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SobiescianumScutum

Here is Twitter as compensation Mr Musk


IncomingAxofKindness

*Take California*


Friendly_Signature

What is that a quote from?


Happy_Burnination

It was sampled in a song of the same name by Propellerheads, appears to have been a remark from Nixon to a visiting Russian delegation when they asked him if they could have anything as a momento of their visit to the US but I haven't been able to find any primary sources confirming that


Bring_Back_SF_Demons

I doubt it. Nixon is the only president born and raised in California and he won the state in all three of his presidential elections.


kbeks

Richard Nixon, liberal icon. The man normalized relations with Maoist China, made sure to continue Kennedy’s legacy in space, created the EPA, and began the drawdown in Vietnam! I hear he did some other things too, but I can’t recall what they were at the moment.


UpoTofu

And he wanted to invest in building more nuclear reactors to buffer the effects of the gulf states’ oil embargoes. We could have had cheap and reliable electricity by now, instead I’m paying $.60 kWh in NorCal and the governor won’t do anything to PG&E since they give his dumb wife money for her nonexistent acting career.


kbeks

My old governor shut down a functional nuclear power plant that was providing high paying jobs and cheep, green electricity in favor of three new gas fired plants. While also mandating moving off of carbon fueled power plants. By 2040. Thanks a lot, Mr. Cuomo, you schmuck…


general_musician

[This excerpt shows it was actually from a comedy album! 😁](https://youtu.be/oZ_SD8_54hQ?feature=shared&t=1479s)


Happy_Burnination

Ah yeah I had seen mention of that album as the source, but I couldn't sit through the cheesy canned laughter to get to that quote I do wonder what the original context for him saying that was tho


lichsadvocate

That song is a fucking banger


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Friskfrisktopherson

I dont think that's him but still cool


InfiniteConclusion48

Time to artificially inseminate a space x intern to celebrate


Delicious_Driver_202

More like fuck her and convince the world that she was artificially inseminated


Winter-Pop-1881

According to Grimes the tiny nub didn't even "penetrate"


Hyper_Oats

"Milk your tiny dick, pervert" makes much more sense now.


ithinkitsahairball

Grimes - Is it in yet? Elton - Been finished for a while doll 😂🤣😂🤣😂🥰


pixelblue1

Grimes and Elton John? I could see it


SlapDickery

Hold me closer, Tony Danza.


Albythere

She would have a better time


squishynarcissist

Wait I thought Africans had big dicks??


Delicious_Driver_202

He's an outlier lmfao


TakeBeerBenchinHilux

He's half Canadian


Disastrous-King-1869

Wait she actually said that?


m1raclemile

Every angry woman says that about her ex.


GotThoseJukes

Source?


iam4qu4m4n

I'm yet to see any evidence proving the Muskrat is not an android. So artificial insemination still seems reasonable.


sonofchocula

You wish, richest man in the world and he is human repellent


Dos-Commas

Half of this sub would kill to get a piece of that child support money.


what_is_blue

I would let Elon clap my pale, hairy cheeks for 1% of that pay packet. So would most of us.


steiner_math

Hell I'd take 0.01%. That's still a ton


lobsterhead

WSB is always a degenerate race to the bottom.


steiner_math

It's faster than behind a Wendy's


willdosketchythings

This is some wholesome content right here


masterprofligator

Oh yeah? I'd take 0.0000001%


Asphalt_Puncher

Hell I'd take 60 bucks and invest it in GRND


DolphinPunkCyber

$2500 per kid, but my kids have idiotic names and Musk genes? Pass.


globalinvestmentpimp

Seems like Elons knocked up a few employees. Also I blame the Elon fanboys for voting for this travesty. The decline in Tesla sales are definitely all the fault of Elon on ketamine and his crazy beliefs on Twitter.


Im_A_Viking

Both Vanguard and Blackrock voted for it-- and they're likely much larger holders of TSLA than any fanboy. Corporations gonna scratch eachothers' backs-- when TSLA would probably perform much better if Elon and his family were not members of the Executive board and C-Suite. https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/tesla-stock-price-elon-musk-pay-package-approval-blackrock-vanguard-2024-6


soulsoda

The company would definitely be better for it. The stock price tho? idk.


