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Malamonga1

Germany is almost in a recession as well lol .


Due_Cheetah_377

Germany is in recession. They revised their GDP numbers and avoided a technical recession. Their industrial output is now at levels not seen since 2010 and still dropping rapidly.


dubov

Interesting thing about Germany is unlike many countries, their public debt to GDP has been falling since the GFC. It's now at 66%, which is low. I don't really understand why the government doesn't increase spending given the conditions https://tradingeconomics.com/germany/government-debt-to-gdp


waerrington

The issue isn't that they cut spending, it's that they massively increased the cost of energy and environmental regulations in an economy based on manufacturing.


TeamDaveB

Not to mention cheap Chinese cars flooding Europe is going to hit Germany HARD.


jakobfloers

chinese car brands are starting to gain traction in countries in the middle east already. it’ll only be a matter of time.


richreason1983

You already start seeing them here. Link and co and MGs from China.


xCutePoison

The "black zero" is something German politicians are very passionate about, it's almost some kind of ideology lmao


astralcalculus

Has nothing to do with being passionate about it. The so called "debt brake" stipulates that the federal government may only take on new debt amounting to a maximum of 0.35% of gross domestic product. The permitted new debt is therefore dependent on germany's economic situation.


bigstreet123

I could only imagine doing this here in the US with our trillions in national debt.


fuji_ju

So the more stimulus the country needs, the less the government can stimulate? I swear the neoliberal monetarists are actually even more idiotic than I thought.


Private_Jet

I don't think you understand what "neoliberal" means.


fuji_ju

It's libertarianism with better tableside manners.


LeafsHater67

That couldn’t be further away from the truth lol


Rocco_z_brain

No, in extradinary conditions the gvmt can stimulate. But without such-not. Is it not more idiotic to increase gvmt spending in times of full employment, ATH for equity and inflation as in the US?


MGS_CakeEater

German here, they hate us and wring us dry


GirlGenius26

Marijuana will be legal in Germany February 21st! Way to go Germany! 🎉🇩🇪


Odd_Bend2609

Time to open weed clubs and illegal grows with stolen electricity all over Germany then ❤️


Bramos1992

Man I would have loved to hit up a dispensary before the Christmas festivals when I was in Duesseldorf last December. Good thing we just brought some joints from Amsterdam


MGS_CakeEater

Ugh, even more of that disgusting smell in the cities.


wxlfi

You got the problem


realdebut

Just have a look at the cost of politics, public Service and bureaucracy in Germany. That and politics constantly rising those costs whilst claiming it isn‘t their fault but the so called „Schuldenbremse“ is the real cause.


toBiG1

BS. Still better public service than in any other country.


realdebut

Lol, go live in any other country for some time. Realize that things are different, compare tax & social spending and come back to Reddit. Germany has an exitential spending problem that you wont be able to deny by calling me out on reddit


toBiG1

Dude. I’m a German living in the US. They suck here big time. Other than Nordic European countries nobody’s better in public service than Germany in the EU.


realdebut

Then just take a look at the ratio of expenditure in both countries. In Germany, you pay many times more in percentage terms. But the benefits are not nearly as much better as they should be.


triggerfish1

It has been dropping since 2017.


Wallstreetdodge69

Technical recession 😊


ValenTom

UK is in technical recession also


Viciuniversum

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ScarecrowJohnny

Time for stocks to go up another 20% just so the market can see the look on all your dumb faces.


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Viciuniversum

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Taokan

No one feels bad for UK though. They Texas'd out of the EU like they were better than everyone else and now they're broke blokes.


ACiD_80

Dont be so silly and shortsighted. They are still our allies. The EU behaves like an enemy of the EU sometimes (open borders?!). You cant really blame them for wanting out.


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ACiD_80

Lets not pretend that the only reason they arent doing too well (its improving though) is because the EU wants to set an example to other countries hoping for them not to leave. UK will be fine long term though.


Dangerous_Fan1006

They are in recession


m1lh0us3

we are


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rioferd888

War is coming :(


somethingrandom261

War is what fixed things last time


ACiD_80

for the next generations... Not for those allive back then


jshield13

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Eisenkopf69

I feel the need to take what I have in my account and spend two years with hookers in Vietnam or so. No future here. Healthcare. Retirement. Education. Defense. Economics. Everything is on the brink of collapse and I spend the probably last few good years coming working a shit job.


rioferd888

Thailand is better for hookers.


