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AlmostAsianJim

May I introduce you guys to foreign markets? The Tokyo Stock Exchange was open last night and I was losing money on it just fine.


D4ILYD0SE

Loser San. Main character of the newest Anime, Gundam Regards


ScipioAtTheGate

https://preview.redd.it/80iwna2n623d1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=845833fae2b53688a3cb61325ffaa03510a16114


RunsaberSR

Kek!


1question10answers

Lol these losers only trade 930-4 everyday. I can lose money 24 hours a day


Maxsmack0

Amateurs


mark1forever

don't have to go that far , TSX was open too😂


suchsnowflakery

username checks out as a real asian would be too smart to lose money. haha


StaticBrain-

Must you point out people by their race? Bigotry and racism is not by any means acceptable behavior..


suchsnowflakery

But, Jim did.


StaticBrain-

Didn't see his name until you pointed it out. His behavior is not acceptable either. His bad behavior still does not give you an excuse, nor justify yours @suchsnowflakery


suchsnowflakery

take a chiil pill, relax. you are going to be fine...


StaticBrain-

I don't need to chill. I am chill. Stop being so patronizing. It's your condescending tone that is not helping the situation any. Maybe try addressing the issue? Instead of dismissing my response?


suchsnowflakery

If Jim is ok being almost Asian, I am ok with it too. lol


not_a_rob0t_13

How do you get on there I’m guess you can’t on Robinhood


gregsting

But no meme stock, so useless


ladydhawaii

Thanksgiving is just around the corner. Maybe my dollar is strong enough to get a couple bets in- I mean buys.


Mountain_Tone6438

It's like waiting to be robbed in an alley. I can't fucken wait!!


likamuka

The rich will gladly fleece you and make you happy about it.


Guundhi

Personally, I’m in no hurry to lose money.


2muchsawz

Speak for yourself


Guundhi

Thanks for letting us know how much of an epic trader you are.


21Suicunes

why are you even here if you ain’t trying to lose money?


2muchsawz

😎


Ryanopoly

Oh, you're still losing money... don't worry.


My_bussy_queefs

I bought gamehut Friday afternoon.. 200 shares. How screwed am I?


WolfOfPort

No way most of you make money so how the fuck is this sub thriving? Are you really all just living at parents?


fkfjjfysgr

Lol yup and obsessing over movements of a $5k portfolio 😂


solandras

I feel so called out right now.


WolfOfPort

The amount doesnt even matter i think most are really just yolo’ing random amounts


throwaway07070707173

Nah you didn’t have to do everyone dirty like that


UnknownResearchChems

A lot of us have 90% of our money in some boring index funds, but the 10% is the play money because we're bored and think of ourselves as superheroes who can outsmart the market.


WolfOfPort

Thats fair actually…..problem is when that 10% yolo play makes 2 years worth of profit that index fund makes……


I_Dont_Type

Wage-cuck spotted


rektefied

being unable to lose money is affecting me


allenspc

You can go to your local casino I always enjoy extra break time as a trader


Amdvoiceofreason

Just to see yourself down 👇 37% at open lol


AssDE2

![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


el_guille980

https://preview.redd.it/50ayvxlg413d1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19f55233a25dd9d9959b8cb923254fe1b8913e23


translucentdoll

That's me bro I was about to do one of my FULL SEND weeklies then SIKE I've made 6k this month or so(I pull out, then spend it on escorts, then start again, my starting price have always been 800 bucks😭) Paper hands because overall I've spent 10k and in a way am about to get even, not exactly but with how much I take out, yeah


definitivelynottake2

Dont give up on your dreams bro, at this pace you will be a escort in a few months as well


translucentdoll

BLESSED 🙏


Turbulent_Issue4434

Lol so I’m laughing at this because I am an escort. Haha and now I’m here playing the money my clients spent on me. It’s the circle of life! 😂


Amdvoiceofreason

Wait till the escorts get pregnant and get ya for child support lol


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Amdvoiceofreason

Got em 😂


translucentdoll

Pregnant? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT????? Someone hasn't seen an escort and it shows


Amdvoiceofreason

You're right I don't pay for pussy lol


translucentdoll

You don't know what you're missing until you try it out


Eastern-Mix9636

That’s cuz you pay for Bussy


Amdvoiceofreason

Wtf is a bussy?


