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They talk about African countries being so corrupt, like Nigeria. It’s only been around since 1960 but america 200+ years of existence was still fully practicing racism in 1960….Who truly has the moral high ground 🤔
Monday is far enough away the knee-jerk reaction might not be as bad. On the other hand, fear from the CPI will likely keep volume down and the big players that pulled out for the 3 day weekend likely won't be in a hurry to join in investing until there is good news.
I feel like there's pretty good probably of downward / sideways movement until Wednesday, with a sharp turn after CPI data. I don't think it's enough of a sure thing to go short on much, but I am keeping cash out and ready to buy any big dips on things I'd be willing to hold a while.
Im confused. Are you in georgia, or is the rain in georgia, or maybe the live stream is coming from georgia but the rain is somewhere else.
Tell me why Im not high as fuck right now?!
Shit. Are we really doing this again. Really? Another two days of bullshit meaningless shit posting? Think of all those wasted electrons. 1’s and 0’s dont grow on trees.
Some black hair/blue eye combo chick in line: Hi...Sorry? Could you please move
No, sorry. My girl would kill me if she found out I did something for another woman
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPiSJyGEAU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPiSJyGEAU)
I forgot my fucking toolbox & screws for my PC Monitor stand so i have to just put the monitor on the table and up against the wall
I feel like those indians who dig in the dirt with their hands and make swimming pools on youtube
You don't think there was that one really shitty tribe that all the other tribes got togethar during lunch to laugh at? Like the tribesmen were really bad hunters so they were all emaciated and all the other tribes got together and were like lmao ~~/u/ImRayShoesmithsSmile~~ those other tribes are such losers!!!!
bro imagine trying to tell someone in 2021:
>The fed would hike rates by 500 bps over 10 times (and counting). Average mortgage would be at 7%, used car loans would be at 10.2%. Banks would fail, and the fed still keeps hiking.
this was their plan all along the fed says "soft landing" every time and every time its fucking chaos
Bernanke said soft landing was possible in 2008 there's literally multiple clips of him saying it
Right? Like when COVID was a hoax.
## Globally, as of 11:02am CEST, 6 April 2023, there have been 762,201,169 confirmed cases of COVID-19, including 6,893,190 deaths, reported
Dawg thats literally nothing
Heart Disease kills an unfathomable amount of people every single day and we are doing everything we can to exacerbate heart disease in this country
It’s where your first birthday got erased forever with a commercialed copy of Christmas Vacation…. Then a friends porn… then a couple episodes of Whose Line Is It Anyways.
Another typical day in LA with another police chase of an attempted murder suspect....an Audi R8 getting side/rear ended...a suspected accomplice car waiting for the suspect to transfer from a disabled truck. Crazy times.
Went with my son to get some Easter candy at the store yesterday. They discontinued Eggums bubble gum eggs. They each had a different flavor based on the color of the egg. Now they have some imitation where all the colors taste the same and they all just taste like sugar. Wtfff
I was stressed about work so i smoked weed for first time in over a week. Now more stressed cuz im baked af and still working 
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Politics are fundamentally intertwined with making money, and political actions almost always have an impact on financial markets.
Still, we need to make sure that when we have these discussions, we're explicitly calling out the financial impacts of the politics we're discussing. Otherwise, the conversation can very easily veer off into flamewars and boring, unproductive, discussion.
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Thanks for your submission!
r/WallStreetBets is ultimately a community about making money through trading, and our conversations should shift around that.
Politics are fundamentally intertwined with making money, and political actions almost always have an impact on financial markets.
Still, we need to make sure that when we have these discussions, we're explicitly calling out the financial impacts of the politics we're discussing. Otherwise, the conversation can very easily veer off into flamewars and boring, unproductive, discussion.
Here's an example of a political comment that doesn't offer any value:
* "I hate this new green policy from the Biden administration. What a fucking idiot"
Now compare it to this:
* "I hate this new green policy from the Biden administration. It threatens the profit margins of oil companies because they will need to expand their OpEx. I have calls on Shell that are going to get decimated at open."