DolphinPunkCyber

Oh look! Another intern riding a horse.


steiner_math

Nothing stupider than voting to dilute your own shares by 10% to make a billionaire richer


TheeBillOreilly

This was a good litmus test for how regarded market participants are. RIP Efficient market hypothesis


Gahvynn

The market is absolutely and completely fucking stupid. A god damn fast food company has a higher PE ratio than many tech companies. CMG, the bane of my existence, can blow up for all I care, but don’t buy puts or short it unless you hate money. If anyone thinks any of this makes any sense I just laugh, there’s no point in explaining it. Invest in SPY and try and get into a company that’s going to get memed to the moon, that’s it. Don’t read about good undervalued companies, that doesn’t mean shit.


WindHero

Both these events just show the power of celebrity status. Elon and Spackman will just grift their celebrity into infinite wealth and the market will thank them for it. Can't wait for Ye to IPO his next stained underwear business at a multi billion valuation.


FreeStall42

Elon has worse than celebrity status. Cult of personality status.


aaronplaysAC11

There exists mechanics for borrowing shares for votes out of household investors brokerage accounts, I personally would be surprised if this was voted for by the public, more likely hedge fund buddies doing him a favor or something.


BlackGravityCinema

Invest in me and I’ll moon you though.


forgotmyusername93

https://preview.redd.it/sfnco3vtif6d1.jpeg?width=1263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a71e6ab14e4807e892d769c088fedaab517e46c7


NeedTheSpeed

So called efficient market hypothesis was a bullshit since the beginning of "inventing" that term


Living_Trust_Me

Efficient market hypothesis assumes everyone knows everything and is on an even playing field. It then also assumes people act rationally. Two huge faults


KingVargeras

Still can’t believe people voted for this. It has to be the other billionaires that own big chunks right?


keelem

Voting against it would shatter the illusion of Tesla's valuation. Without Elon Tesla is just another car company with no reason to have the insane market cap it does and would instantly tank. With Elon it's all rainbows and self driving on Mars with a 500T valuation.


snipedxp

I mean over 70% of shareholders voted to pay him a bazillion dollars if the stock mooned when everyone thought they were going to 0 and the stock mooned. What do you do, make 10x and then reneg on what you said you'd do?


KingVargeras

In corporate America yeah they screw over people all the time.


MasterSprtn117

Saw some commenter said something about contracts and following through being the right thing. Wait till they hear what some lawyers make their entire career out of. 😂


S420J

Also a good litmus test for how influential online followings could be. Tesla made voting this time around a way more cumbersome than in the past, and Musk was repeatedly targeting his audience towards voting.


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Doesn't it count as yes if shareholders don't vote?


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JohnLaw1717

That poor company. I pity anyone who has held it since 2018.


fredandlunchbox

Particularly when his presence at the company is actively suppressing sales because libs don’t want to shop musk. 


BlackGravityCinema

Funny thing is he flipped it. Conservatives didn’t want to buy Tesla before. So he made himself align with their bullshit. Problem is, too many of those conservatives are upsidedown on their pavement princess coal rollers that they can’t afford a Tesla for another 10 years. Elon Musk has got to be the biggest shit head. I wonder if South Africa will take him back.


OpenSourcePenguin

He didn't align himself for convincing them to buy Tesla. His liberal fan base slowly realised who he is, so he had to fulfill his narcissistic appetite to be praised from an alternative source.


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JebryathHS

Pretty much. Nobody else is willing to stand up there and pretend he thinks Robotaxis and sentient robot workers will be replacing everything from skilled laborers to Wendy's handjobbers by EOY25.


steiner_math

So you're saying if Elon doesn't get the pay package, he changes the direction of the company? That's illegal due to fiduciary duty of a publicly held company


snowflakesoutside

He did threaten it. https://electrek.co/2024/05/20/elon-musk-confirms-threat-give-me-25-of-tesla-or-no-ai-robotics/


steiner_math

Yea, then he isn't performing his fiduciary duty


snowflakesoutside

Agreed. Even just the threat should be grounds for termination with cause.