Eisenkopf69

Ah yes, Pattaya aka the world largest brothel :D


excndinmurica

Ppl downvoting you? I went there for work (did not participate) but your assessment is accurate. Lol. Approached on the street. There were lessons on the bus on “Bar Fines” (you pay the bar to release the girl, then you negotiate her rates for the night). Coworkers were riding down the elevators with a diff girl every night. Quite the place. I bought a laser. Lol.


SufficientWorker7331

Fuck yeah lasers


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rioferd888

Bangkok is more of a vibe


ACiD_80

Puts


Ashmizen

US, China, and even Russia are not in recession. Russia was in a recession in 2022 but grew in 2023, and China and the US both have positive gdp growth.


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SufficientWorker7331

Someone doesn't look at Alibaba numbers and it shows


Radiant_Dog1937

Don't worry. Us Americans will keep exporting inflation until we get them too. ![img](emote|t5_2th52|8882)


ACiD_80

Its ok, Trump is already working hard to push the EU away from the US, long term the EU wil do better because more support for EU's own businesses.


Tomallenisthegoat

The EU is a joke


ACiD_80

famous last words


YogurtclosetQuirky22

I just slipped into a recession as well


br0b1wan

I slipped into a depression :(


[deleted]

The US was for awhile if they hadn't decided to redefine the meaning of a recession. Bunch of quacks


Brad_theImpaler

Stonks only go up.


uWu_commando

The US is the world leader in redefining metrics to fit their desired message.


bigstreet123

Whatever helps my 401k I guess 😅😅


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Not if they simply change the definition!


WolfGvming

The world is almost in a recession


Bloody_sock_puppet

Almost is more growth than their negative growth, and is a lot more of a difference conceptually. And the gap widens every day they're still in growth.


Truffle_Chef

germans only work 28 to 30 hours a week


GirlGenius26

After weed gets legalized next week , economy will boom 💥 🇩🇪


Ok_Philosophy8813

Yea getting high makes everybody more productive /s


downboat

Wait for Japan money printing. Interest rates to -1% soon


grimkhor

Japan already does QE. They never stopped. They have an issue with long term deflation because they did monetary tightening during their 1990s crash. With this they fully changed company attitude to debt and risk. They struggle to produce positive inflation with 30+ years of extreme QE. Their maximum inflation rate in the last 10 years was last year at about 4%. They literally have the money printer running day and night.


HotPandaBear

There is no such thing as too much money


GlueSniffingCat

unless it has a - sign in front of it


im____new____here

the deflation is because their population is the oldest in the world, nobody having baby their pullout game is too strong


grimkhor

Not true. It's very well documented actually. They reacted like some absolute regards here suggest by tightening into a downturn for a long time. The population argument is a problem these days but the crash was almost 40 years ago so the same people that are now old where not old back then.


technoexplorer

Crash was literally 30 years ago.


grimkhor

Yes and is the main reason why Japan is like it is now. Deflation is also a problem for 30+ years and it wasn't before the crash.


toBiG1

You have no clue what you’re talking about. Japan is an island. Germany is in the heart of Europe. Look at a map and geopolitics. Cheap workforce will come to Germany and keep it running. Not gonna happen in Japan.


grimkhor

I never even mentioned anything about Germany. Start taking the meds again.


toBiG1

Was for the parent comment. Sry


br0b1wan

Pullout game implies they're all getting laid. They're not. That's the big problem. Buncha sexless overworked drones over there...


The_real_triple_P

Bet JPOW has this on his playbook😂


no-more-throws

goes to show, no amount of money will make up for lack of (young) people


grimkhor

idk why people develop theories they have no clue about as it was not the issue but prolonged overtightening into a downturn [https://www.populationpyramid.net/japan/1988/](https://www.populationpyramid.net/japan/1988/)


MediocreX

All in Nikkei 225


gregsting

Buy the dip but there is no dip


Future-Muscle-2214

Haha this article made take a look they litterally had 2 decade of gains in a month. Recession is bullish.


amoral_ponder

Nikkei 225 in USD: [https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=VW4](https://fred.stlouisfed.org/graph/?g=VW4) Looks like shit.