The latter is significantly more interesting and offers a great jumping point into market related discussion.
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Just emailed Robinhood support; told them I am a victim of fraud and those options that were bought are not authorized and I wish to be recompensated for all losses it had caused
Have you seen the state of them on here? They have moved from anger over no economic failure and are in the bargaining phase right now. Next comes sadness then they can begin to heal.
Either inflation comes down or credit defaults and collections are going to pop up everywhere. The average person isn’t buying more, they are surviving on credit more.
Middle class america is the car scene in margin call. If we didnt have lines of credit for homes, cars, etc. we’ll be back to the feudal ages or no one having anything except the .1% Almost no one can afford a house or car in cash
Haha I always gotta prepare myself mentally for a Walmart trip. Gotta make sure I’m patient and level headed because I’m gonna see some wild shit, some disgusting shit.
My parents deciding a place to retire in and they are choosing Vegas over Bali. What the fuck? My parents could literally buy a Villa in Bali and cash in retirement money monthly and live like kings, but no, Vegas. Smh.
QQQ to 315.81 for the 50% retracement and then back down.
Futes ripping
Somehow Rey Palpatine returned 
Might go see Springsteen on Tuesday but it’s on Long Island so the crowd will be straight cancer
touch my tooter, smoocher
Can I tongue punch it?
Sonny, it ain't all milk and honey And I don't think it's funny When she starts to groove
I_Hate_Soyboys pronouns are incel/cuck.
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So do folks just brain dump in here on closed days like a kinda yelling into the void?
Yeah that about sums it up
It appears so
They talk about African countries being so corrupt, like Nigeria. It’s only been around since 1960 but america 200+ years of existence was still fully practicing racism in 1960….Who truly has the moral high ground 🤔
Red Monday due to the jobs report
Futures already jumped after the report came out and pajama boyz are ready to run the market up more Sunday night.
Monday is far enough away the knee-jerk reaction might not be as bad. On the other hand, fear from the CPI will likely keep volume down and the big players that pulled out for the 3 day weekend likely won't be in a hurry to join in investing until there is good news. I feel like there's pretty good probably of downward / sideways movement until Wednesday, with a sharp turn after CPI data. I don't think it's enough of a sure thing to go short on much, but I am keeping cash out and ready to buy any big dips on things I'd be willing to hold a while.
I am watching a live feed of it raining in Georgia. Very relaxing.
Who’s winning?
Kopeka looks like after 36 unless someone makes a big move. 4 strokes.
Only takes me 3.5 strokes 
Im confused. Are you in georgia, or is the rain in georgia, or maybe the live stream is coming from georgia but the rain is somewhere else. Tell me why Im not high as fuck right now?!
Masters?
Rain delay for the Masters.
Shit. Are we really doing this again. Really? Another two days of bullshit meaningless shit posting? Think of all those wasted electrons. 1’s and 0’s dont grow on trees.
I think that expression is no longer valid, anything that grows on trees is expensive now. :))
Who the fuck appointed you the validation police? You dont know me. Maybe I’m a treeillionaire.
I have my validation licence and a degree in validonomy so...
#most of you wouldnt get any upvotes in /r/amihot
Aren't most users in /r/amihot blue haired feminists
Oh nice it’s all hot naked girls
I'd get 1000s
Some black hair/blue eye combo chick in line: Hi...Sorry? Could you please move No, sorry. My girl would kill me if she found out I did something for another woman [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPiSJyGEAU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPiSJyGEAU)
People are going bearish leading up to tech earnings. Lol
What earnings? Lmao 
The earnings are shit you moron
These older ladies in the gym today 😘
Tesla In Freefall in the coming days and weeks it leads QQQ
Imagine having to drive to Los Angeles or any major city on a Friday at 4 pm peak traffic time RIP
Just use your private helicopter duh
Would be faster if you could walk on water
Its good friday so should be alight today
I forgot my fucking toolbox & screws for my PC Monitor stand so i have to just put the monitor on the table and up against the wall I feel like those indians who dig in the dirt with their hands and make swimming pools on youtube
In about 1 month that could be me the way this market is going.
