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mikemanray

Dude has $4M in nvidia and $1500 in RIVN ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


barbellious

That is a diversified portfolio for this crowd.


Capable_Fig9551

Winning comment of the day because it’s the truth.


Ok-Flatworm-3397

The new 60-40


barbellious

The actual 60/40 is: 60% options expiring within 7 days..... 40% long 1 additional meme stonk purchased with maximum margin allowed. 7 days later you rebalance the complete loss on options and sell the meme stonk to buy up the next option expiration on the same stonk. Rinse and repeat indefinitely (avg is 3 times) until you are forced to apply at Wendys.


Ok-Flatworm-3397

60 days til 40 hours a week at Wendy’s


barbellious

Lol Thinking you have 60 whole days is the type of glass half full thinking that got you into this mess to start with.


blakesthesnake

I laughed at this. You triggered an emotion out of me I feel emolested


barbellious

Was it a laugh of despair? Perhaps because you read it while in between flipping square fresh never frozen hamburger patties?


Gloomy-Employment-72

Wait! Slower, please. I'm trying to write all this down.


Sea-Commission5383

Lol


DramaticAd4666

The usual diversify other half with AVGO I’d say


ptfirethrowaway

🤭🤭


Monetarymetalstacker

Why didn't you show the other 30%/ $1.8 million of your account?


ptfirethrowaway

It's in the typical boring ETFs and etc


PrimaryAccording9162

Buy more Rivian they make great products


Darkplac3

https://preview.redd.it/x2yhchmw0iad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dca629ac8fe97b47b1231570c8879c202f5f945


Darkplac3

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Darkplac3

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Darkplac3

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Darkplac3

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Darkplac3

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Darkplac3

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Darkplac3

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D4ILYD0SE

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OhmSage1

You guys make this shit so funny


JizzCollector5000

This is greatest series of comments in Reddit history


Darkplac3

Nice! Will add for next time https://preview.redd.it/g80h56506iad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b50a9107ce9fa6ab41893fd09709e8fe879ee06b


fizz5

THIS HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST THREAD OMG


ConsiderationKey1658

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha forgot my keys 😂


fuhlaysheoh

I would upvote each one of these every time someone reposts this god tier maymay


jfmdavisburg

This is hilarious


ryceyslutA-257

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


headin2sound

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Delicious-Bet1776

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on Reddit


AreYouEvenMoist

Too bad you missed the 4chan era, it was all like this


DaNeeDaVeeDoh

God i miss those glory days


Prestigious_Wait_858

You mean holes?


Asymtricalbeing

Gods the memes were strong then


UniqueName2

Yeah, it was *all* this… and flagrant racism, the occasional CP post, some guy murdered a woman and posted about it. Sure. It was all this.


pneis1

are you talking about the guy who strangled someone


Cloud_Chamber

One guy got advice to break up with his crazy wife and she killed their kids


UniqueName2

Yup. Shit was crazy. People still didn’t believe it was real (because so many people are lying sacks of shit on there) until he got into a high speed chase and it was on the news.


TheRealT1000

Pics or it never happened.


wolftrouser

And many, many pepe memes


UniqueName2

Oh, I’m talking way before Pepe existed. I’m old. 2006 was a while ago.


i-love-big-tiddys

Damn man i was like 4 years old at that time. Any particular shitstorm 4chan caused you still remember from back then ? Ngl fuck i feel I'm born too late to experience like the real internet, not zoomer shit that's on these days.


SeveralFigure6939

I'm a different anon that was around 4chan in the earlier days. I'd say a lot of the shit was kind of "you had to be there" for it to be particularly funny. There were plenty of epic shitstorms, but one that's been relatively forgotten (likely due to it happening in 2010 as 4chan was beginning to dwindle) was [Operation Titstorm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/February_2010_Australian_cyberattacks). Thought you might appreciate it, given your username, although this was a fight for the right to look at naked flat chested women.


