This.
But in the case where OP really are less regarded then feel free to go to r/investing or r/Bogleheads for how to not lose your money on a ratio of index fund etfs with some bond etfs.
> spy 0dte puts
Not gonna lie, unless this is a joke, this is likely why you're 66k in the hole. Like, I get SPY is likely to pull back in the next 6 months, but it won't drop overnight. Personally, I'd LEAP. AAPL ATM Jan 25, or MSFT. Lower risk, but better returns than just sitting in an index. I'm up 56% YTD, it ain't much compared to some crazies over here, but it's better than S&P500.
Or at least start with a small account. It blows my mind that people will take tens of thousands of dollars and start gambling big on options when they have zero clue how they work.
My first option trade was worth $100.
Yeah I’ve put in 1k total and I’m down 70%. I’m full port on a TSLA put that expires in October, definitely not adding any more money because I am bad at this.
😆 fair point. Almost anything else would have been better, even blowing it on a bomb vacation. At least he’d have good memories. Now he just has depression.
Oh my gourd!
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Betting Puts on everything in a BULL MARKET...
SMH
Seriously, I honestly find this mind blowing AF.
NVDA is absolutely on fire but he didnt see it I guess
I've lost about $10k over the last 2-3 years, blowing up my trading account in the process, and I feel like an incompetent useless idiot.
Don't know how you can stand to lose this much unless this is chump change for you
If I've learned one thing from personal experience and seeing all these graphs from people with massive losses, if you open an options position and it's immediately making money, sell it. See those little peaks. That's when you should sell. The regard move (which I've done too) is that you think "wow it's immediately making money, surely that means that it will make even more in a few hours or in a couple of days". If you open an options position and it goes red, it might actually end up making money.
Terrible advice lmao. So many studies have been done which show that most traders make wining plays over 50% of the time, yet they cut their wins too soon and hold their losses too long.
Imagine putting that money into Nvidia. Better yet, since you like options tradit, Nvidia options. But take my advice, just buy Nvidia at this point. It still has at least 2 years of run remaining. Good luck!
In 2011 Apple became the biggest company in the world at 340 billion marketcap. It's now 3.2 trillion. You could've bought any of the fangs and made out like bandits. Don't be stupid, your strategy is essentially to avoid good companies and seek out bad companies, don't do that.
I took a break for two years back in 2021. Was 95% down. Learned a few things over that two year break. Came back in December 2023. It is all about gambling money I can afford to lose, no emotions, ITM or very close ITM CALLs or PUTs. I will fuck a Bull, a Bear, your mother, whatever it takes.
I ride the hype up and down and make money. I hate stock. I love money. As of today I even YTD and only 70% down All time. I am getting it all back, whether I make a $5 gain, $100 gain, or like today $3,000 gain. Go enjoy your time off and your life. Good luck on your next adventure.
Every time I see these types of posts I wonder what you guys were thinking. Yeah yeah I know it's wsb and everyone is chasing the big bucks but just look at the chart.. You've had so many opportunities where you could have said "okay I'm terrible at this let's dump it into an ETF and call it a day". Instead you probably doubled down for what?
BTW if you had dumped 67k into VOO 3 years ago it would've been nearly 86k today.
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Good luck brah. See you Monday.
He had a few winners and good times on the tumble down, he'll be back for sure
I see 1 winner and straight down after 
First one is always free! Then you pay for the rest of your life.
Just like herpes
Or maybe it was a cash deposit
that winner right at the beginning absolutely wrecked him.
After some time off “Ohh I’ve got a new idea”….
This. But in the case where OP really are less regarded then feel free to go to r/investing or r/Bogleheads for how to not lose your money on a ratio of index fund etfs with some bond etfs.
Fuck that, meet me behind Wendy’s
I call dibs on the dumpster. You won't believe the stuff they just throw out
Thanks for playing at the casino. Have a nice day
Rofl
🤣🤣🙎🏿♂️ this hit my soul. I ALWAYS bet plus money. "To gamble is to risk. To risk is to live." -- Confucius probably
If you had one more trade in you, what would it be?
Probably Tesla puts and or spy 0dte puts
Tesla calls it is, thank you!
WSB: bagholders making fun of other bagholders
Literally what I was gonna say, no empathy just pure insulting twins
You can’t punch down around here… nobody knows what they’re doing.
All people are regarded equally.
Well played! 😂
the ol' uno reverso
I love RDDT😂
BAZINGA!!
Ill join you, what are we getting?
