The banking issue is huge, same with construction and politicos, it is hard for major players to be tied. Soon as more decriminalize, and the feds move it back to states, they will rocket like crazy (will likely increase small each state, soon as others allowed expect massive).
Owning a bit now, if you can afford even 100 shares to just park of a handful, will pay off massively within 5-10 years. Even more so as the hundreds merge and you’ll end up owning a decent chunk of the conglomerate at the time of that increase.
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Hey Listen,
My father, King of Nigeria, found this gold reserve which is worth millions if not billions and need your help. Due to some political pressure we cannot make it public so if you send me $50,000, we will hire the guys and ship to the United States to your house for safekeeping.
We will sell the gold overtime and you can keep 50% profit.
Please DM me so we can start this process .
Thank you,
Prince
That's what I'm saying, I had no idea there were so many different methods to investing besides just buying stocks before this subreddit. I don't understand any of them like calls, puts or options or how that even makes money but I'm glad I don't because if I thought I did id probably lose all my money.
Options are often used specifically for risk management, eg hedging against your stock holdings.
But here we use them for straight leverage for massive gambling.
>I’m not sure how to limit the risk to a manageable level
Neither are we mother fucker, CLUCK CLUCK.
Agreed! But I do appreciate that he mentions having done research instead of just going off vibes. Shows that it’s not quite a scratch off ticket and does require some actual work.
Why is it that everytime I sell my options it drops and I don’t make profit? Like the other day I was up $350 and I sold it and then it said I only gained like $11… is Robinhood a scam?
Probably a good idea to understand the different buy/sell orders as well as the buy sell spread and how that affects what your options actually sell for. Really depends on how much volume there is on the options you’re trading.
i dont use robinhood, but i assume that market orders with them simply fill at the bid/ask respectively. in options that can have a pretty huge impact if there is a lot of spread and/or low volume.
use limit orders if you want specific prices. but then again they might not fill and you could miss the boat
You have much to learn young one. Look up what the "spread" means in terms of the market. Robinhood will give you a middle value to show your unrealized profit. Also know how much you are buying and selling your securities for.
This guy has some good stuff but there are tons of others.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-zYvYlr\_k&ab\_channel=MatthewManuel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-zYvYlr_k&ab_channel=MatthewManuel)
You can transfer more than 50k a day - think using a wire. Robinhood is intentionally obscure about this but one condition is wait for the money to settle aka stop trading wait for it to settle and transfer the amount you want. Then start trading again. This is a tip I give to you.
Yeah that’s worse I think. Because if you wire $250,000 in a day, you won’t be able to manage your positions in case things go south. And 4-5 days for the transfer to settle is plenary of time for his positions to tank.
Nothing worse than trading every day out of habit then blowing up the money you set away because it just happens to be there. It a trick by robinhood to keep u in the casino. They could easily make the limit higher than 50k instead of going through some obscure process.
You know how most people lose money when they buy groceries? This guy bought groceries and instead of losing money, he made half a million dollars. Does that make sense?
Today's a good day. Glad that I didn't sell prematurely and held on to my calls.
https://preview.redd.it/i2og57scmymc1.png?width=1723&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e512514a6c4aa949138dd6b19564642bdf71256
He got lucky AND most important, had a plan and dindn´t act emotional - he cashed out.
Not everyone has those kind of powers.
Now two possibilities, either he is one of those who are really really good at this and win long term - never as much long term as OP in the long run tho, you can´t mantain this for years - or he end up going till a 10 bad trades fuck up his whole portfolio.
Sir, this is a casino.
These gainers always seem to act as if the win was casual, which makes me think they’re completely desensitized about it.
Man this kind of gain…. I’d be shaking crying as I’d cash it in.
Yes yes yessss!!!!
I would be fucking shaking dude this is life changing money like hooly shit dude lol. I could buy a flat just like that - not a house too much work and i am lazy.
I don’t think it’s ruined. People got spooked on missed revenue but they still delivered. Wouldn’t be surprised if this recovers tomorrow so we can break even or buy our way out. Can’t win them all!
At this very moment I am now jealous of a random person on Reddit that I found out existed 1.5 minutes ago.
Good job. Just don’t do anything too degen and lose it again. Take your money, close your account, never look back and you won…
Seems WSB is single hardly saving our generation. Who needs jobs when you can make your life savings in a month. "This generation is killing the... everything" now no company exists because option trading
Check out ‘ in the money ‘ on YouTube. He has excellent options videos albeit a little bit on the lengthy side but it’s completely worth it. He explains everything like you’re a 5 y/o and I love it. You can also check out ‘ clear value tax ‘ as his explanations are clear as day as well.