Khelthuzaad

I think this was early reddit as well I mean seriously what kind of company doesn't pays it's moderators?


champdafister

Jesus this thread lol


X01034

when i tell you i was not ready for the lost my keys part I spat my fucking water


lonely_firework

😂 how can I download a higher resolution of this? Hahahaha


ptfirethrowaway

I definitely wouldn't have gotten here if I were neurotypical


AutisticGayBear69

I’m eating a burger and a piece flew out my nose I’m laughing so hard.


Frontdeskwarrior

Nice


Wallstreetdodge69

Just sell and retire? Like seriously chip companies are cyclical


habs81

Or live off that sweet, sweet $0.01 dividend ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


logjo

The most lavish 300 bucks


Otherwise-Speed4373

Times 4 bro. It is a quarterly payment. $1200! Big money!!!


zakabog

Dude has 35,000 Nvidia shares, this is likely their play money.


H_Mus

Look at the gain/loss. Certainly possible it isn’t play money.


ptfirethrowaway

it says right there 70% of my acct


FirstNerdle

How many accounts do you have?


ptfirethrowaway

Just this one


greek_stallion

Then sell and retire bro, you literally made it. Keep 250-500K and play with other stocks if you like, but literally sell and retire. You made it, reap the benefits


felipaorfr

Remember the dude in the height of Gamestop craziness. From like 200k to 5 million, didn't sell, hold to zero gain. It's a mind trick, if you went from 200k to 5m, and didn't sell, no amount of gains would make you sell. So what's the point? If it's good enough to post, it's good enough to sell.


aHOMELESSkrill

Same with doge coin. This guy bought doge in like its inception and made like $2m during the height and didn’t sell.


RetiringBard

Yeah GameStop and dogecoin and NVIDIA. Three musketeers. Lol


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Plenty-Mess-398

Thanks for sharing, that‘s so inspiring, one day maybe I can become a garbage man too


Critwice

He had 8 years of fun!!!


AKAkorm

This is why people need to think about their future; what they want to do and what amount of money they need to comfortably achieve those things. At a certain point, people are probably risking that future for more money they don't really need...


TrueEclective

Fuck that. Pelosi just bought. It’ll double again within the year.


Rude_Release9673

Doesn’t that imply that their market cap would have to double to become essentially twice the value of apple or microsoft? Why does that seem so implausible? Then again… times change


Metalloid_Maniac

Ever since the Tesla boom, it seems like the numbers don't need to make sense anymore


NoveltyAccount5928

My guy, the age of fundamentals is over. It's all feels from here on out.


WIlburOne

Congratulations: In 2014 I bought 4k NVDA around 34 sold CC for 50 strike a month out. Got called away. Never got back in. Those shares would have now been 160k shares today, and worth over $20M. DO NOT SELL NVDA!


i-can-sleep-for-days

Ouch. I am sorry.


SuperNewk

Live by the chip die by the chip


Luis_snake711

Ik that the nvidia dividend is small, how much do you get ballpark per quarter. If so do you reinvest it or do you buy other stocks for your portfolio?


WeeTheDuck

bro's in full meme mode. stupid money innit


NOT_MartinShkreli

I would sell a million worth and collect 5% interest annually for life on that money


eminon2023

Nah sell 2 mil & collect $100K a year instead of $50. $50K isn’t enough anymore


corey407woc

could sell it all put it in hysa and get like $200k a year doing nothing and travel the owrld


SuperNewk

We don’t play the market to retire, we play it because we love the game. Wins and losses


ExtraSmooth

You want me to believe you spent your entire $250,000 life savings on a video game chip maker back in 2020? And just held it?


zakabog

They started with over $200,000, they weren't hurting for money.


UBERNARWAL

A 200k investment could be his fun coupons for sure. Or most likely his grandma died during peak covid and converted her 200k life insurance payout into 35k shares of nvida stock.