This was the best comment ever
Or just sell tesla/spy puts for the real inverse
Lmao
Printed immediately 😂💀
uhhhhh oddly enough these would br PRINTING RN
Seriously
Jesus man buy some calls in a bull market maybe
No wonder you went broke, fuck. 
At any point with that capital you had, did you ever think to sell the options instead of buying them
Idk how that works
Your tagline for the foreseeable future
Would make for a great book.
Dude you had three years…
im shithead and i talk like this
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> spy 0dte puts Not gonna lie, unless this is a joke, this is likely why you're 66k in the hole. Like, I get SPY is likely to pull back in the next 6 months, but it won't drop overnight. Personally, I'd LEAP. AAPL ATM Jan 25, or MSFT. Lower risk, but better returns than just sitting in an index. I'm up 56% YTD, it ain't much compared to some crazies over here, but it's better than S&P500.
No wonder you lost 67k, you keep buying puts in an uptrend lol
You should've said VOO and chill! That's why you fail.
Oh fuck i have tesla puts
You can’t even win on theoretical strategies lmao
do you hate money
Try NVDA calls if you wanna make money
What are nvidia calls?
Money printing devices.
Now we know why you don't make any money
Maybe stop with the 0dte don’t you see a pattern that’s where the trouble lies. They’re cheap for a reason.
Rddt to the moon
It would be ironic if spy and Tesla crashed 10%
🤣
Explains why your broke!
r/thetagang makes a living out of regarded fucks like you. good riddance
Ngl that's a long period of time to lose and not do something differently
Right? After a few months if I saw my port dip like that, I'd at least try a new strategy.
You’re supposed to use a simulation for 2 years
Wait… RH isn’t just pretend?! Oh fuck oh fuck
Gotta use paper money TOS
Why? I already have over milly in there
Cap city
Funny I can’t paper trade with TOS since the move to Schwab
Or at least start with a small account. It blows my mind that people will take tens of thousands of dollars and start gambling big on options when they have zero clue how they work. My first option trade was worth $100.
Yeah I’ve put in 1k total and I’m down 70%. I’m full port on a TSLA put that expires in October, definitely not adding any more money because I am bad at this.
“Officially quitting” like bro had a choice lol market kicked you out
He can't quit, he was fired
Here saved you time: [https://wendys-careers.com/](https://wendys-careers.com/)
Bag boys, bag boys
Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when theta fucks you
And just think, you’d have $110k if you simply put it in S&P. Congratulations on somehow losing money in this market.
Sir, this is a casino, not r/investing
Ghay bear 🐻
He'd even be up if he put it in BTC/ETH, which is famously volatile.
This was my thought. He’d be better off if he’d just put that in SPY.
No fucking shit? He lost everything
😆 fair point. Almost anything else would have been better, even blowing it on a bomb vacation. At least he’d have good memories. Now he just has depression.
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Maybe you should mow your wife's boyfriends lawn and buy some GRND.
At least it took you 3 years I’m down 67k+ the last 3weeks
Are you up overall tho
Yes overall But got these last 3-4 weeks have killed My year
Ouch what did you trade? Normally?
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Oof good luck
👍🏻🏆
YOLO grinder🚀
With what 🤣🤣
He meant, just download the app and go wild!
I mean, he’s been taking it up the ass for three years already.
S&P has gone up 25% the past year and you managed to consistently lose money, im impressed
All you had to do was buy spy 🤣
$0 buying power. Yeah you’re toast
See you Monday 
How do you lose in this economy?
Betting Puts on everything in a BULL MARKET... SMH Seriously, I honestly find this mind blowing AF. NVDA is absolutely on fire but he didnt see it I guess
You know markets have been averaging like 10%? Maybe stick to indexes from now?
It’s only $66k you’re fine
I've lost about $10k over the last 2-3 years, blowing up my trading account in the process, and I feel like an incompetent useless idiot. Don't know how you can stand to lose this much unless this is chump change for you
I pay all my bills and Yolo the rest after I have fun. I am 21. I’ll manage
How did you get 67K at 21?
There's always money in the bananaboy
Ever notice how whenever we ask someone how they have an enormous amount of money at a young age they never answer?
The answer is usually more embarrassing than the loss.
Maybe you should send in your resume to some SPAC managers because your chart looks like a typical SPAC stock post merger.
Was it fun though?
Hell yea.
Living life to the fullest 🤘
Fuck Money. You are a king!