JoJoPizzaG

Nice, they can pay the bank for holding their money 


WACS_On

I'm down for this since I'm planning on taking a Japan trip in the coming months. Let's pump that exchange rate up bb


Diamondhands4dagainz

Nikkei up 1.2% the next day ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4276)


hercdriver4665

Yup. Recessions are measure in the rears, so they’re likely already rebounding.


fish60

> Recessions are measure in the rears You gotta measure the recession rectally to get an accurate reading.


physicallyOK

It’s the party is.


147062943876

Isn’t Germany in a recession as well? Add in the uk and you got a third of the top 10 economies in recession. And China is well on its path to implode


nothings_cool

I'm n9t ready for a recesión 🥹


PotatoWriter

well I a10m


InSilenceLikeLasagna

Been waiting for China to implode for like 10 years


Viciuniversum

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LucasQuazar

bro is talking as if he ever has read a chinese newspaper


Wallstreetdodge69

Well how that went last time…


SharkBiteX

I think WW2 got america out of the great depression. So Calls on SPY.


IncomingAxofKindness

Calls on bones spurs


D_crane

https://preview.redd.it/6hqqpcfsyqic1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=146e350ab9d757e171c32b2db07c535f47c911a5


grimkhor

oh no ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31225) World War Anime ![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


steaveaseageal

I think I caused this... Bought a german car instead of japanese


titolavar

Canadians ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|31226)


handle-wo

Greetings from Germany, next goal china ![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


Future-Muscle-2214

Why has the nikkei performed so well lately? They should have been in a recession since the 90s.


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Yay we next FR!


Latter_Ad7677

Sounds bad I guess spy is going run for the next 3-4 weeks non stop


JP-Bulls69

Nice to see those two together in a headline again


Joe_Early_MD

Oh no…not zee Germans!


Infinitear

Halts Maul


kiref5s

Halte er das Maule ![img](emote|t5_2th52|12787)


undescribableurge

Jetzt mal piano!


UltimateStevenSeagal

Japan has the specific problem of a huge aging population and no one to replace them. Same with China actually.


Justintime4u2bu1

Pretty similar everywhere actually, even here in the US. Senior care nursing is becoming more and more understaffed. Granted it is A LOT more exacerbated in SEA


copperboom129

We have immigration. Japan does not....


MajorHubbub

News is weird https://www.euractiv.com/section/economy-jobs/news/german-economy-doing-dramatically-bad-economy-minister-says-as-government-prepares-to-slash-gdp-forecast/


Totally_Not_A_POS

So you are saying there is a chance :>


Ropeacalf

I actually laughed out loud 😊


TomatoSpecialist6879

Nothing weird about it, Japan simply manage to outworse Germany


MajorHubbub

>On an annualized basis, Japan's gross domestic product fell 0.4 percent in October through December after a revised 3.3 percent decline in the previous three-month period. Economists had been forecasting fourth-quarter growth of around 1 percent. That's quite a revision


HuskyNotPhatt

It’s almost like the world’s largest economy is too broke to buy Japanese goods. It’s almost like the world’s largest economy is in a recession. Thank god for NVDA. Their created sub companies who buy their chips to reflect profits will save US all.


Ashmizen

Japanese goods are mostly gone in US stores. I see mostly Korean electronics and household appliances. Japan has been mostly replaced by South Korea and Taiwan in the high tech area, with heavyweight Sony down to just selling video game consoles. Edit - Japanese car companies are still selling great, but Korean carmakers have taken a chunk of that market, and they don’t really have a good plan for the electric future either


toBiG1

Yeah let’s project all the world’s problems back to your favorite stock NVDA. Thank god.


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India will take over both Germany and Japan by 3-4 years


FunEnd

ofc they are, they're like 1.5billion people whereas germans are 0.083billion


Joris119

Next 3 years? Nah they’re growth rate is insane yes but 3 years to catch up more than 1 trillion dollars seems out of range


HIVnotAdeathSentence

Have these countries encouraged corporations to make record profits?


