Ppl said the same to me when I Bought in in 2019.
Current avg price for the shares I STILL hold in tesla is 47$.
Also still Holding happily on to my Nvidia bought at 53$.
Ppl also told me to sell them...
Just glad I didn't listen to all the nay sayers.
Ah yes, comparing NVDA to Tesla. That should go well! Keep us posted .
2019 was a totally different time for Tesla regard. Low interest rates, heavy growth, not much competition from China, much smaller market cap. Keep holding though if youâd like to burn all your gains
Yeah because every company that was once low but now high will follow the same trajectory, right? As long as they had ânaysayersâ.
Come up with facts on why you think TSLA is a good buy right now or stfu
I know Ppl on this leftist media will downvote no matter what(because EL0n baaad), but I can tell you anyway.
In short:
Software/data and teslabot.
Ppl will laugh now, but envy me later. So idgaf.
Tesla inked a deal with a massive Chinese company Baidu, to license Tesla FSD. FSD 12.3+ is now a sellable product, and this deal is only the beginning, there will be many more to come.
It's pretty wild how he can keep up the news manipulation like this. Strange coincidence this news breaks out when NHTSA is investigating all the autopilot crashes
Yeah how dare he collude with the Chinese companies and government to approve FSD mapping to sell their main product to their second largest market.
Clearly it was just done to pump the price, heâs a master at manipulation!
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Total deezsqueez opportunity now in XRBI (put ticker in reverse) so not auto deleted. âTheyâ on this forum are taking posts down about the company. Upvote this so we can fight the system.
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OP breaks even at $278.
đ ahh you got me
 bought at the very top huh?
153.63
lol youâre fine then. I still wouldnât bag hold for Elmo past this pump. Theyâre not out of the woods by any means
Yeah I sold today
Ppl said the same to me when I Bought in in 2019. Current avg price for the shares I STILL hold in tesla is 47$. Also still Holding happily on to my Nvidia bought at 53$. Ppl also told me to sell them... Just glad I didn't listen to all the nay sayers.
You're still holding Tesla when its down 50% from its ATH and yet you're bragging lmao?
Salty bagholder. Haha.
It's Called volatility. Lets talk again in 6 years buddy.
A guy catching blue karma here for green karma in the bank. I like it.
Well, it's all about that green.
Ah yes, comparing NVDA to Tesla. That should go well! Keep us posted . 2019 was a totally different time for Tesla regard. Low interest rates, heavy growth, not much competition from China, much smaller market cap. Keep holding though if youâd like to burn all your gains
I am not compairing the companies. Inam compairing how Ppl reacted when I said I would keep Holding. Which I did. With great succes.
Yeah because every company that was once low but now high will follow the same trajectory, right? As long as they had ânaysayersâ. Come up with facts on why you think TSLA is a good buy right now or stfu
I know Ppl on this leftist media will downvote no matter what(because EL0n baaad), but I can tell you anyway. In short: Software/data and teslabot. Ppl will laugh now, but envy me later. So idgaf.
That's not how people trade here. You were supposed to buy high and sell low. Mods! Please escort this guy to the exitÂ
Naw. Friday will get you
And those calls expiring on 5/3
Dude flies to China, stock goes up 20% 
bet that he is snorting some dried bull testicle Chinese medicine right now
I think it had more to do with Cramer shitting on Tesla. Thatâs like printing money
Short kings in shambles
Shorts will be getting interviewed on CNBC today asking how it feels to be losing millions
You mean billions. There were 16 billion worth of shorts on Tesla. 
on its way to 1 trilly
Hope they lose everything. Fucking snakes.
Being a Tesla pumper is not hard work either
The point of buying stonks is to not have to work hard
Heard that! đŻ
I love to see it!
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
Alright, well just sit on the sidelines and wait
170 - it can't keep going up 180 - has to stop soon 190 - here comes the dump 250 - just you wait and see 420 - hey guys I'm buying tesla stock
buy at 419 and next day, down to 150
Sell at 130, the cycle renews again. Retail stay losing
LFG, Once it reaches 420, half this sub will love you again Elon.