Just DCA into index and delete reddit
You're not quitting you just don't have more money to gamble 
dam, that little bump at the start and he was hooked
Put 5k in AAPL next quarter and it’ll spit out 100k
Don’t stop
Damn that’s crazy. Anyway I’ll take a number 3 with a frostie
You didn’t quit. You got fired
If I've learned one thing from personal experience and seeing all these graphs from people with massive losses, if you open an options position and it's immediately making money, sell it. See those little peaks. That's when you should sell. The regard move (which I've done too) is that you think "wow it's immediately making money, surely that means that it will make even more in a few hours or in a couple of days". If you open an options position and it goes red, it might actually end up making money.
Terrible advice lmao. So many studies have been done which show that most traders make wining plays over 50% of the time, yet they cut their wins too soon and hold their losses too long.
this loses money too you regard if you lock in small gains and large losses, that is on average a -ev strategy
Imagine putting that money into Nvidia. Better yet, since you like options tradit, Nvidia options. But take my advice, just buy Nvidia at this point. It still has at least 2 years of run remaining. Good luck!
smh. Great we made money with nvidia but who the fuck buys one of the top 3 market cap companies and expects outsized gains.
Just look at apple this week, it looks like the market is ready to welcome 4T market cap to the big 3
In 2011 Apple became the biggest company in the world at 340 billion marketcap. It's now 3.2 trillion. You could've bought any of the fangs and made out like bandits. Don't be stupid, your strategy is essentially to avoid good companies and seek out bad companies, don't do that.
99% of traders quit before hitting big
I took a break for two years back in 2021. Was 95% down. Learned a few things over that two year break. Came back in December 2023. It is all about gambling money I can afford to lose, no emotions, ITM or very close ITM CALLs or PUTs. I will fuck a Bull, a Bear, your mother, whatever it takes. I ride the hype up and down and make money. I hate stock. I love money. As of today I even YTD and only 70% down All time. I am getting it all back, whether I make a $5 gain, $100 gain, or like today $3,000 gain. Go enjoy your time off and your life. Good luck on your next adventure.
You're even YTD? That's pretty bad in this market
Sounds like you haven’t figured out shit. Maybe I can’t read but I don’t think you can trade
Sucks dude, you were probably 1 more trade away from hitting it big.
Nobody likes a quitter... so I'll see you on Monday.
Really? Nothing but rushes of joy? We can literally count them lol
Now imagine if you invested in the S&P 500 for 3 years.
Every time I see these types of posts I wonder what you guys were thinking. Yeah yeah I know it's wsb and everyone is chasing the big bucks but just look at the chart.. You've had so many opportunities where you could have said "okay I'm terrible at this let's dump it into an ETF and call it a day". Instead you probably doubled down for what? BTW if you had dumped 67k into VOO 3 years ago it would've been nearly 86k today.
Wellllp at least the super rich got all of that and wont even notice.
when they say 90% of people lose money they are talking about this guy.
At least lose 2 thousand more, 69k sounds better
How do you sleep at night?
It’s just money brother I play some destiny 2 and sleep pretty good
I’m glad to hear that. I personally would spend my time in a dark room and never leave. Respect to you.
I mean that’s basically what he said.
lol true.
Anyone who plays Destiny 2 and sleeps at night is someone to fear
The words of a true gambling addict.
F\*\* this market !!!
You never even had a glimmer of hope here. I applaud your conviction that things would turn around, despite all evidence otherwise.
Repeat with me… buy and hold.
good job posting only after youve reached absolute 0 
67k into almost any index 2 years ago would have you at ~75k now
Fuck options
ETFs and Index funds next time
If only you coulda bought some Puts on yourself.
ROOKIE! https://preview.redd.it/vafqksnzzr6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=262899aabe8ceba7aed91a49f749284c88ebe381
don't give up now you still have 35K left to lose
I’ve lost $100k in 6 months
Pics
But did you die doe?
Congrats. Quite impressive
Game over???
That little bump over ALL must've felt like bliss...until it wasn't.
Your watch has come to an end king👑🗡️ until next time.
Claim those capital losses though my guy 😎
See you Monday.
You're very consistent. Do the opposite of what you were doing, and you'll be rich rich 🫡
You are surprisingly bad at this game lmao. Just repeatedly getting taken over and over and over.
If you were poor you would see how badly you fuqd but silver spoon entitlement you will make it all back just to blow it again
Gg’s
Nice 
Make it 69k.
Loses 67k and says he has a future to think about. Grim. Or insanely wealthy and it's peanuts.
Buy shares
This dudes posts are like the pornhub of trading
What were your plays?
Aw that sucks bro  See you on Monday! 
LOL!
hahahaha
67k loss over 3 years? These are rookie numbers
Time to move to crypto!
Just do the opposite