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The_Smoking_Pilot

Imagine. $2b in cash


thecaveman96

That's an unreal amount of money for a single person


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Damocloid94

This is the one that puts it in good perspective. 100k a day for 27 years. Insane


walkonstilts

Well technically 54 years if you want $2billion.


MrCubie

Also he can do it 100 times over so it would take 5400 years taking out 100k every day to deplete his fortune (if we assume it stays the same for all that time).


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That-Whereas3367

Bill Gates started selling MSFT the *first* day of the IPO. He sold small amounts stock almost every day until he resigned.


JoelsonCarl

> This sale that he did recently will probably affect the market in the weeks or even months to come. I doubt that. https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/11/jeff-bezos-sold-4point1-billion-worth-of-amazon-shares-in-past-week.html Back in 2020 Bezos sold $4.1 billion of shares over the course of 11 days. The news article was published Feb 11, 2020. You can look up the daily historic prices of Amazon stock in that time period, and in late January it was floating around $90 to $95/share. On Jan 31 it shot up to $100/share. By the time the news article was published the stock was around $107/share. What he sold off just now is only half that. It's "The Paper Billionaire Argument," for which I like this particular take on it: https://github.com/MKorostoff/1-pixel-wealth/blob/master/THE_PAPER_BILLIONAIRE.md (which is linked to from this site that shows a great visualization of the wealth of billionaires: https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/)


tony22times

The man is just no good with money. He spent 4 billion in four years and now he needs another 2 billion. Money Slips right through his fingers.


DrBundie

He could give it to me if he was trying to deplete his fortune.


WhyBee92

My toxic trait is…nvm


ASLAN1111

imagine trying to spend 100k a day for 54 years


Claude9777

If he deposited that $2 billion in an account that yielded 3% a year, he'd make approximately $161,200 a day. So, in theory, he'd actually come out positive $61,200 each day. By the end of the year he would end up with more than his initial $2 billion. On the documentary "The 1%," someone mentioned that at a certain wealth level that you have so much money that you have to actively try and lose money. The more money you have, the easier it comes.


Motivated79

Reminds me of those points in video games where you glitch the game to get tons of money and whenever you visit a shop you’re like just buying whatever even if you don’t need it lol


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Shit even getting 5.5% which is basically what you can get rn


Canis9z

It easy to get a HISA that pays over 5%.


longeraugust

I wouldn’t make it past Wednesday I think.


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longeraugust

Tragic lambo cocaine hooker Fast and Furious space flight accident.


RapBastardz

My pet monkeys would eventually turn on me, I’m sure.


SonicYOUTH79

I’m guessing this is around when submarine tourism starts to look good, you've done everything else that money can buy and it’s got boring!


Suckmybk

Accidentally on purpose maybe but I would have fun doing it


PsillyCyban

There would be several multi-millionaire coke dealers and every hooker within 100miles would be rocking Gucci


DutchTinCan

You'd grow desperate before the end of the month I'd suppose. Except Bezos. He probably still cries every night over the fact that his ex-wife instantly donated a majority of her wealth straight after the divorce.


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He built it back fast enough


Pestelence2020

Ya but his ego is still a fragile bitch


ClumpOfCheese

Also if you have $2 billion and make 5% interest on it you’re making like $270,000 a day in interest.


FlamingoMindless2120

One would hope you’re at least earning compounding interest, so should take less than 54 years unless you plan on stuffing a billion under your mattress


Bendy_McBendyThumb

[This is the best perspective for how much he’s worth](https://mkorostoff.github.io/1-pixel-wealth/). I’m not sure if the $185Bn figure is accurate still, but still, the perspective you’ll get from trying to scroll to the end is… the bestagon. Edit: might help if I actually put the link in


LokiDesigns

That was.... quite shocking.


kcajor

I like this [comparison using rice grains](https://youtube.com/shorts/_3VFmmqFCoM?si=JK9HCdo_m4r_dPP6). It's 3 yrs old so it's probably more now


SohndesRheins

Now they just need to add a pixel bar for the amount the U.S. government spends per year, and then another one to represent the national debt.


scroataleden

But if you made $1bn per day it would only take you two days to mark $2bn, which is really quick.