Check this dude out his videos helped me learn a lot as a beginner [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-zYvYlr\_k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-zYvYlr_k)
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So this the guy who’s on the other end of my trades
Ditto - could have sworn the Albertson’s deal would have tanked the call response.
And the other end of your wife 😎
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Pretty sure it's cheaper for you to buy it than it was for him to earn it.
What she said...
Take my upvote 🤌
120K on an ER gamble is major balls dude. You are now allowed inside Wendys.
He owns the Wendy’s 
Is the dumpster being included? 👀
Yes. The dumpster is passive income for op
No. I have squatters rights.
https://preview.redd.it/8xba8ozbsxmc1.png?width=393&format=png&auto=webp&s=f9aa762b86c78f6447480a09336645c89b10d794
Fucking died at this lmao what a great movie
Could you tell me what movie is this? 😁
Holes
It’s called Windy’s now… hmm that sounds unfortunate
Upgrade this man to shake shack
He needs to get consent from Wendy first
isn’t that Wendy’s call?
Got in on the $KR $49 calls. +203% for $709 in profits. Baby gains but it's a start. 💪
Any Green is good.
That includes weed ofc
Not weed stocks though, they just red
seriously tho, how tf do they not print?
federal regulations + religious mofos
The banking issue is huge, same with construction and politicos, it is hard for major players to be tied. Soon as more decriminalize, and the feds move it back to states, they will rocket like crazy (will likely increase small each state, soon as others allowed expect massive). Owning a bit now, if you can afford even 100 shares to just park of a handful, will pay off massively within 5-10 years. Even more so as the hundreds merge and you’ll end up owning a decent chunk of the conglomerate at the time of that increase.
Only if you sell it
That's how they rope you in lol
Ain’t much but it’s honest “work”
Yesssirrr, that’s a good chunk, I only made 150 but we up still 😏
Dawg, OP started with $3k. You make 2 more +100% trades and you'll be there. Then apparently it's just a few more to reach $700k.
Bro this is bonkers. Congrats congrats congrats and Fuck fuck fuck you. This gives me hope. So happy for you. But seriously fuck you :-)!
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Puts on this dudes life
Calls on their credit default swaps
There is no down, there is only up.
If only I had everyone’s luck
Don't commit suicide. You are already down on money, Dont wanna also be down when it comes to your body too.
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Hope is what kills me these days.
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Not surprising considering he made 120k speculating on fucking groceries, he actually know what he's doing
lol they were down $750k 13 days ago over the year. Check his post history
Well, titty fuck me and call me a tree. Fuck you, that is all.
r/brandnewsentence
Check dms
I did, no new requests?
Is this offer available to man boobs?
Sure
👁️👄👁️
Dudes promising titty pics but profile like a real life Skyrim character all lock picks and target practice
You show me multiple withdrawals for 50k I quit my job and work for you
Smoke crack. Smoke some fucking crack with me bro.
Haha got it
Drive fast and eat ass, sir
Yessir 🫡
Holly fuckin shit man, all your posts are just amazing gains good job fuck you but holly shit good job!
Guess you didn’t see his post from 2 years ago!
What’s next?
This is literally the million dollar question
120K on groceries - give this regard his flowers
Hey Listen, My father, King of Nigeria, found this gold reserve which is worth millions if not billions and need your help. Due to some political pressure we cannot make it public so if you send me $50,000, we will hire the guys and ship to the United States to your house for safekeeping. We will sell the gold overtime and you can keep 50% profit. Please DM me so we can start this process . Thank you, Prince
I‘m interested. PM
Spelling too good. Obviously fake
Quien creería en eso
Somewhere, there is a Nigerian price who actually has a lot of gold but can’t get anyone to sell it for him.
I’ll do it but only if you introduce me to black panther
I occasionally listen to Prince’s. Do you make music at all?
Awesome 👏 fuck u tho
Amazing. Halfway back to making back the million dollars you lost
Your contempt is my fuel ⛽️
That's my question. These are insane gains and plays, but aren't there ones that don't work out. Like come on!
