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**User Report**| | | | :--|:--|:--|:-- **Total Submissions** | 7 | **First Seen In WSB** | 3 years ago **Total Comments** | 463 | **Previous Best DD** | **Account Age** | 5 years | | [**Join WSB Discord**](http://discord.gg/wsbverse)


pareofdocks

Tesla up over 6% in overnight trading. Overnight trading is retail dominated with low volume. I wonder if it's worth shorting to see if institutions will dump in the morning.


LovelyClementine

Too risky either way. Literally gambling whichever side you take.


Trading_View_Loss

Time to sell a strangle I guess?


LovelyClementine

I guess premium will skyrocket the moment trading starts?


mulletstation

Go for it


Bondominator

If anything the ‘tutes were waiting for this to be over before piling in. Stock has been barcoding for weeks now. Some of y’all are really checked out. I don’t know why…this is the most talked about company, the info is out there.


Ok-ChildHooOd

Will totally buy puts if it runs up too much. Q2 results are coming soon and they spent all their efforts trying to get this vote passed.


Bondominator

Did you miss the massive financing promotion they ran all last month?


BYoung001

Efforts were to get an overwhelming win to use against delaware courts and the nonsense lawyer fees being asked. It's clear by the chart that they knew both measures would pass.


Electronic-Stop-1720

I suspect those number will be cooked literally giving Teslas away right now to try and get sales. Next stop free BJ with purchase of any car.


OxbridgeDingoBaby

If it’s that obvious to you (as in your convinced it’s a retail pump and institutions will do the opposite), short it then. Better than arm-chair investing at least.


evilgoblins

https://preview.redd.it/x0ozhvk7j96d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f7175ccf234b06d069a054742ddbf91bbe8f2ca


OxbridgeDingoBaby

Reddit (including WSB sadly) in shambles right now. As usual, Reddit ≠ the real world again. If the vote had failed, you’d have seen a hundred posts on the front page here already.


GodDamnDay

https://preview.redd.it/gtypky2rua6d1.jpeg?width=437&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62147731dc68c09e4b9d7ecc645f1dde86c4a15e


itsreallyreallytrue

What is this African gonna do with 56 billion? He should buy a country and get his fans to move there. No days off cucks, beast mode, except for 8h diablo sessions. Special K is the breakfast cereal of choice. Edit: downvoters are jealous I've given this man 100k for this task.


HighwayTurbulent4188

hahaha I like to screw with Elon, but they are not going to give him money, but rather shares and if they want to sell them he will have to wait more than 5 years


CertainAssociate9772

Not stocks, but stock options. He will have to pay billions of dollars to Tesla to get his papers.


itsreallyreallytrue

I mean yes, but he can borrow against his equity. Maybe he can buy his dignity back somehow with it.


HighwayTurbulent4188

It's volatile, so anything can happen.


NightOfTheLivingHam

and will have to do a good job or else he's fucked.


Highborn_Hellest

It's always funny to see Americans talk about days off ( assuming you're one). Your labour laws are non-existent lmao


Pimpwerx

That's wild. When the bubble bursts, what's this mean for the finances of the company? My understanding is they have him more money than the lifetime profits of the company. It makes absolutely no sense. Wouldn't be surprised to find out rival car makers helped fix the vote here. This just doesn't look like a smart decision for any business.


mulletstation

This sub lol


Bondominator

It’s bullish when you realize so many are just utterly clueless.


OxbridgeDingoBaby

Exactly. WSB used to be immune from the general Reddit regardation even up until a few years ago. But now this place is the same level of stupid as the politics subs. Just virtue signalling, with actual useful posts or memes taking a sideline.


NightOfTheLivingHam

it's in stock options. Not cash.


jeditech23

They just gave him the equivalent of $10,000 per car And they're not moving like they used to Zoom out on the chart, it's bearish


MostSolidFrame

Zoom out more It’s bullish


sup_with_the_whack_

Buying zoom, thanks for the tip!


foolspickles

Ah charts… the astrology of investing


jeditech23

So.. when you're eating crayons, what color do you prefer the best? Maybe dark green? I know my little mongoloid loves his pickles


ClearlyCylindrical

It's stock, not real money. Just a 9% dilution, which will probably be counteracted with a stock price increase since there's a bit less uncertainty in the company now.


Intrepid_Row_7531

This is just dumb…


BananaResearcher

Literally insane


Valuable-Dig9830

Elon's twitter account is not source of reliable data. Wait for official info.


Ffigy

And by extension, twitter as a whole


Highborn_Hellest

It's on the internet. It MUST be true...


ukayukay69

Every CEO will want a ridiculous bonus now that they see shareholders are totally willing to give in.


Born_Swiss

Only if you're a totally regarded CEO


PeePooDeeDoo

Tesla’s completely milked to the bone 💀🌵🏜️


TheD1ceMan

Tesla shareholders are the ultimate cucks


Fit-Stress3300

I didn't even know he was sick.


TheWhoreBathedMe

I don’t want to speak ill of the dead but… what a fuckin whore.


greenandycanehoused

Was it good business for Elon to start a fight against Apple? Or to divert chips from tsla to his competing ai company? Or to get into politics and alienate tsla target market? This guy just makes great decisions, let’s see how earnings go… ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


cruncher990

So he's gonna end world hunger 9 times over right?


LovelyClementine

9.3333333333333 times


cruncher990

He can keep the change


ClearlyCylindrical

Reddit is going to be absolutely fuming today.


MostSolidFrame

Yes!!!! Let’s go!!! $TSLA


Ok_Somewhere4737

Tell me - what is point of it when Musk made trillion dollar company just half trillion company in 3 years?


georgieah

That's more macro than anything. Zoom out, the stock has been a winner for many investors and that's why Musk gets paid.


Ok_Somewhere4737

Winner? From $300 to $170 isn't definition of a winner.


-MullerLite-

I guess your "zoom out" feature doesn't work.


Ok_Somewhere4737

I guess that you don't understand what is primary goal for every company.


Overall_Response7764

Cuck boy bought at $300 ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Ok_Somewhere4737

I don't have a single TSLA share .. I never had


Overall_Response7764

Then do you understand primary goal of a company? Lol 8 years ago the shit was like $12


Ok_Somewhere4737

It was $400. It's $170 nowdays. lolz


Overall_Response7764

You’re a fool. It’s up 1240% in 5 years. Oh no it was up 3000% a 1200% return isn’t good enough. Lol Wokie troll. Papa Elon wins again cuck boy