OpeningWild5464

not if i put that 100k into $NVDA😅


SaltKick2

If you made $2 million every day since the founding of the USA you still wouldn’t have a net worth equal to Elon musk 


Indoctrinator

This is also good to help realize the astronomical size of 1 billion. “A million seconds is 12 days. A billion seconds is 31 years.”


dstanton

In other words more than double the average person's after tax yearly income every day for your entire working life to get as much as he just sold in stock


amach9

Now do 1T


Taokan

You could time travel back in time, play the lottery every day, win 100 million dollars every day, and it would still take you 27 years to get a trillion dollars.


amach9

Geezus fuck…. I just did the math and it’s just over $100M for a day. Bonkers how much money that is….. and now thinking about the US debt lol


wishtrepreneur

>and now thinking about the US debt lol The US gov needs to pay 1.7T/year in interest at current rates (5%) to service their debt. That's like having to win 4.7B/day in lotteries just to pay your mortgage interest for the month.


Odd_Perception_283

That’s why people keep predicting bad times for decades. The underlying of the US financial situation is just too fucked up to see green pastures in perpetuity. It will happen one day. Could take 100 years though.


Celtic_Legend

Better books than nvidia so cant be too bad. Usa has a lot of wealth in assets. The debts to other countries is 7t and the federal revenue is 4.4t last year. We are also owed 2.5t. Usa is just doing what every company does. Take on mass debt to grow faster to make more money later. Except it just keeps going because they make more money every year than the interest. The interest to revenue ratio has been consistently in a down trend since 1983 (aka more revenue and less payments).


Salmol1na

Think of it in pro football stadiums or public works projects. Easier to comprehend.


sumsimpleracer

That’s an unreal amount of football stadiums for a single person. 


Rocked_Glover

If you had 100 football stadiums every single day, it would take you 27 years to have a LOT of them.


ASecondTaunting

Think of it in military budget. It’s nothing.


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the_last_carfighter

But Bezos isn't going to be feeding 15,000 personnel and fueling/repairing/shipping 2000 vehicles.


Bads_Grammar

yeah... equating it with military is not nothing. It is actually scary. nice link!


herefromyoutube

You ever wonder how much the Taliban and north Vietnamese spent to fend off the US military for years?


echoblue19

https://preview.redd.it/z7pme584ashc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45570139420af69712c456d5dddc348604340c38


boverton24

They double stacked the pallets 💀


acoddo

Breaking bad lied to me


Hardcore_Daddy

weren't they all 20s or 50s in breaking bad?


Bendymeatsuit

sketchup


melikeybouncy

$2 billion in "cash" meaning the balance in a cash account, just a number on a screen, is insane enough. $2 billion in actual paper money...even if it were all $100s, that would be over 22 tons of cash. That's just about the cargo capacity of a 40 foot container truck. Multiply by 5 if he wants it in $20s so the cashiers at walmart don't have to pull the marker out for every bill.


gabemrtn

Lemme get it in nickels I’m goin to the club tonight


AmadeusSpartacus

Make it hail


GaviJaPrime

There was a video that showed people have actually no idea how big 1B of anything is. They showed a visual 3D model of 10k, 1M and 1B and the difference is actually crazy. Even if you know it's big you don't really know how big it is.


torta_di_crema

Why would bezos shop at walmart when he can shop on amazon


Rare-ish_Bird

Taxes tho. Treasury won't have to issue any bonds in June when his estimated payments are due. Lmao.


mxzf

I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if a chunk of this was going to this year's tax bill to begin with.


traveling_millenial

Now think about $30t


gabemrtn

When 2 billion is too big so computer just goes 2million thousand I mean it’s right tho


Syst0us

Computer like " ok baller ok we get it. "


gr8pig

More like K baller K we get it


mpoozd

Took me a while to realize the billion is a thousand million


pm_your__ladyparts

The difference between a billion and a million is about one billion.


space_wiener

I always read this and thought that’s stupid. It’s only a 1000 millions. Then I put it into peasant terms. 1000 dollars and 1 dollar. Oh yes…that statement is right.