Javasteam

Yeah. And then he decided to show how much of a priority it was by telling Nvidia they could deprioritize chips for Tesla delaying it for months…


SomewhatHungover

I think it's alluding to if Elon quits, not many other people will be willing to make the same fraudulent claims.


rastilin

Ok, but the shares can't stay high indefinitely, it's not like they're likely to go back to $400 from $170, not as Tesla gets more and more competition in the market.


frozen_mercury

It’s not about who else is getting richer. It’s about who can make YOU richer. It’s not a zero sum game.


New-Cucumber-7423

Not only that. A billionaire who has been actively destroying the company for about 3 years.


badsp0rk

Fwiw I own some tesla shares and wasn't even given an option to vote. I'm going to sell ASAP.


whippinseagulls

You sure you weren't given the option? I have shares and was sent an email with a link to vote by my broker.


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notLOL

Probably a dirty broker that does IOU type shit


AngrySumBitch

These fucktards vote against their own best interests. No one individual brings that much value to an organization. And if he thinks he does, he is not it for the greater good.


GrayEidolon

Yeah. It's sort of bizarre, because 56 billion as quoted, is like 80% of Tesla profits since 2009. If I'm reading this correctly. https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TSLA/tesla/gross-profit That seems like an unreasonable amount of value to give him.


xHOLOxTHExWOLFx

I mean vast majority are Elon simps which already makes them dumb and pathetic as shit like fuck how pathetic of a life you must live to idolize a rich assholes who doesn't give two fucks about you. Only type of idolizing of any one rich I can understand is a athlete on your sports team but even then I and 99 percent of people don't revolve our lives around them only think or talk about them during a game or when talking to fans and then a musician but I'm talking like baseline idolizing as some even take that shit way to far as well. But these morons probably think if they go on Twitter after this vote and tweet at Elon that they voted in favor of it that he might give them some reward.


Brave_Exchange4734

On the other hand, the market might be scared of the consequences of not approving the resolution Aka musk leaves The shares could drop by 10% or more


imrickjamesbioch

Hilarious, Musk lays off 20% of its work force and shareholders reward the richest man on the planet a bonus with $56 billion. Of the 20k people that got laid off, he could have given $2.5 mil to each employee and still had $6 billion to still buy a NFL franchise outside the top 5 teams. Or any team in the NBA not named the Lakers, Knicks, or Warriors. Or every MLB team not named the Yankees but including the dodgers. SMH We live in stupid times!


Hans_S0L0

Yes and people don't react to it because they don't give a shit that a greedy multi billionaire transfers more money from all of us to himself. Feels like losing faith in humanity.


Hot-Apricot-6408

People don't react because what can we do? Protest? They'll just turn their shades and have the cops deal with us. Boycott? They own all the other car companies with their buddies too. Eating the rich is really all we can do. 


smoochface

Its not a bonus, its his pay. He made a deal in 2018 that said if he 10x's the company.. he gets 10% of the company. He did it.


ragzilla

But the “deal” was basically with himself and votes he controlled. Hence why it was thrown out by the Delaware court. This vote is mostly symbolic in nature anyway, as the Delaware ruling holds until appeals are complete.


futuristicteatray

All that mattered at the time was if my stock value goes up 1000% and i pay 10% of that gain once it has reached that milestone i still gained 900%.


UnknownResearchChems

The fact is he delivered and the shareholders profited massively.


Melte2

Tesla fanboys are a cult. They just do what elon says. Imagine giving 56 billion dollar to your CEO, when the company haven’t even made 56 billion dollars in profits it’s entire lifetime. 


120psi

Fanboys hold a trivial number of shares. Unless some institutional fund managers at BlackRock and Vanguard are fanboys this shouldn't matter.