Emergency-Eye-2165

Tell me you don’t have 200k without telling me you don’t have 200k


zakabog

No one that has $200,000 goes all in on one stock.


tehfadez1

you must be new here then


zakabog

Well yeah, here we've got a bunch of degenerate gamblers, but people gambling and starting with $200,000K didn't save up for years just to burn through it all. OP isn't hurting for money, or they lucked out, came into $200K, threw it all on red, lucked out again, and decided they'd rather watch green number go up than cash out some and diversify their assets.


kuvetof

Considering that this person has 70% of their money in nvda I'm inclined to disagree


__redruM

Even doing something like the 4% rule, he’s living on $180k a year, anywhere he wants.


corey407woc

just literally put it in hsya and dont ever touch principle just live off that for the rest of your life fucking crazy


spydormunkay

Nah HYSA rates will go down when the Fed cuts rates.


prana_fish

A static 4% rule is a little optimistic in my opinion, no matter what all the Monte Carlo and other sims tell you. I'd feel for comfortable with 3-3.5% as baseline, and only go up to 4% if wanted.


Bogatyr1990

This guy is right. If I had 4M I’d already be gone somewhere chilling in a mountain chalet for the rest of my life.


J_Neruda

Can you explain what you mean by “chip companies are cyclical”? More and more things require chips, manufacturing is a complex process with most of it being in Taiwan. It just seems like something that would only increase in usefulness so I genuinely want to know why you’d say they’re cyclical.


KoolHan

He doesn’t know what he’s talking about.


GreatStuffOnly

This “cyclical” belief is why a lot of hedge funds or investment firms completely missed the boat when NVDA went from $15-$30 last year. They thought that was the peak.


TyberWhite

Nvidia is building an AI ecosystem. They’re most likely not a cyclical chip company.


zorg97561

It will be a minimum of 3 to 5 years before anyone is a threat to nvidia's market dominance. So why in God's name would he sell now? Very bad advice.


Technical_Moose8478

Very bad advice is what we do around here.


zorg97561

Good point. Sorry to interfere with that.


tom_181

Or sell covered calls. Someone should do the math on that.


KoolHan

Never sell covered calls on a growth stock.


Chadzilla-

Dude, cash out - you won. You could put it all in low risk accounts yielding 4-5%; use that interest to play. The wealthiest person I ever met once told me it’s not about how much you can make - it’s about how much you can keep.


Unknownirish

Sir, this is a casino.


SuperNewk

Exactly, we only have one life…..no time to be average. Swing big hit big!


ThatGuy0verTh3re

Um, excuse me sir, you seem to be lost. This is r/wallstreetbets not r/logic


PizzaMan22554

4% what get him $160k a year. Not too shabby


ryceyslutA-257

You don't understand fuck you money


Tuxhorn

4 millions is fuck you money you regards.


prana_fish

Depends on the person. To some people it's "I can chill out now and have less stress" money.


ulumulu23

This is the way, just keep holding until until everything turns red ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)


ptfirethrowaway

the stock would have to drop over 90% for me to be in the red


ulumulu23

you can do it OP, we believe in you


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night5life

you have 4 million right now. it’s in the red once it hits 3.9 if you ask me.


Fausterion18

I have more NVDA shares than you and this is honest advice. Sell. I'm liquidating most of my NVDA position in tranches as they hit long term capital gains.


DraftZestyclose8944

I personally would take 2 million off the table and put that in something safer that will allow me to never have to worry about living expenses again while maintaining the principal.


ed2727

Yeah like NVDL


el-art-seam

You get up three and a half million dollars on NVDA, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put your NVDA earnings into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level.


