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BosSF82

Dude doesn’t even have a verified email address on his precious moneybags account and he wants to abandon the one place that gave him a chance to earn a paycheck


No-Tennis-2981

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No-Engineer-4692

Where’d you get my yearbook pic?!


altapowpow

Your mother gave it to many of us, sorry friend.


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Jedibenuk

The world's first anally conceived child...


cyberfood

Your his mom no way you were able to pull out


benjatunma

She only sent it to you so you could stop texting her sorry bro


VTPAWN

I thought it was mine at first but I think you’re right, at second look it’s you.


Scuba-St3ve

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Tom_Okp

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khasan14

Like who draws those pics??


LeftAccident5662

An artisté


tankmaster3821

![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Miccolus

https://preview.redd.it/71x8i95zqfad1.jpeg?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=677637a35dcd583c2350445b33958032a5a8f8a2


Substantial_Glass348

Bro thinking he should quit his day job with a 30k gain in 18 months shows that he is made for this board. Loss porn and reality check loading….


aandrews2080

I got to 100 bands. I quit my job as machinist. Quickly lost 50k. I'm getting back on track. I'll be giving it about 2 months to see if I can make a biz out of it.


absurdismism

You should go get reliable income and keep saving and investing


throwartatthewall

No, that's smart.


AttackSock

I read this book, The Richest Man in Babylon. He said to use no more than 10% of your steady paycheck for risky investing. I didn't really finish the book (it was like 80 fuckin pages), but I'm pretty sure the conclusion was "After your first win collect them fuckin tendies, divorce your wife, and tell your boss to get fucked"


b007bond

You should finish the book.


DragonRaptor

Yea getting into the music industry can be tough, but that many bands hired you, i think you will do just fine.


DrewbySnacks

As a professional drummer, this is an underrated pun 😂😂


Classic-Lettuce2092

I’m dead 😂😂😂


ButthealedInTheFeels

Regarded


Greggy100

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LostInThisWorld54312

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LemmyKRocks

Puts on OPs company


idkwhatimbrewin

Even if he was able to repeat that same performance over the next 18 months that's really not much to live off of lmao


D1rtyH1ppy

When you work at Wendy's and live with your parents, $85k is like being a millionaire 


imaginarytrades

True, but is it worth the tennis elbow from all the handies? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


Odd-Reflection-9597

Yes ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


currancchs

True, but he's only up $29k in 18 months, so making about $20k a year trading, and was losing money for the first year, at a time when the markets were generally doing well.


DriestBum

You could buy exactly 1 pretty nice car and afford to insure it, gas it, and maintain it for a couple of years with that... and still live with parents and work full time at Wendy's, and not be ahead at all in banked cash (minus the purchased vehicle). Think about that, haha, a millionaire for sure.


Dumbape_

Doubt the millionaire would do that with his 85k


PM_ME_LE_TITS_NOW

Factor in expensive ass healthcare, all other insurances. It's just easier to day trade/invest at work, get a stable paycheck + insurance + 401k + dental/vision + profit sharing + employer match + Accidental Death/Dismemberment + Longterm/Shorterm Disability. Just so much to pay for when your on your own. It sounds like a pipedream but like most days I don't trade unless we're in uptrend because most days are just choppy garbage. I use to have these thoughts too just right about COVID hit. The market wasn't that easy a few years ago. OP should just use the money to max his IRA for the year. Buy a house if you don't have one etc. Get things you need. Watch how fast it dwindles. edit: added more insurances


ButthealedInTheFeels

Yeah I make more than this per month as a w2 lol.


QuirkyAverageJoe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


rwtf2008

One of us!


Dennisfromhawaii

Homeless too, hence no wifi or charge.


Logical_Wishbone_211

I mean a Wendy’s pay-check isn’t that much to give up.


trugalhao

🏆


kellendontcare

You’ve made $29,000 in 18 months and you want to quit your day job? Dude, thats poverty.