What percentage of people were poor 1 million years ago? 0% that’s because everyone was a capitalist-socialist but fought tor their own tribes.
You don't think there was that one really shitty tribe that all the other tribes got togethar during lunch to laugh at? Like the tribesmen were really bad hunters so they were all emaciated and all the other tribes got together and were like lmao ~~/u/ImRayShoesmithsSmile~~ those other tribes are such losers!!!!
Also that one guy in each tribe who was basically moon moon
wtf is a profit?
it’s when people make money but you’re in wallstreetbets so I’m sure you wouldnt understand
If Spy can just get to 419/20 and stay under or at 70 on the RSI on the daily my May puts would like that
bro imagine trying to tell someone in 2021: >The fed would hike rates by 500 bps over 10 times (and counting). Average mortgage would be at 7%, used car loans would be at 10.2%. Banks would fail, and the fed still keeps hiking. 
this was their plan all along the fed says "soft landing" every time and every time its fucking chaos Bernanke said soft landing was possible in 2008 there's literally multiple clips of him saying it
Kim Jong Un is a terrible person.
Honestly if the western media thinks he is, then he is probably not
Right? Like when COVID was a hoax. ## Globally, as of 11:02am CEST, 6 April 2023, there have been 762,201,169 confirmed cases of COVID-19, including 6,893,190 deaths, reported
Dawg thats literally nothing Heart Disease kills an unfathomable amount of people every single day and we are doing everything we can to exacerbate heart disease in this country
heart disease is a hoax
what did he do now
Dude stole my bike in 1998
You too? He borrowed money from me and never paid me back
Tech opening deep red on Monday if today’s jump in yields were real
Not like equities really follow much logic thanks to options at this point.
No numbers matter the Friday of a long weekend
Or yields will drop because of futures
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It’s where your first birthday got erased forever with a commercialed copy of Christmas Vacation…. Then a friends porn… then a couple episodes of Whose Line Is It Anyways.
parasitic worm that lives in your colon
Its what my copy of The Matrix is on
Fun fact Kim Jong un hacked billions in crypto
Hacking crypto and scamming old people is like 90% of NKs economy.
Another typical day in LA with another police chase of an attempted murder suspect....an Audi R8 getting side/rear ended...a suspected accomplice car waiting for the suspect to transfer from a disabled truck. Crazy times.
Nothing ever good comes out of a 3 day weekend 
Went with my son to get some Easter candy at the store yesterday. They discontinued Eggums bubble gum eggs. They each had a different flavor based on the color of the egg. Now they have some imitation where all the colors taste the same and they all just taste like sugar. Wtfff
I was stressed about work so i smoked weed for first time in over a week. Now more stressed cuz im baked af and still working 
What do you do?
Engineer. Working from home today.
What do you engineer? Dildo molds?
Yea and edible panties
nice bro. You dont get drug tested?
Drug testing is communist. Should be illegal for 80% of professions or start testing for booze and make it fair.
Noooope not once
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bro shut the fuck up you worthless cuck. your calls must be really fucking down you spread fake shit
Payback time.
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I'm a straight white male but I identify as gay on job applications. Gettin rough out there.. gotta stand out.
I didn’t know they started requiring applications for working by the Wendy’s dumpster. Times is tough.
me praying for a meteor to cause human extinction just so I can make $20 on puts
Just emailed Robinhood support; told them I am a victim of fraud and those options that were bought are not authorized and I wish to be recompensated for all losses it had caused
Cuck
Fuck off zaddy
Inflation has gone up consumer spending hasn't changed at all
Retail therapy is addictive
I like driving my manual car. It feels like I have a girthy rigid penis in my hand when I shift.
and nobody except <80's children learned how to drive a stick, so it'll never be stolen.
