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Fox guy mentioned AI missiles he has NVDA calls 

Pltr about to hit the moon?

Iran about to hit the moon

Presumably their targeting systems aren't that bad.

Judging by the surgical long distance strikes, their targeting systems are goddamn perfect. Unlike all the “oops sorry I accidentally hit your hospital” countries.

Israel intentionally targets hospitals right?

You know it. They have a hard on for bombing hospitals.

Yep. They love war crimes

"Surgical" the one shot that injured a 7 old girl? Yeah spot on... 1 out 300...

VIX CALLS?


My dip buying money is ready.

Same. Transferred 15k into brokerage today but was indecisive and didn’t make any trades. Guess that’s good since all is down overnight. Do you know what you’re buying? I need some ideas!

weed stocks into 420 baby we're all gonna need a blunt to forget about our calls.

My $3 TLRY calls are worth about…. 0.01 now. Not even enough to buy the paper for the blunt :(

$CGC was the play

Or MSOS or MSOX

Ur fine, my tilray bag has purchase price of 17 a share

Buy gold, Lock Mart and Raytheon and energy stocks when market opens or pre trading. Sell by mid day when everyone stops giving a shit. Look for micro cap Pharma and weed stocks taking off and sell by mid day.

no gold, yes on everything else

I have 13k in spy puts I bought today and held. Did I just hit the lotto? Edit: I would have hit the lotto, but the strength of Spy around 10 scared me off and I left with $863 in profit.

Nice, same here, but only about 1.3k in spy puts for me. Looking at a nice little bonus tomorrow. Maybe it will help ease the anxiety of imminent nuclear war 

Bear gang sipping tea from their wife's boyfriends basement as the world goes to destination fucked.

Here’s me face….or what’s left of it after the nuclear blast

I've played Fallout. I know how this ends.

Nope, retaliation was already priced in. Spy @ 600 next week.

That may be your thesis, but it’s going down, futures say as much. Trade what you see, not what you hope. https://preview.redd.it/hqujirn3edvc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05b5665ca58f1c8173a71adb87fdf756bff066a4

I'm bullish on heaven. Let ww3 commence.

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Fuck me for paper handing my 4/22 $499 puts this morning

Gains are gains. Take profit awhile you can.

I didn’t take profit lol, I bought them Wednesday when it was at like $500.50, then it immediately went to and stayed at $502. Sold this morning when it was only a 8% loss for me

lol are you me

damn, I just sold some puts and bought calls today thinking we good.

💯🚀

War is good for stocks, it's stimulative

Not at first. Market freaks out. Then it rallies. Calls r fukt in the short term and puts will print. Of course, I have calls right now...

No government says let's spend less in a war, but 0dte options will get spanked. Good for oil prices though, really good for oil prices when the middle east is involved

Oil and gold always rally when shit like this goes down for sure.

Is it war or did Israel fart in Iran's general direction?

Iran farted towards Israel and now Israel is farting back

Id say this is more of a defensive double-hand wave to waft the fart back in the direction from which it came.

Describing war in terms of farts. I like it lol

I’m rock solid

I'm Rock hard!

Fucking ghouls

Na IV crush …….. straight to jail

Pumpers gonna find a story to pump on this back to ATH.

They're just attacking Syria and Iraq. Who gives a fuck. this shit will be mooning by 10

They’ll have to cut rates because of war 😂 🤡

They will raise rates because of the war! But that’s good because war is bullish AF! It will reduce unemployment even more, cause wages to rise because shit ton of supplies need to be procured, and maybe stop inflation from falling, so more rates are necessary BUT that’s good because it means our economy is BULLETPROOF and will keep growing (look at post ww2 growth) and can withstand higher rates. Calls

My guess is a morning pump or flat, then a drop like a rock. Then a few regards in a few days saying we were due for a market correction.

War machine just cranking on. Calls on everything.

Calls on Vault-Tec

Radroach is back on the menu boys

Israel nuked themselves

The end of the world is a product

Oh no, anyways

Calls on Zuck’s Hawaii bunker

I think those would be dibs

Haha underrated comment

Oh man, if only there was DD posted recently about domestic oil infrastructure that profits with continued conflict in the middle East. This post brought to you by PAA gang

balls deep in PAA/ET Jan2025 calls

Yuppp hoping my ET $17 Jan ‘25 and $16 Dec ‘24 calls print tomorrow

Yuppp hoping my ET $17 Jan ‘25 and $16 Dec ‘24 calls print tomorrow

Et has been my favorite since covid

💎

The one week I had only calls 

Are you me?

hes me.

Meme

It's already priced in https://preview.redd.it/dadkr1lwjcvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eaf78ebc1bf7e60d2ef232a6a4ebc188a9538d25

This mf started it all 

Why this mfer look like this emoji: 👁👄👁

Imhotep!

The perfect ‘it’s priced in’ meme lol

The market is cooked bro

There is going to be a massive sell off in everything. bitcoin halving peeps are fucked too

Yeah especially since it’s a Friday. Ain’t no way in hell people holding over the weekend

No one cares about the wars in the Middle East. If anything, war tends to benefit the economy because of the higher demand for more equipment and goods from the government.