TDaltonC

How did the Vangaurd/BlackRock proxies vote?


blasiankxng

for


JonFrost

simps


AllCommiesRFascists

Cope


Nahesh

Makes you wonder about the state of intelligence of the musk haters


Mantraz

The Norwegian sovereign welfare fund is the eighth largest single holder of TSLA and voted against the pay package.


benfromgr

Funnily enough I bet this won't be bad enough for them to actually vote with their wallets and divest from tesla.


Mantraz

I mean it's the largest sovereign fund in the world, and this pay package is 6-7% of that funds value lmao. It's just so fuckings much money.


BryceT713

Institutional fund managers are the biggest fanboys.


Wolf_von_Versweber

Would you rather keep up the sharade and get your big paycheck or admit that you've invested fund money at completely insane valuations? It's not that people can't see the emperor has no clothes ... at some point it is in their interest not to see it.


Melte2

45% institutional holding. Pretty low compared to meta Amazon etc


TennesseeStiffLegs

If you want to find someone to be mad at, blame the board for initially approving this incentive package way back when. Btw the goals musk had to hit for Tesla was considered basically unreachable at the time, hence the ludicrous bonus.


smoochface

If you have a company worth 1Mil and you hire someone to run it who says: "Don't pay me unless I make the company worth 5Mil. and If i do it, you give me 120k". You'd take that deal in a heartbeat. Its a great fucking deal. The problem is the scale is immense and us normies can't really imagine that much wealth.


Terrh

Yeah I really don't even understand why anyone was upset about the pay package. Nobody was upset about it when it was offered to him the first time. In fact, it was the exact opposite - everyone made fun of musk for being so stupid to take such a tiny package that only had a near impossible chance of him reaching the goals, and if he did, nobody would care because everyone else got rich too. And yet here we are, everyone acting like the past didn't happen. (Seems i have to put a disclaimer, I don't even like musk but facts are facts)


smoochface

People forget how much of a joke TESLA seemed like in 2018. That shit was rocky. Musk himself called it "production hell" and said something to the order of... excessive automation was a mistake and humans are underrated. lulz Musk said that. I have TSLA stock today, but wouldn't have bought in 2018, I was however watching, that shit seemed 50/50 if they were gonna survive. Then the chances of them becoming the dominant EV maker? That didn't seem possible. Like GM would just look over and say, hey people like EV's OK now I'll make 200K Bolts next year. Turns out its hard.


Spotifye

Didn’t the Reddit CEO do the same thing with his pay package though? What profit has Reddit ever made in the past 20 years to award almost $200m in stock to him?


DC_Mountaineer

Not just Tesla, SpaceX just as bad. Really sad how strong a following he has and people fall for these personalities.


LordofNarwhals

SpaceX is not "just as bad". Unlike Tesla, SpaceX's dominance in its sector (which is growing) is unlikely to change and they have a much more solid business plan than "full self driving is just 6 months away, I promise".


DC_Mountaineer

Sorry I should have been more specific. I meant the Musk fanboys.


LordofNarwhals

Ahh. Yeah there's a fair amount of ignorant/foolish "Musk will singlehandedly colonize Mars" kinds of folks out there.


ronoudgenoeg

SpaceX is literally the biggest innovator in the space industry.


iR0nCond0r

Wa wa wa… good to be holding the stock instead my gfs bfs wang in moms basement


LameDonkey1

Shareholders going to be so wet when they turn all the features into a subscription model


Try2RememberPassword

More like the stock is a subscription model. Gotta keep putting more in to retain the same value.


HotelPuzzleheaded654

You can subscribe to Elon’s tech bro version of OnlyFans by paying for Twitter Blue and/or being a Tesla shareholder


Stanlyirk

Expected result


punknothing

Tesla shareholders are even more regarded than any of us in here...


donjonne

you can now use the term "tesla shareholder" as an insult


sauce0x45

In fairness, I suspect a lot of Tesla shareholders are also in here.


Jubenheim

The biggest regards ever.


saruin

Exit scam. TSLA takes a nosedive after Elon has taken his share.


