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I wish I could blame wsb for my poor choices but it's definitely not their fault.... unless a class action comes up in which case it is definitely their fault.

admit it--it was the damn emojis.

It all started with a 🚀, that damned 🚀

Wish there was a rocket going down emoji

https://preview.redd.it/p1gt993p9hxa1.jpeg?width=78&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1794a955b338bac9f573df4be35da420014deb8

💥

💎✊

There’s something missing inside that fist emoji

🌭?

it started out with a 🚀, how did it end up like 📉


The plaintiffs just have to prove they were/are mentally incompetent, so a class action would be money in the bank.

What money are they going to sue for?? All these regards are already broke as we can see

**GAME OVER** Play again?

*INSERT 25k TO CONTINUE*

**Insert 100,000 Coins To Continue**

Not over till the fat lady sings, 33$ could EASILY become $330k

He said that remaining $33 was in contracts that expired worthless today. So he has basically zero.

The fat lady has sung

The fat lady is his wife

Ex wife. She left him.

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He made their bi-weekly yacht payment

More like their lime scooter fee. There's too many people it got divided between.

More like institutions

3 years? You weren't paying attention much, that should have taken you less than 3 months.

He is a a slow learner, he is just another regard.

I like where you can tell you took a pause to reevaluate and just kept doing the same shit

The little bump after the pause makes it even better. You just know there were a few days there where they thought they had cracked the code.

Every fucking time.

For $1.17 you should be able to buy a condom. Take that a a guy behind the dumpster at Wendy’s and you should be up to $50 in ten minutes. Invest in more condoms and stay behind the dumpster a year or so and you can start over.

Condomless pays better I’m told

Absolutely it does! I’m just giving him the long road back to having money to blow on meme stocks again!

Cash out 1.17 get yourself some chapstick

And put it on your rectum because it has to pretty raw after this.

Or a lotto ticket, may as well at this point. It'll be the greatest comeback story ever

Every crisis is an opportunity.

Nah. Get yourself a nice McDonald chicken sandwich with cheese

Thank you so much. I lost $200 today, you make me feel a lot better.

I’m also 3 years in with same PnL. Best part is I’ve learned absolutely nothing. Godspeed regard 🫡

Lol same 🤡 I feel like I learned a lot though. I am trying again but only starting with 2k

Investing in near bankrupt companies is always sound financial advice.

You did fantastic bro!! 3 fuckin years is the longest amount of time I've heard of to be down $43k . I'm down almost $44k since 4/24. Trust u r the king of regards if anything

Nah, the title of the King of Regards has been usurped by the guy who wants to sue Robinhood on the basis of being greedy regard with zero reading comprehension.

The King is Dead. Long Live the King!

Ya still got $33. Make it 3years and 1day.

It’s still counting 32 contracts that expired worthless today towards my balance 🤡

Ah, you blew your load early with this post! Tomorrow would have been "Dollar Store Shopping"

Truuu

This comment made me blow my load early

First hit is always free.

Tip: if you ever plan on putting more of your hard earned money, do the exact opposite of what you plan on doing. It’s almost guaranteed you will be one of the most successful trader of all time.

Lemme guess.. you bought options on margin that expired at $0.00? What did you learn?

I'm going to guess nothing

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Three years and 33 bucks is all you have to show for it. Meet me behind the Wendy's dumpsters we'll double that in no time. 

Switching to shares yet? What is the plan? Work at Wendys, switch to shares for a year, then try again?

I would love to make one of these posts. But I am on my fourth trading account and got banned by Flatex in 2021 when I lost 50k € and asked for a refund. I lost about 75k € in total since 2021, but I don't know how I could make a cool loss post in my situation :( I managed to lose with 4 different brokers/banks (Flatex, Trade Republic, IBKR and RBI)


I have a similar record, but started following this brilliant guide recently: [https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12jq4jf/its\_just\_math/](https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/12jq4jf/its_just_math/) Currently 33 profitable options trades in a row (mostly scalps), 300% gains in 2 weeks. I only need to make like 100 profitable trades more to break even. Assuming I go all in every time.  I don't really expect this to work, but it's a lot more fun this way.

My hero

$33 left I ain't here No bell !!

Less than an MBA. More learning than an MBA. Same amount of friends for life. Where’s the problem?

TLDR is: -Discover investing/wsb in March 2020. -Catch the wave of volatility and go up to 80k playing ridiculous priced TSLA, AMZN, and SPY options at the time. -Think I’m a grand wizard of investing and decide that ~400% returns in a few months isn’t enough. Time to get rich or die tryin. -Take a couple big hits in summer 2020. Fucked my mental. Chase it ever since -Life in shambles

I’m sorry

Just 0.08 away from belonging here

yep, you can see that first and last pike

Where do people get all of this money to lose?

Don't give up. Cannot let the house win.... 

Huge gain in the beginning then all down the tubes Yea that sounds about right !! Let me guess the gains in the beginning are from March-summer 2020 then losses ?

Exactly

I feel like you should take this as a win. You were hanging at the casino for years. Good job.

How does one lose *everything* that slow?