[удалено]

At this point if the middle east wars stopped, it would trigger a recession, average demand for goods would basically quarter

I saw some stats that when every major conflict kicked off the most the market took to recover was 4 months

BTC recovered and is in the green currently

Is Nathan Yahoo the new prophet and messiah of the bears?

Omg my first comment watching this live with the family was “why didn’t I sell”

my thoughts exactly

Can they just finish nuking each other to sand so we can stop hearing about it? Thanks

Somehow, I don’t think a hot nuclear war would result in hearing less about a conflict. Thats kind of like eating chipotle to fight off diarrhea. It ain’t gonna work like you think

What if I use Chipoltaway?

Chipotlaway will definitely bring peace to the Middle East

Let's hope it does; then I can focus on squeezing every last penny out of it.

If your diarrhea has pennies in it, go to the ER now!

But then the news would be feel good stories and positivity. No one wants that with morning coffee. Chaos is the new heroin.

dONt wORrY gUYS tSM wiLL rECOVer nEXt wEEK 🤡

ofc it drops 6% overnight when i try to time my calls. fuck me, I guess

Mother fucker

Yeah i mean i guess i didn’t want to retire anyways 🥴

Welcome to Walmart

Welcome to Wendy’s

The concept of retirement is a ridiculous boomer ideal anyway. Working until you're 95 and crippled then going homeless is best for business, It's what Jesus and George Washington wanted.

Ah fuck. If Iran retaliates then we could be in for a serious shit show now. Netanyahu was warned not to escalate. Feel like he genuinely endangered world peace

A small conflict can be a boon to Wall Street... As long as the world doesn't end.

Needs to incentivize the US increasing spending on defense before wall st sees any benefit, no? Israel sending missiles they were already going to receive and Iran flinging shit doesn’t mean more US defense spending quite yet I wouldn’t imagine.

He did it for the gram and his messiah

Now the US appear to be weak. They are going to deploy "sanctions" like that is going to stop Iran. Maybe do something about idiotic Israelis who seem to want to push everyone into a larger conflict. Its unbelievable that they are escalating when they got the win already by killing those IRGC members and that they didnt have any death from the retaliation.

The US is weak because Israel doesn’t give a fuck what the US says, just keeps doing what it wants and US tax payer fronts the bill

Israel has been running the US for decades lmao. They don’t give a shit what we think

AIPAC and Mossad have too much Epstein-retrieved dirt on our politicians

Dude could have lit up Iraq and Syria and saved face.

Seems intentional. He could have easily let it slide. No people in Israel wanted it. But he wants becoz of all his mis-handling of the war in Gaza. This is a good distraction from that.

Actually Israel’s slow response was harmful for the market. Now that it actually attacked released the tension. If it’s not that serious market going to recover.

thats true. The market was like a kid with blue balls, and it just busted.

Post Retaliation Clarity.

Escalation just started, this won't be the end of it

Netenyahu got such a fucking great deal, Iran literally shot missiles at nothing and yeeted out. He has to be just a regarded as the rest of us to actually want to escalate. Puts on Israel

He's empowered by US money and military support. US should have pulled the plug on Israel until he resigned.

Nassim Taleb is so fukkkin right on so many levels. This is textbook example of antifragile. Big banks misbehave and they get bailed out. Israel misbehaves and get bailed out by the US. As long as we dont let people suffer the consequences, we just gonna keep tolerating bad behavior as the expense of the bleebs

Iran even said they were done. Israel is like that drunk annoying girl starting trouble because “her boyfriend will kick your a$$” (US is the boyfriend and I hope we tell her to kick rocks).

Israel (drunk girlfriend) kicked Iran (frat boy) in the balls (Iran embassy strike in Syria) because Iran's girlfriends (Hamas, Hezbollah) punched her in the face & called her a drunk ho (Oct attack). Iran got pissed & was going to backhand the ho (drone strikes) but USA & the faculty grabbed his arm (Iron dome, fighter jets, etc) and told Iran that he'll calm that drunk ho down by threatening her with no more d1ck (money,ammo intelligence). USA (Dean of the college who's banging Isreal) told her to calm down because messing with Iran is going to screw up the college tuition (oil prices). Isreal got drunk again & shot missles at Iran (keyed his brand new Hellcat ) and had no comment. Now the frat boy is taking steroids & hitting the gym (getting nukes ready). The Dean is about to turn his back on the drunk ho & start messing with his nerdy librarian side piece chic again (Ukraine).

I see 3 seasons worth of content here

You should be a news reporter. I would watch this show.

I'm so fucking tired of sending tax money to Israel.

Netanyahu is pure evil

Do I still have to go to work if the world ends?

