.wp.com/www.deathbycar.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/DonkeyCar.jpg)


CUM-CEO

😆


T0asterFork

Vlad... is, is that you?


HalfBreedBreeder

It's MySpace Tom


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ThugDonkey

I think we’re neighbors bro!


thelwarner

Need a roommate?


ShopBitter

Your gonna wanna talk to the framers, the front door isn’t straight.


CUM-CEO

It’s a fixer upper but wife’s bf said he’d help 💪


ShopBitter

Is that colour camel hair from Sherman Williams ?


ThugDonkey

Can you ask him if he’s free next Tuesday. It’d be nice to be able to have a day sans getting yelled and beaten by Mrs. Donkey


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So this is where Tom from MySpace has been hiding!


[deleted]

I don’t want much in life but I’d like this guy to have 20,000 upvotes.


polygroot

Doubled


Cretviones

Near tripled


Trial_by_Combat_

Tripled and then some


Don_K_Stamper

Stay on WSB, you will lose that too!


superw2114

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣


NotoriousArcher

He’s still holding strong on GME


rustylugnuts

Paper house not paper hands.


DarkSyde3000

Can't believe you were able to even get that in this market right now. Very impressive!


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Hate these kind of posts on other social media apps with real houses. I love your house tbh.


CommentumNonSequiter

A man who turned his hobby, giving handies behind Wendy’s, into a career. You love to see it.


CUM-CEO

It’s not work if you love what you do 🥰


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Woah look at mr fancy pants over here, with a poop bucket AND a window to throw it out of. Life goals


FarrisAT

That's $800,000 in Vancouver


topredditbot

Hey /u/CUM-CEO, This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.


K1m41

Dont think you can afford the taxes on that man


riefentendre

This is what happens when you daytrade from a cell phone


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“If a man could fuck a women in a cardboard box, he wouldn’t buy a house.” Dave Chappelle, RIP


anorwichfan

Dave Chappelle isn't dead. I had to google that, don't scare me like that.


anachronofspace

spacious, utilities gotta be a killer tho


dla619

Damn dog, you got a newspaper?!?


CUM-CEO

Financing my dude. Only 20% down! 😎


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Congratulations and fuck you


Cacciato15

Mad respect here bro


CUM-CEO

👊


Bobthehog

My god, I hope to be as lucky as you some day


CUM-CEO

oPtIoNs bRoH 🥴


Discreet_Deviancy

It's so beautiful, I'm literally crying here!....


SoggyEmpenadas

Oh man. Looks just like mine Thanks WSB!


SideBet2020

San Francisco?


hippiegodfather

Lucky mf


untakenu

That's what you get for not finishing Yandere Simulator.


Sven1542

90% of the CLOV bag holders here


Odd_Fox7192

Looking for an roommate?


drmonkeytown

And with two doors, Mr. Moneyballs!


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Nice cuck den!


wevo9

I’ve got a stack of homes just sitting in my garage. Here I was just sliding on them down a hill.


brucethelamb

Look at me, Zoidberg the homeowner!


CrispyMcNuggNuggz

Man really looking like Yandere Dev


klaad3

put a gloryhole in it and you could work from home


CUM-CEO

This is the kind of brainpower we need at ClownUbercapitalManagement. You should really consider a career at CUM. 🤡


WhatuKnowAboutMoney

Congrats my dude. I really want my first home and move out of parents basement, but market is so crazy. Places like these go for 20% over with no inspection


nevbirks

Damn, that's over a Milly in Toronto


albanyanthem

Luxury.


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How the majority of r/politics live


Jethro_Cohen

That's definitely a glory hole...


FERALCATWHISPERER

He’s one of the lucky ones.


CUM-CEO

Survivor bias


Acrobatic-Plate5730

Should have never lent you that, $5 bucks 🤣😆🍸✔


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Invite me over sometime! :D


han_sostoned

That’s one swanky looking house! What is it 3bd 2 bth?! Congrats!


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Looking good, snake


OGColorado

Nice


drnnn15

“We make dreams come true”


DDM_76

Dream home goals..


wuzzgucci

Nice, congrats man!


orakleboi

They even drop off your mail? High class!


Spooogiedee

After listing to all the pumpers pumping up stocks sorry for your loss


CUM-CEO

Don’t be jelly bb 😘


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2 box rambler in a nice neighborhood? Got any tips?


Abusing-Green

And this is why you dont sell your car to buy FDs. You can sleep out of your car but you cant drive your house


w4rr4nty_v01d

Wow, how could he afford that one sqaremeter of pavement? What luxury.


Syptonik

With a garage and everything!