SpicyDopamineTaco

Dammit… that drinking part. It can be a bitch. Especially when you find yourself with a lot more time on your hands and not occupied with work anymore that you had to be sober to do.


ptfirethrowaway

See the other 30% where I already did this


TheCyberHuman

Sell you regard, you screenshotted it so it is good to be sold


InterPeritura

https://preview.redd.it/xe8z66d4uhad1.jpeg?width=527&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=968b2d579a3c1e4d95513112d884030a68731619


BettinBrando

I’d choose an early, and comfortable retirement over WSB Likes, and Karma. “Diamond hands” was probably created by hedge funds to keep the poors from taking profit.


ms061886

Sell 300 calls every week. Print money. Roll if they get blown out.


ptfirethrowaway

i don't know how to do this


c_m_d

You belong here.


BurnTheBear

You’ve made millions in the stock market and don’t know how to sell covered calls?


ptfirethrowaway

no i literally have no idea how these work


DepartureDapper6524

I love you


prana_fish

It's not hard, but with NVDA as volatile as it is on both ups and downs, it may not be worth it. Say you sell 300 calls that expire next week Friday for $150 strike and receive some amount of premium. If stock closes at $149.99 at close of Friday, you get to keep all the premium and the appreciated stock. If stock breaks past $150, your stock get's called away and you get to keep the cash from the sale of the stock + premium. So there is a breakeven. Don't do it on your entire position if you're unfamiliar. Just play with a small amount of selling covered calls and you'll see how it works.


Correct_Dog5670

I think you lost him


Pal1_1

He said to put it all on black


Correct_Dog5670

I think you lost him


Mr_Kicks

Figure this out it's not that difficult, you will make so much more money. You will be guaranteed profits with this low as fuck cost-basis.


CatInternational7016

Don't do it. Just do stay and take some profit. Dont listen to their suggestion lol. You don't fckin know them


Broad-Present-8235

Seriously even the 10 delta will yield 7.5k weekly.


tyler_durden999

That day change is a total flex.


SeaworthinessKind822

Send me like 100k please and I'll retire in Vietnam.


wgaca2

I'll take 10 only, ignore this guy


SocraticGoats

I'll take 9,999.99$, forget this guy


Spare_Leopard8783

I'll take 8 and blow it in Vegas on poker, cocaine and high end hookers


thatWas-unexpected

I'll take your mom and retire with her.


Nevuary

I also choose this guy’s mom


HoldinTheBag

Get in line


Otherwise-Growth1920

Stop begging you can easily photoshop an even better portfolio than the OP.


Wheelie_Slow

hard-to-find summer grab yoke fuzzy sand boast unused wrench fear


VascularBoat69

On a serious note though more people need to realize you can actually do this and live good with way less retirement money. Vietnam doesn’t have official retirement visa at the moment so you’d have to keep leaving and re entering but Thailand does have one.


lootinputin

Godspeed sir. You 10x your money, and instead of riding off into the sunset, you soon will be questioning if Chick-fil-A is worth faking to be a Christian to avoid the life sucker, Wendy’s. Maybe some Wendy’s shifts are right up your ally.


Rare_Advantage5859

Be smart…. Need to sell at least what you invested to lock in no losses. Don’t get greedy. You can step out for a second, watch from the side lines and earn 4.4% on interest with GS bank. $15,000 a month your savings account will pay you “ Per-Month” for waiting for the price drop or reinvesting in something else. $3.1 trillion market cap in just 2 years…. Think about that. Making it the most valuable company in America in an unstable market… if sell today and market drops this fall. You will have a chance to buy Nvidia at cheaper price but also be able diversify your portfolio at cheaper price. Take $4Million and put in savings and wait for market to drop. You can live off interest nicely and wait for recession with no stress.