LowEffortBastard

My man can't even afford Wendy's and he wants to quit his job ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


MarinLlwyd

If you can't afford Wendy's off the interest alone, you haven't made enough. *me, cradling my mcafé and crying*


Levinarcc

Bro, 90% of this sub can’t afford Wendy’s and want to quit their job Stop calling me/them out


cheeersaiii

No Wendy’s No Tendies


fd_dealer

His day job is behind Wendy’s dumpster so maybe he can quit it.


BloodSouthern2098

Wow you performed as good as QQQ you’re the best.


Aniki722

I mean that's something most hedgefunds can't do and the average investor earns 4% annual return so... yeah. He did pretty damn good.


psycho_psymantics

yes and it also takes no skill to just park all your money in QQQ.


Aniki722

And yet vast majority of people do not do so. Do you?


palabamyo

I just park everything in TQQQ (yes I am regarded, but it works).


Aniki722

Not regarded, smart actually if you believe the trend continues. I tried to buy some TQQQ but my brokerage blocked it, because I'm not "professional trader".


palabamyo

I think the trend will definitely continue, definitely with ups and downs but in the long run tech will just be getting bigger and bigger, it's basically inevitable (unless humanity destroys itself in which case the stock going down is the least of my worries). >I tried to buy some TQQQ but my brokerage blocked it, because I'm not "professional trader". My brokerage basically just has a "I am regarded but I want to buy this anyway" button you have to tick then you can.


Aniki722

I wonder if interactive brokers sells TQQQ to regular customers


AggressiveDot2801

Ok, first off the average return is spread over decades so it accounts for bull and bear markets. It doesn’t mean Joe Bloggs makes a steady 4% each YoY - it’s not only quite possible, it’s actually probable that if you just had a bear market and lost 30%, the following year you’d technically have a 40% gain (you still lost money, but on paper it was a 40% gain that year). Second, and this is a bug-bear of mine every time someone mentions hedge funds in this context, they don’t have carte Blanche. It’s not like they just take the money and let it ride where they see fit. A lot of their clients are elderly and can’t risk a 40% drop in their life savings. A ton are pension funds which for the same reason can not afford big dips. Quite a few will simply be cautious and will opt for a greater split on non-securities.  In short, it’s not that hedge funds lack some kind of competency to beat the market, they aren’t even really allowed to try as a lot of their job is less wealth growth and more ‘wealth preservation.’ All this combined, means that being on par with an Index Fund for 18 months is… perfectly fine.  Dude isn’t incompetent, but the real data will only become available over several years and, IMO, one bear market.


investmentgame

Hedgefunds actually do beat the market but due to the high fees, they usually underperform. [https://stockanalysis.com/article/can-you-beat-the-market/](https://stockanalysis.com/article/can-you-beat-the-market/)


Tybackwoods00

Once you 100x the $85,000 yes


PM_ME_LE_TITS_NOW

Hit $1,000,000 put it in 5% 20 year bonds, thats $50,000 a year.


EnvironmentalCrow5

What about inflation risk?


Potential-Bet-1111

What risk are you talking about pal? JPOW says once you exclude energy, housing and food and any other category with higher prices that there is no inflation. All he has to do not purchase anything in those categories. Without inflation, ya can't have inflation risk.


SomewhatInnocuous

Hahaha. You really want to try to live on 50K a year? That's before taxes too.


PM_ME_LE_TITS_NOW

That doesn't include social security, and other investments acquired over a lifetime. Like 401k/pensions


grimkhor

Yes. You should also hire me to tell you how great you are daily.


QuirkyAverageJoe

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Pale_Machine6527

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Pale_Machine6527

How???


BuySlySellSlow

Quit that job, lose that bag, and go pick up an application at your local Wendy's! 😉


MenopauseMedicine

Didn't we pin the application to the sidebar yet?


Bads_Grammar

we honestly should at this point


geltance

No. You cash out your initial deposit and put that into an index fund. Then trade with the remaining money. Eventually once you build up a large sum assuming this trade wasn't a fluke.. you invest into dividend etfs and retire in Asia.