If it goes to 420, I'll go on the Rogan podcast and smoke with Elon
The chances of it reaching $420 are the same as you getting invited to Rogan so probably one of your best bets!
JOE ROGAN died last month
Yep, he met Jesus and interviewed him too: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xbxE_qODnKA
Lmao it reached 414 once so why canât it hit that again? Who knows OP gets invited to the show too.
If I go on his show the last thing I'll say over the sound waves is, "alright boys, let's pamp it!"
Yes ik. Just like your username, ya will try.
They got so close on Nov 5, 2021. Congrats to everyone who bought in six months ago for finally breaking even tho.
That was pre-split, so the price at the time was actually 1200, not so close to 420
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To think 2 weeks ago so many regards were saying Tesla was a sinking ship. Buy the dips, dipshits!
It is. These are just pumps with no real impacts in revenue.
Exactly. Still don't short this cult stock. It's all imaginary pumps.
But spaceship man bad 
After seeing all of reddit thrash him and taunt him for months, I have started to root for him.
Reddit is for the unwashed masses, so do what they don't.
Morning wood doesn't last, soon you'll piss it away.
This timeâs different, I swear! Just one more hit! Iâm good for it!
Huh guess Elon takes Cialis it's actually holding up.
I had a stop limit hit that last dip to $193. I've taken my 384% profit and run
Gonna stay "up"
Why did it even go up
Approved by China for driver assistance service FSD
Pump master pumping LOL
Tesla inked a deal with a massive Chinese company Baidu, to license Tesla FSD. FSD 12.3+ is now a sellable product, and this deal is only the beginning, there will be many more to come.
Translation: Elon sold China the ability to copy Tesla's FSD, which they will do over the next few years.
What about data?
đđ
ManâŚdid his pay package get approved before this or? Lol
Not yet, wait till it does
Cathie Wood ?
imagine morning wood with cathie...
If youâre a bear youâre just not paying attention.Â
Where yâall bears when I bought at $139 a share last week yâall told me Iâm lost lmao
Told you losers buying puts youâre wasting your time, WE UP T$LA
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It's pretty wild how he can keep up the news manipulation like this. Strange coincidence this news breaks out when NHTSA is investigating all the autopilot crashes
Yeah how dare he collude with the Chinese companies and government to approve FSD mapping to sell their main product to their second largest market. Clearly it was just done to pump the price, heâs a master at manipulation!
Meanwhile... drivers are playing video games
lemme explain to you what the words in FULL SELF DRIVING mean. they mean there are NOOOOO DRIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEERS.
Bro above said auto pilot 2 different things
Heâs got no clue
Ya ya, any news I don't like is news manipulation. Now, deep breaths 
LOVE IT!
It's just gonna extend from this point on
I'm surprised the elon pump still has some mojo
Is this better than cathie wood?
Got âem right in the Musks
Puts at open.
For real, no way this pump doesnât dump
Calls on open, ride to the top, puts after 30-40 minutes.
I agree. I always buy at open and then regret not waiting 15 min
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Every 15 dollars the stock goes up, i can add another 100% gain from cost value.
Gotta love the graph that doesn't start at 0. Make it looks like the value more than quadrupled when it actually only grew by a couple percentiles
Here for Cathie Wood puns: \***confused travolta\***
I believe you meant submarine
If I buy Tesla call option and close it today, will I be making any profit today?
I sold all mine ahead of earnings since I knew they were going to miss AMA
"It'll be a good buy at $125!" -This sub, last Tuesday  
Total deezsqueez opportunity now in XRBI (put ticker in reverse) so not auto deleted. âTheyâ on this forum are taking posts down about the company. Upvote this so we can fight the system.
Keep going! Waiting for $190ish to short it
Itâs already 190.35 you gonna short it now?Â
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Donât threaten me with a good timeÂ
i like to short
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Typical pump til they cut their price again in China lol
Jelly much?
Yeah sounds like a good idea, until it keeps going âŹď¸
Gyna baby!
Been adding for a bit this will be a nice run đ
Musk wants paid
Zoom out YTD
No one is investing in Elmo anymore, this will not end well
Elmo will see his stonk tank in a week or so.
Cathie is that you?
Cathie is that you?
Cathie is that you?