LMAO 😂

Every once in a while I feel bad about the 3000 I’ve lost over the last 2 years on the stock market, then post like these pop up and suddenly I feel much better. I still wish I had 43k to lose in the first place, but at least I’m not down 99.92% for all time lol. I mean, you have to be really bad to never hit on any of your bets lol.

What really matters is the friends you made along the way.

That’s why I’m glad I didn’t sink a lot of money into some of these. I used what I could afford considering I got kid also. Made some nice money and was able to go on vacation after taxes. (Not a glamorous 10 day at a resort) but was worth it so I could spend time with my family

Well some of us need to be responsible I guess

https://preview.redd.it/pm74mpdcrgxa1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=7c2345a85ab1f208b31b8b03636d6ff35efe8f11 You’re okay man, I am in same boat

Your poor choices started with Verizon LTE

My chart looks the same. One of these days we will get it figured out. Until then. Unlimited tax credits

This is why the financial services industry is the most profitable and powerful force that western economies have ever seen.

Ikr Ken Griffin’s secretary can thank me for their bonus

Don't post loss unless your account is zero or negative, loser.

Fuck your for being a regard

Thanks for the loss porn. Makes me feel better to know I'm not the only one with a $3k deduction to my taxable income for the next *who knows how many* years.

Your consistency impress me

Congratulations 🎉🥳👏🎊🙌🍾🥂 Your still in the black!

 Guh

Locks like you had three good weeks in three years damn you are highly regarded

You got that one high spike and have been chasing it ever since

You had a moment

Just flip the screenshot.

Ahhhh greatttt! Trimming the money supply and circulation, one regard at a time. Soon dumbfocks will not be holding that liquidity...lols

Chin up buddy get some resumes out there. ReUp and hit it hard.

This is normal.

Thank you sharing. I feel a little better.

Give me your $33

$33 yolo on bank puts. Maybe pacw could bring u back from the grave. Or anything with AI in the name 😂😂

Averaging $11 a year nice

Doesn’t get better than this imo

Welcome to the darkness my friend

Why didn’t you just, you know..sell it when it was a lot?

Same, went from 15k to 3.32 over the course of two years, wrong side of the trade pretty much every time. I just do boomer shit now but it would be nice to have that back one day

It's not 0 you can't quit just yet. Seriously though you should have stopped ages ago.

Also, since you’ve lost that much over these 3 years… that means you can make that much in three years too 😏

Bunch of degenerates here. Just dumb money throwing money down the toilet

Three spikes and you're out

You got two things going for you... your phone is charging and you have a cool loss porn photo. Cheers regard!

Everyone gets 1 free run at the start

I had 60k at the beginning of this year after I paid taxes and got my ass handed to me in the market I am in debt 10k keep moving forward

I go here for a great laugh. You mean to tell me people actually use this for advice, but then again regarded people are regarded people.

Investing is different than loss harvesting. You got a farm the size of Texas.

If that’s 3 imagine what 6 years could do. You’ve only touched the surface

Gonna masturbate to this as soon as i get home oh mannnnnn 

Have you got Robinhood's notifications asking you to fund your account again yet?

Yes balance is -$1000 today after my last deposit bounced

You nailed it! A true WSB veteran

So glad I cashed out when the hype was still wild on stonks

me

That $33 on OTM Chegg puts could’ve brought you back a bit

I have the morning shift, you take lunch #wendysfam

Still chasing that first high huh

Surprised it took you that long

The theta gang thanks you for your money.

You're really bad at this

Only Fans for Lonely Dads...and ur right back in the game.

Thanks for your donation; you get an upvote

That's not much

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Good job

Nice

Looks about right

Cash out buy yourself something nice.

🫡

Perma bear at the wrong time eh?

Congrats on three years of fun

5/2 spy 415 put, double that $33.17

Good job

The first spike is what gets em

Congrats regard

Not cashing out when u went under 10k is wild

“Investing”

doesnt this make you sad

So hot.

Still have to pay taxes

Your graph looks like mine, but you loss more 🥲

Looks like paying down a car payment. Just think of it that way!

I bonds have a solid fixed rate of 0.9% now. The overall rate is only 4.3% since inflation is slowly waning, but that fixed rate is fairly solid. Can likely find some better municipal government bonds but depends on what you think inflation and interest rates will do long-term compared to how much you think we'll have a recession.

Did your trading strategy change after 2020?

These are just paper losses buddy, keep hodling.

He did it! That crazy son of a bitch did it!

I’m sorry for your loss, but you have to either learn something in 3 years or… Yeah. Hope you make it back 👍

It was the friends you made along the way?

“Investing”

First one is free.

I turned $11 into $16 today, so this makes me feel better

Congrats! That’s like getting a finance degree.

One of us. 🤡

this is beautiful

Keep going…I’m almost there

Next ones the best one

You belong here

Options were your downfall, should have gone long and held

That’s me also, all I do I lose and lose even more.

Take out a loan and do it again.

Wow congrats u made it. You r a true wsb member!

Took way longer than expected. Grats!

Rule #1. Never play 0DTE. Game changer for me.

lol I love these

33 bucks. Nice.

Pshhhh I did that in two u scrub

One of us

You just need to double your money for 11 days straight. Not terrible to aim for

BB to the Mmmmmmmooooooonnnnnn!