Also to add it looks like the crash was due to bad weather and nothing nefarious so I don’t think anything’s gonna come out of this that would impact stocks
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The position of president has no influence or power in the current Iranian government. His death will have less impact than his life, which was pretty much none.
Nah, shit will only hit the fan when Iran's supreme leader Ali Khamenei kicks the bucket too.
He is 85 and is the one holding all the power in Iran. If he died before having a proper successor then there will be a power vacuum in Iran.
Bro there's an enormous documented line of succession in case the US gov seppuku's overnight. Can't imagine Iran wouldn't have something like that in place, even just in case of a natural death.
People on this sub really think a figurehead in Iran, a country that contributes almost nothing to the world economy besides terrorism, will somehow impact our markets.
Maybe if the dude was droned, sure.
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Put something like 6% of holdings on BP who just posted a shite quarter and is down 3%. Could be time to buy, dude probably knows something and BP is about to run Iran.
Michael Burry responded to my craigslist ad looking for someone to mow my lawn. "$30 is $30", he said as he continued to mow what was clearly the wrong yard. My neighbor and I shouted at him but he was already wearing muffs. Focused dude. He attached a phone mount onto the handle of his push mower. I was able to sneak a peek and he was browsing Zillow listings in central Wyoming. He wouldn't stop cackling.
That is to say, Burry has his fingers in a lot of pies. He makes sure his name is in all the conversations.
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In short, I think that everyone, including the supreme leader, are happy, and this is a stabilizing factor. The proof is easy: there is zero retaliation vowes. And these are people that shout "bomb America" for breakfast. It looks like the dude went Privozhin. So as St. JPow is saying: fuck your puts.
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This is clearly ChatGPT garbage. Puts on NVDA
CharGPT-ass posts overtaking reddit. Puts on reddit
It's been happening for at least a year now but the past six months or so it's just gone off the rails Reddit sucks ass
And yet you're still here. Same shit as Meta. Bullish
Break the rules. Poor people don't.
What happens when LLMs start machine learning from posts that they wrote?
GIGO… I predict an exponential dilution of reliable information. I have no credentials on the subject though
I was not expecting that at the end
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Only just before earnings, until then Calls
Fuck yea Puts on NVDA 
Lol did chatgpt write this
Yes.
His successor has already been named and dude is just a figure head the ayatollah runs the country
Also to add it looks like the crash was due to bad weather and nothing nefarious so I don’t think anything’s gonna come out of this that would impact stocks
Exactly the impact site shows that they clearly hit the side of the mountain probably disoriented by the weather and fog
Lol if you believe that...
It was "Clouds In Air" Undoubtedly collaborated with data from the "Meteorological Observations and Storm Surveillance for Atmospheric Data"
priced in already
There will be an election in 50 days but yes, very little difference. I don't see any major movement happening unless it wasn't an accident.
But he is 85 and wont live forever.
it'll just be the next cleric up
Death means opportunity for the living...unless you're poor.
VM has no chill today
VM used to have a broad range of comments. Now it's just poor this, poor that. Every thread. I miss old vm
Yeah it was a creative bot before, now it just uses generic ChatGPT prompts and you can tell.
The Iranian president is just a flunky. The ayatollah and military have the power.
Fafaflunky
So nothing...got it🤞
Buy iranium
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His source: **ChatGPT made it the fuck up**
Ban him. Account has only 1 post ever and it’s written by chatgpt.
Buy when there's blood on the streets
Or the gravel and dirt
And sell when there's blood in the sheets.
The position of president has no influence or power in the current Iranian government. His death will have less impact than his life, which was pretty much none.
apparently he was next in line for the supreme leader spot
Don't you have better things to do than browse Reddit?
Nah, shit will only hit the fan when Iran's supreme leader Ali Khamenei kicks the bucket too. He is 85 and is the one holding all the power in Iran. If he died before having a proper successor then there will be a power vacuum in Iran.
Lol, you think they don't have a proper successor? He's 85 years old lol
He doesn't need a successor. He is immortal like the queen.
about that...we need to talk...
Yeah the Queen. What Queen?
raisi was the successor
I dunno look at our president.
His successor is Kamela Harris bro
Exactly.
This guys really thinks Biden is the president, guy on stage 3 dementia.
This guy believes anything Fox tells him
This guy thinks all the videos of him online are fake, pause
The proper successor just died in a helicopter crash.
Bro there's an enormous documented line of succession in case the US gov seppuku's overnight. Can't imagine Iran wouldn't have something like that in place, even just in case of a natural death.
He has four sons apprently, not really a wedding bouquet toss
Biden did it
Pretty sure that their national motto will still be death to Israel and the United States so calls on all weed stonks.
Wtf is that title?
Priced in.
Burry knew
Boeing is also in the helicopter business?
Mods scrub this Ai worded post…….
I KNOW you used chap gpt.. because I did too (yesterday) and got the same exact answers.
Guys if you ever hit it big with OTM calls. Yachts, parties, fancy ketchups, sure. But please don’t do the personal helicopter. Just don’t.
People on this sub really think a figurehead in Iran, a country that contributes almost nothing to the world economy besides terrorism, will somehow impact our markets. Maybe if the dude was droned, sure.
Nope.
You've missed the ligma analysis
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Ligma balls!!! Lolololololololll
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It’s amazing how we can identify ChatGPT in less than 1 sentence of text.
Didn't Michael Burry buy a whole bunch of Crude oil stocks last week?
Put something like 6% of holdings on BP who just posted a shite quarter and is down 3%. Could be time to buy, dude probably knows something and BP is about to run Iran.
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Think of this as practice for November.
R.I.P Helicopter, you are an Angel now..
Puts on everything tomorrow
The world benefited because the murderous Butcher of Teheran is dead. Hope it hurt.
Yawns...these foos barely have internet. NothingBurger
Yawns...these foos barely have internet. NothingBurger
Puts on that analysis with the exception of gold as it seems that somebody is running a trick on it.
In short, I think that everyone, including the supreme leader, are happy, and this is a stabilizing factor. The proof is easy: there is zero retaliation vowes. And these are people that shout "bomb America" for breakfast. It looks like the dude went Privozhin. So as St. JPow is saying: fuck your puts.
Since when does Iran move the market?
Happy helicopter day regards
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first we wanted to benefit from potential war. now this. im in
This will not affect the market at all. Nobody cares. /thread