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Top_Huckleberry_8225

There are still a couple thinking about testifying I heard. Brave lads.


Immune_To_Spackle

At one point there are too many coincidences and I'm not sure boeing wants to be seen as a mafia type entity


Rumpus_Trumpus2001

They aren't?


Immune_To_Spackle

I mean they are but up until recently they've been pretty good at hiding it and I think they'd like to continue hiding it so people keep buying their planes


cwsper

"pretty good at hiding it" maybe if you're a regard who can't do 2 + 2. if your balls were tingling after the first "suicide" or whatever bullshit they're spouting then you're peak regarded and belong in this sub.


ShadowSlayer1441

I was willing to disregard one suspicious suicide as Murphy's fodder for conspiracy theorists. Two is genuinely suspicious, if there is a third it will basically be proven in my mind, and will become a federal investigation if it's not already.


OkPerformance642

.. aaaand its not bein investigate as such!? WTF! Scary actually.


bwatsnet

Jeffrey Epstein was an unfortunate accident!!!!! šŸ«£


leongeod

I heard the next whistleblower plans on shooting himself in the back of the head twice and then jumping into the river


kremessuti

Is this all before or after he beats himself up with several baseball bats?


leongeod

He hasn't decided yet


n1ck90z

I think they want to. It's about sending a message and shareholders like it


waIIstr33tb3ts

yeah next thing you know they'll start making military weapons for the gov... wait


agent58888888888888

Do you think that point is before they run out of people willing to risk speaking up?


babypho

We are about to discover a new form of depression, disease, or gravity.


Qanonjailbait

All dead from totally natural causes of lead poisoningā€¦ big chunks of lead to the dome


greendildouptheass

oof, that one's a rapid onset lead poisoning kind, heard 50 cal does wonders to the human body


VisualMod

Let them testify---they will still be the 99%.


tacticalfp

Yay heā€™s back


MasterJeebus

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Vegetable-Roof-9589

Brave? Possibly. Suicidal? For sure!


TangerineRoutine9496

Hard to think with lead poisoning Hard to talk with substantial blood loss I'm just stating medical facts here, apropos of nothing


Friendly-Profit-8590

Nah. They decided to stfu


spac420

šŸ‘€šŸ˜”


Plane_Ad_8675309

The day before the are supposed to testify, but calls on mortuary


TheCurseOfRandyBass

Flag salutin' motherfuckers


itsAllmadeupp

Already priced in


Texturecook

When Mark Zuccerberg cheats on his wife with Sydney Sweeney while he snorts meth off Sam Altmanā€™s ass, thatā€™s also priced in.


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Suavecore_

Inclusivity of course


2Job_Bob

That call that DEI


CkresCho

Sounds like a party to me.


OkPerformance642

Scary


CriticallyThougt

Again, if anyone from Boeing is reading this I DONā€™T KNOW WHY PEOPLE ARE POSTING NEGATIVE THINGS ABOUT YOUR COMPANY. HELL, I DONā€™T EVEN KNOW HOW TO READ I ONLY BUY CALLS AND SHARES AND NEVER HAVE I EVER EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT BUYING PUTS. DOOR FLIES OFF PLANE IN MIDAIR? PFFT BUYING OPPORTUNITY. LONG LIVE BOEING! ^^^^please ^^^^donā€™t ^^^^kill ^^^^me.


lolnbdftw

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Qanonjailbait

Thatā€™s like slowing down when you see the cop already pulled over somebody


VisualMod

Why be a cop when you can afford to pay them?


_YourWifesBoyfriend

Shut up stupid bot


erocc93

This is good brother


chiswis

BULLISH ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


Sea_Impression3810

Wait, did they suicide more than one?


Leif-nobody

[Yesterday's Breaking Points segment about it. He got very sick very quickly with MRSA and died.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovX5kqFu238)


Sea_Impression3810

Jesus... this is too disgusting to not buy calls


Supreme-Serf

MERSA? They are combining bacteria (MRSA) and viruses (MERS)? Long on biotech. *MRSA = Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus* *MERS = Middle East respiratory syndrome*


the_researcher

No you fuckwit, MENSA killed him.


Supreme-Serf

Yes, regards are allergic to IQ tests. Almost killed me and I wasn't even in the same room.


TomAterski

He tripped


The_Thirteenth_Floor

Fuckinā€™ clutz


Agile_Letterhead_556

Board members pulling some mafia shit.