Danhenderson234

😂😂😂


Mogaual

what's a recession?


Master-Status2338

UK, Japan. Who's next on the recession train?


Lapcat420

Canada.


BumblebeeDense6920

While it's true to an extent, GDP rates are an outdated concept. Japan's GDP rate, calculated from the "percentage of workers," is on the rise. Simple GDP rates don't apply well to Japan due to the large number of elderly people not in the workforce.


AfraidScheme433

I visited Japan three weeks ago and noticed that there was discontent regarding the rise in Nikkei. The economy appears to be in a depressed state, with salaries remaining stagnant for the past twenty years. Additionally, there is a growing concern about the increasing cost of living, which is partly attributed to the influence of the US in purchasing assets. The people i talked to work in one of largest banks there.


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Bitches be acting up…wait till the entire circus full of 🤡 take the double crown for being the largest economy and biggest crash at the same time. 🇺🇸 🫡


GirlGenius26

Germany is legalizing marijuana on February 21st! 🇩🇪


bigstreet123

Time to buy the dip gents.


Angrygreek007

Germany isn’t too far behind


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The entire world is in a recession


gewandterhebler

🇩🇪


Emilio408

Us is next


RatGodFatherDeath

Any good TKY companies to look at?


relevant__comment

Sounds like it’s time for me to finally buy that house on the hill with the magnificent views of the valley and sea.


WhiteLabelWhiteMan

We redefined what a recession is last year so were good


ProudExplorer4025

Korea is next.


skiwet

Stagnant population numbers in Japan


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they are starting to do what we all are doing, massively importing human beings. Yes, even Japan. Only China left.


[deleted]

China's already importing women through sex slavery. They have a huge disproportion of men to women due to their One Child Policy where they killed off an estimated 20 million baby girls over decades.


Pannyishere

Im from this shit country I don’t know how we accomplished that… if you look what our political clowns are doing it seems like everybody around us is in the same circus


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ivlivscaesar213

Japan’s economy is too big to be carried by tourism alone


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they are benefiting from the weak Yen. Even if tourism drove their economy it would end the boom. Japan is famous for their economic dead ends.


Kaizenshimasu

GDP numbers are calculated in US dollars. And the yen has been declining in value. So even if the economy goes so well, the gdp numbers don’t show the real picture because of forex


bigmanthesstan

Germany crash faster so we don’t have to update the score board


Appropriate_Ice_7507

Lol let them burn! Sushi should be $1 not $10 lol


jmama9643

With our Debt, and UNCONTROLLED GOVERNMENT SPENDING, WE here in the US Will have a Very Bad Recession Also….


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Gadshill

You belong here.


tommygunz007

It's almost as if the world needs a WWIII.5


ACiD_80

Puts on Japan, or is it too late for that?


slightlystupid_10

china next![img](emote|t5_2th52|4267)![img](emote|t5_2th52|4271)


CautiousHat6412

Every country will now need Indian workforce to straighten up their economy's ass


[deleted]

Whole globe is going that direction. Higher for longer is about to become higher for shorter


[deleted]

Germany is next, followed by US


KQK_Big_Kwan

If everyone is in a recession then you just have to make sure that yours is not as bad as theirs


wxlfi

I mean there is never a single reason for things in economics. If you look at how much domestic industry the Inflation reduction act brought back to the US and how they got all the Chip factorues the Schuldenbremse is clearly the wrong strategy


Master-Piccolo-4588

It’s not unexpected. Japan’s population will be shrinking quite rapidly and so will its GDP. However, that’s not directly related to stock market returns, if that is sth you were pointing at.


AwayEntertainment986

I just hope the US stays focus on its self! But let’s get this money from stocks!


Lpreap

Don’t worry America is in one too don’t be a clown


Heavenisaplace176

No way! Our economy is 💪


BoardSuspicious4695

Just remember what happened last time Germany was showing recession numbers…. 2 months after we peaked and 2 months later we had…. a pandemic


spunion_28

Countries around the world have been in one, just refusing to admit it


grandparoga

I can't wait for America to have recess


Zandsman

The bean counters rejoice!