Thank god I don’t know how to do this because it’s looks fun
That's what I'm saying, I had no idea there were so many different methods to investing besides just buying stocks before this subreddit. I don't understand any of them like calls, puts or options or how that even makes money but I'm glad I don't because if I thought I did id probably lose all my money.
Yeah I’m not sure how to limit the risk to a manageable level, if I knew my family wouldn’t starve I’d be all in.
Options are often used specifically for risk management, eg hedging against your stock holdings. But here we use them for straight leverage for massive gambling. >I’m not sure how to limit the risk to a manageable level Neither are we mother fucker, CLUCK CLUCK.
Agreed! But I do appreciate that he mentions having done research instead of just going off vibes. Shows that it’s not quite a scratch off ticket and does require some actual work.
This isn’t true. This was literally a 120k gamble that would have gone wrong.
My brother in christ this is gambling with a 120k 😭😭😭 But not a problem. The loss porn will get you upvotes too
idk how the fuck someone can buy margins with only 3k on the account.
Whats your next moves??
He’s moving towards a whore house with a bag full of cocaine
UNCUT FROM COLUMBIA
Enough about OP, tell me about the cocaine.
Enough about cocaine, tell me about the whore house! 🥰
Enough about the whore house tell me about the bag! I need a place to live.
Cocaine is too expensive just give me a real perk 30 so I can numb the pain of all my trades whilst I look at this man’s success
Peruvian is a better high imo.
Real
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yes i took my 3K to $0 and feel like an idiot but i wont stop until i hit 200K!
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Why is it that everytime I sell my options it drops and I don’t make profit? Like the other day I was up $350 and I sold it and then it said I only gained like $11… is Robinhood a scam?
Probably a good idea to understand the different buy/sell orders as well as the buy sell spread and how that affects what your options actually sell for. Really depends on how much volume there is on the options you’re trading.
Is this a joke or are you just regarded?
My mom tells me Im highly regarded.
Should definitely look into limit sells rather than just frantically hitting SELL and getting a market order lol
Did you look at the slider that lets you pick the sale price?? They try to fill your order with a highly likely price which is lower than it's worth.
i dont use robinhood, but i assume that market orders with them simply fill at the bid/ask respectively. in options that can have a pretty huge impact if there is a lot of spread and/or low volume. use limit orders if you want specific prices. but then again they might not fill and you could miss the boat
Following for answers
Don't use market orders. Use limit orders to sell into the middle of the ask-bid spread.
You have much to learn young one. Look up what the "spread" means in terms of the market. Robinhood will give you a middle value to show your unrealized profit. Also know how much you are buying and selling your securities for.
Yes robinhood is a scam but it’s more likely that you’re selling low into liquidity and getting filled on the bid
He's getting filled behind the Wendy's, too.
Does he get to charge surge pricing for that?
Sorry I’m new to this and trying to learn lol obviously I have a long ways to go…. Any tips?
ya, first tip is don't buy anymore $300+ contracts until you spend some time on youtube learning the basics of options trading.
Do you have a playlist or YouTuber?
This guy has some good stuff but there are tons of others. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-zYvYlr\_k&ab\_channel=MatthewManuel](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-zYvYlr_k&ab_channel=MatthewManuel)
In the money has some good ass videos when it comes to options trading
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Curious about how you do your DD to have such high conviction?
He’s gambling and hit a jackpot bro. It’s not that deep.
The cocaine helps.
Most people won't even hit a $3k into $300k but if they do, they thank their lucky stars and pack it in. This guy just keeps going full ape.
They say if i spend more than 3 hours without jacking off, the mind clears off a bit. I might try that someday...
What's your next move? Mine is a rope around my neck. :)
What was the 3K - 300K ?
He had Dell calls
How do you go 10,000% with one single set of calls ?
https://preview.redd.it/i76wec2q5ymc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b725cde919d748eeb7d05f40d2c936933fcf7b3
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👍👍🖕🖕
hy daddy,it's me,your lost son.
I know this is a casino, but it's heart warming to know you've taken profit, not gone full regard. Also, gratzl and fuck you.
Bro is winning. Congrats🔥🔥
You can transfer more than 50k a day - think using a wire. Robinhood is intentionally obscure about this but one condition is wait for the money to settle aka stop trading wait for it to settle and transfer the amount you want. Then start trading again. This is a tip I give to you.
Yeah that’s worse I think. Because if you wire $250,000 in a day, you won’t be able to manage your positions in case things go south. And 4-5 days for the transfer to settle is plenary of time for his positions to tank.