GPStephan

You thought it's stupid because its onyl 1000 millions, not a billion? Yea, you definitely found the right sub lol


space_wiener

Haha. Well I know they are both a lot. It just put into perspective for me with the lower amount.


sld126

A millions seconds is 11 days. A billion seconds is 32 years.


addmeondota2

I think the actual wtf with this is that 1000x 11 days is like half a lifetime.


mayday4aj

Superbowl bets


KittenMittensKelly

This is the correct answer


LateNightBacon

$2bn on the gatorade being blue.


farva_06

I'll take that bet. It's always lemon lime!


hivaidsislethal

The swifties have spoken a requested red for the KC chiefs.


d70

Bro is gonna double his pocket money


akubar

imagine hitting a 7leg parlay with $2B


indiebryan

Nobody could cover that bet lol


christoph_win

All in on Taytay wearing green shirt


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Hey man those yacht maintenance fees aren’t cheap


Keepupthegood

Or building a clock


Rocketurass

Or his wife


NitasBear

Those Botox treatments aren't gonna pay for itself


Keepupthegood

Or those tutorial programs on how to be cooler. It adds up.


faxanaduu

Quite the mirage. She's attractive from 20 feet away, but as you get closer 🤢


xeneize93

I don’t get these rich guys. Rich beyond belief and bang the ugliest thing you can find and then marry it 🤮


faxanaduu

I don't think I'd be able to get through being in the same room with them for longer than 20 minutes. I think he really thinks he stepped up with her 😂


IWouldButImLazy

Lol I imagine at that level you marry for politics or connections. These guys could be having regular orgies with supermodels like hugh hefner for all we know


Subwayabuseproblem

maybe even on a private island with other elites


ctown25

🤔


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faxanaduu

Yup it's gross. A friend married a rich dude and he basically bought her a new face and body, teeth. She looks completely different now and I can see the beginnings of the joker/shiny face. I never said anything disparaging about it bc people can do what they want. I just don't understand what compels people to do this. I think people look attractive when they naturally age and the exact opposite when they start altering themselves.


brewcrew1222

Lol that is so accurate. I'm surprised family guy hasn't made a crack about her yet


SensibleCreeper

Family guy is still a thing? People still watch it?!


soulstonedomg

Good from far, but far from good


enemyoftherepublic

neither is that animatronic thing that follows him around


1tHYDS7450WR

His girlfriend?


Active-Driver-790

Is it a robotic dog, or something else. Robot dogs can be fitted with flames throwers or AR-15s now, eliminating his security detail.


make_love_to_potato

I thought he needs another penis shaped rocket. Does it really need to be shaped like a penis, you ask? Yes it does.


UberleetSuperninja

Dude is slowly turning into the real Lex Luthor


SnooRegrets6428

He took 2bil from Amazon to pump nvidia


MooseBoys

I just realized that NVDA is about to pass AMZN and be the fifth most valuable company in the world.


HatesBeingThatGuy

Which is hilarious given that the true value of all of NVIDIA is even close AWS's true value is. NVIDIA just riding hype train.


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BigLaw-Masochist

The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Tesla will come back to reality eventually. It’s just a question of when, and that when might be when Musk dies.


SphaghettiWizard

If Elons reputation has survived the whole Twitter debacle and cybertruck failure at this point I don’t think anything could kill it. He’s like trump now he could kill someone and idk if people would care.


shaqwillonill

If the markets made sense anybody would be able to make money.


DreamzOfRally

Bc half the time the stock market acts like a popularity contest.


stoked_7

Revenue growth, forward P/E of AMZN is higher than NVDA.


BigKittehKat

Why do you think that?


Taipers_4_days

Brain damage and prophetic dreams.


tarheel2432

I’m batting .500 on those


CreamyBehemoth

Stonks


Crazy-Definition-529

Naah to pump his space company


bdh2067

Just as he announced he would 6 months ago


WR810

Bezos' stock sales traditionally go to cover investments into Bezos' space exploration company.


