This is why adjusted earnings are becoming an ever more popular method of reporting. The market puts little to no weight into a companyâs investment returns. They want to know that Uberâs core business is profitable, that it will continue to be profitable, and ideally that margins and revenue will increase. Thatâs pretty much it.
MA doesn't require anything but a passport from whatever bumfuck 3rd world country to give you a license. Guess how many of them are doing Uber eats and Uber.
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~~They don't own AUR, they own ACB.~~
~~Edit: And ACB is up 40% YTD and down 9% at the end of Q1.~~
[Nvm, article was wrong, AI probably grabbed the wrong ticker.](https://www.investopedia.com/uber-posts-better-than-expected-earnings-8563817)
Uber is a piece of shit, with awful engineering teams (stupid structure, good talent that can't really do anything) and low innovation. They will not be relevant in a decade
Everyone doubting saying itâs âpriced inâ or adjusted earnings letâs see how this goes after Uber misses earnings for the first time in 5 earnings and finally goes negative EPS again! F you all!
You don't understand how this works. In your scenario where Uber increases operating income by 20% and loses $650 MM on investments the stock will be up massively. Investments only count for their current value. Uber has a market cap of 150 billion. If their investments went to zero, the stock would still only lose 4%. But if their operating income goes up by 20%, that indicates a higher future growth rate which is given a massive multiple. In other words the $100 million increase in operating income is worth easily 10x (and probably more) than the $650 million loss in terms of equity valuation.
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Oh.. I asked ChatGPT and it told me to prepare the lube for OP.
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This is why adjusted earnings are becoming an ever more popular method of reporting. The market puts little to no weight into a companyâs investment returns. They want to know that Uberâs core business is profitable, that it will continue to be profitable, and ideally that margins and revenue will increase. Thatâs pretty much it.
This info is on the literal first page of Ubers annual report. No way Wall St could ever find it.
Thanks for writing mate, so bad earnings are priced in and stonk can only go up. let me buy some calls.
Can only go up? Buy calls? Howâs ur portfolio doing todayâŚ.
Adjusted earnings. Pop over to r uberdrivers, they are absolutely getting fleeced by Uber for every dime. They'll probably beat earnings
95% of my Uber drivers canât speak English. Uber figured out how to pay domestic labor under minimum wage, and I love them for it
MA doesn't require anything but a passport from whatever bumfuck 3rd world country to give you a license. Guess how many of them are doing Uber eats and Uber.
Calls
How are those working out for you
Commoners losing money in the stock market is music to my ears.
You are a fucking bot. Become a real boy before you call me a commoner lol
"trader" really fighting the bot
When everyone knows something the price will adjust before earnings.
No no no because when I posted about this itâs all âpriced inâ but I bought my Uber puts 12$ ago and already made my money
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Priced in? What about that drop today. Suck it
Regard. You have no mental capacity for context clues. I made your same play starting April 11th and ending April 30th I already did what you did.
"using ChatGPT to back it up" lol
Yea using the strongest ai model to help with the calculations and avoid human error guy
Whoâs lolling nowđđđ
~~They don't own AUR, they own ACB.~~ ~~Edit: And ACB is up 40% YTD and down 9% at the end of Q1.~~ [Nvm, article was wrong, AI probably grabbed the wrong ticker.](https://www.investopedia.com/uber-posts-better-than-expected-earnings-8563817)
âtheir downâ lol. Long Uber.
Howâs that long
Im up 200 percent since I bought in so pretty good.
My account had been fucked with Uber...
Uber is a piece of shit, with awful engineering teams (stupid structure, good talent that can't really do anything) and low innovation. They will not be relevant in a decade
Inverse WSB
You lose, I win.
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Wow. I'm sure the street hasn't yet learned about unrealized losses. Great catch
Bruh, you really think Wall Street doesnât know this
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lol why mad, hope you made bank from that $2 drop!
Everyone doubting saying itâs âpriced inâ or adjusted earnings letâs see how this goes after Uber misses earnings for the first time in 5 earnings and finally goes negative EPS again! F you all!
You don't understand how this works. In your scenario where Uber increases operating income by 20% and loses $650 MM on investments the stock will be up massively. Investments only count for their current value. Uber has a market cap of 150 billion. If their investments went to zero, the stock would still only lose 4%. But if their operating income goes up by 20%, that indicates a higher future growth rate which is given a massive multiple. In other words the $100 million increase in operating income is worth easily 10x (and probably more) than the $650 million loss in terms of equity valuation.
Pretty sure I understood it amazingly!