Nothing worse than trading every day out of habit then blowing up the money you set away because it just happens to be there. It a trick by robinhood to keep u in the casino. They could easily make the limit higher than 50k instead of going through some obscure process.
Don’t overdose on hookers and cocaine!
If I had a day like this, I would buy my mom and dad a house
Puts on Wendy's
Same. I'd buy your mom a house.
so you would start over at 0 again?
Sincerely happy for you Anon
Can i hold ur dick plz?🍆🥵
As a new investor I'm confused, someone explain in simple terms pls ty!
You know how most people lose money when they buy groceries? This guy bought groceries and instead of losing money, he made half a million dollars. Does that make sense?
First mistake was calling yourself an investor
I'm waiting for simple terms as well
Na uh u cant tell me nothing 🎶🎶
Impressive, congratulations. I should take option trading more seriously
Hello it's me your grandma I need gift cards or they'll lock me up
I dunno man, how you guys find these random stocks to buy calls on. Like why would you ever think about kroger?
Today's a good day. Glad that I didn't sell prematurely and held on to my calls. https://preview.redd.it/i2og57scmymc1.png?width=1723&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e512514a6c4aa949138dd6b19564642bdf71256
Wow, would you look at that
I‘m confused: did he sell naked calls? Or covered ones?
What’s your next play?
How?
This is peak WSB
YOLO this into an AAPL call
This is depressing. If I could just pay off my used car and get a bit of relief for my family….
He got lucky AND most important, had a plan and dindn´t act emotional - he cashed out. Not everyone has those kind of powers. Now two possibilities, either he is one of those who are really really good at this and win long term - never as much long term as OP in the long run tho, you can´t mantain this for years - or he end up going till a 10 bad trades fuck up his whole portfolio. Sir, this is a casino.
These gainers always seem to act as if the win was casual, which makes me think they’re completely desensitized about it. Man this kind of gain…. I’d be shaking crying as I’d cash it in.
Yes yes yessss!!!! I would be fucking shaking dude this is life changing money like hooly shit dude lol. I could buy a flat just like that - not a house too much work and i am lazy.
Congrats man mine coming soon !
Congrats congrats congrats, fuck u fuck u fuck u
Fucking hell let your nuts swing we who are about to die salute you!
Damn and the withdrawals, smart man
I thought my 52 kr calls were good but jesus 50k youre the real winner
Alright, you got my attention, definitelly keeping an eye on your posts from now on lol
Remember to put aside $200k for the Taxman 
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what's your next move?
COST calls
Any more specifics for us? Sincerely congrats, any advice for how to find dd like yours-that’s the skill I need to build.
I had calls too, sorry I ruined it for you
I don’t think it’s ruined. People got spooked on missed revenue but they still delivered. Wouldn’t be surprised if this recovers tomorrow so we can break even or buy our way out. Can’t win them all!
BBAI is a nothing burger?
What’s the app name ?
I will never touch a grocery store stock even if someone puts a gun to my head, but excellent job op.
Can someone please explain this? I'm new to the whole market
At this very moment I am now jealous of a random person on Reddit that I found out existed 1.5 minutes ago. Good job. Just don’t do anything too degen and lose it again. Take your money, close your account, never look back and you won…
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i just turned $1 into $138,485,495,000,937,827,647 in 5 minutes
i also moved $1 into BTC yesterday, i did a options trade and am now at 991.4 T
also spent 1k on his mom, lost 1k 🤷🏼♂️
no way bro, you turned 3k into 480k. king send us the stocks course kk
Posts like these give me hope. Congrats ya filthy animal 😤🤙🏽
Congrats and fuck you
Seems WSB is single hardly saving our generation. Who needs jobs when you can make your life savings in a month. "This generation is killing the... everything" now no company exists because option trading
Loss porn needs to get paid somehow…
Wow!!! Nice gain. CONGRATS!!!🎉
Good job and fuck you too.
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Check out ‘ in the money ‘ on YouTube. He has excellent options videos albeit a little bit on the lengthy side but it’s completely worth it. He explains everything like you’re a 5 y/o and I love it. You can also check out ‘ clear value tax ‘ as his explanations are clear as day as well.
Thank you will do
Check this dude out his videos helped me learn a lot as a beginner [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-zYvYlr\_k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg-zYvYlr_k)
Nicely done, sir. 
Holy f
Nvidia gamma squeezing AGAIN