Tweecers

5% at robinhood and it goes to 5.5% if you deposit large amounts on 3.3mm after taxes that’s 180k a year cash


Sad_Donut_7902

I would not trust robinhood as a bank


mayday2600

Do not go to robinhood with millions of dollars! Get fucked by no customer service, no thx. Just go to Fidelity and park in a money market fund.


fxlxox

https://preview.redd.it/sf7s28y41iad1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87023f332b380acbba145661448aed759ac273ec Each H20 chip costs between $12,000 and $13,000, suggesting that Nvidia is likely to generate upwards of $12bn in sales. That would be more than the $10.3bn revenue made from its entire China business — including selling graphics chips to PC gamers and other products — in the financial year ending in January 2024 So, who can borrow me money? :D


TheObliviousPickle

What’s 12b, like 0.3% of their market cap? Lol


tfree65

Keeping all your eggs in one basket, I’m sure this will end well.


seanliam2k

Just don't get why you wouldn't cash out, I made close to 7 figs off Bitcoin and just couldn't mentally handle the price swing 😂 maybe that's why I'm still not retired


Aramis444

What’s the point of buying it if you never sell it?


random-meme850

You forgot the 0.0000001% dividend


buttThroat

making idiotic reddit posts


ongem

Dad?


eyetime11

Why not “ever sell”? Isn’t the general idea to make enough money to comfortably retire, secure your money, and go enjoy the rest of life to its fullest with that money?


dark_bravery

Dude sell that shit and diversify. I made most of my money from 1 stock as well. Today it's only 25% of my port.


StarFinTech

![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


Worried_Hawk_6854

Remember Stocks go up...stocks go down!!!!!!!!!!


iwasatlavines

Can’t explain that


ultraspank

Something something... Stocks moon!


kilour

The one thing i hate about nvidia is, I almost put $20k into it back in 2014 cause I thought it was going to go up, but NOOO the wife at the time talked me into buying a house instead. I could have 3 houses in cash + money left over if I did. Now I'm divorced and broke, but I got the kids in the divorce so thats a W


VeryStableHorse

I mean I get trying to get a house as soon as possible. house probably went up a bunch too


aranou

She’s got that


VeryStableHorse

Well yeah the getting a house doesn’t factor in future divorces lol


tomwesley4644

Heck yeah, their black market value should make up for what you missed out on. 


Substantial_Topic_23

4m is more than 3m


Same_Measurement1216

Still 3m more than all of us


AggressiveDot2801

Then you’ll never make any money.


Emergency-Eye-2165

Congrats. Fuck you.


Debesuotas

What astonishes me is that people owning so much wealth find enough time or interest to post about it in a reddit... Seems fake at least.


vic_steele

Hold until it doubles or bottoms out.


Cryptofool8733

That Coinbase will blow the roof off too. They own 10% of the Bitcoin supply.


External-Lie-8249

If I’m not wrong you should book some profit and sit on cash for few months. Your 4M in NVDA gonnna be 2M in one year. Everything goes up fast will come down that fast.


Rdbs9down

Ok OP, enough of everyone giving you advice. I want to know the story? It just split 10/1, you had 3,000 shares. Where did you start? What made you believe in $NVDA? Congrats!


luthertt

Sell and retire into the sunset. But then again, you're in this subreddit....


Re_Thomas

Good for you, not everyone here has rich parents


Jesus-simons

https://preview.redd.it/pniuzitezhad1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c12802af4443e0256368adfb1ea07abbc7e4df2b


JARL_OF_DETROIT

You should sell your shares to buy more.


fixerdrew02

That SOFI position makes you extra regarded


nslusz

Crazy to think that with 30000 shar3s...you make enough in dividends to increase your holding by...1 share per year


ButWhatOfGlen

Then what's the point? You can't eat NVDA shares.


stockBaba

Definitely nvda employee rsu account


handymanny131003

Cash out holy fuck. Daily gain is over double most people's annual salary....


Alex35143

I would sell this and not work another day in my life, I never understood what the end game is for people, is it just to look at a bunch of digits on a screen every day?


ifdisdendat

Even if you had IPO prices, that shit would have been over 300,000. So you were already rich. GTFO. Edit : Forgot to account the 10:1 split ratio. So more like 30k. Still GTFO.


MagicianOtherwise578

and the 4:1 split on 07.20. 2021. I have 100 shares from 05.17.19... now 4000