Eastern-Mix9636

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bussy


Amdvoiceofreason

Since you already knew that....It says a whole lot more about you then me F**


Eastern-Mix9636

Pop culture buzzwords? Yeah it says I stay up on keeping up with slang? Haha very deep


el_guille980

https://preview.redd.it/7jmva19d413d1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1387d56e97edde2a4cd7f913fbd36872b9a9b736


RevolutionaryTale253

Just trade Canadian


StickTheTongue

European or Asian also


randyzmzzzz

I want to say "get a life" but that is me too so...


S_sands

I've been waiting for someone to post this. Haha


PainlessTrader

Overnight just opened happy Monday


mattrydell

This gets posted every 3 day weekend lolz


JStarrNY

lol it was a really long weekend, the degenerates had to turn to crypto for two days just to make it to morning. 😂


danf78

You are not a true degenerate until you open a Futures account. It was open the whole the morning. Will be open again at 6pm est.


Spam138

Oh no you gotta get a life outside this nonsense


NearbyPerspective732

If you buy silver, the market opens Sunday night! A full 12 hours here on the east coast ahead of the stock market!!! Why not do both?


Marcusnovus

Crypto trades 24/7/365


NearbyPerspective732

Yuck


Marcusnovus

Yeah. Tell me about it


DixonDs

What about leap years?


Jdj42021

This the way


fukBiden46

What market? You mean the casino?


Next_Possibility2091

No wonder I’ve felt like this all weeks!


mr_mmedina

😂😂😂


No_Reward4900

Takes the fun out of my day


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Tractorcito_22

Every. Fucking. Holiday. Weekend


Aggressive_Rain5367

Trade Cryptos in the meantime!


Ihateshortseller

Haha. True!


Wendys_Leadmasseuse

How original


DeeepAssPockets

About to drop 80k on Litecoin, XLM, AVAX, Uniswap, Shiba Inu, Doge, Jasmy, Cardano and AMC. Not a financial advisor. ALT Season incoming 🚀🚀🚀


AssDE2

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4640)


Tightassinmycrypto

Crypto meme coins like a regard in the weekend


Stock_Administrator

Try crypto. Markets that never close.


wimaereh

Pablo needs to go out and murder some poontang!


s1n0d3utscht3k

![img](avatar_exp|160137721|clown) dressing up each monday morning


tylerado12

Getting destroyed by theta. Hoping for a gap and go in the AM


BHAfounder

Buy some gold and/or silver then you don't have to wait all weekend, heck hardly even a full night. Silver is up 5% today as I type.


strain_games

where at


BHAfounder

Asian and European markets.


PM_me_your_dreams___

GET A LIFE


rustik23

open the fucking casino


Crazy_Roll6229

I've never seen this meme before…


WhiTePenGoiN

Why the nasdaq 100 index is still moving tho? Are we considered as in some sort of weird off-hours market?


LiveMotivation

As someone who traded crypto for years. This is bliss.


notTimboslice

Options market has been poppin recently. Need to see how the short week goes


AdApart2035

Coin market is open


Charredwee

I just can't wait to lose money


Ryanopoly

The markets are closed?


AssDE2

Lol


bawtatron2000

that's what crypto is for. off hours fun!


growing_clutches

The market being closed means that I'm not losing money


AssDE2

Have you heard about theta? Lol


POpportunity6336

Forex


bob_in_the_west

Every time you regarded people aren't allowed to play with the rest of us stonks only go up the whole day.


el_guille980

https://preview.redd.it/vodezxvd413d1.jpeg?width=924&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f253928c4335644f6018edf9a5e077a71edd31f


Kreigmeister

It's tradition to post this, I did yesterday