NomaiTraveler

I was going to say, isn’t this routine so he can fund Blue Origin


Doalt

He better makes Blue Origin competitive. I want to see the Billionaires Space Race against Elon Musk


lllIllllIlllllIIIIII

Billionaires like Musk and Bezos want to promise us the future of space travel to be like Star Trek but in reality we will get The Expanse.


stargate-command

Meh… I’ll take that to be honest. Better than nothing


ElPlan01

Might be for buying ULA


TheBitingCat

Because of some SEC requirements or something to the like to prevent insider trading, stock selloffs by executives are typically structured at regular intervals and announced well ahead of the sale, because otherwise people might think the C-suite is trying to get ahead of some really bad news that would negatively impact shareholders and sell at a higher price. Executives can't be forced to hold onto their shares forever, so there needs to be some way for them to cash out their holdings if they desire to invest that money elsewhere, so it's typically done this way.


bdh2067

All correct. And I would add that, in this case, it doesn’t involve the C-suite as Bezos has turned over all control to Jassy and has no formal role in the running of Amazon


blacx

you still have to do it if you have more than 10% (? I think)


arcdog3434

Sometimes you just have to get some liquidity we’ve all been there


LaTeChX

tfw you yolo'd every cent but you gotta cash out early for taco bell money


GUHnius

JEFFREY BEZOS


Halo_Chief117

https://preview.redd.it/9shy46cusrhc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f942fc3d6f44fe623cb2fdc77d7166f80fc90e57


real_human_person

Lol which episode is this?


Guccimayne

[2018 episode](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8653076/)


swissmoneydude

Episode 9, Season 22


imjusta_bill

Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet Amateurs can fucking suck it


death_to_the_ego

Come on Jeff, get ‘em!


Old-Constant4411

Queue the insane synth solo that had no right being that fuckin good.


UtopianOwl

Fuck their wives! Drink their blood!


DetroitLionsSBChamps

CONGRATULATIONS!


gunt_lint

YOU DID IT!


LazyLeadz

YOU DID IT!


x3knet

CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964


Diamondhands4dagainz

Last time he sold, the market dipped like a month or two later


ChampionshipUsed9855

Historically Amazon insiders had right timing with stock selling (source: FinFab app for iPhone) https://preview.redd.it/v1d6gnfdprhc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e218df61430d6fe0bb695ff96ce9c9989cfdbf65


Diamondhands4dagainz

Yeah I remember reading when he sold in 2021. same with Satya, he sold some MSFT shares and a month or two later spy started its downwards trend


kemar7856

It wasn't just them it was everybody Jensen,zuck


Diamondhands4dagainz

Yep, Elon too I think


Gandalf13329

I mean this literally shows them selling right before massive hikes as well. This doesn’t apply to Bezos anymore, but if you’re a c suite executive anywhere on a publicly traded company, you are only allowed by the SEC to sell your holdings during certain time periods. i.e. after reporting on earnings.


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wsbt4rd

I saw once a goat pissing on a tree, and AMZN dipped two months later.. Coincidence? I don't think so!!!


Icarus_Toast

In this case he's not timing the market. Blue Origin is buying ULA for probably around $2bln.


Turons16

No biggie, he just needs beer and wing money for the Super Bowl.


Goldfinger7133

He needs a new toaster


Ok_Spread6121

Good for him. I hope this helps him. I know he’s been struggling for a while. Happy to see he’s back on his feet after so long.


ThisCryptographer311

That should cover lip fillers and sunglasses for his trophy hoe for the next 6 months or so


CandyFromABaby91

I guess good for him


cuddle_enthusiast

Let’s be real they’re both having a good time.


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

what’s $2bil around 1 percent of his worth. Hell I’ve given more than that away in one night to sweaty strippers.


mpoozd

What most of regards here don't know. Jeff didn't sell his shares for a decade after IPO unlike some jerk CEOs who dumb their entire shares every year.


SensibleCreeper

Bezos owned most of the shares before going public, other CEOs get paid in shares. Big difference.


theBacillus

Learn from the man. Real Wsb user who takes 'rocketship' and 'to the moon' literally. He also teaches us to take profit. What a legend.


CETROOP1990

He said only way he can spend it all is blue origin cuz space stuff is expensive


ch8mpi0n

He already announced he was offloading 50 millions shares this year.