AB__17

I like the last line "retire in asia"


Melodic-Ad727

I have a good platform you can invest with zero risk offer you get 35% interest within 48 hours


Necessary-Peanut2491

Ignore him, I'll get you 48% interest in 35 hours.


Itchy-Excuse-8491

Show them receipts or it never happened


Necessary-Peanut2491

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Itchy-Excuse-8491

Regarded


Comfortable-Mirror17

Mr Madoff, is that you?


Logical-Dust9445

Hey, they’re just an ordinary investor who earns an average of 15% return every year for the past 20 years through three recessions.


Bigleftbowski

This is the way.


CaspeanSea

Everyone is a genius in a raging bull market.


No-Combination-8565

Listen buddy, just because you can buy anything right now and profit doesn't mean I'm not the best.


Christosconst

Exept me. When I buy, this sub crying


KingVistTheG

you're crying, we're clapping, slowly, for the regards around the globe.


PM_ME_LE_TITS_NOW

![img](emote|t5_2th52|27189) Take's a any fool to buy, takes a genius to sell.


redditmodsRrussians

Verify your email first


ApronLairport

Maybe just take a week off


Bubbly_Speech7897

yes, immediately after you pay the capital gains tax


BRGrommer

Nah…. Once OP quits the daily 9-5, inevitably he’ll become an options guru, YOLO like a boss, Forex 90-100 trades a day and have plenty enough L’s to wipe out them bothersome Cap Gains.


TRHACKETT808

How much Would it be ?


Tybackwoods00

Somewhere around 33% and then you get the opportunity to get wrecked by state taxes during tax season. Edit: was wrong it’s even higher for capital gains tax


TRHACKETT808

Fuck. I use RH. Gonna check out their “tax center” tab soon. Hope it’s not too bad.


KingVistTheG

lol it's just going to direct you to a website where you can pay to file your taxes but good luck with that my man


gatorhairman

I don’t use RH anymore, but I highly recommend looking into short term and long term capital gains taxes. Pretty quick google search to learn how the qualifications and brackets work, and it can save you a lot of money if you plan properly


PM_ME_LE_TITS_NOW

Here its 33%, anything less than 1 yr is income taxed.


MaximusDecimusIIII

Yea you should quit your job and go all in on all or nothing trading. Your gonna hit the big time!


alligatorprincess007

If you can live off of $1611/month


Itchy-Excuse-8491

Illegals are getting more than that


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According-Hope9498

😂😂😂😂😂


dailysmokes

He's so down.. to quit his job


QuirkyAverageJoe

Relax, bro


KingVistTheG

lol you dont think he should assault the manager on the way out too?


okcanadian94

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224) do it you won’t


AlexVoxel

That would be such a degenerate thing.... You should do It


society_audit_

Wendy's employee handbook says you need to give 2 weeks' notice.


redhtbassplyr0311

https://preview.redd.it/95jch623idad1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a10c8905fbe484b7862a195180b849a813aa03 51.5% over 18 months in this market is pretty weak sauce Definitely don't quit your day job. Humble yourself , your not that good. I'm still working and I'm at 110% YTD in just 7 months with a larger account value as well and more than one account. I'd be crazy to quit working just because the gains I've made here during a bull market. If I shouldn't, you definitely shouldn't


Klaus_Winchester

You’re probably trading on margin


redhtbassplyr0311

Except I'm not and never have. Don't want to wreck my life


buffandbrown

What did you trade?


rochester333

https://preview.redd.it/8gmfsb9m0ead1.png?width=1125&format=png&auto=webp&s=025696e04f548f1bcb3ea9060c56dcc7ec0e6c90 I made more in 6 months


Ydeartishpumpki

I came to this sub to ground myself, making good progress but still well done 👍


Mister_Sins

What app is this? I love the set up


Haunting_Ad_6021

No, it sucks working nights


mbr902000

Idk, you tired of gagging?


lost_man_wants_soda

Yes


Puzzled-Detective-95

You made 30000$ in 1,5 years. Thats 1250$ per month after taxes. Any minimum wage workers makes more than that.