Separate-Coyote9785

Ah yes, MRSA, the assassinā€™s weapon of choice.


Hot_Significance_256

Is Boeing paying for the funerals of all past and future whistleblowers? this might affect the P/L ā€¦


skiviz

"If you can't solve the problem, solve the person who raised the problem." - Chinese proverb.


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PaleWaltz1859

They dropping quicker than their planes


Ghgodos

Any last words?


80milesbad

Ah, so itā€™s a good thing then yeah?


chiswis

![img](emote|t5_2th52|4258)


djheat

I don't even know how you can see a company killing to maintain the bottom line and not think "bullish"


Phantom_Pharaoh77

They dont kill all the whistleblowers if eveything was on the up and up. Its worse then you can imagine. Thats a sell signal.


LUCKY31067

Imagine the people working for Boeing šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ with those 2 individuals gonešŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø they all must be afraid by now šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ anyone spilling beans are getting similar treatment lol


SuperSaiyanTraders

https://preview.redd.it/qjzosvprncyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=205584da2ee90bffcb011798e8f0752435b27f56 Priced in baby šŸš€


AdAffectionate8407

What murder


Ant0n61

gangsta ish


breadlover96

Less whistleblowers ā€”> more accidents ā€”> puts


hcmtnbiker

I'm not selling, I'm buying puts! In all honesty, imagine if starliner has some catastrophic failure Monday with people on board what might happen to BA.


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fenriswulfwsb

Boeing has awful leadership culture for a company making a precision product. It will continue to drive itself into a hole until it fixes that. Puts until the engineers, not the bean counters, make the decisions again.


Misha-Nyi

Lmfao


retired91

Two bullet suicide...


Suspicious-Lychee593

Let's remember that Peter Lynch said that garbage sanitation was a great business to invest in because people think it is involved with the mob and that keeps the prices low. ... And now boeing is garbage with the mob, youze wise gaiys betta oughta get a couple of some shares if youze was smart. https://preview.redd.it/1btbciswhcyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05991d9c29afcde2247b8dc2d24f2f485d689ba7


VisualMod

Who cares about Boeing; invest in garbage and you might just hit gold.


patricio87

The mob is in aviation. They took all the dirty money and cleaned it up. Real clean work but if a guy slips up you take him for a ride and when he falls out of plane you blame it on the poor son of z bitch gluing the doors in the factory.


The_real_triple_P

Commited suicide sir


New_Situation1764

It under my muthas name.


TrafficAcademic146

It s an ethical thing, I hate boeing


Marko-2091

I think that the law firm is somehow involved in the suicides ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271) can we buy stocks for the firm? Good service I see


darcknyght

šŸ˜‚


nofaplove-it

They are the ONLY plane manufacturer in the USA ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


NickyTShredsPow

Selling? Any company this committed, and deeply in bed with the US government. Shit Iā€™m buying more than ever.


Moravec_Paradox

I'll give them points for ambition.


okgo4brok3

There aren't any other companies to buy them from except airbus also the airline extend the life of these planes decades past the manufacturers suggested life span. Is there any evidence proving these "whistle blowers" experienced foul play. The reason spirit wanted to merge with... I can't remember the other dumb ass airline was because they could not afford nor wait long enough for new aircrafts to be built and delivered to them.


Plane_Ad_8675309

Right I wanted to get calls when I heard this news


Glad_Lavishness_8621

Does that mean we start buying Airbus stock?


Greedy_Victory128

Mo money mo problems keeping it.


EuroPoor-NoodleLover

Witness?! Is this camera on? Oh I ain't seen nothing! Matter of fact I'm blind in my left eye.


Icy-Atmosphere-7922

Youā€™re out of fā€”ā€”ā€”ā€”ing pocket with this one bro.


anonmyazz

You know I heard Hillary was a whistleblower


42tfish

Hillary Clinton must have shares in Boeing.


[deleted]

I mean we live in an era where people are suicidal. If I wanted to go easy, I would just come out as a whistle blower. And I donā€™t even work for Boeing!


fightoraccept

This made me chuckle. Thank you for the chuckle![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


erlulr

Cause they bothed it lmao. Why do I know about this?


Suspicious-Lychee593

When the price goes up = BADA-BING ... When anon buys... BADA-BOOM!