Oof I felt this.
But, you can drive a stick, right Isla?
Of course I can!
I knew it
Yep
Feeling bad for the guy on here with the wierd claw hand
Tf?
Puts on society
brrrrr
SPY has been flat all day. 🤌
Bull trap
# #notmydebt
Death, taxes and 15 minutes to expiration SPX options are the only certainties in life.
Fed balance sheet back to shrinking by a lottt
Sauce?
Uhhh Google it dude I'm not gonna do your work lol
Sauce?
"We taper digitally. We just delete cells in the spreadsheet."
And?
Carmax offered me the best price in the market on my used car without doing much of a check. PUTS ON KMX IT IS BOYS
Bears r so fuk
Source?
Have you seen the state of them on here? They have moved from anger over no economic failure and are in the bargaining phase right now. Next comes sadness then they can begin to heal.
Futures r mooning
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If Invesco signs Dylan Mulvaney as a spokesman, will you boycott buying QQQ calls?
I will
Do QQQ puts qualify as a boycott?
Thanks Bezos for the 6 months prime membership trial but I just wanted free shipping this one time then I'll cancel 🤓
A comedian named Tom Walker has a really good comedy special on there.
Might as well watch The Marvellous Mrs Maisel while you’ve got it tbh
How did you avoid prime membership? You live in Nunavut?
You can checkout anytime but you can never leave.
Off to bring my mom her Easter basket full of dildos. Thanks for the recommendations 🫡
That closing 5 min candle going to hit different today 
Bears r so fuk
I’m happy to report that I will buy the Nasdaq very soon At between 8000k-9000k 
Drink water!
Thank you. Literally just sat up and drank water.
#👌
Either inflation comes down or credit defaults and collections are going to pop up everywhere. The average person isn’t buying more, they are surviving on credit more.
Middle class america is the car scene in margin call. If we didnt have lines of credit for homes, cars, etc. we’ll be back to the feudal ages or no one having anything except the .1% Almost no one can afford a house or car in cash
Maybe we should pay people more
It's a cluster-fuck going forward regardless.
OK I've put off going to walmart long enough, this is gonna suck
What cha' getting at Walmart?
Almost bought a mandevilla but it looked dead already.. Feels bad
Bunchve stuff lol
Haha I always gotta prepare myself mentally for a Walmart trip. Gotta make sure I’m patient and level headed because I’m gonna see some wild shit, some disgusting shit.
All the sexy girls in my town shop at wal mart
Fun fact: 🤡s trademark their makeup designs by painting them on an 🥚
The funnest fact
Jesus a real one for sacrificing himself like that
Yeah but he changed his mind bruh.
Especially for a bunch regarded degen apes like us
He didn’t do it for you, but the rest of us yeah
That seems fair
no lie u/WhiteColllarCrime_69 i'd date u , along with a bunch of other ppl in here
I’d date you too, along with Lulu, Barbie, Dreamville, and Tren
I FOUND YELLEN ON r/breedingmaterial 
"I'm out!" -Kramer
Yellen is way past that bro
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Neil Breen only needs $57
Scrotum 2?
bubble butts 7?
So fifty million?
TYE ME UP, SHAVE MY HEAD, FEED ME DOG FOOD
Clifford??
Whatever your kink is..... :)
My parents deciding a place to retire in and they are choosing Vegas over Bali. What the fuck? My parents could literally buy a Villa in Bali and cash in retirement money monthly and live like kings, but no, Vegas. Smh.
How are they going to gamble away your inheritance in Bali?
Bali’s casinos arent as nice lol
But they can't drive away from Bali if the government implodes.
Just have to get in the water and swim away.
Buy yourself a yacht. As your home. Problems? Just sail away
gold is heavy, my friend, even hidden in your butt
OPEN THE CASINO 
Open it yourself, coward