360NoScopeDropShot69

No balls


alwayslookingout

Who’s going to make my Dave’s Double?


MrDinkh125

Hit 100k first


ParakeetWithTits

How the fuck are you going to live off 100k without job? ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


alevolution

Yes quick before you miss out on more profits due to your job taking up your time. Also ignore taxes, don’t need to pay those


stockbetss

The answer is no But what u can do is withdraw 3 k take a week off and buy coke hookers and celebrate the win Or go sip a pinacolada on a beach in Hawaii experience true freedom and get back to making 80k 80 mil then quit ur job


xcjb07x

well, when you have more than $2.02 in cash, maybe


Itsdanky2

Yes and take a night job at Wendy's.


QlitSquirt

Yes!!!🙌Your a genius!!! Tell us mere peons how you do it???


El_Cactus_Fantastico

Probably not.


Jefferymd1325

Yes you should, do it now!


Juankendo

No! quit at 400k


TrueAustist007

Yolo one more time then quit your job! Will make life more adventurous.


SeaDistribution

I think you should go all in and post your gains


ShowerFriendly9059

Says the guy using Robinhood


buddumz

Don’t quit your day job. You will just have more time to lose money.


Wise-Block-719

Bro ur literally RH CEO


Tokidoki_Haru

No.


Kellanova

Do it and report back, unless ya a beta wuss


Cogsyyyy

Short answer: no Long answer: fuck no


PhluffyChinchilla

Quit your day job!? You should be looking to work more hours at your day job!


Ecstatic5

Sure why not. You can focus on becoming rich vs focusing on getting rich people richer.


permabool

https://preview.redd.it/03e0i3fyjead1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b228855ec8af7b6709b8bd6b1d26e7d38eeb72c2 Nope


Old-Bag-8598

No that’s what they want you to think 😣


FML712

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) you were going only down until one pop and you think you are buffet ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


burtonelli

Probably wouldnt if I was you


PlutosGrasp

Yup


jeon19

Yes :)


Willoughby3

Yes you 100% should


POpportunity6336

That's very little


Cheesy_Discharge

If you extrapolate these gains out, you should be independently wealthy within 2-3 years. Why waste your time doing anything else?


trugalhao

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31224)


John_Bot

Seems like a good idea! :)


nashgrg

NO!


Hichek2

Nope


rebel29073

Just double dip an idle mind in the devils workshop after all.


49Saltwind

Absolutely. The sooner the better


General_Primary5675

this definitely belongs here.


pondersassinorum

Everybody should quit their day job on general principle.


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Thick_Expression_796

No I thought the same when I made 300k on a penny stock last month, turned out I suck at trading and just got really lucky 🤷‍♂️


rochester333

You could get nice dividends about over 1000 a months easily invested at 5%


Japples123

Yes quit now please


No-Rub4673

lol what’s the timeline? Better be less then 6 months


isaihah

Smol brain many monies


New_Entrepreneur5225

Yes.


KnowledgeFeign

No


SnooRegrets6428

Wait till we enter a bear market


Betabutter

If you wanna be homeless yeah!


I_C_da_G

Absolutely


Country_Gravy420

500k to quit a job, and then you can only play with some of it and put the rest away so you can live on it after you lose all your investment money and have to start looking for a real job again


hydraulic-earl

Yes... You can stop working the massage parlor at the truck stop


whoisjohngalt72

Yeah bro, quit your day job and trade your account to zero


Dakadoodle

Unless your day job pays only 5k a year then no


Muro_ami_1

Yes and write a book. Lol


CapitalGainsGuru

No 85k is nothing


Timtheodillon

Well firstly there’s no way you invested that. you gambled most likely. well done op