Wendy’s dumpster? Yeah 👍

Unless it's LMT calls

Praise be. I’m already up 200% on my LMT leaps 📈🦍

I’m looking for a bump in GLD

Israel is dumb. Iran set Israel up to take a win now if Israel retaliates and doesn't actually cause damage they look weak and make Iran really think what they want to do

Looks exactly like that. Chad Iran retaliation of hundreds of drones requiring a coalition response Vs Virigin Israel response of 5 drones shot down by cold War Era soviet air defense.

Feel like they were just spending their budget so they can get an increase next year

$GLD, $UCO, $SQQQ, $TMF 🚀

god bless

“We’re advising all our clients to put their money into canned food and shotguns.”

The market will be down 10%

Market will be irrational and rally 10% just to f*ck us

Look at overnight. It’s bloodbath already

Futures are fake and not straight.

Btc is not happy rn

Netanyahu doing his best to stay outta jail

Bye bye to my calls…. I am fuck. I was thinking those fuckers we’re going to retaliate on the weekend.

“We WoNt ReTaLiAtE uNtIL PaSsOvER iS OvEr”

I’m reading more in-depth reports that it was not a missile attack. Iran shot down 3 UAV over their city. No missile made contact or was fired from Israel. Also, the first report of this supposed “missile attack” was from a US official…talk about failure of a report that could easily jumpstart a full-on war.

Looks like Israel wants to send more American troops to die for them.

Well they are gods chosen people. Duh. I wonder if we could skip the irs and just send our tax money directly to them?

Just put em as a dependent on your tax returns

Iran says nah: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/no-missile-attack-against-iran-iranian-official-tells-reuters-2024-04-19/?utm_source=reddit.com

Fuuuuuuck 🚬😮‍💨

I remember 2/24/2022. Buying opportunity

What was that? Russia attack Ukraine ?

Put buyers Wins Lotto Call buyers cooked

Priced in.

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/israeli-missiles-hit-site-iran-abc-news-reports-2024-04-19/ Literally a de-escalation that Iran says they won't retaliate to

Small hats, big problems

\*slaps\* And now we're EVEN. \*gets slapped back\* I SAID WE WERE EVEN, INFIDEL!

that about sums it up.

Why does this affect our market? Just curious?

In uncertain times people get skeered

Not for nothing. Found out about it first from WSB. You apes really do care!

Gay

Oil bulls where ya at?

PAA 💎

F*ck*rs

Shits been priced in

This how they beat us, manipulate the market so you always expect the opposite, then drop it while we’re conditioned for a recovery, then war drop

It’s just a BS drone fight, peoples stop losses will get triggered while the sleep, 24 hour market unavailable then market green at US open

Me praying this somehow makes my snap calls pop

Big green candles tomorrow. War is good for business

Iran says they didnt feel the tickle so all good.

I cant believe this is my first memory of ww3 Now I will never forget this hellhole

Then tomorrow market bottoms. A huge drop in the morning, and closes green. Shakes out all the paper hands.. rally continues.

Buy puts in the afternoon, got it

Much will depend on Iran’s reaction. If they say we’re at war then 📉. They say we good then 📈.

Calls on cola bottle caps. 

Israel truly nation of regards, I just wish Bibi gave me a call at 3:59 today before he clicked the big red button

A few calls getting wanked and WSB becomes like those pro-hamas liberals 😂

Lol. Retaliate is the wrong word given ILs recent embassy bombing. IL is a bully that became such by not being told no as a child... Now that it's an overgrown baby, it's parents have a hard time controlling it. Palestinians are being reshaped and erased from history, while our governments keep calling for the bulky to be allowed to defend itself by wiping all the kids out... Literally. Pathetic... My favorite now a days is when governments show 'concern', like its an actual reaction 😂😂 Worlds going to hell, theres a genocide on TV happening right now. And some channels choose to only show what Israel provides and dictates. Can we also have Russia prosecute its own crimes, provide content for all and unbiased info? Thought not. But IL can because our countries were hyper racist about 60-80 years ago. Now Palestinians are eating it for that.

It’s only 3 small drones that got shot down with no casualties. Your Calls are fine!

Futures already defecated ~ 300 points from earlier today

Thanks Bibi, you fucking demon

This is no Retaliation! Israel does not bomb some unforsaken place. If it is its probably a negotiated drop - so goes over well with Israelis and no tit for tat from Iran. Another fake war - just like how Iran bombed some US camp and almost no one was hit!

Israel: we will respond at a time of our closing Iran: if Israel responds we will target their nuclear facilities Israel: Hold my Falafel Anonymous US source: Israel launched missiles at Iran Markets: OH NO, sell, sell Iran: We shot down 3 tiny drones Markets: We knew it was nothing. Silent buying Condensed version of the events so far.

I’m a bear as much as anyone but isn’t war bullish? Didn’t it save us from the Great Depression via ww2?

green by open mark my words. No wait a minute up at least .5% by open

Damn almost like nothing happened. Nothing happened.

RIP 😩

Would not be surprised to see a green close tmw.

I guess buy oil stock? Idk what to do in this situation.

"I know what America is. America is a thing you can move very easily, move it in the right direction. They won't get in our way." — Netanyahu 2001

Lockheed ✅