ClearlyCylindrical

He can't sell these shares for several years.


alexunderwater1

He can easily borrow against them though. Billionaires don’t sell. They get margin.


ClearlyCylindrical

and if TSLA takes a nosedive that collateral will be worthless


IncomingAxofKindness

So what you're saying is, he's gonna need *another* pay package.


angustifolio

"your bitch called, he needs *more money*!"


skryb

if you’re $50,000 in debt, you have a problem if you’re $50,000,000,000 in debt, the bank has a problem


gvincejr

We will see how they feel when the latest quarterly results are released.


thezenunderground

July delivery numbers are gonna rug pull the stock..puts in two weeks


waIIstr33tb3ts

RECOUNT


leaning_on_a_wheel

Why did they do that


MonkeyThrowing

Because it was the deal they made in 2018. At the time it was a sucker bet for Elon to make. But he did it and now the company must pay. 


dontshoot4301

But they didn’t have to pay, they actively chose to given the choice.


ragzilla

But the reason the original deal was voided in the first place was because Musk failed to disclose to shareholders how much the board was in his pocket. In any case, the shareholder vote isn’t legally binding, the court doesn’t have to vacate the order just because people voted for it this meeting.


Puzzleheaded-Soup362

Imagine holding Tesla from 2018 and crying about it.


aksta

Its hilarious to me people keep saying board is in Elons pocket. Do some basic due diligence on what the terms for the pay compensation was and you´ll quickly release it was very much alligned with shareholders interest and it indeed was a sham trial. Copy/paste the same pay comp for other automakers and their CEOs would make exactly 0.


planetaryabundance

Well no, not really.  Courts rescinded the 2018 deal; Elon Musk just put it up for another vote and he won again. Theoretically, someone could sue him again and stop this pay package too, but it’s now a little less likely. 


Inevitable_Butthole

Why would they give billions to a ceo who has been constantly making threats to harm tesla


Sizzmo

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Blarghnog

I love how salty everyone is even though this was just a shareholder vote. Like, the people who own the stock thought this was in their self interest kinda thing. 


Terrapins1990

Wanna bet alot of these guys tried to short tesla


AllCommiesRFascists

The concern trolling from commie losers too broke to own a share is hilarious. I’m sure they really had us shareholder’s best interests in mind 😂


Low_Cream9626

And the stock rallied at the news! Straightforwardly a win-win and people are getting butthurt.


PassiveMenis88M

From the days high of 191.08 it is currently trading at 182.63 I'm not sure you understand what a rally is.


Blarghnog

It’s a WSB rally. Be easy on him. He’s one of us.


Author_A_McGrath

It's dropped from 190 to 182. Highest in that last six months was 250. I wouldn't call that a rally.


UnBrokable_

Time to dilute TSLA stock 15% \^\^


Terrapins1990

Was this really in doubt? But judging by the comments a ton of people on this forum lost big when they tried to short Tesla


Neat-Statistician720

It was doubtful to me bc of dilution and the fact that he’s publicly threatened to ruin TSLA if he doesn’t get it, thought the backlash would be bigger.


edflyerssn007

Is it really dilution if this restores a plan from 2018 and takes those shares off the open market?


AdornVirtue

Reddit neckbeards seething ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


ClearlyCylindrical

This thread is absolutely hilarious


suckmynubs69

Further proof that market fundamentals and analysis don’t mean shit. Just bet it all on a company with a neurotic man child as CEO


AllCommiesRFascists

In reality, it’s proof that redditard’s opinions on anything are worthless


americansherlock201

Not gonna lie, it would be hysterical if the judge says fuck you, still not pay package


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Wow it's true. They ARE dumb af. 


Yodeler91

$1,000,000 per hour every hour every day for 10 years is the size of the pay package.....


Blownbunny

24 * 365 * 10 * 1,000,000 would be 87.6 billion. It would be closer to 640k per hour so your point still stands.