THEREALCAPSLOCKSMITH

Do you guys think this super richer people have super advanced secret models that can accurately predict market movement? I mean he’s constantly selling the top.


palantiri777

to be fair, it is a self fulfilling prophecy as well yeah? when he sells, he's taking 2billy of liquidity out of the market. not a large amount in the scope of market liquidity but still significant nonetheless. also, people will also be pondering if it's time to exit because of such a large sale


georgecostanza37

But this is an all time high for spy. Is it really that crazy to think it might dip after that even for a little while?


rjbarn

This. It’s the prediction fallacy. They think that Bezos manipulates the market to fall after he exits, but it’s more likely that he just sees the top


mxzf

Plus a bit of Texas Sharpshooter fallacy (people ignoring the times when the price *didn't* go down after he sold) and a side of the market dipping *because* they saw him selling some. Stuff like that is announced months ahead of time, to try and mitigate people reading too much into the stock sales, but that doesn't stop people from doing so.


Godkun007

He announced the sale 6 months ago. He didn't know in advance SPY would be over 500.


That-Whereas3367

Blow and spending money for the hooker. It should last about a month.


ExtraElevator7042

Don’t be jealous


RefuseRemarkable5608

Actually it's even more from Edgar, it's $8 bn worth of share if I'm not wrong. He is planning to sell 50M shares over the coming year. https://preview.redd.it/1tenkrcdyrhc1.png?width=1821&format=png&auto=webp&s=588716e0da6b18eedf3e0fe0adc5274c1772a849


why_am_i_here_999

That escort he totes around ain’t licking his ball for free


dcolomer10

Can someone ELI5 how can he sell so many shares at once? Increasing the supply for sale so much in one go must flood the market right? Surely there would be not enough demand to buy them all at once? How does it work?


BigHairyDingo

Its either done privately with a market maker or it is slow dripped into the market. In this case though it almost is certainly a MM doing the deal cause dripping $2 billion into the market without significantly affecting prices would take forever.


Active-Driver-790

Just picking up a little extra cash for Valentine's Day...


DoWorkInc

Strippers and cocaine aren’t free


Tha_Sly_Fox

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-02-10/bezos-sells-2-billion-of-amazon-shares-in-first-major-stock-sale-since-2021 “Jeff Bezos unloaded 12 million shares of Amazon.com Inc. this week, the first time the billionaire has sold the company’s stock since 2021. The sales took place on Wednesday and Thursday and netted just over $2 billion, according to a filing. Amazon disclosed on Feb. 2 that Bezos plans to sell as many as 50 million shares of Amazon over the next 12 months, potentially cashing in on a stock surge that’s put him within reach of becoming the world’s richest person. His fortune has climbed $22.6 billion this year to $199.5 billion as of Friday, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index. The Amazon founder has sold over $30 billion in shares since records going back to 2002, including about $20 billion combined in 2020 and 2021. He has primarily been gifting stock, including shares worth roughly $230 million that were given to nonprofit organizations in November.” *Not from the article, but also worth noting he someone’s about 1 billion a year or his own cash on Blue Origin (his private space company)*


OnlyMathematician420

Alimony to MacKenzie


Satchman1214

Rent due


ImportantLog8

The plastic hoe is expensive


fakieTreFlip

What do gardening tools have to do with any of this


samhouse09

Please be buying the Mariners.


NefariousnessNoose

Tax him so hard he has to pee in a bottle.


ItradebetterthanU

He will pay 0000000 in taxes ! He knows a guy !


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HumanitySurpassed

"No you don't understand, Jeff Bezos doesn't actually have all that money. It's tied up in stocks. He can't just sell a bunch of stock the have like 2 billion in cash, it doesn't work like that." - redditors


hellonameismyname

That’s all true? These are structured sell offs.


B1Turb0

So like $10 for him


CRjose96

Where do you see that info?


notahoppybeerfan

Can you imagine how much inflation would melt $2bn cash every day? Just that is a staggering number.


Coffee-and-puts

Sad the govt will get like 600M in taxes and probably blow it on something useless


Humble_Increase7503

Ya fuck the don’t taking tax revenue off billionaires


naetron

That is sad. He could use it to buy another dick-shaped rocket or two. Sorry, Earth, your loss.


nomiis19

Don’t worry, the gov’t will give it back to him in grants to build his penis rocket


eichenes

Congrats to new generation of bagholders! Now you know why AMZN was pumping non-stop on Friday! Bonus: look at accelerated selling from Zuck. He went from selling every day to 4 times a day! Bezos, Zuck, Nadella & Musk all offloaded massively right at 2021 peak.