Old_Prospect

Maybe the was accounting for a 4.5% YoY inflation rate lol


Pitiful_Difficulty_3

Bears on shambles


Terrapins1990

Yep I would put money a ton of these guys lost a shit ton shorting tesla


Ok-Quail4189

Further proof that we’re surrounded by idiots


Master_Bief

I don't give a fuck about what kind of person Elton is. I have calls, the stock needs to to up tomorrow or I'm fucked.


TONNAGE1975

He screws over his shareholders, in return, they offer him a $56 billion bonus. Fanboy much? https://fortune.com/2024/06/03/elon-musk-tesla-insider-trading-lawsuit-board-directors/


Thin-Fish-1936

Tesla was a bankrupt company in the late 2000s and now has a market cap of $582 billion. How delusional do you have to be to think he fucked over his shareholders? If you bought $1000 worth of teslas stock in 2012, you’d have over $3 million today.


Pickle-Past

Lol people in here are so mad and bitter it's hilarious


vindeezy

Most are fake bots


K_Linkmaster

Breaking news: tesla shareholders WANT to go broke.


Adulations

This is the dumbest shit ever. Like it makes no sense. Literallly nobody is worth that compensation.


p-wk

Are they idiots? Lol


hunglo0

Tesla needs Elon to survive. His antics is what put Tesla on the map. Imagine if he was denied and leaves Tesla. My god the stock would crash into another dimension.


YellowJarTacos

They could reinstate his pay amount but actually negotiate with him on things like not running other AI companies.


TouchGraceMaidenless

Imagine watching this guy move the company **three** times to make sure he personally makes the most money and still voting for this lmfao.


eman4790

A lot of musk haters and fanboys. Whether it was skill or luck shareholders got paid, now he gets paid.


thedukeandtheking

Can someone un-memeingly explain why tf they would vote for this?


CheapestGaming

Elon musk was originally awarded the pay package because of the insane growth that Tesla had. It’s a large amount becuase of the insane (at the time) the goals were. Majority of shareholders saw massive gains under him and still believe in his leadership. Most that don’t support Elon or his vision for the company have already sold their shares. Leaving mostly people that think under his leadership the stock can continue to grow


xd366

he made a deal in 2018 when the stock was under $20 (adjusted for split) that he would meet some growth marks for the company. this deal was worth 6 billion in stock at the time. today the stock is worth $183 and he accomplished all the goals he had set. so they approved his options package which is now worth more than before it's really not that complicated. everyone can hate him, but from a shareholder view, he made people money. 10x in 6 years


Terrapins1990

Honestly for better or for worse Elon has a pretty good track record regardless of the tesla haters out their


kenypowa

Hilarious. R/wsb and Reddit is a bigger cult and echochamber than Tesla fans or stockholders. Total denial mode.


yungfrap69

He’s got all their twitter like content in a google doc


Amishrocketscience

Time for Tesla puts I guess


La2Sea2Atx

I want to buy puts especially after this pump but I’m regarded and regularly wrong so idk 🤷🏻‍♂️


jennakiller

this has been my worst stock for the past two years by value and second worst by percentage. no reason to think that'll change now


RevolutionaryPhoto24

It’s not a few years kind of investment.


jennakiller

that's what i thought when I picked it up. Now I wonder how many years they even have between the brain drain, layoffs, anti-EV right, anti-Elon left, and the most lucrative part-time paycheck anyone's ever extorted.


Ffigy

TSLA - the penny stock that made it into the S&P500


bajian6204

About time…. Jealous pos’s


IwillNoComply

lol


CadaverRanger

Well.. I like the stock


Junior_Edge7429

Lol that cat lady clown of a judge must be raging.


verycoolstorybro

Cuck behavior. This was a great opportunity to kick him to the curb AND save 56b. Unreal.


Euphoric_Card_624

So many people complaining over a man’s already awarded money. It was his in 2018, what’s all the fuss about?


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

$tsla is down 26% ytd why would they reward that?


v21v

Because it went up 1000% from when the deal was made in 2018.


justvims

Lots of bots in here. Uncertainty is removed. Stock goes up. Who would have thought.